#incorrect superhusbands

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Tony: *smirks* I thought I might stay over tonight.

Steve: Why?

Tony: ...Cause we are boyfriends.

Steve: *smiling* To do what?

[crickets chirping]

Tony: ...

Tony: I'm actually not sure.

(x)

[chaxan08]

Fury: Okay, jerks. If Stark isn't here, then we need someone to fill in for him.

Natasha: I think Rogers is already filling Stark.

Clint: *biting back a laugh*

Steve:

Bruce:

Thor: *confused as hell*

Natasha and Clint: *high five*

[joetavis]

The idea of Tony and Steve getting actually (by law) divorced is hilarious to me, because you just know that they'd scream at each other in court, the judge is about to lose his mind, and Tony's lawyer is having a mental breakdown because Tony insists on giving Steve half, even though Steve refuses.

Tony: He'll get the penthouse!

Steve: Fuck the penthouse, and talk to me in first person goddamnit!

Tony: Fine then, it was OUR penthouse, and you're getting it! Conversations over!

Steve: You never listen to me, that's why we are here in the first place! ARGH! You drive me insane.

Tony: By law you are entitled to half my estate, take it or leave it- Bitch!

Steve: You are so immature, I can't believe I married you.

Tony: Really? Then why did it take you so long to sign the fucking papers?

Steve: Someone get security or I'm gonna jump you!

Tony's lawyer, crying in the corner: please make it stop, don't give him more, I have a reputation to uphold, no greedy husband is gonna book me after this

Judge: Order! If you can't talk civilly, we will have to take a break!

-30 minute break-

Steve, calmly: Yeah, so... we decided that I will take my half in donations to charity, and the penthouse can stay with tony, we worked it out during the break...

Tony, nodding happily: Yeah, we fucked it out in the court toilets!

[ironspidersblog]

Steve , trying to bring out the 50s flirting after moving into the tower: So, you come around here often?

Tony, having not drank enough coffee for this: I mean, this is my building, so yeah.

[coffeeandjuice]

Tony and Peter on a drive:

Peter: So, why does Captain Rogers call you babygirl?

Tony: How about we stop talking for a little while.

[fandomnerd9602]

I have a request son of omni man reader x tara carpenter

Y/N confronts Ghostface…

Y/N: leave my girl alone

Y/N pushes Ghostface, sending them hurling into the several walls…

Tara hugs her man tightly…

Tara: thank you baby

Y/N: of course, my final girl

[fanonsupremecy]

Sam: So, are you two dating now?

Dean & Cas: Yes.

Sam: Why?

Dean: I happen to find Cas very appealing.

Sam: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Cas.

[tinytony-snack]

newscaster: and now, a gay update courtesy of tony stark

tony, on steve’s lap: getting gayer

newscaster: thanks tony

[stylestappen]

Tony: *gets a paper cut*

Steve, clenching his fists: hasn't he fucking been through enough?

[marvels-clownery-festival]

*on their first date*

Steve : so tony tell me more about yourself

Tony: well what do you want to know more about my daddy issues or my favorite color be more specific Steven

[i-love-my-dads-blog]

Steve: Are you going to wear that shirt?

Tony: If you don't like it, then I'm wearing it.

Steve: Then I love it.

Tony: Then I'm taking it off.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Tony: It's hot in here, let me take off my clothes.

Steve: Oh, wait, no need, let me turn down the heat.

Tony: ...

[Five years later]

Steve: *realizing*

Natasha, Clint and Bruce: *shaking their heads*

(x)

[takecareapollo]

incorrect posts [15/?]

[joetavis]

There's definitely a universe in which Steve and Tony broke up during Civil War, but because they still loved each other and talked, all the avengers, including Bucky, moved back into the tower.

Tony kind of ignores Bucky, but he definitely has an alarm for when Steve closes in on him and dips.

Steve (ever so in love) tries to give him space, yet drops food in front of the lab, brings coffee, sometimes leaves room to make sure Tony doesn't miss out on the other avengers.

And Steve (still very in love) doesn't even care about Jarvis giving him the cold shoulder. Sure, he has to live with the AC acting out. Sure, the stove burns his morning omelette. Sure, he has to wait on Bucky or Sam to call in the elevator, but he's Steve Rogers, he loves the work out.

And sure, maybe he gets a little pissed when the glass doors stop opening and he runs into it in front of Natasha who will never make him forget about it, but he doesn't say anything. He still feels guilty about lying, he kinda feels like he deserves it, and honestly it's kinda genius.

So one afternoon, he brings Tony cheeseburgers from their favourite diner, and wants to put them in front of the door, but Tony spots him and waves him in. So he stands in front of the door and can't enter.

Tony walks up, the door opens.

Tony: If you don't want to come in, I can call you an elevator.

Steve: Ah, well, I've gotten used to the stairs.

Tony: Really? Has breaking up with me turned you so tech-wary you are boycotting the elevators?

Steve, suspecting maybe Tony did it drunk (because he is a genius): You really don't remember it, do you?

Steve, laughing: Since we broke up Jarvis has been ignoring me.

Tony: What?

Steve: Jarvis doesn't even acknowledge my voice.

Tony: What the fuck?

Steve: Yeah, no elevators, no heater, nothing.

Tony, laughing: No I mean- What the fuck Jarvis? That wasn't me. Jarvis you motherfucker.

Steve is totally dumbfounded and Tony doesn't stop laughing for minutes. He gives Jarvis a stern talk and Steve has to be present as Tony makes his AI apologise (it's super weird).

And Tony follows Steve throughout the tower the rest of the day to make sure Steve can take the elevator, go through doors, make food and with Tony back at his side, Steve can't even be mad at Jarvis. He even silently thanks him, going to bed. Because Tony stops to avoid him from that day on. And as he whispers thank you to the ceiling the AC turns back to the perfect temperature.

[incorrecttonyquotes]

Steve: As my ma used to say, “A lesson learned is a lesson earned.”

Tony: What was she, a fortune cookie?

[lekhajhoka]

I can reblog this all day

RDJ and Cevans: *flirting in peace*

Ruffalo: HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOUR SON-