#source: barbie

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: I thought I might stay over tonight.

Yelena: Why?

Kate: Because we’re girlfriends.

Yelena: To do what?

Kate: … I’m actually not sure.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

John: I thought I might stay over tonight.

Francesca: Why?

John: Because we’re boyfriend-girlfriend.

Francesca: To do what?

John: …I’m actually not sure.

[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

Tony: *smirks* I thought I might stay over tonight.

Steve: Why?

Tony: ...Cause we are boyfriends.

Steve: *smiling* To do what?

[crickets chirping]

Tony: ...

Tony: I'm actually not sure.

(x)

[acidicalkalia]

Vox: I thought I might stay over tonight.

Alastor: Why?

Vox: Because we're boyfriend and boyfriend.

Alastor: To do what?

Vox:

Vox: I'm actually not sure.

[neves-trouble]

Solas: No. This is my Lighthouse! It's mine!

Rook: No, this is no longer Solas' Lighthouse. This shall henceforth be known as Rook's Mojo Dojo Casa House.

Harding: You don't have to say dojo and house.

Neve: And casa...

Rook: But you do because it feels good. Try it.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Renet, narrating: April has a great day every day.

Renet: Donnie only has a great day if April looks at him.

[aotearoa20]

Manwë: Me? Oh no, I'm not trained to go over there

Manwë: I'm trained to stand confidently right here

Tulkas: But... Melkor isn't causing problems over here

Manwë: And even if he was, I'm not trained to do anything about that either

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about dragons, I lost interest.

- Aegon II Targaryen

[totallycorrectsailormoonquotes]

You can never have too many friends! It’s science!

Ami

[sincerelykarai]

Peter: No no no this is my milano! It's mine! Rocket: No, no, this shall hence forth be known as "Rocket's super awesome spaceship for taking ass and kicking names."

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi, looking lovingly at Caitlyn: She's Barbie, I'm just Ken.

[incorrect-bridgerton-family]

Colin: I made a bet with Dankworth, and you can’t make me look uncool in front of Dankworth.

Penelope: DANKWORTH IS NOT COOL!

Colin: He is to me…

[skullywullypully]

Ben Reilly: I thought I might stay over tonight. Reader: Why? Ben Reilly: Because we're girlfriend and boyfriend. Reader: To do what? Ben Reilly:... Ben Reilly: I'm actually not sure.

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

Quinn: I’m like you now. Ugly and unwanted. Daria: ...Thanks.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Gabby: You can never have too many friends! It’s science!

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: Uh, why is Leo lying face down on the ground? Is he dead?

Donnie: He's not dead. He's just having an existential crisis.