#incorrect wolf pack

[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Leah: Look, I know that the two of us don’t get along, but I decided to get you this bath bomb as a peace offering. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a hot bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.

Sam: Leah, this is a toaster.

[jade-bright]

Some alpha: Alpha Hale, would you say you’re independent?

Derek: *looks over at Stiles*

Stiles: *nods*

Derek, looking back at the random alpha: Yeah, I’d say so.

[headcanonthings]

Melissa: We call that a traumatic experience. Melissa, turning to Scott: Not a "bruh moment." Melissa, turning to Isaac: Not "rip." Melissa, turning to Lydia: Not a "failed oversight on my part". Melissa, turning to Peter: Not an "omen of destiny". Melissa, turning to Boyd: Not a "failed mission". Melissa, turning to Derek: Not a "display of weakness to the Hale bloodline." Melissa, turning to Erica: Not a "whoopsie daisies". Melissa, turning to the Sherriff: Not a "day without a paycheck". Melissa, turning to Stiles: And definitely not an "oof lmao".

[edwardscatholicguilt]

I'm a twilight canon denier. Stephanie really gave us Emmett Cullen and expected me to believe that he wouldn't be Bff's with the wolf pack ? Get out of my face

[wolfsuggest]

Derek: It’s not that difficult, Stiles, just remember what Uncle Peter taught you.

Stiles: Relax my throat and make eye contact?

Derek: ABOUT THE SPELL STILES REMEMBER WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE SPELL-

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Have you guys seen—?

Isaac: *angry*

Erica: *trying not to laugh*

Derek: You look upset. You look angry. What are we mad about?

Isaac: Stiles lost a bet.

Derek: And you’re upset?

Isaac: Yeah! Because the loser was meant to do something embarrassing. And he was meant to wear a dress.

Derek: And?

Stiles: *crashing into the room, wearing a dress* Derek, there you are! Check out this dress. I look so good. Like, this is the best outfit I’ve ever worn.

Isaac: *anger intesifies*

Derek: *speechless* Oh.

Isaac: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE EMBARRASING! YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT!

[el-viruss]

Erica: Do you remember yesterday when I ran at Isaac and he dropped his bowl of cereal to catch me?

Derek: Yes...?

Erica: Watch this.

Erica: *runs at Boyd, full speed, while he is holding a drink tray with everyone's coffee order in it.*

Derek: ERICA, NO!!

Boyd: *Catches Erica with one arm while balancing the tray in the other, completely unphased.*

[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles, to derek's betas: "you're so mean" if you guys weren't so stupid, I wouldn't have to be mean to you. change starts with you

[andromara]

Scott: Stiles, Liam got into a fight.

Stiles: What, Liam, you got into a fight?

Liam: *stares down at the ground in shame*

Liam: *nods slowly*

Stiles:

Stiles: Did you win?

Scott: Stiles...

Stiles:

Scott:

Stiles:

Scott:

Scott: Of course he did! It was sick.

[incorrect-wolf-pack]

Embry: Uh, Quil, can I ask you a question?

Quil: Yeah.

Embry: Why are we laying on the ground?

Quil: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so people would just think we were chilling.

[jade-bright]

version 1 Version 2

Laura: Have fun on your date with Stiles later, try not to burn the whole preserve Derek: ...I don't have a date with Stiles later Laura: What do you mean? I just saw him in the forest with a bunch of candles Derek: ... Laura: ... Both: Shit

[headcanonthings]

Stiles: Why are you following me? Derek: Because we’re dating now. Stiles: Okay… what about the other three? Isaac: We’re a package deal Erica: Buy one idiot, get two idiots and a Boyd free!

[voidstilesplease]

POV: An outsider pack teaming up with Derek and Scott's pack against a common enemy and escaping by the skin of their teeth after an outrageous, inconceivable stunt pulled by Stiles.

Outsider Alpha: *in incredulous disbelief* Is this how you do things in Beacon Hills?

Stiles: You mean effectively?

Outsider Alpha:

Derek: Yeah, I won't think about it too much.

[wolfsuggest]

Pack Chat

Stiles: I don’t need therapy I need to warm his dick :/

Scott: stiles. This might be the wrong chat, buddy

Stiles: oh, it’s really not, that wasn’t a reply, I’m just making a general statement

Lydia: I got Xanax

Stiles: I could also accept that as a solution, thank you.

Lydia: No problem. Meet me at my locker.

Jackson: Oh; so… the rst of us just ignore it and hope it goes away?

Boyd: dont bring us into this man

Erica: I’m making a chart to figure out who Stiles wants to warm :/ he won’t tell me

Issac: prob someones dad

Allison: I dont like that possibility :(

Stiles: :/

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: How’s everyone doing?

Isaac: I’m breathing.

Derek: Setting the bar pretty low there.

Isaac: Still doing better than Stiles.

Stiles, having a panic attack: Fuck you.

[incorrectsterekquotes]