#incorrectbleach

[1ncorrectbleach]

Dumbass

Rifted Lexi.00’s version of JK on IG

[nono6thebleachfan]

Chad: Don’t worry. Ichigo likes your butt and your fancy hair. I know. I read his diary.

Orihime: [touching her hair in wonder] He think it’s fancy?

[gunnerpalace]

Kurosaki Ichigo [to the tune of “Karma Chameleon”]: Kidō, kidō, kidō, kidō, kidō spells~ / You bakudō, you bakudō~

Kuchiki Rukia: What the fuck.

[totallygayforrukiakuchiki]

Wonderful

SS arc in a nutshell

[spop-incorrect-quotes]

Shadow Weaver : I'm aware you rebels don't place the same value on discipline as the Horde does, but surely when someone gives a command, he expects his soldiers to obey.

Queen Angella : That works for you ? With teenagers ? I hope you don't expect me to believe that.

[assakill]

Thomas: What’s the matter?

Gally: Well, it’s just that… Lately I’ve noticed everyone seems to trust me. It’s quite unnerving; I’m still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me to their homes for dinner.

Thomas: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never have you over.

Gally: I appreciate that, Thomas.

[kleptocooper]

I saw this quote on incorrectbleach's tumblr and it seemed PERFECT for Sly and Bentley. Please forgive my atrocious handwriting; here's the quote for your viewing pleasure:

Bentley: Do I look like Carmelita to you?

Sly: What?

Bentley: Do I look like Carmelita to you?

Sly: O-Of course not???

Bentley: THEN WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO SCREW ME?!?

Sly: OH MY GOD BENTLEY!!!

[totallygayforrukiakuchiki]

LMAO

Bleach 686 99

[ichirukilover]

That Bleachvines person is fake af but they ship Ih so I'm not too surprised bout that incorrectbleach came back to a hateful anon & posted the message WITHOUT going into their notps tag about how hateful, disrespectful, & fake the IH fandom is even though they had solid evidence/justification to do just that. We can hate Kubo without hating his work it's called having critical thinking skills. If I hear that IR is the worst fanbase again I might literally snap.

I knew they were fake eons ago but it’s not a problem you can just avoid the blog. The incorrect bl/each quotes that ships IR and doesn’t ship IH is basically the only one that always gets hate, who knows why. Anyway when I hear people say ReSecT kUbO, I’m here like? Why the fu*k should I? Why the f*ck don’t you mind your business? Why don’t you just shut up and let people feel however they want and stop acting like you are better than them just bc you respect a man that balantly lied to people all over the world? And I can basically say the same sh*t, you respect Ku/bo just bc he made your ship canon LMAO Kiss Ku/bo’s ass in your lane, we don’t give a damn Sharon.

[sonnets-and-snowdrops]

Will you write some sweet Division 13 shenanigans someday? Because this post about Jushiro, Sentaro and Kiyone got me all fucked up and idk what to do but sob or beg you for your talent to shine (you can ignore this tho)

YES YES I absolutely will

I actually have plans to include some good, earnest, and heartbreakingly wholesome 13th Division content in my big ol’ political opera shindig - which, by the way, I think I might be about halfway done outlining now??

That said, uh

If you’re requesting pure fluff I can 100% make that happen also

For the curious - this is the post, jsyk. @incorrectbleach​ is a freaking god and a half.

[kei-man-96]

based on a post by incorrectbleach

[nono6thebleachfan]

Orihime: Always stay positive!

Orihime: [falls down a flight of stairs]

Orihime: Wow, I got down those stairs so fast!

[gunnerpalace]

Kojima Mizuiro: So...

Shihōin Yoruichi: Kojima, what you don't seem to understand is that my ass is the sun. It's round; it's radiant; it's warm; it's the only thing keeping you alive in this cold, uncaring universe; it's your very source of life; and if you ever try and touch it, you'll be fucking incinerated.

[blackrainbowblade]

Why is this labelled #incorrectbleach ? It's entirely correct.

aizen would be a better president than donald trump

[hashtagartistlife]

I would like to personally thank the submittor of this particular incorrectbleach post (I think it was xiaomay?) because Bleach x Legally Blonde is not the crossover I deserved but it was definitely one that I needed

[assakill]

Newt: Minho, do you ever want to talk about your feelings?

Minho: No.

Thomas: I do.

Newt: I know, Thomas.

Thomas: I’m sad.

Newt: I know, Thomas.