#incorrecthu

[allhailhu4l]

Jorel: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Danny: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[destyisundead]

-J-Dog and Funny Man come in with a box of tampons-

Johnny: what is in your hands?

Funny Man: Tampons.

Johnny: What are you gonna do with those?

J-Dog: What are we NOT going to do?

Funny Man: It says we can go swimming, horseback riding, quote lines from the Barbie movie, set up your own Wi-Fi network, and even change a flat tire!

Johnny: It’s not a magic wand! Those are activities you can do while wearing them!

Funny Man and J-Dog: -wears tampons like a necklace-

Johnny: No! no… not like that!

J-Dog: Okay then show us how to wear them?

Johnny: YOU DON’T NEED TAMPONS!!

Funny Man: …Are you on your period?

Johnny: FUCK!

[incorrecthollywoodundeadquotes]

Charlie: I'm not gay but DAMN Danny: You don't need to be gay to appreciate a good looking man Charlie: Nah i'd fuck him Danny: oh okay shit

[susanmarie006]

Danny: DYLAN DID YOU KNOW MARY JANE MEANS WEED??

Dylan: DANNY YOURE JUST NOW LEARNING THIS? WTF DUDE

[atomictravelbag]

Johnny: Look at this idiot. Where are his parents.

Johnny: Oh shit, it’s me. I’m the parent.

Johnny: Danny, we gotta go.

[inkspook]

Dylan: If you think about it, tomato and potato have the same amount of letters in them. I’ve cracked the code.

Jorel:

Jorel: D- Do you think people can’t hear you?

[j3tsabyss]

FunnyMan: *pulls up to Sonic drive-in*

FunnyMan: HEY

FunnyMan: *honks la cucaracha horn*

FunnyMan: YO DOES KNUCKLES WORK HERE

[allhailhu4l]

Randi: Jordon, It doesn’t have a bone…

Charlie, drunk: Then why is it called a boner?!

[allhailhu4l]

Jorel: *sucking on a popsicle*

Jordon: Heh, you practicing for when Danny gets here?

Jorel: *takes a huge bite out of the popsicle*

Jordon, concerned: Oh shit…

[allhailhu4l]

Jorel: Heh, Danny sneezes like a girl.

Danny: How about I pound you like boy?

Danny: That didn’t come out right.

[allhailhu4l]

Dylan: Pros and cons of dating me.

Dylan: Pros. You'll be the cute one.

Dylan: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

[allhailhu4l]

Dylan: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

[allhailhu4l]

Charlie, at 7am: Hey dudes, I got some leftover Jell-O shots from Cinco de Mayo. Do you want to go eat a bunch and get super fucked up?

Johnny: Uh, Jordon, don’t you have to like, go to work in an hour?

Charlie: Heh-Heh. Yeah, I sure do. Anyways they’re lime green ones made with tequila!

[allhailhu4l]

*HU sitting at a dinner table talking*

Charlie: Oh God, the first time I got drunk: I pulled in the bushes, broke up with my girlfriend, and then shat in my own bed.

Danny, concerned: Uh, that’s great Jordon, can you pass the mashed potatoes please?

[allhailhu4l]

George: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Jordon: *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

George: Holy shit-

[allhailhu4l]

Jordon: And what do we say when someone refuses your offer?

Dylan: Suck it, boomer!

Jordon: I don't know who "Boomer" is, but no…