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[voidbellamy]

john: i sleep with my gun under my pillow, just so you all know

bucky: i sleep peacefully, with my cat on my pillow

yelena: i sleep with my guinea pig

alexei: i sleep with food under my pillow in case i get hungry

ava: i sleep with my phone under my pillow

bob: i sometimes don’t sleep at all…

you: what an interesting group of people…

john: well how do you sleep, then?

you: with bob.

[voidbellamy]

Ava: *derogatory* ugh, men.

Yelena: *in agreement* men…

You: *very much in a relationship, but always a girl’s girl* yeah- yeah�� –MEN–!

Alexei: *always being supportive* YEAH, MEN! WE HATE THE MEN.

Bob: :(

You: not you, baby.

Yelena: not you, Bob.

Ava: oh no, never Bob.

Bob: :)

Bucky: umm..??

Ava: not you, Bucky.

Yelena: oh , no, Bucky would never.

John: what about me, guys?

Ava: ….

Yelena: ……

John: :|

Alexei: *still grinning, not realizing he was not included*

[voidbellamy]

yelena: if you could kiss anyone in the world, who would it be?

ava: my mom again…

walker: my wife…

yelena: you two really bum me out.

bucky: i don’t have time for relationships.

yelena: you are absolutely no fun.

alexei: the winter soldier; in admiration.

bucky: you stay the hell away from me.

you: i would kiss bob.

bob: i would kiss y/n.

yelena: your current partner doesn’t count.

you: i would kiss sentry.

bob: …i would kiss y/n.

yelena: i hate all of you.

[voidbellamy]

Bob: hey, do you want to hear my pickup lines?

You: absolutely!

Bob: okay, okay… ready?

Bob: are you hard drugs, because I’m addicted to you.

You: D:

Bob: are you me when I was a child, because I’d hit that…

You: D:

Bob: are you a needle because—

You: *now crying*

Bob: ʷᵃᶦᵗ, ⁿᵒ i’m sorry!

[voidbellamy]

john: alright. kiss, marry, f***.

you: walker, we aren’t teenagers.

john: just answer the question! bob—

you: yes. i would. obviously.

john: that’s not how you play—

bob: shut up and let her talk.

john:let me finish! bob, sentry, void

yelena, horrified: i don’t think the void needs to be included-

you: marry bob. then i get all three.

bob: *wide eyed and very red, despite being in a committed relationship with you already*

yelena: you would marry the void?

you: no, i would do the third thing.

yelena: *slowly sets down her book to stare at you*

bob: *falls off the couch*

walker: *moves away from you slightly*

bucky, from in the kitchen: *looks up from his phone with an alarmed expression* you need help.

you: i could fix him.

[voidbellamy]

Bob: I would like you both to apologize to our girlfriend right now.

Sentry: I apologize for calling you insignificant, weak and a distraction.

You: Thank you, Sentry…

Sentry: And for wanting you to call me a god and worship me.

You: ……..I get it.

Sentry: Also, for trying to convince Bob to leave you because I said we could do better.

You: I- What?

Bob: That’s enough, Sentry.

Void: I’m sorry for calling you an insignificant speck on this dread infested, miserable planet that’s riddled with-

Bob: VOID-

Void: -equally miserable specks that no one would miss, and for telling you that without you, we would be completely lost and broken and hopeless and I would then be fully in control and go back to plotting how to take over and let everyone relive their worst moments so people finally understand how I-“

You: *huddled in the corner, sobbing*

Void: ….my mistake. I told you she was weak.

Bob: I am not letting either of you talk to her ever again.

[voidbellamy]

Yelena: i’m so glad we’re finally doing a girl’s night!

Ava: it’s nice to be away from the guys.

You: yeah, i agree…

Ava: ….why is your boyfriend here?

Bob: *sitting on the bed with a pink bow in his hair*

You: idk, i just really like him.

Bob: :)

Yelena:

Ava:

You: ……also, he doesn’t like being in a separate room than me.

Bob: :)

Yelena: …….that is adorable.

Ava: that’s pathetic.

[voidbellamy]

Bob: do you think i’m weird?

Walker: oh yeah, you’re really weird…

Bob: do you think i’m weird?

Yelena: i think we’re all weird… that’s why we’re here

Bob: do you think i’m weird?

You: DID SOMEONE CALL YOU WEIRD?! WHO WAS IT?! WAS IT WALKER?! I WARNED HIM—

Bob: no, i just—

Walker: *choking as you hang off his back holding him in a headlock* it was a jok—!

Yelena: should we stop her?

Bucky: ….give her a minute.

Walker: *passes out*

Bucky: …i’m sure he’ll be fine..