#intro/about me

[lilbardrhi]

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10.) I am just fine with RP blogs interacting with my content in or out of character!

Hey there! I'm Rhi.~ Now that we're through the technical things, let me tell you a bit about me!

I am a single mother to 1 human boy and 1 dog boy.

I am a demisexual, panromantic demiwoman... that feels like a mouthful LOL

"Rhi" is pronounced "Ree" or "pterodactyl screech".

Any pronouns work, though I prefer she/her.

I am riddled with various mental illnesses and am willing to discuss them! I'm also working on certain diagnoses for other mental illnesses. Feel free to ask about my diagnoses as long as you intend on being respectful about it.

I am the youngest of 3 - sister, brother, me. Press 'F' in chat to pay respects to my middle-child brother.

Links

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Featured Blog Tags

General Tags

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Fic Tags

bns - "Broken", Not Stupid fic content

t-v - Tolkien-verse fic content

christmas meet cuties - any of my original posts regarding my seasonal one shot series "CoD Christmas (Meet) Cuties" from 2024

Graphics Credits

Pinned post (this post's header and dividers): @/thecutestgrotto

Blog Header: @/megjameswrites (moot, irl friend, special request, gift - pls don't ask her for graphics)

CoD Community Server Dividers: @/saradika-graphics

CoD Community Server Images: a dear friend, Hannie!

Mastlerlist graphics: @/saradika-graphics

[nenoname]

hunting down a specific image but finding miscellaneous storyboards/some cut panels from the stan comic story instead

[egophiliac]

A-anime?

you know, sometimes I forget that Twst is actually an isekai that starts with the protagonist getting run over by an inexplicable horse-drawn carriage. and every time I'm reminded is a delight because that's AMAZING.

also. look. okay. there's a lot of very fun stuff in the trailer but I am obsessed with that Crowley surprised pikachu face. me when I spend all my keys and gems literally hours before they announce overblot SSRs and drop the anime trailer:

[stump-not-found]

Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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they're about to be really normal about things

[brofightiscancelled]

request from @hanaybuns to translate these pages from i believe "Matsuno Family Dependents Gallery"? sorry i didnt know how to approach the typesetting for this lol

all the quotes the boys are saying are from s1 episodes (right -> left):

oso 1 2 3

karamatsu 1 2 3

choromatsu 1 2 3

ichimatsu 1 2 3 (warning: ichimatsu incident)

jyushimatsu 1 2 3

todomatsu 1 2 3

[javierduffy]

silly drawover because i missed them :]

[reviseleviathan]

just tore apart the tenuto mv for hq screenshots because these two are so fucking precious i'm screaming 1/probably 3

[hpowellsmith]

New Game Announcement: THE EARTH HAS TEETH by Harris Powell-Smith

Play the current WIP demo on cogdemos or itch!

Developer Diary | ROs | Tagged posts

A century ago, the tiger god Vastan fought a risen demon over the steppes and mountains that are your home, battling for mastery over the earth below. Their war poisoned the land, causing magical storms that twist the mind and the elements alike. At the moment of Vastan’s eventual triumph she was grievously wounded, retreating beneath the mountains to be cared for by a sect of worshippers known as the Guardians of Tulara. You are one of those Guardians: a scout who ventures from the secretive monastery to hunt, gather, and trade with those living on the plains. Protected from the storms by Vastan’s power even as she sleeps, you care for your wounded god in your small, safe community. Until today. After an attack on your monastery that leaves your comrades dead and scattered, you cut a piece of your god to preserve her in a weakened, half-alive state and run. Scraping together a living as a hunter, forager, and courier on the dangerous steppes, you must survive the gathering storms while searching for a way to bring your god back to life. In this fantasy game of tragedy and survival, will you rebuild your order or forge a new path of your own, align with Vastan or rebel against her? Will you bring back your god and protect your lands, or take this chance to seize power for yourself?

Play as male, female, or non-binary; cis or trans; gay, straight, or bisexual; asexual and/or aromantic; allosexual and/or alloromantic; monogamous or polyamorous

Befriend, romance, clash with, or destroy an ambitious, stubborn magic enthusiast with a lot to prove; a hard-bitten courier determined to be self-reliant while looking after their own; a haughty, visionary herbalist obsessed with preserving knowledge for future generations; an outgoing, no-nonsense guard with a strong protective streak; a fast-talking witch-turned-con-artist who might have a heart of gold somewhere.

Survive the storms: use your skills and knowledge to help the communities on the steppes–or only yourself

Unearth dark secrets on the steppes: will you share them with the world, or bury them once more?

Build your relationship with your dying god and rebuild her power, or use it for your own ends

Give of yourself or others for the greater good, persuade your god to different paths, or rebel against her entirely

When the storm hits, what will you sacrifice for survival?

The MC of The Earth Has Teeth

You’ve lived in the Tulara monastery all your life, along with a group of around fifty Guardians of Vastan. After your parents died in a storm when you were in your mid-teens, you were cared for by the other Guardians and have lived a comfortable, if hard-working, life.

You’re now 25 and an experienced scout, adept at travelling alone and surviving in the wilderness. Thanks to Vastan’s power and protection, you’ve rarely wanted for food and even if some of your trips outside were harder than others, the safe haven of the monastery walls was always waiting for you.

Not anymore.

Vastan the tiger god

In your holy texts, Vastan is described as a tiger larger than the sky who moves faster than the eye can see and has all-powerful influence. As you know her, she appears as a tiger striped black-and-gold the size of a house, who sleeps in a huge underground chamber deep in the Tulara monastery.

While the demon Nerekay had influence over and could warp the elements, Vastan’s power is entwined with nature, protection, and growth. She made unearthly plants grow and flourish in the monastery, and her presence improved the health of her Guardians. She can also provide protection from the hypnotic, mind-altering storm sickness and, before the attack, she shielded the monastery from storms hitting it at all.

You carry a part of Vastan with you now, and although her powers are diminished, she can still lend you help when you’re in need.

Magic in Amikya

In Amikya, the land in which you live, priests draw magical power from Vastan through time-honoured religious ritual, whereas witches do so through practices more like folk medicine and superstition passed down through generations of folklore. Not all witches consider their power to come from Vastan: some see it as drawing magic from the earth.

There are blurred lines between the practices, though not every witch or priest would like to admit such a thing, and not every town approves of magical practices at all.

Major Befriendable and Romanceable Characters

All the romanceable characters are gender-flippable. All characters can be romanced monogamously; some can be romanced polyamorously in various configurations - more on that later!

Armell Bassar (23): the only child of a town leader, Armell is passionate about learning more magic to protect and expand their home. With a keen mind and more intensity than they know what to do with, Armell is eager to prove themself to their community and to their mother. (flippable between cis man/cis woman/agender)

Elisei/Elena/Elis Kiriyak (32): an expert herbalist and potion-maker, Dr. Kiriyak is near-obsessive about their collection of seeds and potions and the knowledge they’ve amassed. Some might call them arrogant; Kiriyak would say that’s irrelevant. (flippable between trans man/trans woman/genderqueer)

Nikita Leu (25): a courier carrying items and messages as well as escorting people, Nikita is an excellent survivalist and has endured a dangerous itinerant life on the plains despite experiencing tragedy. Nikita is generally withdrawn and self-reliant to a fault. (flippable between cis man/cis woman/transfem)

Serhii/Sara/Saba Roschin (39): the leader of a town guard, Roschin is boisterous and cheerful, and likes to be the first to dive in to fix a problem. Roschin is a bold fighter and protector who may go too far when joking around but will stand up for others when it matters. (flippable between cis man/cis woman/transmasc)

Valeria/Valerio Chernenko (26): a flamboyant witch who guides travellers through storms and sells magical charms, Val’s trinkets aren't always as effective as they claim. Living a transient life, Val relies on their wits to avoid trouble - not always successfully. (flippable between trans man/trans woman/nonbinary transfem)

[notadreamurr]

Some design concepts for my cuphead x tadc au crossover thingy? Idk what to call it. It's a combo of the game, show, and dlc

Note: Jax is cuphead instead of Pomni because of his personality. A lot of characters' roles were chosen based off of personality

I wanna thank @raggedypina . She's been helping me with designs, so go give her some love, RIGHT NOW!!

[wasyago]

how is this guy the sneaky one when he literally looks like this

[angelluvs]

𐔌 ABOUT ME ꒱

﹒ ♯. angel ⌇: ♢ ﹟ she/her · lvl 20’ ㅤ࣭ ㅤׂ : ᯓ wasian ! ﹐

hello everyone, welcome to my blog, my name is angel. you’re aroace bisexual coffee loving girlie. 🤍

i’ve been on this wonderful journey since 2020, but I’m a bit newer to shiftblr. i’ll be posting about my drs’ as well as my overall interests. please make sure to read my byf tab on my pinned post, thank you!

゛🪽 :: 🎧 ⸝⸝.ᐟ⋆

love ᡣ𐭩 silent hill ⸝⸝ fatal frame ⸝⸝ mouthwāshing ⸝⸝ hermitcraft/life ⸝⸝ empires ⸝⸝ aespā ⸝⸝ drēamcatcher ⸝⸝ mikū ⸝⸝ frıeren ⸝⸝ komı can’t communicate ⸝⸝ cartoons (especially advėnture time)

[pinipig]

releasing my fav whore officially into the world yay! his one goal in life is to make everyone into catpeople too

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

Fortnight really is an excellent album opener as a narrative device. It sets the scene for the tale we are about to uncover, the themes we’re about to explore, the characters we’re about to meet. It’s like an overture, the prologue to the epic we’re about to discover. In fair Verona where we lay our scene indeed etc.

[heartavenue]

ㅤㅤㅤVampirism: My Monster High Dr Edition

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🦇་༘࿐ An intro on how vampires operate in my Monster High Dr

Vampire Hierarchy

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ Vampires in this reality (as do many others) operate under a hierarchy. My father, Dracula, being at the top with fledglings at the bottom. In order it goes: Dracula, Royal Family (relatives of Dracula) Vampire Council, Vampire, Fledgling.

Vampires have different powers based on their hierarchy level, Dracula and his relatives are the most powerful whilst fledglings being the weakest.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤPowers & Abilities

‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ Here are the abilities that all vampires have regardless of their rank: levitation, immortality, regeneration, super speed, heighten senses, heighten durability, agility and endurance, telepathy, turning into a bat, and super strength. It is important to note that abilities have to be developed and strengthened over time, no vampire is born/made with the ability to perform these powers perfectly. The older, the better the vampire can use the ability.

These are the abilities that only Dracula can have: control animals and the weather, manipulate memories, shapeshift, necromancy. and fly.

The Royal Family can only use these abilities: hypnosis, psychometry, pyrokinesis, psychokinesis, turning others into vampires. (It is important to note that Dracula can do all of these things as well.)

Vampire Council: Unfortunately they don't have any special abilities they are just really old vampires.

Vampires: All the basic abilities.

Fledglings: All the basic abilities (except for turning into a bat) however they are all pretty weak at first and will have to be strengthened over time.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Weaknesses

‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ All vampires are susceptible to these weaknesses, however the older you are (and depending on your rank) you may not be as vulnerable. For example a stake to the heart will not kill Dracula but it will kill a fledgling and it has the potential to kill a vampire.

Sunlight: Doesn't immediately kill a vampire instead it would just give them some serious sunburn, sickness, and restriction/weakening of their powers. However vampires can wear sunscreen, glasses, cool clothing, and carry a parasol to protect them from the sunlight. Now older vampires won't be affected as much like young vampires but it is still good to take precautions. Dracula is completely immune to the sunlight.

Stake to the heart: Will kill any type of vampire, technically, but it is possible to survive one depending on how deep they stab you and how old you are as a vampire.

Silver bullets: Wouldn't really do anything to a vampire because vampires here aren't really affected by silver perhaps a fledgling but not like an average day vampire.

Garlic: Won't kill a vampire it's more like an allergy for them. Garlic has a very strong smell that is not pleasing to vampires, vampires can also consume it here but it's more like a lactose intolerance thing than a lethal one.

Starvation: One of the three guaranteed ways to kill a vampire. Although older vampires don't need to consume blood as much as the younger ones do. (1/3 guaranteed ways to kill a vampire.)

Decapitation: Will kill any vampire, like duh! This is because the body can't regenerate and you cut it away from it's life source. (2/3)

Fire: Burning up a vampire will do the trick because I mean yeah what wouldn't? (3/3)

Religious symbols: Don't work in fact many vampires like them. Crosses, holy water, the bible none of that would work. Religious symbols would only work if the vampires themselves were religious, but since 99% of the time they aren't they don't work.

Being invited into places: That's more like a mannerism custom thing; here vampires can go into a place uninvited but most of them won't so its good to invite one anywhere.

Running water: Yeah that doesn't do shit here.

Mirrors: Yes vampires can see their reflection. The real world reason why vampires cant see their reflection is because old mirrors were backed with silver so it burned up their reflections, but since silver doesn't do anything then we can see our reflections. Fledglings however couldn't because they are actually vulnerable to silver.

This is just the basic rundown on vampires in my Dr, if you want the lore...that's for another day! Oh how I love vampires :]

[allwehearisradiosilence]

AS AN OLDER SISTER THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLY REAL.

[redr0sewrites]

i will forever defend these two- NOT to start discourse but they are both so heavily mischaracterized by the fandom its INSANE like omg yes they are flawed but they are also trying their best PLEASE leave them alone 🙏🙏🙏

as usual im yapping in the tags if anyone cares