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Do you like the idea of being freeuse with someone?
Only my man.
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don't even get me started on my
i've-lost-connection-with-the-weave-and-now-all-i-have-is-my-uncle's-magic-curios-shoppe!reader x that-arrogant-bastard-wizard-from-the-tower gale dekarios
i mean c'mon you just want to live a beautiful, quiet life in waterdeep but you swear to god you saw a tressym steal your favorite pair of boots last week and you cannot let it go
#gale of waterdeep#is simply#my bastard boy#i wanna shake him like a fucking tin can of rocks#pre-BG3 content is like#OOOOO it makes me insane
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What I just sent was NOT the drabble btw, it'll be longer. As a sneek peek into that, have the 1st paragraph (I love me my pride and prejudice references 😉)
It is a truth universally acknowledged that any serious pirate sailing the seas must be in pursuit of a large fortune. This fortune is, of course, none other than Gold Rodger's One Piece.
There are days Benn Beckman wishes this weren't true.
Stay tuned, snail, because our Mr.Beckman is going to meet a certain red-haired writer who just might change that attitude lol.
-♡♡ lots of love
I love you, ♡♡ Anon. You're the best 🥹🥹🥹. Legit glassy eyed and high-pitched shrieking as soon as I read this in my ask box.

Here is a random mood board to aid you on your journey with writing the plot. I am so jazzed up that you're writing, you have no idea!! 🖤🖤
I love the snippet, and I can't wait to see where you run with it!!
#one piece#x reader#ask snail#snail answers#benn beckman#beckman x reader#benn beckman x reader#this anon#is simply#the best#i cant even with this person#such love for you
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watching HYP and realizing how chronically millennial erik and odie are but absolutely loving it and laughing your ass off
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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.

The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”

I fucking hate it here I’m crying
#its so funn y im shitting mysel f#i got so caught up in the bit i forgot it was not a wide held bit#simply a bit between siblings#Up to something#Jimmy carter#1k#5k#10k#20k#50k
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Breaking my several year harry potter silence just to say that in the Apollo Justice Trilogy, they removed the harry potter reference they originally had in the game. Which means that if you still consume hp content and talk about it, you are doing worse than fucking capcom
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
#executive dysfunction#shitpost#every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES#that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3#and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back#so. rawdogging the world <3#man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....
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Let’s bask with mama
#original#mamaposting#mama posting#with mama#also everyone I know that the bigger turtle is probably not the smaller turtles mama#they are simply basking
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people often think i'm doing it for the bit but unfortunately i Am the type of guy who just says shit like "pray tell" and "indeed" and "naught but the human heart can hope to capture the moon's beauty" (that was actually about my shitty phone camera) and nobody really knows what to do when they hear those words come out of my mouth. myself included.
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#this is inspired by a dream i had that i found quite poignant when applied to the real world#and it's hostility and slowly creeping illegality of simply existing in public space#and was a very fun activity using paint.net's 3d pane tool which i had totally forgotten was literally a base program tool#i also feel pretty proud of the “Our City Safe” slogan with it's implied hostility by saying it's OUR city#and we're keeping it safe from YOU#you being poor/homeless/lower class/minorities/not actively benefitting from capitalism people#i think it says a lot in very little words#my art#my creation#hostile architecture#anticapitalism#third space#street sign#iridescent
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"dolphins are completely evil" I actually don't think we should assign human morality to animals with no concept of law or civilisation with an intelligence roughly equating to that of a toddler
#I KNOWWWW ITS FUNNY TO SAY.#and I KNOWWWW they do fucked up things#BUT THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE. they're fucked up but they're not evil#I love dolphins. I think they're delightful. they're complex and intelligent and unfortunately complex and intelligent animals#sometimes do bad things. this doesn't make them evil. they're ANIMALS#also I think its a liiittle unfair. most dolphins are purely fun and games oriented silly water mammals. SOME dolphins are dickheads#don't take this post too seriously!! I am simply musing I am not trying to start Dolphin Discourse
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Éowyn, disguised as Dernhelm, among the Riders of Rohan ⚔️
Based on Eugéne Grasset’s “Jeanne chevauchant au milieu des hommes d’armes” (1894)
#drawing#lord of the rings#LotR#eowyn#lotr fanart#the lord of the rings#Tolkien#illustration#fantasy art#I know Merry is supposed to be there also but the Composition was more important#so pretend he is just hidden behind eowyn#this is the first personal piece I’ve been able to complete in ages bc I simply have not had spare time#and I’m pretty proud of it :)
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
#if we simply used our EYES and paid ATTENTION#in this essay I will-#sorry im sick and its 3am and im watching Home Alone in July yes#honestly its because this movie is so incredibly airtight its one of the things that makes it so good
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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
#meme fridays#cant grt any better than it already is#and worse is impossible bc its so perfect its simply couldn't be anything less
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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again
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