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the consequence of getting to pick out your physical form while in the height of your mental breakdown is that you may not actually . remember any of the choices you made or why
#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#stump art#cw gore#weirdmaggeddon was like winning the lottery and dumping all your money into tricking out your ride with like . meat#assuming you can just adjust it later#and then you run out of money . and nobody wants your shitty meat car#bill does#bill loves his meat car
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Medical devices should not require an iOS or Android app to work. It took me twelve fucking minutes to set up and get my phone to connect to my migraine treatment device, 12 minutes during a horrendous migraine and I had to fight with my phone to get it to work instead of pressing a fucking button on the device. It might need a small controller to change strength but thats not fucking difficult to add.
Relying on a phone is bullshit: what if I'm out of battery? what if bluetooth is broken or something? what if I'm in too much pain to get the treatment app to work defeating the purpose? What if I'm paranoid about privacy so chose a non iOS/Android phone? What if I have issues with smartphones so use a classic cell phone? I know people that require that.
Requiring a disabled person to have iOS/Android in order for treatment to work is an unnecessary and borderline discriminatory practice.
Edit: After seeing all the personal anecdotes in comments reblogs and tags, I've come to a new conclusionâ it is discriminatory.
#disability#disabled#cripplepunk#cpunk#and technically#madpunk#because implanted technology can be used for neurodivergence#why does everything need bluetooth or wifi now that connects to only two options but shitty powerful companies#*both not but#void post#nerivio
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Is lanterns event is the shortest right? We dont even have the perfect or grim, only Riddle Jack Kalim and Deuce. Whole event it just Riddle character development in Tangle theme. Also prove that miss roseheart is suck and Riddle is ready to free.
it was one of the shorter ones, yeah! (if you don't count, like, Master Chef or the other ones that aren't really story-based.) I thought it was super cute though! :> especially given how we were in the Halloween + main story gauntlet for a while there, it was a nice easy little breather. honestly I think it was mostly about just seeing everyone come together to make fun of them help our boys be the prettiest tower princesses of all. đ (if for some reason this involves Jade refusing to take off the deer mask, so be it)
(and, you know, we finally got a knitting scene, so of course I'm happy)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#negai no lantern#mrs rosehearts does suck though we can all agree on that#(to be fair to her that is her entire purpose in the narrative) (and boy does she succeed at it)#not to make this all about my special little guys specifically#but you know that 2000 years from now malleus is going to be laying there in bed with his silly little custom-shaped pillows#and then suddenly remember the extremely embarrassing moment when he hecked up the pottery and EVERYONE SAW#KINGSCHOLAR WAS THERE#HE KNEW WHAT HAPPENED#malleus is never going to sleep again#(sorry! the art is going to continue to be extra shitty until my energy comes back)#(but consider: what if i just continued drawing jack like this forever)#(much to think about)
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Before Jason makes his debut as Red Hood, he goes apartment hunting.
And the thing about Gotham is, all of the apartments that would make for good safe houses, are safe houses. The Batâs safe houses. If Jason wants to set up shop, heâs got to get creative. This means being willing to look the other way about some things. Namely, living with other people.
Jason gets a roommate.
Sure, heâd found a couple of spots that fit some of the criteria he used for making safe houses, but not all apartments were equal. And having a semi-functioning civilian cover was useful. Sometimes.
All this to say that Jason responded to a craigslist post of some guy looking for a roommate. The post was written well enough, decent grammar and a fair enough price. Unlike some of the places heâd âtoured.â
He has to trudge up a few flights of stairs to get to the place, because roof access is always high on the priority list, and knocks on the door. He waits a few minutes, hears someone check the peephole, and then the sound of at least five separate locks being undone.
With the door finally open, he gets a good look at the guyâs face. Too good of a look, actually.
Because the man who opens it is Dick Grayson.
#jason todd#dick grayson#red hood#nightwing#batman#does dick recognize him? either way hijinks ensue#jason and dick as roommates both trying to live cheap af vigilante lifestyles without taking bruceâs money#dickâs undercover on a long op with bruce and needs a trackable identity to convince whoever to recruit him#jason doesnât know this. what he does know is that dick lives off cereal and dirty socks and he refuses to live like this#dick thinks itâs either a coincidence his roommate looks/acts like his dead brother or that heâs been made and someone is trying to prove#heâs a wayne to blow his cover. lex is high on his list for his ability to make clones. jason honestly canât tell if dick thinks itâs him#and tries to hide that heâs back. both of them are in subtly trying to get the other to admit something#all it takes is one old nickname slip up and the cats outta the bag#also angst because dick convinces jason he was missed and he tried to avenge him when he realizes heâs not a clone#i think these two would be hilarious roommates. does the pit make an appearance at all?#maybe someone genuinely tries to break into their shitty apartment and jason breaks the guys arm because he sees someone enter dickâs room#that isnât his brother. they keep odd hours and jason is trying to build his criminal empire.#at least one of them comes back beaten up and needs stitches. where theyâre in the kitchen fixing the other up while they both ignore#theyâve figured the other out. it comes to a head when theyâre both out and nightwing needs to be brought back to the cave#so hood goes on their comms and summons the batclan to come get him.#also ft. jasonâs ptsd ridden ass and nightwingâs stellar comedy#batsiblings#batbros#batfamily
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âAlienate.â Flo mutters, the first thing Phil Callahan hears when he enters the station. âNo, that's eight letters. Darn.âÂ
âHowâs the crossword, Miss Flo?â He asks, as he always asks, every morning.Â
Itâs part of a little routine heâs established with their doting receptionist, partly out of boredom, mostly because she sometimes asks him for help. Â
If thereâs one thing Phil enjoys doing, itâs helping.
(Itâs why he became a cop, after all.)
âHi, hun. Iâm stuck.â Flo responds, staring down at the New York Times spread out before her.Â
Itâs a quiet Friday morning and a quick glance at the open and dark-empty office of the Chief says the manâs not in yet, and so Callahan rounds the big wooden desk to stare at the puzzle over Floâs shoulder.Â
âWhich one?â He asks, seeing most of itâs already been filled out.Â
Flo jabs a finger at the offending clue, her nails painted a light pastel blue. âPushed away through inattention.â She reads dutifully, then traces her finger to the blank section of the crossword, tapping at it. âNine letter word.âÂ
Phil cocks his head, thinks it through.Â
âIt wasnât alienate.â Flo says, non-helpfully.Â
âIgnored?â Phil tries.
âThatâs seven letters.âÂ
They both stare down at the puzzle, the black and white squares taunting them.Â
âNeglected.â Phil says suddenly, triumphant. âIt has to be neglected--the word has to end with a D to make sense in the puzzle. See?âÂ
One of two words that crosses over with their missing piece is âabandonedâ, which fits nicely with the apparently gloomy theme of todayâs crossword.Â
âDoesnât work with the other word that goes through it though.â Flo points out, defeating the proud little glow that had been building in Philâs head.Â
The other bisecting word is âisolatedâ, making him wonder if the puzzlemaker is in the middle of a rough divorce.Â
(Or maybe just a rough day, and heâs the one projectingâŠ)Â
âWell, hell.â Phil grumbles, staring down at it.Â
âTry estranged!â Powell calls as he passes by with a mug full of coffee.Â
Flo carefully pencils in âestrangedâ and makes a pleased noise when it fits.Â
âThank you, hun!â She calls, and Phil huffs at himself for not seeing it, but also refuses to let Powellâs one upping ruin his day.
The man himself offers their receptionist a smile, before tossing a casual reprimand Philâs way. Â
âCallahan, get to work, would you?âÂ
âYeah, yeah, smartypants.â He says, going to fetch his own cup of coffee. âSave the bitching for the Chief.âÂ
Powell rolls his eyes at him, and Callahan makes a face back, and the two of them go on to have a very boring, small town cop sort of day--right until a legitimate call finally comes in.Â
Well.
Sort of.Â
âThe Harrington residence is having a too-loud party again.â Hopper says, having finally shown up sometime between nine and noon. âDrunk teenagers are throwing up in peopleâs lawns.âÂ
âItâs not even dark yet.â Powell mutters, staring at the clock as if he couldnât imagine a party taking place before 8 pm.Â
âTeenagers donât care about that shit, thatâs why theyâre getting the cops called on them.â Hopper snips back. Heâd been in a mood all day, and not the fun, jolly kind.Â
âCome on Callahan, letâs go remind Harrington Jr. that itâs his daddy that owns this department, not him.â
âI wish you wouldnât joke about that.â Phil says as he follows Hopper out the door, waving goodbye to Flo as he goes. âPeople are going to think youâre serious.âÂ
(Sometimes, Phil thinks as he swings into the patrol truck, that Hopper is serious.Â
That they are being paid to look the other way.Â
Then he takes a sip of their god-awful coffee and hears Hopperâs ancient truck cough to life, and figures, if anyone was getting cash here, there would at least be evidence of it.)Â
xXxÂ
Harrington Jr.âs party isnât quite the chaotic disaster it was made out to be, though there are a handful of tipsy teenagers stumbling around the lawn.
âOne of these idiots is going to drown in that damn pool someday.â Hopper complains through gritted teeth as he storms up the driveway, kids scrambling into action the second they spot him.Â
One loudly screams; âCops!â and the rest of them scatter, running in so many directions it makes Philâs head spin. He briefly moves as if to give chase before deciding thereâs simply too many to bother.Â
(Knows that itâs unlikely theyâll arrest anyone but Harrington tonight, anyway.)
âIf the right kid bites it, Dick Harrington might even have to come deal with it personally.â Over his shoulder Hopper tosses Phil a sharkâs smile, barging up the porch to bang hard on one of the two front doors. âWouldnât that be a sight to see?âÂ
âNo, not really.â Phil says, because heâs thinking about dead teenagers in pools.Â
âAlso I donât think Richard likes to be called Dick.â He adds cautiously, just in case the man himself happens to be home.Â
Itâs unlikely, doubly so given all the drunk minors, but that just means Phil isnât surprised when itâs not the Vice President of Indiana Corporate Consulting, LLC that opens the door but his son, Steve.Â
âOfficers.â The kid drawls, shirtless in swim trunks, not a single strand of his perfectly styled hair out of place. âWhat can I do for you?â
He leans casually in the doorway, as another kid screams out a warning inside.Â
âYou can cut the shit.â Hopper says. âYou know the drill. Turn around and put your hands behind your back.âÂ
Harrington does neither of those things, instead tilting his head and making a face like he just smelled something foul.Â
âIâm not drunk. And anyone who is drunk brought it without telling me. You should go arrest them.â Steve  jams a thumb over his shoulder, pointing at the rapidly emptying house.Â
Then he smirks at both of them, every inch the newly crowned King the kids insist on calling him.Â
âYou think your old man is gonna believe that?â Hopper snarls, infuriated. He never was one that dealt well with teenagers. Or at least, these kinds (and that damn Munson kid, who just loved stealing everybodies lawn flamingos.)Â
âI think youâll find âmy old manâ,â Steve mockinly mimics, âdoesnât care.â
âHe will when the neighbors start calling.â Hopper tosses back as Phil pushes past Harrrington Jr. to begin the process of trying to wrangle drunk teenages. âThatâs Janet Wilkinsonâs prized hydrangeas Haganâs been throwing up in. You wanna see what happens when she talks to your mother?âÂ
âShe has to get a hold of my mother to talk to her.â Steves snarks, instead of pulling out his usual charm. âWhy do you think she called you instead?âÂ
This isnât Philâs first call to the house, but it is the first time Harrington Jr. has been this combative. Itâs new, but not exactly unexpected.Â
Not when Steve Harrington has been hurtling towards this ever since he started hosting parties.Â
âYou think your parents wonât care when I call them?â
âWell they havenât before, so--âÂ
Phil rolls his eyes as the kid and Hopper trade more barbs, the adultâs growing sharper and sharper as Steve makes a couple of arguments about being held accountable for other peopleâs actions (and something else about unreasonably high standards and making his own bail.)Â
Let's them argue it out as he quickly realizes he will definitely not be catching teenagers, and pivots to scanning for too-drunk stragglers in need of help.Â
âKeep running your mouth, Harrington, and Iâll let you cool your heels overnight in a jail cell. That what you want?â
âYou already did that, remember? Swore youâd never do it again because I was too annoying.â
âYou canât annoy me if Iâm not the one there watching you--âÂ
Phil tunes out the rising voices, his attention snagging on something else.
The Harringtonsâ entryway was sparse, and the rooms beyond werenât much better. The whole house had the sterile feel of a museum;Â untouched and unlived in.Â
Not even a swarm of teenagers had managed to leave much of a mark. Or at least, not in these few rooms, anyway.Â
Which is what makes the scraggly note stand out.
Itâs taped to the wall right above the phone, but slightly askew, like itâd been thought of last-minute. A little crumpled, like someone half-heartedly tried to peel it off before giving up and pressing it back down.
âWho puts a phone in the entryway?â Phil wonders, but then, it is the Harringtonâs.Â
Maybe they need it to find each other in this huge fucking house.Â
He leans in to read the note, spotting the bold letters at the bottom informing everyone the entire notepad had been custom ordered for RICHARD HARRINGTON, VP.Â
âDarling,â beautiful cursive starts, at odds with the footnote, âSorry that we couldnât get a hold of you. Your father had a business opportunity, you know how important those are. Iâll send you a postcard. Take care of the house, remember that Martha is coming on Wednesdays now to get the dry cleaning. Do something fun for your birthday!âÂ
Itâs signed XOXO, Muffin.Â
Muffin is, of course, Richard Harringtonâs wife, and also a walking punchline. Or at least she is when people arenât tripping over themselves to stay on her good side.
Weird that she signed it as such instead of with âMomâ, but then Muffin always has been a bitâŠmuch.Â
More importantly (besides the fact that they skipped out on their own kids birthday) is the date at the top, which says the note was left Tuesday, March 17th.Â
Itâs currently the middle of May.
Floâs crossword springs to mind, each guessed word clicking into place beside Steveâs own, still warm, spoken just moments ago.
Abandoned, and âShe has to get a hold of my mother to talk to her.âÂ
Ignored and âI think youâll find my old man doesnât care.âÂ
A cold realization sweeps through Phil, as he recalls the things theyâve all heard other kids say about Steve.Â
No parents.Â
Big house.Â
Always down for a good time.Â
(âNeglect is the failure to give somebody proper care or attention.â Powell had argued on their lunch break, as Phil complained that âneglectedâ fit the stupid crossword better than âestrangedâ had.Â
âEstranged works because itâs when youâre not really talking to someone. Hence the pushing away part. Theyâre different. Similar! But different.âÂ
âThatâs dumb.â Phil argued back.Â
âYouâre dumb.â Powell replied, then laughed when Phil gasped in mock offense. âItâs why youâre getting taken to the cleaners in your divorce!â
âHey man, come on, too far!â
âSorry, sorry--â )Â
All copâs develop intuition, even the small town ones, and Philâs kicks in as he stares at the note.Â
Neglected might be a hard sell for a fifteen year old that drives a BMW, but estranged definitely fits the bill.Â
(Heâs pretty sure neglect does fit the fucking bill no matter how much money the kids parents have, but heâs been on the force long enough to know how these things go.)Â
He turns on his heel and marches over, sticking himself right in between his boss and the only remaining teenager.Â
âWhere are your parents at, again?â He asks, right over whatever point Hopper was butchering.Â
âWhat?â Steve and Hopper both say, before giving the other a look for it.Â
âDo you know where your parents are at?â Phil asks again, switching up the wording a little just like theyâd taught him in the academy.Â
âUhâŠNo?â Steve says, seeming too startled to lie. âYouâd have to call dadâs receptionist.âÂ
âOkay. And when are they coming back?âÂ
This time Steve tosses a look at Hopper, like Philâs the one being weird here.Â
âWhen they get back.â He says, and itâs like heâs trying to still sound tough, to put forth that King persona, but is fumbling a little now that itâs not Hopper who's asking the questions.Â
âSo you have no idea, at all.â He clarifies, and feels his stomach sink a little.Â
âI mean, I could also call dadâs receptionist.â Steve says, like that makes it better. Â
âWhose in charge of you while theyâre gone?â And yes he knows itâs a stupid question, knows that Steve is fifteen (he thinks, anyway) and is perfectly old enoughÂ
â...I am.â Steve says, right over Hopperâs annoyed; âWhat the hell, Callahan.âÂ
âChief, can I talk to you?â He says, turning to face his boss.Â
Hopper stares back at him in disbelief, before making a show of summoning the last of his patience with a loud sigh.Â
âYou.â He points at Steve. âSit. Stay.â
âWant me to shake too?â Harrington Jr calls out in an attempt to recover, but Philâs got a hand on Hopperâs elbow and is dragging the older man away before he can get sucked back in.Â
âYou better have found something good Callahan.â Hopper warns, as Phil snatches the note on the wall as they pass by.Â
âHopper,â Phil says quietly, leaning in as he pulls Hopper all the way into the kitchen, kicking empty solo cups as he goes. âI donât think his parents have been home in a while.â
He shoves the note in the Chiefâs face.Â
âNo shit, kid.â Hopper spits, and the nickname sits badly, now that Philâs heard it spat at Steve the same way.Â
(Hopper doesnât mean it, Phil knows he doesnât.Â
Hopperâs the best boss Philâs ever had. The guyâs just a little rough sometimes, gets lost in the little things and needs to be brought back down.Â
âHeâs got a lot going on, hun, but weâll get him there.â Flo says when heâs been really mean, and Phil knows they will, heâs seen it himself, but sometimes he wishes whatever the Chief was healing from would let him go a little faster.)Â
He grabs the note, eyes scanning over it, and Phil talks a little faster.Â
âNo, I mean, look at the date, Chief. Theyâve been gone for months.âÂ
Hopper looks up from the note and gives him the worldâs flattest state. âSo?â
Phil gapes a little at him. âIsnât that abandonment?âÂ
In response, Hopper simply steps more into the kitchen, then throws open a door next to the stove. Reveals a huge, walk-in pantry, piled high with all kinds of food.Â
Stands next to it like itâs a party trick he just unveiled.Â
âGiven the lights are on and that fancy little car of his seems to have gas, Iâd say theyâre providing for the kid just fine.â He says crossly.Â
Which isnât wrong exactly, but itâs not right either.Â
âYeah,â Phil protests, âbut--âÂ
âTrust me, things could be a lot worse.â Hopper cuts him off. âSave all the pity for someone who actually needs it, and not a kid whose parentsâ lawyers will cut both our balls off for even suggesting they donât care about their kid.âÂ
âHarsh, Chief.â Phil mutters, stung. Thereâs a small, growing voice in his head that says Steve Harrington does kind of need someone.
That a kid, even one as old as Steve is, shouldnât be left like this.Â
âLifeâs harsh. Now unless youâre volunteering to watch the kid all night in a cell, I say we call the bratâs parents and this time, weâre gonna hit them with a citation when they get home. See if they ignore that.âÂ
âPlease do!â Steve calls loudly, from where heâs still seated on the couch. âItâll be funny, trust me.âÂ
Hopper goes to pinch the bridge of his nose, before glancing sideways at the island counter covered in solo cups and bottles.Â
Changes course to pluck an unopened whiskey bottle from the pile, tucking it under his arm.Â
Storms back out to whatever the Harringtonâs call the room Steveâs in, pausing only to stop in front of him.Â
âHey.â Steve says, spotting the bottle.
Hopper holds it out. âOh, Iâm sorry, is this yours?âÂ
Steveâs mouth opens, before he catches Callahanâs shaking head. Thinks better of it, and slams it back closed.Â
Grumbles; âNo, sir.âÂ
âOh itâs sir now, is it?â Hopper says with a snort. âSince youâre so good at eavesdropping, you already know what Iâm going to do. Congratulations Harrington, you get out of jail tonight, but,âÂ
He leans forward, putting himself almost nose to nose with the surely teenager, âI will be making sure that this time, your parents pay attention.âÂ
Quick as a shot heâs up and out the door, slamming it close behind him like he forgot Phil was there.Â
âGood luck!â Steve shouts after him, but itâs clear even he thinks the Chief won their little sparring match.Â
âHave your parents really been gone since March?â Phil says when the coast is clear, and watches Steve blink at him like he hadnât realized the younger officer was still there.Â
âYeah.â Steve says with a shrug, like itâs not a big deal. âEvery kidâs dream.âÂ
Itâs not. Even Phil can tell from the way Steveâs face looks just then, that he knows itâs not.Â
He doesnât know what exactly posses him, but the next words out of his mouth are; âYou ever get too lonely here, you can stay with me.âÂ
âWhat?â Steve says, eyes snapping right to Philâs face like he misheard him.Â
Heâs embarrassed for two entire seconds before deciding, fuck it.Â
He already offered, heâs not taking it back.Â
âItâs a big house, kid. You shouldnât be alone for that long.â Phil thinks about his impending divorce. On the emptiness of the house, with his soon to be ex wife long gone. How that eats at him, sometimes. Adds; âNo one should be.â Â
Harrington Jr. stares at him like heâs lost his mind. âWhatever.â He scoffs, but itâs not quite the waspish tone heâd used before.Â
âYou ever need help either, you call me.â Phil says, because that seems important to say too.Â
He points up at one of the chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, impossibly high over both their heads. âEven if itâs just to hold a ladder to change one of those lightbulbs.âÂ
Steveâs eyes go up with him then back down, like heâs still not sure this isnât a joke being played on him.Â
âI mean it.â Phil says, right as one of the front doors whips back open. Reaches into the pocket of his uniform, and pulls out his card. âYou need me, you call.âÂ
âCallahan!â Hopper bellows, and Phil calls out a loud; âComing!â before making eye contact with Steve once more.
âTake it.â He says, holding out the card, and hopes he sounds like a proper adult when he does.Â
(Phil often does not feel like an adult, least of which because heâs the youngest in the department by two decades, nevermind the failed marriage.)Â
âOkay.â Steve says dismissively, but he reaches out.
Takes the card.
It feels like a victory and Phil lets it be one as he leaves the Harrington residence and Steve behind with it. Feels the rot of that be soothed by the fact he at least did something.Â
(Also seeâs Hopper didnât wait for him, but is instead sitting in the driverâs seat of the truck.Â
Knows his boss is gonna be pissed at him, but faces the noose anyway.)Â
âPuppies are expensive.â The Chief tells him darkly, the second Phil opens the door. âAnd they shit all over the floor.â
âWhat?â He asks, not always used to his bosses nonsensical ramblings.Â
He eyes the thermos the Chiefâs holding, and wonders if already dumped the whiskey he stole in it.Â
They all thought the Chief had been getting better, but maybe notâŠÂ
âPuppies,â Hopper stressed, jamming the hand holding the thermos in Philâs face (no liquor smell, thank God.) âwho have very rich owners, are typically well cared for, even if their idea of care and your idea are different.âÂ
Philâs face contorts in confusion, eyes following Hopperâs finger pointed middle finger to the fading tail lights of Steveâs BMW.Â
It takes him a second, but he gets there.
âSteve isnât a puppy.â He says instantly offended, because teenagers and puppies are very, very different, thanks, and yes okay, he knows itâs a metaphor, but itâs a stupid one.Â
âActs like one.â Hopper says, before taking a noisy sip of the thermos.Â
âHe really doesnât?âÂ
Phil wants to say he complains right back at his boss, but really it comes out as more of a question--because Steve Harrington has never acted like a dog. The kidâs not clingy, or whiny or even loud.Â
Heâs a kid, sure, a teenager thatâs obnoxious, but arenât all teenagers that way, by default?
Philâs mother certainly said so, though sheâd been teasing about it.Â
(She also said something about how kids who canât get what they need the right way, will revert to trying out the wrong ways instead.)Â
âWhatever. Just donât come running to me when you get too close and Mommy and Daddy show up to remind you itâs none of your business.â
Hopper starts the cruiser, expecting that to be that.
And normally it would be. Phil would leave it alone, even if he disagreed, but today he finds he canât.Â
Not when the words from Floâs crossword are still haunting his head, âabandonedâ and âneglectedâ and âpushed awayâ lighting up like little warning signs, all pointing towards one very sad kid.Â
âIf they come back.â He finds himself saying.Â
âOh, they always come back.â Hopper snorts right back. âJust not when any of us ever want them too.âÂ
Phil doesnât like that answer, but this time he does leave it alone.Â
Figures the best he can do for Steve is what he already did. Let him know he saw him. Let him know he understood.Â
If Steve needs someone, he now knows Phil will come.Â
He wonât let anyone make him feel bad for offering that, either, because this is the exact thing he signed up to do, when he became a cop.Â
Even if Harrington never reaches out to him, at least Phil can say he did something. At least he can live with himself.Â
xXx
Weeks go by.
A month.
Two months and more.
By a year Phil has kind of forgotten about his promise to Steve Harrington, and by the time the Chief has gotten them all involved in some kind of--poisoned pumpkin patch problem, heâs too caught up in trying to figure out what the hell is going on in Hawkins to really think about it.Â
That is, until the kid himself shows up on his doorstep, with a black eye and a hand hugging his ribs.Â
Which would be concerning on its own, but itâs worse given that known lawn flamingo thief and constant pain in the police departmentâs ass, Eddie Munson, is right there with him.Â
âHi Officer Callahan.â Munson says, and he, Phil quickly realizes, looks perfectly fine, despite clearly being the only reason Steve seven on his feet. âUhâŠHarrington said I should take him here?âÂ
He does not sound certain, and frankly, looks two seconds from bolting.
Given how much Steve is bleeding on him, Phil canât blame him for it.Â
âWhat the hell.â He says, shocked and loose tongued for it. âDid you two get in a fight!?âÂ
âNo!â Munson yelps, then immediately stills when the act of it jostles Steve. âI found him like this. He was fucking trying to drive and was weaving all over the place--I got him to stop, and get in my van, but the only thing heâll say is that I needed to bring him to you!âÂ
Like it wasnât bad enough the chief had been out of contact all night or that there had been weird people swarming all over town, nevermind all those damn phone calls about loose dogs and--
âYou said.â Steve interrupts Philâs spiraling thoughts, voice sounding oddly strangled, and he'd pay more attention to that if he wasnât finding new and concerning injuries every second he looked.Â
âYou said I could go to you, for help. If I needed it. Cause Hopper--Hopperâs busy,â Steveâs slurring, Phil realizes and oh god a lot of that blood is on his head, âAnâ I didnât want the kids to worry, but I thinkâŠi was wrong, I donât--I think IâmâŠI donât wanna be âlone--â Â
âOkay, okay.â Phil reaches out, tries to take Steveâs weight off of Munson. âGet in here. You too, Munson.âÂ
Expects the latter to protest and is a little surprised to watch as the kid instead helps Steve hobble inside.Â
âPut him on the couch while I get my first aid kit.â Phil orders, trying not to panic and failing. He has first aid training--more than, actually, because he took it as an elective back when he thought he was going to go to medical school, but that was years ago and Steve looks like he went head first through a blender.Â
âStabilize him now, panic later.â He orders himself, as Munson settles both of them down on the couch.Â
âAm I dying?â Steve asks vaguely, to Munsonâs increasingly panicked face.Â
âNope.â Phil says, voice as firm as he can make it. âNot today.âÂ
He comes over, looking over Steve once againÂ
âYou staying Munson?â He asks, more an out for the kid than anything else.Â
Watches as the older teen clocks that for what it is.Â
Seeâs Steve unintentionally lean into his chest, breathing a little weird.Â
âNo man, youâre going to need an extra hand.â Eddie says. âIâm staying right here.âÂ
âMe too.â Steve slurs nonsensically.
âWhat the hell, me too.â Phil says, just to lighten the mood a little.Â
Then he drops to his knees and goes about stabilizing Steve.Â
(At some point Munson decides to help tell his latest flamingo heist story. Phil let him, even if no one had realized heâd pulled off another one again.
He got Steve to laugh, so Phil figures it was worth it, at least. )Â
Part Two
#I blame all the callahan stuff going around for this#it bit me#Stranger things#phil callahan#Steve Harrington#King Steve vs Phil of all people clocking that he's being neglected#also its the 80s so dumping your teenage kid for months was more uh#normal#and less What The Fuck worthy even for the cops#Phil does NOT agree#some pre steddie here if you squint#and an alt S2 meeting#Eddie absolutely steals lawn flamingos#he stages wars with them#Hoppers kind of shitty here but Hopper has also been dealing with a lot#he would have put Steves ass in a hospital if he had clocked Steve was that bad off in S2#0o0 fanfics#in which Phill Callahan of all people#adopts steve harrington#beat to shit Steve harrington#my favorite tag
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#langwardâs my favorite⊠despite the. you know.#artists on tumblr#malevolent#malevolent fanart#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#john malevolent#friar horbrooke#gerard de vendhuile#langward ardene#barnabas of ballechey#lord evrard#alia malevolent#malevolent spoilers#malevolent 48
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i imagine sqh got so lost w/o gps in the early days of his time at cang qiong
#my art#svsss#scumplane#shang qinghua#shen jiu#shen qingqiu#hc that sqh says shitty pickup lines when he panics#no one knows what hes talking abt#yet it somehow works on sj#no one knows why#not even sj or sqh#normally sj gets really pissed when someone invades his space#for some reason he doesnt mind sqh#bc he just comes in does business and leaves#meanwhile sqh is internally freaking out bc hes so worried abt pissing off any of his characters#he stays on an ding for as long as he can#sqh: hi yeah so srry just fill out this form k sweet cool thx bye
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THE HAUNTING OF BLY MANOR (2020) 1.09: The Beast in the Jungle
#the haunting of bly manor#thobm#thobmedit#*#thehauntingsource#jamietayloredit#daniclaytonedit#wlwsource#userelysia#userrin#userrobin#usertix#userlgbtq#mialook#userisha#usergay#wlwgif#dailytvwomen#femalescharacters#useraish#is it just my shitty internet or does it take twice as long to upload gifs on tumblr these days? idk
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I will never get over the fact that rick riordan's favorite way of uplifting other characters is to tear percy jackson down
#he does this A Lot#and this is no hate to those characters. i love them#i just think they deserve better than âur great bc u do x better than percyâ#like it. always. comes down to what someone did or didnt do in comparison to percy and how it makes them Better#ex: leo and calypso#nico and bob#jason and apollo#jason and nico.. i could go on#its even worse when percy's not even in character in half these scenarios. they feel like someone else's interpretation of his character#that doesnt understand him at all post pjo lol#or when the text demonizes him. like yea ur a bad person for not checking in on a titan that was set on killing u before u wiped his memory#ur a bad person bc u didnt check in on calypso even tho ur the one who made the gods swear an oath to release her and then got kidnapped#it happens even with percabeth's new characterization in the marketing trilogy#percy just cant have his moments anymore bc the only way rr can have other characters shine is by tearing percys down#and they ALL deserve better than that.#he also started doing this with his looks if we're being honest.#everyone is Hot and Perfect but percy cant have muscles in the marketing trilogy .. even tho hes on the swim team and clearly fit#hes not allowed to rest or make mistakes bc it makes him a shitty person and hero#his moments get misconstructed and turned into something else (calypso being his biggest what if and asking for her to be set free#-> ur just like every other hero that left her heartbroken)#sometimes i also feel like hes the only one who gets held accountable and cant escape his imperfect moments#no one else's mistakes get repeatedly brought up as much as percy's#like atp i feel like hes held more accountable than the gods lmfao (toa! apollo not counted obv)#whatever tho#every character has their flaws but they dont always get *presented* as flaws. except for percy's tho he's the Bad Guy for his#pjo#pjo hoo toa#percy jackson#cotg#wottg
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doom morph
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#i guess to complete the trilogy of shitty sxsg doodles. hopefully this does explode tho LOL#doesnt*. help#twip draws#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic#tails the fox#miles tails prower#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the ultimate lifeform#doom morph#sxsg#sxs gens#sonic x shadow generations
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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.
He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.
Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.
In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.
Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.
Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?
That kid?
You think that kid is Red Robin?
Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny đ€Ą.
#gotham knights game#I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse#twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity#he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch#he's got the full gamer set up in the background#LED lights around the ceiling and walls#rainbow keyboard/headset#mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks#(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account#and promises to match whatever they raise#and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on#he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme#meanwhile off screen#Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor#and helping Babs run remote ops#if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi#and that tracks#it's an old house#it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots#in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed#and no one will ever know
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sorry i keep being an Angry Jew on main. unfortunately there is a lot to be angry about as a jew
#sighhhhyg#i donât like. talking about antisemitism#more than snyone else does#its not fun#makes me feel. really shitty actually.#would be nice if people didnt hate me for being born#but that might be too much to ask for#antisemitism#the jews are tired#jumblr#i say on main as if i have a sideblog for this. i dont
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Big fan of the Hetty Scuttle
#cbs ghosts#ghosts cbs#hetty woodstone#i remembered i can just upload shitty gifs that have no editing on them into the tag and nobody can stop me#my city now#there are so many more scuttling moments but i dont want this to be to too long lmfao#SHE JUST (scampers)#mine#edit: why does this have almost 2k they are the most raw crunchy unedited gifs ever lol#many more scampers to add
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I need to stop posting stuff on discord and then nearly immediately posting them on Tumblr, whole point is to give someone a peek at something before itâs done.
#slay the princess#stp the princess#stp the long quiet#art#my art#comic#tw swearing#my artstyle does a backflip every time I draw#itâs a really shitty backflip
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pookie deserves this
#shitty malmal drawing be upon ye#JOHN DESERVES THE WORLD BUT THIS IS A GOOD START#also the thank you speech made my 2025 already#malevolent shitpost#malevolent#john doe malevolent#john doe#malevolent podcast
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they're the friends ever to me
#vld#voltron#voltron legendary defender#vld keith#keith kogane#vld pidge#pidge holt#pidge gunderson#art#digital art#my art#we needed more of their relationship in vld#like they would so find shitty games on roblox and get way too emotionally invested in them together#they're literally the definition of 'our siblings are friends so i guess we are now'#also keith rosalina main is canon i fear#pidge plays shy guy but occasionally does king boo
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