#it evolved

[clowncakesss]

IT WAS ALWAYS DOOMED YAOI! IT WAS ALWAYS DOOMED!!!!!!!!

[kestrel-of-herran]

devongemma is perfect btw because mark and gemma still get to be in each other's lives and laugh at the same table and go hiking together. the tent sex is just reserved for hellyna now

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[solarsyrup]

CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."

OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]

[onefey]

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

[b0tster]

its buntana!

[meow--wows]

BECOME AS GODS

[artbyblastweave]

I'm not the first to mention this, but one bit that I thought was really clever in Steven Universe is the ways in which the show subtly justifies the cartoonism of the principle cast always wearing the same outfit for ease-of-animation purposes. The gems are a gimme in that they're all hardlight-projections, and even before that's solidified as a plot point they're otherworldly and superheroic enough that you don't really think to question it. But Steven canonically just owns hundreds and hundreds of those star shirts, which are leftover merchandise from his father's fizzled-out career as a rock star. Into which you can read a whole bunch of other stuff if you really want to, right? And I do want to. It's reflective of Greg's misplaced optimism that he got hundreds of those made in the first place, and it's a benign but visible example of how Steven's life is shaped by the knock-on effects of decisions his parents made before he was even alive. He's got his mother's superpowers and he's wearing his father's shirts.

[carnelianfoxx]

i put linus in halo btw. if you even care

youtube version

[sirazaroff]

I dedicate this post to the funniest beef ever

[prokopetz]

Monster-in-a-glowing-tube-of-mad-science-goo type video game boss with a "hyper-evolution" gimmick that's just an absolute vertical wall in the game's difficulty curve, but if you trigger its busting-out-of-the-tube cutscene and leave, when you come back later you'll find that with nothing to fight it's evolved an obsessive interest in baking instead. There's a minigame.

[feminineflavors]

@naughtyapplepie

🍎🥧🧁

[crescentbutton]

older momo hcs

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

zany to me how these um actually nihilists like to pretend that "um actually love/friendship/cooperation/kindness isn't real bc we evolved that way to benefit ourselves as a species..." um YES? that's also where tool use comes from? that's where cooking comes from? am i supposed to think social bonds & tool use & cooking aren't "real" because they evolved over time instead of appearing fully formed from the ether?

sorry u can't enjoy things. im a superior being twirling a fork in my bowl of delicious noodles whilst staring in adoration at the world

[yesokayiknow]

the silurians are such a fucked up concept like imagine if you went to sleep and when you woke up ants had invented nuclear weapons and they've renamed the earth to antworld and they keep trying to kill you and when you try to kill them back a god shows up and is like can't you guys just get along :( and you're like i was literally here first and also they're ants. what the fuck man