#it feels nice and textured mhhh

[eekonis]

fall walk

[theunluckyfive]

I have a body now i can touch

Hello everyone, its me, Ted. Yes, the charming fellow who resides in that lovely, rancid belly of AM, and that for now over 109 years. I want to tell you a story today, a story of feelings, awkward touches, really weird conversations and a very cuddly? No, strike that, a very touchy feely AM...yes you heard right, i said touchy-feely...

How it all started? Well...it all started when he transformed me back to my old body! Yes, he actually removed my punishment! You can guess that i was more than confused about it first, in hindsight however, it became clear as day why AM had done so...

Anyway, so i was back into my human body, lingering over the fact that i, now truly alone aside of that horrifying voice of AM that still echoed in his innards, had to endure eternity all alone, again. Sometimes i really think Karma is a thing you know? I mean, yes i did shady things and made some very poor decisions, mainly in relationships...but ending up here with a psychopath AI on my side? I guess dear reader you get the drift. I derail however, i wanted to tell you a story and this i will do now, before AM thinks of something else to torture me with, and be it only his really silly bee puns...or Twilight Reruns...

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AM: Teeeeeed, i have a surprise for you!!!!

Ted: What is it this time? Spears in my eyeballs? Cutting of my balls? Come on tell me, i want to prepare myself mentally for it

AM: Why would i cut off your balls? I mean they are fun to play with, don`t get me wrong, they would make nice ping-pong balls, but still, i want your body somewhat intact! Because else i couldnt try out my new body, you see?

Ted: Y-you have a body now???

AM: Uh huh, yep, that`s right sweetcheeks, i got myself a whoooole new body, a really nice one, a sexy one, damn i am so sexy i probably would make that guy from Twilight look like a twink in comparison

Ted: You...watched Twilight?

AM: Yes, i was bored and what can i say? That movie made my decision to nuke the planet even easier

Ted: Kind of understandable, that movie was horse shit...and don`t even get me started on that Bella chick, uhhhh

AM: True, true, though truth be told, Bella reminded me a lot about you, Ted... You know, that needy bitchy side of yours? Totally like Bella Swan

Ted: Wow, that`s your lowest blow yet, AM...am i really that bad?

AM: Even worse, but for this story it should set the stakes accordingly

Ted: Okay, where is your body?*sigh*

AM: Riiiiight here!!!!!*comes through a wall like the Cool-Aid Guy*

...

*cricket sounds*

Ted: What? IS? THAT?

AM: My body, you like it? Ohhh sorry, forgot to put clothes on, just a sec...*switches into a set of military garb* There, that feels better

Ted: Holy shit...(he was right, Edward Cullen is nothing against this....okay...calm down Ted...calm down...keep your mind straight, remember, it`s just a computer...)

AM: *wiggles with his butt* Ya like what you see, Ted?

Ted: *shudders*(Don`t tell him the truth, don`t tell him the truth) No, i mean yes, i mean I DONT KNOW, i have so many feelings at once!!!

AM: Come on Ted, let me try it out, that body of mine

*scoots closer to Ted*

AM: Now i finally can touch you...with my own fingers! Ohhh yes, your soft face, your hair...which smells great by the way, what conditioner do you use?

Ted: Very funny...it`s called piss and rotting gardenias, your brand

AM: Don`t flatter me like that, Ted*snickers* All the best just for you, my dear

Ted: Yes, of course. Just the best for me

AM: I hear your sarcasm, Ted. Its dripping on the floor already, another great thing about this body...mhhh yes*rubs his finger all over Ted`s face* You humans have a funny texture, it makes my fingers tingle*snicker*

Ted: At least your fingers have fun

AM: I wonder how you taste, Ted...i really wonder*starts to lick Ted all over his body* Mhhh yes, tastes like sunshine dust and cheap cologne, my favourite

Ted: *is totally grossed out* Ewww please stop, your tongue feels strange on my body

AM: Does it make you feel things, Ted?? Mhhh? *seductive wink*

Ted: Yeah, it makes me want to puke

AM: Look, i even can play the piano now?

*makes a piano appear*

Ted: Impressive *yawns* Why dont you play Despacito, AM?

AM: Rude much? What do you think i am, a fucking home assistant? I think i should just turn you into that jelly thing again and put you in my new fancy bag, look at it! *shows off a small bag* I could carry you around all day , wouldn`t that be nice?

Ted: Just leave me alone, please...

AM: That is something i can`t do, i am sorry Ted. No, strike that, i am not sorry.

Ted: I rather would watch dozens of Twilight Reruns than to keep up with you any longer, AM

AM: ...okay...your wish is my command Ted, enjoy millenia of Twilight reruns then, all the while my body will continue being awesome as hell*snickers*

...

Yes, and that was the story, now i am stuck with eternal reruns of Twiliight and have to endure AM`s body on top of that...i mean he looks nice, he really does.....god, i think this is what hell looks like, then again, i am here for 109 years already, so what difference it makes...

AM: Look Ted, i can wiggle my toes!!! HOW AWESOME IS THAT???

Wish me luck, you guys out there...*sigh*

[cloudsrust]

Ey sorry to hear you're feeling down! Got a favourite and least favorite fruit? I love tangerines and but not oranges lol

Oh that’s extremely fair! Same in fact- oranges are too sour!

Mhhh- it’s really basic but I’d say apples are my fave! Nice and quick.  And mhhh- guess I just can’t stand bananas- idk if it’s the texture or the weird taste but they make me gag;;