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@void-flesh asked: do you have other recs while we're on the subject
Yes, yes I do! Here's the books I read and reread the past year:
The Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison
I liked this book for its court intrige and enduring kindness and really unprecedent depth of storytelling
Witch King by Marta Wells
I liked this book for being a cool concept, easy to read while having deep subject matter and absolutely no romance while really being about the connection between people
Swordcrossed by Freya Marske
I liked the textile industry intrige but mostly it's about the gay swordfighting thirst
The Murderbot Chronicles by Martha Wells
I love these for being so funny, so easy to read and so contemplative about the nature of personhood and self determination
Winter's Orbit by Everina Maxwell
Romance that is all about personal boundaries, court intrige and Prince Kiem, one of the best people person characters I ever read.
Maurice by E.M. Forster
A classic gay novel for classic gay feelings. Gave me unexpected aro feelings as well. A happy ending despite it being a 1914 novel.
Astielle by Kitty Unpretty
I will happily accept the fact that this is a monsterfucker webnovel for the prequel chapters which are a heartbreaking account of empire building featuring Vaelon, a man so charming the moonlight grew legs to follow him around. I adore him. Also this one is free to read, but not finished yet
The Grand Princess by 墨书白
This one is a cnovel that's only partially translated, but the show is on Netflix so I'm watching that now. Don't know how it ends yet, but I love the slow romance of two political power houses who killed each other in a past life. This is the fan translation I've read
Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett
I'm rereading this one because I was told I should be falling asleep thinking about adding value to my company and it sounded so much like this person needed Mr Nutt in his life
#i know some of these authors are on tumblr but i do not wish for them to perceive me under my cozy little rock#astielle has content warnings and the smut has a nice red line#so if one is so inclined#it is skippable#this is just a grab bag of books i remember enjoying#I need someone to do a comparison of Witch King's Bashasa and Astielle's Vaelon#Men so charming they build empires#a talia original#book rec#not that i expect these will be new to people#but as tumblr has given me most of these books#i must put them back in circulation
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amazing concert! now someone tell me why Sunday's two most loved ones are in Saber's splash art............ are you telling me i have to Lock In for the collab after all???? ive never touched FGO in my life.
#aishi.txt#THIS IS HUGE.#we rly are going back to penacony in 3.4 and its not just? show?#platform for the collab?#depending on how they play their cards right Saber might not be skippable after all. if shes friends with Robin and Aventurine#better yet with SUNDAY... ough.#idk tho#just throwing darts blindly hoping one will land#EDIT....#boothill my goat is there too#as well as jade? and oti alfalfa? and some guy i cant tell#uhhh#nightmare blunt rotation thats for sure#but looking forward to Aven Robin Boothill Jade content! <3 pls interacttttt
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the fact that they made it illegal to make ads louder than programs on tv in 2010 but haven't updated it to apply the same regulation to streaming. who do i have to call.
#jack facts#like do they think we don't notice#i truly do hate it here#i really do think that we should get to a ''you ruined it for everyone'' threshhold with ads at this point tbh#circulating ads should be a need based allowance#below a certain nw you can circulate as many ads as you want provided they follow guidelines#then above a certain nw you get a quota. you can have x number of ads circulating at a time.#and i don't mean distinct different ads that can be put wherever. no. if you have an ad on youtube that counts as one#and if you put the SAME AD on a different platform or tv channel or at the fucking gas station pumps or on a billboard or ANYWHERE#each different instance of the ad counts as another ad in your quota!#& if you have like a 1min skippable + a 30sec unskippable v of the same ad on the same platform. that counts as two. FUCK you.#and then above another nw line. you cannot have ads at all. bye you don't need them they serve no purpose they are just annoyances.#also paying influencers to hawk your shit counts as ads! fuck you!! paid word of mouth is not actual wom that is also an ad! fuck you!!!#oh u want ppl to rec ur product & u don't have any ad spots left?? well sugar you better have a fucking good product then lol :) fuck you#also if a co breaks an ad reg that co and any co it owns/parents can never make another fucking ad ever again in its existence#AND if a ceo breaks an ad reg w one co then disbands it and makes a new co and breaks ad reg w that one#then the CEO or any co they have ANY % ownership or investment in can never make an ad ever again. FUCK you.#charities/nonprofits and sole proprietorships get one (1) appeal to a total ad ban#that's IT!! ENOUGH!!!!! ENOUGH!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#AND ONE MORE THING. ''pay us not to see ads on our platform/app/other thing'' should also be illegal.#''pay us for basic ass functions'' illegal. pay to win. illegal. sale/product announcements in things that are not press. illegal.#creating an ad or listing for something that doesn't exist and only manufacturing it after it is purchased. illegal.#ads that are full screen when a user has not already selected full screen on a video player. illegal.#pop up ads. illegal.#ads with audio on a platform that doesn't. illegal. video ads on a platform that doesn't have video. illegal.#ads w epilepsy triggers. illegal everywhere forever always w out needing to be reported by consumers. cannot be circulated in the 1st place#ads w graphic violence or soundscapes that mimic it. see epilepsy triggers.#ads for things that are not actually consumer products. illegal.#anything else u want to circulate like an ad must go thru other regs to qualify as psa or edu. if it doesn't qualify tough shit get fucked.#[insert gif collage of people talking extensively while wildly gesturing for emphasis here]
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Can someone give me well written fluffy Percabeth fics I feel like I’ve read the majority of them already and I don’t want to open another tab to add on to the 107 tabs I have.
Edit: THANK YOU SO MUCH TO THOSE WHO GAVE ME RECS PEOPLE NEVER ACTUALLY ANSWER
#please and thank you#help a girl out#I need to start clearing my tabs#but I don’t want to close my ao3 tabs because those are very specific searches that I’m sorting through#I need to look at the newer percabeth fics#but I’m gonna mess up my system#yes my ao3 search has a system#anyways any percabeth fics that aren’t a big story would be great thank you#idc about smut at this point as long as it’s not the whole thing#as long as it’s skippable it’s fine#pjo#percabeth#is skippable a word?#it looks weird#percabeth fic rec#percabeth fluff#percy jackson#annabeth chase#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#hoo#ao3#ao3 recs#fanfiction#and I can’t fuck it up because then I’ll have to start over and I’ won’t be able to find fics I haven’t read yet#it’s overwhelming to think about#these are so none issues but whatever#it’s summer I got nothing else to worry about#except for the fact that school starts soon and I hate everyone there and why did I think it was a good idea to pick advanced classes#anyways
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clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me clancy save me
#i finished it guys im sobbing but it's okay i guess#I'll miss the dema storyline so fucking much#but#what an album#navigating and vignette are SO blurryface and trench coded I'm sobbing my EYES OUT#no skippable songs AT ALL#oldies station made me cry i was holding up pretty good#tyler and joshua the men you are.......#i will never shut up about this#tøp#clancy#twenty one pilots
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one of the only good things about "ironic" post-post-modern advertisements is that they're so convoluted and stupid that i can skip them on youtube after the required 5 seconds and not know what's being advertised to me. like thanks for showing me this bizarre short film, i have no clue what you want from me ♥️ yay ♥️
#yes i know i should get ad blocker but this was on my roku so i couldnt#also this was in reference to a skippable ad i got of a room filling with water as a guy scrolled on his computer???#like no voiceover or anything. it was supposed to reel me in i guess so i find out whats going on and get advertised to#but instead i had a blissful experience where i watched 5 seconds of some bizarre shit and didnt even know what it was for
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finished the creche with Hound and god seeing lae'zel surrounded by her dead kin and yelling to the heavens asking if all the pain shes been through has been for nothing fuckin gets me everytime
#my girls fucking going through it#the way she loses it after she gets out of the zaith'isk is also insane#the fact this whole area is skippable is nuts#how many people just straight up never saw this side of lae'zel
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I think it's really fascinating that either way you activate his romance scene, Fenris doesn't come to Hawke that night until after he explains about the Fog Warriors (you can kill Hadriana and still not activate his romance scene if you have not had this conversation). There are are a few romance options in that conversation that might explain this ("few pleasures greater than speaking with a beautiful woman," the two lines about whether you're attracted to each other), but I think that divulging how he escaped is the actual keystone there.
Fenris talks about how the Fog Warriors are "free with their affections" and (though you can also take this as an implication that he was romantically/sexually involved with some of them) I feel this could be intended as a kind of implicit warning: "These people sheltered me, they gave me space to recover, they offered me affection and freedom, and look what I did to them. Do you see what I am capable of?"
You cannot skip this conversation and continue his romance. Idk if it's the process of telling Hawke that matters (he himself says he's never told anyone), that explaining it aloud is what makes him realizes how much he trusts Hawke, or if Hawke knowing acts as a sort of prerequisite for further intimacy, but....augh. I have played that conversation through a dozen times and I am still thinking about it.
#idk i just. am thinking about him today#and writing the act 2 scenes. like. because of who they are they couldn't do anything else!!!#but also it hurts!!#fenris#da2#dixeram#i ripped out their hearts he says and then he rips out hawke's#intentional to unintentional literal to figurative#crunch crunch crunch#i am scrunching him up and throwing him in the dryer#tbc you can skip the gift conversations and still romance him. like you can be with fenris and not know he can't read for example#i know the hadriana quest is not skippable for romance progression#but neither is this#fenhawke
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Reminder that RWRB is nominated for the Emmy awards for the "Outstanding Television Movie" category
Find more infos on the Emmy awards website

#getting crumbs or the cake this time?#nick will skip all the skippable events take the emmy and go home#taylor will party from two days before#like the true Henry and Alex irl they are#Bets and emmy bingo open for suppositions and predictions#red white and royal blue#rwrb#rwrb movie#firstprince#alex claremont diaz#henry fox mountchristen windsor#nicholas galitzine#taylor zakhar perez#matthew lópez
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Lu_u.
#Made this a while ago but i finally put a bg on it#anyway. can you. can you tell. that i like Paper Mario?#If you know the reference...u are cool <3#I actually recently got Yuzu setup and so i'm thinking of replaying the TTYD remake (with the text skippable lol)#Xigbar#Luxu#KH#Kingdom Hearts#Davy Draws
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(cw suggestive)


great progress is being made for sdgau act 1.... just need to drink plenty of holy water . bathe in it, even
#rambling#suggestive#(thank u quille for being my no 1 enabler)#this is my first time making someone alpha read my dirty work#i still feel like screaming#and ive known her for years now and im still embarrassed#yes the au will have mature scenes . the only problem is im not a good writer#the idea is there but it might not be as good as most fics because my vocab is terrible#drawing it is another option#but ill have to die of embarrassment first#i have drawn it btw. i have it in my gallery. and it will be there for an eternity maybe.#also dont worry ill make sure it will be skippable when it comes to that point. it will only be an optional read#or it wont be there if i chicken out... <\3 which is entirely possible
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didn't read yesterday's chapter cause I knew I wouldn't pay attention, and this is literally imo the most important chapter in the whole book and a chapter that for some reason most critics seem to totally skip over
#i thnk most critics don't read the whole book. that's my hot take#they skip crucial parts cause they're in the 'skippable' sections#and they're not doing their jobs
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Rewatching Cyberverse, I've finally realized just how important S1 is to the show later on, after 11 rewatches, even if it's not exactly explicit with calling back to it.
Blurr being Dead in "Alien Hunt with Meteorfire and Cosmos"? Shown in S1.
The Statis Pods falling off the ark in Wild Wheel's Backstory? S1.
Cheetor Witnessing Bee doing Donuts and thinking it was a "strange ritual"? S1, literally the first episode.
How Shadowstriker became mangled like she is? S1
Teletraan X? S1.
Though Tbh, this is just my opinion. I ain't gonna convince anyone to watch S1 if they don't want to. I did a rewatch where I skipped S1 (what was that the 8th one..?), and I really didn't feel like I was missing anything. Though keep in mind I had most of the lore from S1 memorized by that point.
#maccadam#maccadams#cyberverse#transformers#transformers cyberverse#tf cyberverse#cyberverse transformers#i get the feeling that this is gonna come off wrong to someone#what i intend to say is that S1 is good not great and it is infact skippable if desired#though Teletraan X is always a joy and he really shines in S1
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Fuck me there's another authorised Marlowe novel where are they all coming from there's already two I'm not reading (bc I don't care enough)
#i'm sure this book is skippable as well#the only non-chandler people who write him good are beloved marlowetual hannah and the good folks on ao3#pointless post
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why does every mcr song have that one part (if not the whole song) that's just so beautiful it sends you to another dimension?
#2000s emo#emo#my chemical romance#gerard way#ray toro#frank iero#mikey way#my chemical fucking romance#my chem has no skippable songs#listening to mcr is a beautiful experience
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pretzels!!!!!
recipe/formula under the cut :3
500g bread flour -- 100%
300ml dark beer (or water) -- 60%
15g diastatic malt powder -- 3%
combine well. add up to 2% (10g in original recipe amount) extra liquid as needed to hydrate the rest of the flour if it isn't mixing in completely.
cover and let rest 1 hour to autolyse!
7g dry yeast -- 1.4%
15g warm water -- 3%
dissolve yeast in warm water and then add on top of mixture. (this isn't to "bloom" the yeast -- just to let it mix in easier.)
10g salt -- 2%
knead to work in the salt and yeast. it will get strange but have faith. it will come back together.
30g softened butter -- 6%
add a little at a time as you knead until all mixed in and combined. it will make the dough very soft and fragrant.
once all mixed in evenly, knead until well developed! you should be able to get a nice thin translucent windowpane if you stretch it carefully. round into a ball and cover in an oiled container to rise for one hour somewhere warm.
after an hour, chop into 8-9 evenly sized balls. i went for about 100g each, i think it's a nice cute small size. round them, cover, and let rest about 20 min at room temp or put in the fridge for later.
after the rest, take the balls and preshape them into short fat little cylinders. let rest again ~20 minutes (or if they were just in the fridge, until they are nearly room temp again.)
preheat your oven to 450° F. while that is going, start your bath for the pretzels.
3,000g water
150g baking soda
just combine it in a big pot and boil. the ratio is 50g baking soda per liter of water.
after the second little rest, take each cylinder and roll out with your hands, shape into snails or pretzels or what have you. let sit for a little while about 10-20 minutes after shaping to regain their air.
gently place each into the water bath. let boil for 30sec, then flip and give it 30 more. pull out and place on parchment paper lined baking sheet. top with salt.
bake about 10 minutes, then rotate pan and bake 10 more or until the color is how you like it.
let cool about 10 more minutes and destroy :)


#birdenest#birde bakes#recipe book#pretzel#THE MALT IS SKIPPABLE. they will brown slightly less without it but thats fine. use a maltier beer or add an equal amount of sugar
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