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kiwiana-writes · 2 years ago
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WIP Wednesday
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Henry whomst? I'm just here for Alex and Bea as BFFs at this point.
“Well,” Alex says finally, “my Thanksgiving woes seem a bit pathetic, in comparison.” Bea snorts loudly. “Your ability to make everything about you is unparalleled,” she tells him, and then she shoves him off his chair and onto the floor, knocking the wind out of him. “It’s a gift, actually,” Alex says once he’s recovered enough breath to speak again, propping himself up on his elbows. “Y’know, it’s a shame we can’t Princess and the Pauper this shit.” “Don’t you mean The Prince and the Pauper?” “Nope,” Alex says brightly. “I’m talking about the Barbie movie.”  “Never has it been so apparent to me that you have an older sister.” 
As always feeling feral for whatever y'all are up to so tagging @affectionatelyrs @anincompletelist @beautifulhigh @celaestis1 @cha-melodius @clottedcreamfudge @cricketnationrise @daisymae-12 @dumbpeachjuice @happiness-of-the-pursuit @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @hypnostheory @iboatedhere @indestructibleheart @indomitable-love @inexplicablymine @lilythesilly @maxbegone @myheartalivewrites @nontoxic-writes @orchidscript @rmd-writes @roseapothecary @sherryvalli @smc-27 @sparklepocalypse @stereopticons @suseagull04 @tintagel-or-cockleshells @welcometololaland and, as always, anyone who wants to play! (If you take the open tag please tag me so I can see!!)
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arcanegifs · 2 years ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 1x05 - "Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy" ↳ "So what'll it be, man or woman?"
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hrokkall · 2 years ago
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I'm talking to a machine
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mostlyghostlyy · 10 months ago
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"I think..... I miss my wife" but it's me talking about a 60y/o man named Dale
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theinfinitedivides · 1 year ago
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'masoom dil hai mera, isse tod diya jaaye… hayeeee, masoom dil hai mera, isse tod diya jaaye, rishta ghamon se mera… haye raam, rishta ghamon se mera, ab jod diya jaaye, jod diya jaaye...' — masoom dil hai mera | heeramandi, 2024, dir. sanjay leela bhansali.
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wickjump · 6 months ago
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im gonna start posting fanfic recs btw whenever i find good ones. both here and my (awfully barren) 18+ account. because there are so many good fics out there with so few hits and fewer kudos and sometimes no comments period and it SUCKS because i REALLY LIKE THEM A LOT.. and i hope that by linking them here and yelling at everyone to COMMENT DAMMIT they might actually do it
seriously though any comment means a lot. most people who read a fic don’t even give a kudos. even if the fic wasn’t top tier, if you didn’t dislike it, hand over some kudos!! and if you liked it, comment!!!! even if the comment is one singular heart emoji it will be appreciated. if the comment just says “great fic!” the author will be happy. your comment doesn’t have to be this long winded gushing or analysis.
so many authors quit writing or lose motivation because the comments are few and far in between or just sometimes nonexistent. trust me when i say authors don’t care about how long or cool or smart sounding your comment is i promise!!!
i hope that mmmaybe recommending fics and telling people to comment might help fics i really like get more support maybe. and i, points at you reading this, hope that you will listen!!!at least a little….at least sum kudos….
#if u have the ability to reply to my reblog saying how much you loved the fic i recommended comment on the fic itself so the author can see!#especially since the rise of ai writing and seeing ai fics out there can be disheartening#make sure you let your writers know you appreciate them#you never know they might one day write a sequel bc your comment touched them#or might get the motivation to make more works.#(​but don’t just comment bc you expect something out of it btw. sometimes the author might be too intimidated to reply ive seen that before)#im a huge yapper. if you can’t tell. lmfao.#and i mostly comment on guest. like 99% of the time because the fics are either really embarrassing#or i get nervous about them knowing me/finding my tumblr and thinking im cringw#bc i admire authors so much. and I get that nervousness! given I experience it!!! but guest mode EXISTS!!! most work allows you to comment#on guest mode!! the author CANT see the email you use for it!!! the only reason they even ask is to give you notifs if theres a reply to it!#a comment is still a comment even if on guest or an alt or your main#even if the fic is embarrassing shameful depraved smut you can log out and comment on guest. even if it’s embarrassing#because the author still worked HARD. it’s so hard to write. people don’t give enough credit to fic authors who do it for free#i had an account (now super abandoned) that had over 400k words. and that didn’t include wips#i reallg do struggle to write because i took a break for so long!!! i can write but not nearly as much as I used to!!! and it sucks!!!#support your authors guys. 1k words is an hour for the first draft at MINIMUM and another hour for revision and editing. and people get#pissy if a fic chapter is less than 3-4k words for some reason. that’s 6-8 hours of work at MINIMUM. likely so much more because there’s#also plotting and brainstorming and So. Much. Editing. stressing out over words and sentence structure. it takes so much time out of your#day. the only oneshot i have posted on this account is 2460 words. and it took me SEVEN HOURS#seven hours!!!! that’s a lot!!!! and for authors that have school or demanding jobs that kind of time is hard to come by!!!!!#and I hope i have convinced at least one of you to listen and go okay you know what. i will. because even if it’s a silly comment it’s loved#tldr support your local fanfic authors of you will be so stabbed. by me#fanfiction#fanfic#archive of our own#ao3#comment on fics#wick fic recs#that’s the rec tag btw. wow custom tags AGAIN i know. im doing what i thought i never would
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syluses · 1 month ago
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I just wanted to say, I absolutely LOVED ur hybrid sylus fic, it was amazing. I was just wondering, would you ever think about making a longer, more slow burn version of it? like mc slowly getting used to sylus' human form and eventually catching feelings ◡̈
even if not, i did absolutely adore it, sylus is 100% puppy dog coded ♡
Im not gonna lie to u, i really should just start making some lads series 😳 bc i NEED my oneshots to live but at the same time.. every now n then, a chapter-by-chapter story is nice ( ⸍ɞ̴̶̷ ·̫ ɞ̴̶̷⸌ ) i actually wanted to make that fic longer :,) but it was already 10k words lol so i had to put a lid on it!! :,)
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pseudophan · 3 months ago
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no one has ever suffered more than me right now so desperately wanting to gif tit and watching everyone else gif all the best moments before i can get to them, but also knowing that there is a CHANCE i can get a really really HQ screen recording done later and like i don't want to "waste" any of the things i want to gif on lower quality gifs if i CAN make them sexy as hell later
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last-starry-sky · 6 months ago
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((original photo post by daisylambs is HERE))
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nowhere town, nowhere
1k of price brainrot, no warnings
I had a deep, urgent, need to expand on a brain worm where Price buys a remote plot of land to "get away from the world". All he really wanted was one rustic cabin he could fix up. A place he could drop in and live in for a while when he needed wanted, rent out when he didn't. The more rustic the better.
No electricity. No running water. No cell service.
Thank god.
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What he ends up with is several cabins - most in good enough condition for immediate residence - a private lake, and a long, rough road that the man selling calls "a right pain in the arse to keep clear".
"Hope ye' ain't aimin' t' make a livin' off 'em," the old man said bitterly, handing John the massive ring of keys.
"Why's that?" he asked brusquely, pretending to be engrossed in flipping through the keys. Some look brand new, metal winking bright and shiny, teeth barely dulled. A few look like they've seen a century or more. Large, heavy things. Their color long dulled and pitted red with rust.
"Not much livin' t' make," he responded dryly, cold, shaking hands shoved roughly into his coat pockets. He leaned to the side, eyeing the old, beat up, pick up puttering in the driveway as it warmed up. He's clearly ready to have this deal done and sealed.
"Maybe durin' the summer y' ken make a bit o' profit. If ye' get the right crowd. People wantin' t' get away from the city fer a bit. Fishermen, hunters, the like." He pulled out a cigarette and lit up. He left John to stew in his thoughts while he pulled a long drag. It was only after the old man finally blew out his breath, acrid smoke hanging in the cold air between them, that he continued.
"Dries up pretty quick 'round here after summer," he said staring out the window. A gust of wind fluttered a few fallen leaves down the gravel path. Acorns thumped dully against the roof above, clattering as they rolled down the shingles and into the dilapidated gutter. "Not many people live in town year-round. Even less in out 'round here."
"Won't ask yer business," he said shuffling his cigarette to the corner of his mouth as he rummaged the pockets of his well-worn coat, "but if ye' plan on doin' any work, would plan it out a few months 'n advance. Material bein' expensive an' all these days. Good luck gettin' anyone fer labor. Won't show up even if y' pay well. With the trades, doan be surprised if-"
John let the old man prattle on, fully dropping his attention from the conversation in favor of shuffling through the keys in his hand again. He planned to spend the rest of his day (whenever that was) checking out the buildings. He wanted to inspect them for damage, decide if they were worth repairing or tearing down. Later he would have to decide how much he could realistically maintain on his own.
He wasn't as young as he once was. The active military life had clearly taken it's toll. Pain had begun to seep into his joints. He felt that, not too long ago, he could go all day. The prospect of climbing up on top of roofs and crawling around dusty barns was no longer exciting. Soreness in the tendons of his legs were beginning to plague him after just the short tour he had done with the former owner earlier in the day.
"I'll leave y' to et then," the man said, breaking John out of his wandering thoughts. He absently tossed the butt of his cigarette to the floor, squashing it with the toe of his boot. He offered John his hand, which he accepted.
"Best of luck," he said as their hands broke apart.
"You as well," John responded, opening the door for the old man.
He stood there and watched with something of a duty as the former owner shuffled down the path to his truck, John's money carefully tucked inside his coat. When he had finally backed out onto the road, his rattling muffler fading away fast, John let out a long breath. The day was fading fast, and he had much to do. Just unloading his things and cleaning this mess of a home the old man had lived in for god knows how long would occupy him until nightfall.
He sighed, pulling out his phone. He did have three solid, dependable guys he could call on. He knew they weren't busy and wouldn't mind a few days of hard work in exchange for a place to stay.
It was worth a shot.
He swept the butt of the cigarette out the door with the side of his boot. The whole place needed a good sweeping. With how thick the cobwebs hung to the plaster, most dark with soot, he considered sweeping the walls too. Then there was everything else: the bathroom to clean, windows to wash, wood to chop, light bulbs to replace, a furnace and water heater to inspect . . . and that was all just for one building. He now owned several.
He threw the keys down on the cluttered little table in the kitchen next to the overflowing binder full of years of ad-hoc maintenance notes, receipts for new appliances, scrawling, handwritten notes on how to get the old snowmobile in cabin 5 running. He tried to dial out for a hot minute before he realized with a huff oh yeah, no service.
John tucked his phone back in his pocket and walked out to his car. He had supplies to pick up in town anyway. He could call there. As the engine turned over he shot a hard look out the front windshield at the dilapidated old cabin he now owned, for better or worse.
He raked his hands over his eyes, letting out an audible groan. What had he gotten himself into? Pulling out of his temporary pity party, he threw the truck in reverse, leaning around to watch himself back out around the grown-in trees.
As he rumbled down the wet gravel road toward the tiny shred of civilization that passed for a town in this remote place, he really really hoped at least one of his team would take up his offer. While he was a man of preparing for the worst case scenario, he didn't want to think on that. Not yet. Didn't want to fail either.
He had thrown a good chunk of his savings into this gamble. If he did fail, if he had to sell the property at a loss, he knew he would survive. His thoughts drifted back to earlier when he was ruminating on getting older. How much longer could he survive active duty? Five? Ten, if he was lucky? How much longer until he was "promoted" into a less active roll? Or worse, "encouraged to retire". Then he would be forced to live on a rubbish military pension and whatever else he could scrape together.
His hands tightened on the steering wheel, knuckles going white. No. That wouldn't happen. He would make a go of this. He . . . him and his team, they would succeed. They always did.
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ask-squidbeaks-agents · 7 months ago
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// I think about these idiots too much- it's not healthy lol
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wwooyology · 6 months ago
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okie so to kinda get a headstart on my 4k event that I plan on doing I am going to post a list of prompts and y'all are free to choose up to three as well as a member!! I will be one fic per member so if I have multiple for one say for example I have four requests for seonghwa, I'll choose the one I click with the most!!
after all of the members have been paired with prompts I will start working on the masterlist so that can be posted 🖤
thank you all again for almost 4k followers, it means so much to me you have no idea 😭
here's the prompt list!! some are my own and some are from other lists that I've found here on tumblr :
1. you look good on your knees like this. 2. i'm not jealous. you're just mine. 3. i know you have one more for me. come on, i'm not done yet. 4. don't forget who you belong to. 5. if you want something, then you ask for it. 6. what, afraid i might break you? 7. you have to do what you're told if you wanna cum babygirl. 8. remember who’s in charge here baby, I’d choose your next words carefully. 9. act like a brat and I’ll treat you like a brat. 10. i don't care if someone sees us. i need you, now. 11. i'm sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over all that noise you’re making. 12. i want to see how pretty you look with your lips around my dick. 13. take it like a good girl and stop whining 14. clean my fingers, this is your mess 15. you’ll cum as many times as i want, got it? 16. moan as loud as you want. I don't give a fuck who hears us. 17. why are you being so shy? it’s not like i haven’t already seen all of you. 18. open your mouth. 19. do you want me to use my fingers or mouth? 20. you can take it like a good girl, right? 21. you look so pretty when you're cumming for me. 22. go on, baby. ride my thigh. 23. i would love to bend you over the counter. 24. i've been horny all day, and I need you fix it. 25. i’m going to fuck that little attitude out of you. 26. fuck, you just take it so well. 27. i'm gonna fill you up so much that you'll be dripping for days. 28. staying quiet was never your strong suit, wasn’t it? 29. where are your manners? 30. fuck, that was so hot.
remember send me and ask with the number(s) and the member you would like!! (ex. 12, 21 & 30 with san)
you can send your ask here!! 🖤
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gentil-minou · 2 years ago
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Wei Ying living on the street and still celebrates his birthday because it's a month after mid autumn festival and Mama taught him how to count the days before she and Baba left…
But little A-Ying still celebrates! He makes sure to prepare every year!
(Now an expanded oneshot on Ao3 here)
This year, A-Ying prepares by keeping the mantou a kind shopkeeper gave him a week ago! He wraps it up in the cleanest cloth he can find and tucks it away in his super secret hiding place.
(It's an abandoned shed on the outskirts of the village that A-Ying sometimes shelters in)
(He can't keep the mantou in his robes otherwise the dogs will find him…the shed is safer. There are even holes in the roof to let the moonlight in!)
(He can never stay for too long, though. Baba said they would meet him at the inn so he has to go back so they can find him!)
A-Ying likes birthdays! He likes the singing and clapping and smiling, the laughter that bounces off the walls.
He likes the feeling of celebrating one person, showing them how special they are! He likes that everyone has a day that's just for them!!
A-Ying is very good at singing, so even though he's the only one singing and clapping it's still a fun day! His laughter isn't as loud as Mama's, and there's no one to smile with him, but that's okay! A-Ying likes celebrating anyway!
It's a day just for him!
This year on his birthday, A-Ying finds a nice big tree not to far from the shed, a little bit a ways from the market in the village. From this far away he can still hear the street vendors cry out to each, and he can pretend they're calling to him too.
He's gotten reaaaaally good at climbing this year, so he goes up and up and up all the way to the second branch. He perches on his throne, watching the subjects of his domain move from one spot to the next, unaware of the child giggling at their antics.
Every one of those blobs has a story, and A-Ying likes to imagine them in his head.
That mother with her daughter is shopping for a new treasure to add to their collection.
Those two men whispering together are plotting a dastardly escape from the bad guys!
The stern, intimidating cultivator in glowing white robes is preparing to save them all.
The two brothers are sneaking off on their own, seeking adventures beyond his wildest dreams.
A-Ying smiles to himself at his game. It's fun, and he likes it.
He balances the cloth bundle gingerly on his lap, leaning as securely as he can on the tree whole trying to hook a leg around the branch for safety. He unwraps the dusty grey cloth, revealing the white dough of his prized mantou.
It's not as fresh and soft as he remembered it, and the steam is all gone, but it's still his mantou!!! He doesn't even know what's in the filling, but he bets it will be delicious!
He prepares to take a bite when A-Ying hears a soft rustling of leaves and quiet sniffles.
He hooks an arm around the tree, mantou secure in his other, and peers around to see who's managed to find his hiding spot.
It's one of the brothers from earlier, the little one with hair only up to his shoulders. His face is scrunched up and angry looking, but his eyes are sad.
The boy looks around, seeming confused and…lost? The long sleeves of his pure white robes catch on sharp brambles and thickets, and he exhales sharply when they pull him back and trapped him.
The boy sends the bush a withering glare, and is about to pull his arm free.
"Wait!" A-Ying calls out before he can think otherwise. "Don't just pull!"
The boy startles and jerks back, though he keeps his arm perfectly still. Sharp eyes dart around looking for the source of the sound, before glancing up and locking onto A-Ying.
Gold. Molten like the sun above them. For a second the tree no longer feels solid beneath A-Ying.
He shakes the feeling away and tucks his mantou back into his robes, and jumps down to land in front of the boy.
His knees scream, not used to such a tall height.
He hides a wince but the boy is too taken aback to even notice in the first place, reeling away from A-Ying, looking terrified and furious.
It's so fun, A-Ying can't help the giggles from escaping as he exclaims, "Hi!"
The boy says nothing but he doesn't move, arm still caught.
"If you tug your arm out like that, you're going to rip your pretty robes!" A-Ying tells the boy, his eyes drawn to the shiny pale blue thread that winds through the white fabric in the shape of misty clouds. He almost reaches out to touch it, stopping himself at the last second.
He lifts one of his tattered sleeves, gesturing to one of its many tears. "Look, see? This is what happens when you pull too hard! It makes a hole and sometimes it cuts skin and hurts a lot."
Sure enough, the hole reveals a tiny angry red scar from when A-Ying ripped it.
The boy lets out a quiet hiss, and his expression changes to one of commiseration. He lifts his hand, letting the sleeve drop to show A-Ying a small cut on the back of his hand.
"Ouch!" A-Ying exclaims, even though the cut looks like it's been healed for a long time. "That looks bad too! Did you get hurt already? Where? Anywhere else?"
A-Ying doesn't have any soothing salve, but he can maybe wrap the white cloth around the boy’s injuries? Or maybe find a nice adult?
Luckily the boy shakes his head and speaks for the first time. "No. Ge's sword…"
The boy trails off, staring at the ground as he draws lines in the dirt. The tips of his ears bloom pink where they peek from between ebony strands of hair.
A-Ying blinks before catching on, the mirth filling him with warmth. He throws his head back in joyous laughter that grows at the boy's pretty pout.
He wipes the tears from his eyes as he asks, "You played with your brother's sword didn't you, without asking first."
The boy nods once brusquely, still stubbornly pouting at the ground. It makes A-Ying want to laugh again and he bounces with the feeling.
"Where is your brother? I saw you two earlier when I…" This time, A-Ying trails off his words catching in his throat. Heat floods his cheeks for some reason, and he suddenly feels too shy to let the boy know he'd been watching him earlier.
How odd.
The boy, however, doesn't seem to pay attention as his head darts up and devastation spreads across his face. "Ge…" he starts, his lower lip wobbling. "I can not find Ge."
His voice comes out a bit hoarse, like he's been crying. And now that A-Ying has a better angle, he can see the tears resting in the corner of the boy's eyes where he must have cried earlier.
The boy is lost…away from his family. Unsure of where they went and when he'll see them.
The thought sits heavy and hard im A-Ying's head, and his face goes blank.
But not for too long, as he lets the feeling pass over him like a wave the way Baba showed him when he was little. He takes a deep breath, and takes another step closer to the boy.
The boy gives him a wary look, but with his arm still caught there's no way for him to escape.
A-Ying gently takes his arm, keeping his movements light and easy to shake off. He gets a better look at where a branch as snagged on the boy's robes, a sharp pointy end of the stick caught on a loose thread. Then, A-Ying grabs the stick and slowly pulls it out, taking care not to loosen and more threads.
When the boy's robes are finally free, with only a few easy to fix loose threads, A-Ying hops back and presents the boy's arm with a flourish.
"There! All fixed! See, isn't that better than a nasty hole?"
The boy inspects the damage, a judicial eye moving up and down the length of his sleeve, clinical in its assessment. A-Ying has to bite his tongue to keep from laughing at the boy's serious expression.
Finally satisfied, the boy drops his arm and regards A-Ying with the same serious expression.
Again, the ground feels a little less solid beneath A-Ying's feet, like he's about to float away.
"Thank you," the boy says, gaze intense and making A-Ying twitch.
"It's not problem at all, no need for thanks! I'm happy to help! Now, let's find your brother."
"It's not problem at all, no need for thanks! I'm happy to help! Now, let's find your brother."
He grabs the boys hand and begins to walk, when the boy pulls him back, as if still caught in the brambles. "You wish to help?" he asks, that same confused expression from earlier on his face.
"Of course! Everyone needs to find their family! It's a given!"
This time when he tugs on the boys hand, warm where his palm sildes against A-Ying's cool skin, the boy follows.
"Besides," A-Ying continues, focusing on the path ahead of them for anymore wayward branches, "When you help someone on your birthday, you get extra blessings!"
"It is your birthday?" the boy asks from wear he walks behind A-Ying.
"Yup! And my mama says we have to share our blessings with everyone on our birthday, so we can live well!"
"…Where is your mama?"
The boy's voice is quiet, like he almost regrets asking.
But that's not why A-Ying stops walking, frozen on the path.
He's tried very hard not to think about it too much this past year…but where is his mama?
Usually when he feels a gloomy cloud anchor itself to him, A-Ying ignores it and finds something fun or interesting to do. And right now, the fun and interesting thing is the pretty boy at his side with ears that turn pink and a huffy, pouty mouth.
So A-Ying focuses on that. He's very good at changing the subject.
The village market isn't too far away, but A-Ying fills the time with boisterous chatter, asking the boy about his pretty forehead ribbon and showing him the red ribbon Mama gave him ears ago, tied securely to his wrist.
He asks the boy a lot of things, but he doesn't seem like to like talking all that much.
But! He's a wonderful listener! He makes all these cute head movements and his eyes give away his feelings even when he tries so hard to keep them off the rest of his face. He nods at the right times and doesn't become bored ever!
It's been a long time since A-Ying had someone so fun to talk to, and he gets distracted telling the boy a scary story about once when he hid in a tree away from fierce and angry dogs.
In what must be uncharacteristic for the boy, he tugs on A-Ying's hand and interrupts him.
"Your birthday," he says, in that soft voice of his. A-Ying likes it a lot. "How are you celebrating it?"
A-Ying tilts his head, confused. He'd thought the answer was obvious.
"Like this, of course!" He waves their joined hands then let's them swing back and forth.
The boy frowns, deep lines forming between his brows where all his secrets must hide.
A-Ying presses the tip of his finger against those line, smoothing them out.
"No frowning on my birthday!!! It's not allowed! Only smiles!"
The boy's face turns neutral again, but the intensity in his gaze remains.
A-Ying puts on an affected pout and bends a little bit so he can peer up at the boy, though he's a bit shorter than A-Ying "Come on… give me a smile. Please? As my gift?"
All traces of a frown vanish completely and the boy wears a resolute look while his ears turn pink.
His face scrunches in concentration and slowly changes
He lifts one corner of his mouth higher than the other, a lopsided forced smile that shows a little bit of teeth. It's stiff and doesn't quite reach his eyes, but it's the cutest smile A-Ying's ever seen!
He bursts into laughter that rings around in a song, squeezing the boys hand for stability even as he almost falls over.
He can't remember the last time he was so happy.
"That's the best gift I've ever gotten! A perfect birthday smile!"
The edges of the boy's smile softens even more beautifully..
Drums beat against A-Ying's ribcage and he lifts his free hand to rest against his chest, willing the heat to dissipate from his cheeks.
He's on a mission after all, and with this gift to spurn him on he continues searching around the crowded market in search of white robes.
A-Ying hears a rumbling sound behind him. It's so similar to a dog's growl his shoulders stiffen automatically as he tenses and whimpers.
The rumbling continues and he squeezes the boy's hand preparing to run away, when the boy speaks softly to him.
"…Sorry…I did not eat.."
The fear exits A-Ying's body in a long deep exhale and he turns around to see the boy's cheeks have pinked as his hands clutch his stomach, where the grumbling sound continues.
He gives the boy a friendly smile and drags him to an alleyway just off the side street.
There, A-Ying removes his prize mantou and presents it the way a street performer might, holding his prize high in the sky.
"Ta-da! My birthday mantou! We can share!"
The mantou is difficult to split in half when it's this stale, but he manages and holds half out to the boy.
The boy hesitates before he takes the mantou, glancing between it and A-Ying as if looking for some reassurance.
A-Ying nods eagerly, gesturing for him to take a bite and lifts his half up to his lips in preparation.
The boy bites down. He stops. He chews. He stops.
His face takes on an entirely new expression that A-Ying finds utterly fascinating. He looks like he's both grateful and also wants to cry.
Strange. Maybe A-Ying's birthday mantou is extra delicious!
A-Ying takes a bite.
Immediately, he spits the morsel out onto the dusty path, trying to get rid of what must have been rotting filling encased in a dough that was too stale and hard enough to break teeth.
He looks up at the boy in horror. "No! Quick, spit it out! Spit it out before you get sick!"
Though alarmed, the boy follows, somehow showing it's possible to daintily spit into the palm in his hand and tossing the remains away.
A-Ying grimaces at the taste still lingering in his mouth. He's eaten a lot of questionable things in the past year, but he's used to it.
He'll wash his mouth out in the stream and then hope he'll find something to wash out the taste.
But he feels horrible that the boy had to eat that...He doesn't seem like the type to ever eat something so gross.
"Sorry," he whispers. He tugs on messy strands of his hair, wishing they could hide him from view.
The boy gives him a searching look, golden eyes wide.
"…No need for sorry," he replies simply. His face shifts into one of determination and this time the boy is the one to take A-Ying's hand and guide him through the market streets.
The boy stops in front of one of the bigger food stalls. The ones that sell skewered meat along with mantou and pancakes and all sorts of yummy treats. A-Ying knows this stall well because it's always very busy and sometimes people will order too much and toss their food out.
Keeping a firm hold of A-Ying's with one hand, the boy uses his other to reach into his pocket and pull out a cloth purse. The money inside clinks together and A-Ying can't help but be stunned. It's the most money A-Ying has ever seen!
He watches the boys fist close tight around his hands and follows as the boy marches towards the stall with stiff upright shoulders. He stands before the market stall, it's kind elderly proprietress smiling gently at him.
And he freezes.
A-Ying blinks and waits, wondering if the boy made a mistake perhaps.
He squeezes his hand, hoping to reassure him.
It does the trick, rousing the boy from his shock as he points at various items, gathering an assortment of meat, fresh mantou, and even sugary youtiao!
The stall's owner gives him a bemused look as she hands over everything as the boy pays for it. It's a lot, more than the boy is able to carry as he tries to pay at the same time.
A-Ying didn't think he seemed like that big of an eater, but maybe he was wrong!
The smell of warm, fresh food right in front of him makes his mouth water, and he smacks his lips together.
Finished with paying, the boy turns away with his haul. He looks behind him, as if to make sure A-Ying is following.
A-Ying runs after him, happy to follow him anywhere.
They stop at a bench a little ways away from the main thoroughfare where it's less crowded and market fades into background noise.
The boy pulls a clean white cloth from his sleeves and places it on the bench between him and A-Ying, then arranges the food with care.
One of A-Ying's legs bounces up and down uncontrollably, but he waits as patiently as he can manage.
At last, the boy nods, satisfied, and sends A-Ying a pointed look.
A-Ying blinks and points at himself. "Wait. Me first?" he asks.
The boy nods and hands a steaming mantou filled with savory meat filling whose smell nearly forms a cloud around them.
"It's your birthday," the boy says, like it should be obvious that this stranger bought A-Ying food without any thought. "This is for you."
A-Ying gasps, all the air in his lungs leaving him as he surveys the spread around him. Blood rushes to his cheeks, and he lifts his cold hands to press against them.
"This is all…for me?"
"Mn. Happy Birthday."
A-Ying beams his biggest, brightest toothy grin, watching the boy blink back at him as his ear turn that adorable pink again.
He happily takes the proffered mantou and bites down, savoring the burst of warmth and flavor that skitters across his tongue. He moans, and eats with zealous.
He hasn't had anything like this in so long! It's even better than he imagined!
Once he finishes the mantou, he takes a skewer of meat in one hand and a small pancake in the other and eats them in turn, alternating between bites. His body wiggles back and forth in a happy dance.
He's halfway through his second skewer when he notices the boy hasn't taken a bite of anything at all, even though he was the one who was hungry in the first place.
A cry of dismay escapes his throat. He hands the boy a bun filled with sweet red bean paste, waiting for the boy to start eating before resuming himself. Once the boy has taken a few small bites, A-Ying smiles once more and move on to the youtiao.
He tries to tell the boy about the time he found an entire bin filled with leftover dough and how he'd tried to eat it, but the boy gives him a reprimanding look.
"No talking while eat."
"Pfft, that's no fun. And besides, it's my birthday! Surely there are special rules for birthdays!"
The boy's expression turns skeptical, but A-Ying takes it to mean he's right after all and carries on.
By the time they've finished his birthday feast, the sun is begin its descent beneath the horizon, pinks and oranges mingling with blue skies above. The blue reminds A-Ying of the boy's robes, and he wonders if it always will. If even years later, he'll look up and think of him.
He hopes it will.
For now, he plops down from the bench, dusting his hands clean of crumbs as the boy carefully folds the cloth napkin and tucks it into his sleeves. A-Ying spares a moment to wonder what else he hides in those sleeves, before he gets back to the task at hand.
He needs to get this boy back to his family.
Surprisingly, no one has been shouting or racing around looking for him. A-Ying had assumed sticking by the market would be their best, but now he's feeling less so.
Sure enough, when he asks the boy, he tells him actually his family had been all the way on the other side of the town, far away from the market!
"Why didn't you say that earlier!?" A-Ying exclaims, already tugging the boy away.
The boy doesn't answer, his ears pink as he watches the ground. But the corner of his lips quirk up in a sly smile.
He hears that drumming noise against his chest again at the sight, and he almost feels dizzy with it. He ignores the feeling, and together the race across town before darkness falls.
Almost as soon as they turn the corner, A-Ying spots them. The mean looking cultivator from earlier, and next to him the white robed brother A-Ying had seen earlier.
The older brother looks close to tears, while the cultivator paces back and forth pulling on his beard like he's about to rip it out.
But it's all okay, because A-Ying did it. He helped find the boy's home.
He whirls around, hoping to see the relief on the boy's face, but instead the boy is watching A-Ying, something sad and even more lost pooling in that serious stare of his.
"Look, see," A-Ying says, though his tone isn't as cheery as he'd hoped. "We found them."
The boy nods, but he doesn't look at his family at all. His eyes are fixed on A-Ying.
Of all the things he could say, A-Ying doesn't expect the boy to ask him, "...Did you have a good birthday?"
A-Ying grins, warm and bright and cheeks straining to keep all the joy inside.
"Yes! It was the best birthday ever!" He pulls the boy into a hug, uncaring of his dirty robes now that he has such a wonderful friend! "Now go, your family is probably worried sick!"
The boy slowly withdraws with one hand still holding A-Ying's tattered sleeve.
"You too. Birthdays should be spent with family," the boy intones.
A-Ying doesn't answer, but he gives the boy a small, reassuring smile and sends him off. The boy walks briskly to his family at first, then breaks out into a run when his brother notices him.
He watches the tearful, happy reunion for a bit, a feeling full from more than just a filling meal. It settles happily in his chest, warm and content.
Then he turns around and heads back to his shed. By the time the boy looks back, searching for him, A-Ying is long gone.
Halfway back, as A-Ying pats his tummy and watches the lights in the houses turn on one by one giving the town a lovely glow, he realizes he never got the boy's name.
It's okay, he thinks. He has a strange feeling one day he will get to spend another birthday with the boy.
fin.
(link to threadfic here)
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notasecrettelepath · 9 months ago
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Eddie "A Reservoir of Catholic Guilt" Diaz and Bobby "Practicing Confession-Going Active Suicide Risk Catholic" Nash is such an incredible fucking dynamic. I'm so surprised people don't explore it more often
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intotheelliwoods · 2 years ago
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Collaborative 2AL Comic Calling and Info!
Oh BOY did this blow up...
Ive polished up dialogue and framing, in total there should be 30 panels, exactly the tumblr image limit haha! Everyone who is participating gets to draw a panel! I will message you the dialogue, and a general layout once I get everyone in! :) I look forward to this!
30/30 Participants [full!]
If you are interested in joining, please message me here on tumblr or Discord! [Discord would be preferred in the long run]
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-> Deadline for panels?
2 Weeks! Hoping everything can be ready to go to post by September 24th!
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-> What style to use?
Your own! I would love it if you can have as much fun as you can making the panel! The more unique each panel is the better, I dont want to constrict anyones artistic ability outside dialogue, where characters are in a room, and a vague framing idea/expressions.
As for coloring, fully colored and digital would be preferred! Just blue blobs can also work! With the exception of 4 specific panels, flashback panels, in a black/white/red scheme to help differentiate what panel is a flashback, and what panel isnt. I will let you know if your panel is one of those specific 4!
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-> How will posting and crediting work?
When the panels are all done, I will gather them up into a singular post on this blog. Below the comic itself in order of panels would be everyones @ to the blog they want credited, Multiple blogs can also be credited ofc (For example If you drew panel 3 you will be the third @ on the list)
You are also free to add a signature or @ to your blog in the panel art itself!
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firstelevens · 3 months ago
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I’ve been staring at the same AO3 profile for like twenty minutes trying to figure out whether this account that has posted a couple hundred thousand words of fic in a month and a half is using AI to write or just like, having a crisis of some sort and has turned to fic to cope, and for once my powers of deduction have failed me.
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caps fan here!
as follower of pld (the few, the proud, the courageous!), i was wondering if you had any thoughts about how he might fit in with our team, assuming he's going to be 1C with Ovi on the left and one of Wilson or Mangiapane on the right, and basically taking the former Kuznetsov/Backstrom spot on the halfwall on PP1. my thinking is that he can easily return to being a 60 point player just by the increase in ice time alone this coming season, and maybe even flirt with 70 if he has a triggerman like big O on his wing.
as someone who knows a hell of a lot more about PLD than i do, is that just wishful thinking because i'm a caps fan? what do you think?
The PLD Post, Part 2: mask-OFF
Hii!! (we are SO brave and SO correct). i am so sorry this took ages to answer, i was trying to decide how serious to be. I will admit, I was hesitant about going mask-off and hitting up the microstats and revealing that i do seriously think he can be better than he was bc that shit is kinda lame ESPECIALLY when defending a clear failhorse. but at this point any rep i have as someone with good opinions must be gone considering how many media scapegoats i've attached myself to (i got a fucking. c.gauthier ask the other day aslkjdkljas) so. mask is coming off. we've hit somewhere between well-considered manifesto and vibe check so . um. enjoy!!
I remain optimistic going from everything I've heard and from what you're saying here! But, big big asterisk. He absolutely needs to take ownership of his lack of engagement. when he speaks in media availability I believe him when he says he wants to change. The will to change is there, idk if it’s possible that any player would be satisfied with their performance being the way his was. There’s a lot that needs to be unpacked about his lack of production, the Character Issues, and what his role might look like going forward. You and any other Caps fan who reads this will have to tell me if the fit is right. Hockey talk below the cut lol!!
So before I start I have to say I know dick all about the Caps except:
You're dragging that old man (Ovechkin) to Gretzky's lawn (record) to set it on fire (break it before he retires)
Everyone is pining away for your very very injured 1C who is also Ovechkin's boybestfriend/perfect set-up guy/work wife
There's. intricate pre-game rituals?
So I'm not sure I can speak to how he will fit with your (our? i AM picking the Caps up fr given every acquisition/draft pick they've made) team with any depth or specificity. also i don't think i'd call myself a PLD expert. like. i just got here !! I haven't been following him since he was drafted or anything!! I have, however, consumed TOO MANY Kings games this past season and I can give you a broad look at what actually happened with them and why I think it didn't work out. I will not be making any overtures about being unbiased. My biases WILL slip through because I think Dubois is a sweetheart and I find the mental exercise of defending him fun <3 I’ll give you stats and observations and I will build a story that runs counter to what the prevailing media narratives say. While I stand by my opinions, they're also just one of many available interpretations of what happened.
character concerns
Everyone will be bringing it up at the first speed bump of the season, the first bad game he has. Please be prepared to have a crisis of faith and also be deeply disappointed in him. god knows I am, like, all the time <3 But... I always want to dig deeper when it comes to dominant narratives, because in following multiple teams I’ve become acutely aware of just how miserably Bad media can be at reporting on teams that aren’t their own.
I hear “Locker room cancer” accusations bandied about and I’ve yet to see anyone produce a primary source for this — podcasters, journalists, even people on nhl broadcasts will throw these words around so casually, assuming they’re correct because everyone knows the story. Some confounding factors in the character narratives arise when you scratch the surface. People who've worked with him speak well enough of him. Todd McLellan called him “misunderstood”, and had nothing bad to say about his character.
Matt Roy, who also just got picked up by the Caps, has recently said he’s a great teammate. MORE proof if you want to hear it directly, Roy went on Dropping The Gloves and had this to say about Dubois (transcript by me):
[on what actually happened] Honestly, I don’t know. I mean if you asked him he would say he had a down year. But it’s nothing like — I feel like the media paints this picture of him, and to me it couldn’t be further from the truth, you know. He’s a great teammate, he’s a great locker room guy, he gets along with everybody. So, in terms of all that I don’t know where the media is getting all this stuff. If I hated the guy I probably wouldn’t have come to Washington. He’s one of my friends on the team and I really think he’s going to have a bounce back year. I think he’s really going to be good for the team.
Matt Roy signed with the Caps of his own free will as an RD, a contested free agent in a sparse market, knowing Dubois was already here. He could’ve gone to plenty of different places. Why the hell would Roy sign here long-term, clearly wanting to play and win, if Dubois was as disliked as some pundits would have us believe??? Credible reports (and not just speculation) point to PLD’s other teammates liking him!! 
And here’s some propaganda; I direct you to this extremely sweet video where he gets asked about assisting on Akil Thomas' first NHL goal (and a bunch of other first NHL goals). He is so, so genuinely happy for Akil, who battled through injuries that set back his development for years. Just LOOK at his smile!! He can’t hold it back. (Others have said this but it looks like a little v. Like :> !!!! HELLO !!)
How does all of this happen when, supposedly, he’s a low-character asshole and a “locker room cancer”? It doesn’t line up for me.
On the other hand, I have seen Dubois cruise. He really can’t seem to bounce back from a poor start, and if you were just looking from the outside in, the scoresheet this year reflects this. The critique is fair; I’ve turned this over in my head enough times. there are less physically gifted, less skilled players, who are working so hard to stay in this league, and Dubois’ poor showing does feel somewhat like, idk, something I’d be mad about usually.
Here comes the “but”. Call this next bit the narrative section, because I’m showing my ass here: I think Dubois gets a lot of scrutiny because of his infamous Shift, which went a specific kind of viral, under the exact right conditions, and it has just. defined his career. And okay… I am not denying that the shift happened, but plenty of guys in this league have taken shifts off. come on. the season is long and they're only human. I’m not excusing it either! It was bad and he deserved his benching. Ideally, he one day becomes a player who always puts effort in. Working hard is one of my favourite traits in any player, and usually this would be enough for me to dismiss him as not worth being invested in.
and yet…. the reactions to his floundering performance feel so much like they’re about expectations as seen through the lens of The Shift. They’re calibrated differently because he went 3rd overall, and he's got this big body, the speed, the skill — it's the fact that he's got the tools and seemingly squanders them. All of this is amplified by the contract he's sitting on and his run of short-term stays on teams. Does he get this much scrutiny if he went in the 2nd or 3rd round? Does he catch this much heat for his low energy performance if that one shift clip hadn’t done all that damage? We’ll never know obviously but . I do wonder.
Final word on the character stuff is that we don’t know what truly went on in those locker rooms and i don't want to give more air time to baseless speculation. What we can examine is the hockey. The hockey tells the truth <3
the 23-24 la kings
Assuming the plan is to give PLD a look at 1/2C while he’s on the Caps, I think he’s a complementary type of player. The way he is right now, I don't think he can drive his own line or pull people up. He works with the calibre of lineys he's got and will produce the expected outcome. That sounds so obvious, but what I’m saying is I don’t think he’s capable of miracles like the best playmakers in the league, he's not about to make your guys look 15 years younger. In this vein, I look at his many first NHL goal assists as a symptom of what kind of linemates he was being paired with all season, and how unstable the situation was. His drop in point production IS more complicated than "he's just a piece of shit". From this article, the best summary I've seen of the Situation PLD was in:
LA acquired a player who had been a top-six center (and at times, winger) his entire career playing with established NHL talent. Yet after investing multiple assets to acquire Dubois and sign him to a significant contract, the team decided to put him in a third-line role where his most common linemate was a first-year NHL player who wasn’t expected to be on the roster in Alex Laferriere. Those two had a revolving door of wingers throughout the season. Moreover, Dubois’ most common on-ice teammates after Laferriere at 5-on-5 this season were Matt Roy and Andreas Englund. Gee, I wonder why he didn’t produce?
Context about Roy and Englund: Roy is a quiet but capable d-man who is defensively geared with a bit of offensive upside (j'adore. does things the right way and is very responsible and good. will throw hits but doesn't chase them or headhunt. I think playing away from the Kings’ more passive system will unlock more of his offensive potential. Matt Roy you will be SO good for the Caps I truly believe mwah mwah); and Englund is a leg weight/goon who, going by every single stat I can pull out, makes his d-partners Worse (with affection <3). Point here is neither of them being on the ice was particularly conducive to a lot of scoring chances.
As I said in my previous post, I think Dubois absolutely needs finishers. At some point there was hype around his shot but I didn't see much of that at all on lak? Eye test says: he was unwilling to shoot, and when he did shoot it felt like there was low/no commitment, no power behind it. Comments on his shooting called him “too deferential” at different turns. That’s just an insulting way to say a guy likes to pass and I truly think it circles back to the expectations thing. Would there be anything wrong with him not being much of a shooter this past season if he was another player? (Can't we just say he passed a lot this season without bringing value judgement into it? leave my failhorse ALONE!!!! like must a man score goals ,can't he be very very sweet and happy for the rookies he assisted ? wailing about it forever.)
More fun stats from that same article:
#1 on lak for passes that led to high-danger scoring chances, and scoring chances in general <- again, not a miracle worker. did not have finishers who could capitalise on these chances. its so fucked up what they did to my failwife
one of the best on lak in actually carrying the puck into the o-zone. (another reason i quite liked watching him!! transition forwards my BELOVED) everything I've ever observed about him off the cuff holds true here: he draws penalties this way, because he's fast and when he's locked in he is pretty good for controlled zone entries <3
Dubois had a career high in even-strength assists per 60, this is all in spite of his weird linemate situation and his reduced TOI and the power play mess (more on this later). he might have been deferring, but I truly think the lack of stability + good finishers, and ice time held him back from being more productive.
jim hiller
Building off that last point: even worse on the stability front, which I did allude to in the initial PLD Post, was what happened when Jim Hiller took over. You must understand one of the first clues that we were working with a different animal of a head coach is he was NOT afraid to line shuffle, and shortly after he found short-term success with that, they started running 11 forwards and 7 defensemen (you can see where it started precisely if you scroll back in lak lb because you'll find ME yelling about it LMAO). This shortened forward bench resulted in mid-game line shuffling, as in it was uncertain as to who they would be playing with from shift to shift. Hiller is on record saying he thinks it was beneficial, per this article:
It’s all about getting his deep forward corps engaged in the game. That’s sometimes difficult if you’re running four full lines and there are penalty kill or power play opportunities that alter the flow of the lines. Especially for the group of forwards who don’t kill penalties – think Kevin Fiala, Viktor Arvidsson, Quinton Byfield, Pierre-Luc Dubois – it’s an opportunity to get them extra shifts and engage in the game. “Some of our other players who don’t penalty kill, you know they can lose the flow of the game, so they enjoy it more I know,” Hiller said of having 11 forwards in action. “We’ve talked about it a lot. We really just think for our team, the way it is right now, that gives us an advantage getting those players more ice time.”
(and ok sorry to go off about my gripes with how the kings are run but .They were doing this into playoffs. This article was written during playoffs. god. CARL GRUNDSTROM, WHO HAS NEVER NOT PLAYED HARD, PLAYED 25 SECONDS IN GAME 2. all this while they were trying to get people 'engaged'. Idk. Maybe it did work for some players. I wasn’t behind that bench. But sitting one of your most energetic and committed forwards during a series in which you’re trying to come back from being down several games was a CHOICE!!!! also like what if you didn't double-shift QB. what then. And we all know how that series ended. lak coaching/management i am beating you with a pillowcase stuffed with bricks . <3)
Much was made of the Hiller takeover. I liked it at the time. In his first couple of media availabilities post-TM, Hiller emphasised bringing back "fun" to the game for many of the players who were slumping — and a reportedly tense locker room during the big skid that lost McLellan his job. It was all very Ted Lasso of him. Hiller also introduced a new way to rate Dubois for his performance every night, separate from the scoresheet. I made jokes about PLD's very special star-chart, everyone who knew about it was making jokes about it. This merit system was tailored towards communicating with Dubois what he did and didn't do well, and while no one ever went into depth about it we do know a few things:
It measured things outside of +/-, goals and assists, and was likely a score out of 5 per metric.
One of the metrics was about hits/physicality, another one was likely ‘compete’ levels.
He alluded to being measured on penalties drawn?? Or something??
Anyway it sort of … worked?? The change in Dubois was pretty immediate, the moment he was given some clear direction to work in. He played some of his BEST games of the year in the wake of this change. He got involved physically, he was not losing steam, he was drawing tons of penalties because he’s huge and fast and has good hands and IF he puts his mind to it he can truly be a transition monster.
CUE THE LINE SHUFFLING… imo, much of the progress made seemed to be lost, and the rest is history.
NOT saying Dubois is free of fault here. Needing that extra motivation to get physically involved is kinda wild, and I understand why for some people it’s a bridge too far. EYE am here for the laffs though and it's really funny that the communication came in the form of super special individualised performance evaluations/a glorified sticker chart. This is why he’s my temperamental desert flower. Wilting violet. Soggy kitten. <3 and for the record I truly don’t think I’d care if he put up 40 points per szn for the rest of his career. I don’t care because he’s a sweetie and the Bit i do when defending him is too funny. I don’t think I’d care if everyone was right about him — I just don’t actually think they are.
the power play problem
So okay, as per part 1 (my last email <3) we know Dubois thrives net front. It’s where he scored a bunch of his goals on the Jets. Every stat and the eye test supports this. So how come Lak had him stationed on the half wall doing jackshit, if he was on the power play at all?? I will admit I drove myself half crazy studying power play structures and watching LA Kings games back before coming up with a garbled, half-formed idea about how LA runs their PP. I was going to attempt to explain it here — had to do with Kevin Fiala and Dubois being lefties and how that's just an awkward passing sitch — but it turns out more than one person has had this thought and MAN I love being validated by actual hockey people. I fully thought i was making shit up in my head for a good week or two, and was seriously considering scrapping this portion . but it’s SO important for contextualising the production drop, so here goes !!
As early as September 2023 there was a story published about PLD’s role on PP1 — a place where he certainly should’ve belonged as a top-6 guy with plenty of ppg’s under his belt. From this article, which explains the issue very very neatly, and much more eloquently than I could ever hope to:
The addition of Pierre-Luc Dubois was a big one this summer; at first glance, he should be a great addition to the power play. But when digging deeper, the Kings might struggle to fit him onto the top unit. Dubois played mostly as the net front player for the Winnipeg Jets last season, the role Gabriel Vilardi often played for the Kings last season. So, it’s an easy one-to-one switch in that spot, right? Not necessarily. Dubois has all the talents to be an effective net-front player. He has the size and strength to battle in front, with the skill to effectively pop down low and create chances. However, his handedness is a big problem for this role. The Kings run their power play primarily on the left side with Kevin Fiala — Anze Kopitar when Fiala is hurt — which necessitates a right shot down low. When a right shot player pops out on the left side, there’s an easy passing angle for the half-wall player and more options for the player down low. Quick passing is key for a successful power and a left-shot can’t move the puck quick enough down low. They would have to either move too far into the corner or take the extra second to step out from and open up their body to create an effective passing angle. Time that would slow the power play down too much and allow the opposition penalty kill to get back into position. There’s also minimal shot threat from a lefty down low. We saw both Vilardi and Viktor Arvidsson frequently take the pass down low and quickly turn it into a shooting opportunity, something a left shot wouldn’t be able to do.
It then goes on to suggest 2 solutions that aren’t appealing at all:
Flip the power play entirely to accommodate Dubois net front. Not great as they dont have the players for that, and if they tried it they’d be hamstringing Adrian Kempe’s one-timer.
PLD on the bumper position. This one’s hard to swallow because that displaces Kopitar to PP2, there’s his position as captain and the optics of moving him off his spot.
In this article it is once again suggested that LA MUST flip their power play and figure out how to get PLD net front. In this article they point out how useless he was playing on the wall down the stretch, and how the only reason he seemed to be able to produce something was because he’d taken Kopitar’s spot in his absence. This article calls to attention Dubois’ worlds performance, where team Canada utilised him net front.
Big picture, the Fit
Do we see the problem here yet? It’s not the flat narrative I was sold by the national media, random assholes on twitter, and podcasters who don’t actually watch Kings matches!!!! Do we see how weird and messy and complicated it is, beyond “hey he’s just a sack of shit who isn’t trying hard enough”. Rob Blake himself has come out and admitted that they didn’t put Dubois in a position to succeed. And absolutely there was effort required on his end — a different player might have sucked it up and adapted to circumstances, a different player might never have needed that extra bit of communication, a straight up better player might have dragged his less skilled lineys up to a higher level. But the problem has always been two-fold: LA was trying to coach and manage a completely different player to the one they had in front of them and expecting good results; and Dubois was unable to keep competing with all he had in the face of that. I think both parties are at fault here. And I think, given the chance and the right circumstances, Dubois can hit 60 points again.
Okay, circling back to the big question of Fit. Will he be able to work with Ovechkin? Hard to think he could fail with one of hockey’s best goal scorers on his wing, if he does get a look at 1C. People who know the Caps better than I do, does this sound workable? Is Dubois going to be too difficult of a nut to crack for your coach? Your locker room?
And, of course, the power play issue. Maybe Dubois learns to be better on the half wall! Idk!! Maybe it was a matter of coaching and he thrives in Washington running your PP1 from there. For my money… I like him better playing net front or bumper. Do the Caps have the bodies to accommodate this? I did ask someone familiar with the Caps PP to explain it to me so I could try and figure this out but ouuuugh. My head is spinning. Someone smarter than me please jump in. I am TIRED . We don’t know what it will look like, what they’re planning to do with Dubois on the power play. You guys probably have a better idea about what’s possible than I do <3
Conclusion?
PLD is fast, big, a passing threat and a formidable net front presence when he’s given the opportunity and playing his A-game. As far as I can tell, his B-game is garbage </3 His poor performance is more complicated than people think and I’m pretty sure only the LA Kings beat reporters + the 12 kings fans on twitter know this. Most of them still dislike PLD anyway bc his low motor. I don’t blame them, I’m just more inclined to be forgiving because I love redemption arcs and I think he’s a good person. i would love to be wrong about his low-effort B-game LMAO but im trying to be realistic here. I want him to fit in and be embraced by the Caps so bad <3 Your coach sounds like he wants to help PLD succeed and is up for the challenge. The vibes from my friends who follow the Caps are always good, I’ve read through various tags and it sounds like a place that will take him in whether he likes it or not. I might be stupid but I believe in him !!! and I’ve laid out all the hockey bullshit for you to the best of my ability. Given all of this… do you think he’ll do well?
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