#it would be so bad for jon
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A fish out of water story I just remembered last year I did some siren!jon and selkie!martin, so here is some more of them, for the end of May
#occudo's art#tma fanart#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#siren!jon#selkie!martin#mermay#is mermay still a thing?#I'm bad at internet trends :'D#for the story:#martin's mum was a selike and he inherited her pelt#it doesn't fits him bc he is half human so he is only half seal in his selike form#jon is a siren#elias is a sea witch/octopus#everyone is a sea creature except peter#he is just a guy#but that's all I got for this au#so... if anyone want to write this as a fic perhaps...#feel free#i would love to read it👀
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he's not even disappointed, just tired
#the magnus archives#my little pony#jonathan sims#twilight sparkle#the archivist#i think they would be friends#i actually decided that jon is twilight sparkle just stuck in the bad timeline#i could list numerous parallels between tma and mlp and thats the beauty of adhd#im so normal#art#meme#digital art
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do you ever timothy stoker. tim drowning in depression and grief after losing danny, wanting answers, constantly snapping at everyone and everything until sasha comes along and draws him out of his shell
the two of them get along well, and they run into jon. prickly awkward jon, who can't socialize with people well, but can be convinced to spend their lunch breaks together and talked into getting drinks
and then jon gets promoted over sasha, and tim is definitely bitter about that. over sasha?
and now he's more distant than before, but still jon. a bit of an asshole, but loveable. at least until tim finds out that he was literally stalking him. tim basically losing sasha and jon in the same fell swoop and that half there bitter anger rears its head again, until it's all tim can properly feel.
he'll never know what the actual sasha looked like. will never remember her mannerisms when he goes to think about her. another thing he's lost to the stranger.
he'll never be able to look at jon again without that feeling of sharp betrayal, red hot anger that cuts like a knife. because they had been friends, hadn't they? one of the few people that tim actually wanted to keep close, and now look at where they are.
and timothy stoker is, once again, alone. back at square one -- his only purpose revenge. and this time, tim won't stop at anything to get it. not like he has a reason to live outside of that, anyway.
#sigh#tma#the magnus archives#timothy stoker#tim stoker#if theres inconsistencies or something ignore it my memory is bad#tma tim#sasha james#i miss you sasha#jonathan sims#tma jon#jon sims#tma spoilers#also free martin in the corner dude went through everything as well but#was just getting ignored like no one gave a shit#i would be so pissed if i was martin like#underestimated and overlooked SO much
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the thing about archivist sasha is that. you gotta write jon out of existence for it to work. the web marked him specifically because it singled him out as the agent that would help fulfill its designs and jonah's primary reason for picking jon was also that he came pre-marked by the most dangerous, bothersome entity. bootstrap paradox type plot point. ergo in a universe where he isn't archivist, mr spider never happened, but mr spider is a defining character backstory moment for him. he would've never joined the magnus institute if he hadn't had that traumatic episode. so. to conceive an archivist sasha au a) you have to give sasha her own version of a guest for mr spider; b) jon isn't marked by the web and is a completely different person because of it and doesn't work at the institute. otherwise, to explain his presence there you have to give him a traumatic episode with some other entity (like tim and the stranger)
now you can just say wow what the hell this is fanfiction you can do whatever you want forever. thats true ✌️ unfortunately i have the overthinker's curse and cannot overlook this. also jon and elias's fates are entwined in every universe amen
#or au where elias doesn't pick web marked jon because he's. let's say. wary. looking a gift horse in the mouth#and picks someone else instead#but JON keeps acquiring marks every time. never his actual archivist pick.#i think that would be funny#the literal cosmic entity of narrative manipulation wants us to get together and destroy each other's lives so bad don't you see :))))#jonelias#jonathan sims#*
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i just remembered that one panel where damian went to tim of all people for romantic advice, and i just realized that he could have just called duke up and asked him bc iirc isn’t duke currently in a committed relationship in canon?
#dc#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#batman#signal#duke thomas#robin#damian wayne#i’ve been so busy so i haven’t been able to keep up all that much with comics but i think they’re still together#pls correct me if i’m wrong#if he couldn’t go to either steph or dick then damian should’ve went to duke for help#duke would have helped him#daminika#i would say that damian should go to jon for help#but given how jon’s siding with the person who got his boyfriend’s mom killed (it’s mostly due to trauma and also because he’s a white man)#idk if jon would be an ideal person to ask#i’m slowly getting caught up with jayjon and i am not ready to face the heartbreak i know is coming#isabella ortiz#dukabella#isaduke#idk their ship name#when all else fails damian please go to duke he’s got your back#duke might make fun of him but he’ll give good advice#or if he gives bad advice it’ll still be better than anything that tim will give him
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Jon doing press for Bad Times at the El Royale | Oct. 2018
Hollywood First Look - Features [x]
#jon hamm#imagine what it would feel like to make that man blush#in the words of Joan MMS5E02 “I can't even imagine how handsome that man must be blushing”#his smile makes me ache#when he smiles his face goes from handsome to little boy adorable#his eyes smile too and light up#also the veins in those arms and hands#hes so beautiful#hes perfect#interviews#bad times at the el royale#press#Hollywood first look#dilfgifs#mancandykings#old man#hot actors#sexy actors#cute actors#my gifs#mine#there are so many interviews with him i will NEVER run out of stuff to gif#im not complaining its amazing#dailymenedit
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i'm doing horrible and i'm trying to imagine jonathan sims telling me it'll be okay to cope but i'll be honest it's a bit of a challenge cause basically everything i come up with is followed by 'he'd not say that' in my brain
#that'd fix me#how would he even comfort someone#(unless it's martin he's a whole different person for martin)#would he be like. are you alright? did something happen? do you want to tell me what happened? tell me what happened. don't mind the tape#idk vro#i feel so bad but thinking of jon makes me feel a bit less bad#in a big age of 20#this is how i deal with problems#what is life even about#talks
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being miserable on your moons blood at the war camp. robb can see it, notices the change in your attitude and demeanor. especially when it’s bad this time..
you’re hunched up late at night, trying to find a position to eliminate the constant pain in your lower abdomen. robb only frowns seeing your discomfort, moving to wrap you up in his arms as one of his large, warm hands comes to press against your womb. the heat & pressure from his hand does wonders to alleviate the pain.
n you just sigh. your entire body relaxing into him as you finally find some sort of relief from the cramps that have been damn near constant for almost three days now. robbs expression softens, glad that he can bring you some sort of relief.
& in the back of his mind, he curses this damn war. because if you both were back in winterfell, he’d take away your pain in a heartbeat. give you a child, make you a mother. you’d like that, wouldn’t you?
#game of thrones#asoiaf#robb stark#robb stark x reader#robb stark prompt#robb stark imagine#robb stark x you#guys#i actually need to give this man children#like it’s bad#am i on my period#yes#do i think robb stark would be so totally down to have period sex w u#also yes#JON SNOW TOO#they’re men of the north#they don’t gaf
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perhaps a hot take. but arthur lester could survive TMA, while jon sims could not survive malevolent. discuss.
#yes arthur is magnetically attracted to things that injure him#but he is also astoundingly good at surviving those things#he is also blind and therefore cannot be influenced by the eye#and since john is (REDACTED FOR SPOILERS REASONS) i don't think elias could do anything to him#meanwhile jon would be too suspicious to ever trust john and would get eaten by a monster immediately#no offense to jon. i love that guy. but he is so bad at keeping himself alive.#tma#the magnus archives#malevolent#jonathan sims#arthur lester#john doe#toadtalks
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this line is making me really want to write a fic where an earlier version of Jon (maybe S2) finds and listens to Gertrude’s tape that explains everything. i just think it would be really funny to put him through that
#should i???#i don’t write fics very often so it would be really bad#i don’t write often at all#but it might be fun#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#the magnus archives podcast#jon sims#magnus archives#tma podcast#tma fanfic
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She was not sure who as yet, but she knew she would find someone.
Alayne I, The Winds of Winter
#jonsa#not a ‘jon will go to the vale’ truther. but i do think their dynamic would be the best thing to happen to westeros#uggo colouring bc i am not a good gif maker. but got had bad lighting so im rlly just following their influence#fancasts#alayne stone
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very fond of these little interactions between the cast at the very end of the show as the finale starts






#not sure whether this is them semi in character celebrating as the townspeople#or just the cast congratulating one another on reaching the end of the show#either way i would love to know!!!#im choosing to believe it’s the second one bc they lay all the puppets down and bc i love when casts interact#theyre all so cute you can clearly see how much they all love and support one another#and in turn you can tell how much work and effort and dedication went into cinderellas castle#love them so bad#starkid#tilda rambling#image descs in clockwise order:#mariah and angela reaching out to one another#joey and bryce hugging and smiling at their castmates#kim and mariah doing finger guns at one another#bryce joey curt and lauren in a circle with their arms around one another#lauren and curt grabbing one another’s arms#james and jon shaking hands#theres a few others as well i couldn’t get pics of but pay attention to the background theyre all so cheery#cinderella’s castle#cinderella’s castle spoilers#cinderellas castle spoilers
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genuinely, it's so funny to me when jon.elias shippers hate j.mart for the specifically stated reason that "martin isnt good for jon". Yes, the guy with realistic flaws and traits that occasionally create conflicts with Jons own flaws and traits is bad for him, so jmart is toxic. Jon deserves someone who treats him right.
In fact, you know who's good for Jon? The person who effectively used him as a puppet, made a plan centered on scarring him for life 13 times and executed it without remorse, then used his body to end the world, an experience so horrifying that Jon would rather literally kill everyone on earth than risk someone else feeling it too. Now that's a guy Jon deserves!
#not gonna maintag this#i feel like over text this sounds angrier than i mean it#because like. i dont care if you prefer jonelias over jonmartin#have fun with it i can see the appeal even if i don't personally enjoy it#but the specific reason that jonelias would be better -IN CANON- because Martin is bad for Jon.....#lol. lmao. rofl even.#it's such a specific reading of the text#its very... dramatic. jmarts conflicts arent dramatic. they're mundane. thats why they bother people#but marking someone and using them to end the world... that's Drama. Fantasy. doesnt really count as a real life horrible thing to do#spurred on by a recent post but it's an argument ive seen several times#i get that in a more nebulous sense the je argument is that Elias like... pushes Jon to reach his full potential. or understands him#on a deeper level or smthn#it's just. like i said. a funny argument to use against jmart in a canon context#joos yaps#ok gotta spoiler tag tho#tma s5#- i mean jmarts conflicts CAN be dramatic (finale...) but for the most part it's talking past each other#martin making an insensitive comment here and there#jon not knowing how much to communicate so communicating v little#martin purposely acting dumb so he doesn't have to face reality#mundane shit that gets under peoples skin way easier than 'literally ended the world'#but i think i can say... from jons perspective... ending the world is 🤏 a tad more egregious than not listening to him sometimes
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This is so uncanny oh my god

#comic so bad i had to come back after not posting for several months#this whole thing felt so weird#at least it proves that undoing the age up would be the worst thing ever#dc comics#damian wayne#jon kent#supersons#dc#when i said bring back kid jon i did NOT mean it this way
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God I'm thinking about Tim and losing my mind. He put so much effort into his job in the beginning. Because it was his one shot at finding out what happened to his brother, at actually understanding why someone would do that, at why it happened to him of all people. But also, more than that, he cared so much about his job. He checked in on his coworkers frequently. He threw the guy he didn't think deserved the promotion a birthday party. He checked in on them! He took care of them! He said "when we're all old and sick of each other", he expected to still talk to them when they old. He expected to have time to grow sick of them. He felt safe with them, he felt comfortable again. Elias hired people without strong connections to other people or people who would miss them. They mightve been his first friends in a very, very long time. He finally thought things would get better. That he'd have a life outside of his brother. And when his bonds with the archival staff crumbled, he had nothing left to fall back on. He had nothing left. All he had left was his anger. "This was always how it was going to go." He was always going to get attached to people that whatever the hell was out there wanted for themselves, to people who didn't care about him, to people who he was second priority to. He was never going to really matter. He's just the side character in a tragedy. He's the distraction. I need to eat my own hands.
#tma spoilers#the magnus archives#HE THINKS THEY DONT CARE DO YOU GET IT. BECAUSE WHY WOULD HE THINK THEY CARE AFTER JON.#DO YOU THINK “THANK YOU FOR THIS” WAS HIM REALIZING JON CARED. I THINK SO#“i dont forgive you. but i guess you did care. too bad you have a funny fucking way of showing it.”#GOD#timothy stoker
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pérez doesn't seem to know bart's supposed to be older than fourteen any more than deodato did but spurrier is in my good books for now for the fact alone that he's aware of how important max and bart are to each other.
The Flash (2023) #7
#dc#dc comics#bart allen#impulse#max mercury#max&bart#the flash#the flash (2023)#tuesday spoilers#at this point in time with my favs (steph bart jon) i just gotta take the good stuff and ignore the bad stuff lol#bc we're never gonna get (back to) where i wish we were so why waist the energy right#also sidenote inspector pilgrim is definitely wade right#like future wade#he called gold beetle kinda family#he went back to watch himself as a baby which obviously would align him with the current time#like. right?
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