#it's bad

[billiewena]

stop I just got the ai text generator to write a very explicit 5x03 fic

[dmmdconfessions]

[Image text: wish there was epic rap battles for yaoi like EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! AOBA. VS EIDENNNNN!??!?!!?? BEGIN.]

[midnight-moonlite-melancholy]

This piece is based off of a conversation I had with @l3viat8an :p so not all of these ideas are 100% mine and the green text is a direct quote from Ro ♡

My brain is mush so there may be some spelling/grammar errors :/

Banner by @/cafekitsune

Your temporary stay at the castle was supposed to be a mini vacation from the chaos of the House of Lamentation but in all honesty it was just an excuse for Diavolo to have you all to himself. Without the brother's interference he could simply take you whenever and wherever he pleased. And that included the kitchen while Barbatos was out buying ingredients for a new dessert. Going into the kitchen for a quick snack turned into Diavolo pounding you over the kitchen counter.

This wouldn't have been the first time in your short stay that the poor butler was minding his own business when he was graced with the image of you being folded up or bent over and fucked silly on some random piece of furniture in one of the many rooms of the castle.

The scene that followed was Diavolo offering an apology to Barbatos for letting this happen... again. Diavolo being shocked into silence by Barbatos' suggested method of compensation. You. After all it would only be fair for Barbatos to have his turn to play with you. The only rules set for Diavolo is that he had to watch. He wasn't allowed to interact with the scene unfolding before him.

That's how you found yourself writhing under the touch of Barbatos' skilled fingers. The smug yet calm look on his face almost sinister as he listens to you beg for him to let you cum already. Not even half an hour ago those pretty pleas were for him to just fuck you already but now they were nothing more than broken whines to let you cum. They almost sounded like desperate little prayers to Barbatos' ears as he subjected you to his favorite method of sexual torture.

“See, now you both know how I’ve felt. Not knowing what I’d be walking in on and then only being allowed to watch. A shame isn’t it?”

Bringing you to the edge only to pull away again, Barbatos chuckles when he hears Diavolo letting out an almost frustrated groan. He wants nothing more then to see your face when you cum but Barbatos continues to take that pleasure away from him. There is nothing stopping Diavolo himself from cumming, yet the hand stroking his cock seems to follow Barbatos' pattern of teasing, bringing his movements to a hault whenever Barbatos pulls away and starting up again respectively.

Although Barbatos would love too see you turn into an overstimulated mess under the ruthless pounding of his cock, he much preferred to see you pleading just the way you are now. While one of his hands moves to push his fingers back inside you, the other travels up your body to toy with your already abused nipples. Barbatos looks up from your trembling form to stare at Diavolo, getting you closer then he had before, even rubbing his thumb in quick circles over your clit only to pull away again and click his tongue.

Taglist: @anxious-chick

[parachutingkitten]

No, but you don't understand-

Lloyd's whole life has been defined by the green ninja title, the prophesy, his family ties, all his most notable villains are tied to the green ninja legacy, it's this pressure that has constantly been put on him mixed with this weirdly personalized praise, and it's messed him up SO bad. It's this lense which every single interaction of his is put through. It's such a central point in his identity with so much baggage, manipulation, expectation and reward attached to it...

And that's why Akita is so good for him. Cuz all of that literally means nothing to her.

[lazylittledragon]

i've just had genuinely the most fucking horrible art idea of my entire life who wants to hear it

[tsintotwo]

Meant to post this ages ago but forgot- if you're writing a Sandman/Dream romance fanfic and think you're making Dream too mellow, too lovey-dovey, too sweet, I hope you know that this is literally canon

(Fiddler's Green talking about Dream and his gf):

[jacksonleavesthe0nly138472]

Stanley mind be like

[habbadax]

After reading about it, I’ve decide the Twitch Intel Foam Pit has dethroned the dashcon ballpit.

The dashcon ballpit was just kinda awkward. But still a fun little nerd idea.

The Twitch Intel Foam Pit is seriously injuring people. A back broken in two places. And a host of damaged ankles, knees, wrists, and shoulders.

The Twitch Intel Foam Pit was borne entirely of marketers chasing twitter trends, and was guaranteed to hurt someone the second they decided loose foam cuboids were a viable replacement for all other forms of padding.

For reference, those cuboid pits you see in the big gymnasiums are actually built to code. And that code says you have sixty inches minimum between the floor and the top of the trampoline frame before you add a single cuboid. Because the cuboids aren’t actually padding. They’re just fun.

Intel just got some interns to dump a buncha cuboids in an enclosure and called it good.

I'd call it a clown show, but clowns actually have extremely rigorous safety standards and are highly trained professionals.

[simplybishova]

i'm-

[valeriehalla]

the thousand injuries of musk i had borne as best i could; but i really really need to start posting here more instead

[porunareff]

the part 6 spin off is a whole mess I’m in disbelief over it

[spikedfearn]

my cumflation kink got me acting up in the discord server 😭

[leeminholinoing]

x

[poetryvampire]

Me: I just have such a thing for tragic men with the weight of the world on their shoulders and a lot of emotional baggage. Oh also big hands. 😊

Rings of Power: You're not gonna believe this.

[beautydeathandwaffles]

Yes, Ben Barnes is attractive, but if you watched that season of SAB and saw the Darkling be manipulative and creepy on screen and still ship Darklina, you're wrong ✌️