#it's been a while okay

[marzipanandminutiae]

Marzi I love you but Samantha the American Girl character was from 1904

I could have SWORN- okay, please hold

...well, that's embarrassing. I will edit

[baejax-the-great]

what a relief to find I am still capable of finishing multichapters

[ridiasfangirlings]

Due to being immortal and isolating himself for a long, long time, Shiro hasn't really bothered to celebrate his birthday. Kuroh, Neko, and Hieda decided that they should do so this time. Shiro's other students wanted in on it too cause they care about their teacher very much.

Aw, this would be sweet. I could definitely see Shiro not bothering to celebrate his birthday, like he spent so many years alone in his airship that he just stopped counting birthdays or even thinking about them all together. One day one of his students asks how old he is anyway and Shiro makes a joke about never asking adults their age. Later when he’s back at the apartment Shiro mentions this exchange to Kuroh and Neko and admits that he’s not actually sure how old he is, trying to math it out like wait my birthday is June 1st on…and he can’t even entirely remember the year. Kuroh wonders how Shiro could forget that and Shiro just shrugs, he never celebrated birthdays after becoming a King so it’s easy to forget. 

Later after Shiro’s gone to class Kuroh finds Neko digging around in the closets, looking for supplies left over from the school festival. Kuroh asks what she’s doing and Neko says she needs things for a party because isn’t it almost June 1st. Kuroh is confused for a moment and then he remembers that conversation with Shiro and asks if Neko wants to give Shiro a party, Neko nods and says it’s fun to celebrate birthdays and so they should celebrate with Shiro. Kuroh considers this and says that’s an excellent idea, imagine him immediately going into party planner mode like he’s got a notebook and he’s writing down that we need streamers and ingredients for a cake and presents while Neko stews because planning is boring, let’s just throw glitter everywhere and have a fun party. Kuroh is trying to impress upon her the importance of proper planning when Hieda stops by and asks what’s going on.

Kuroh explains that they want to throw Shiro a party and of course this quickly gets out to the rest of the students, imagine Kukuri joining Kuroh on the unofficial party planning committee and now they’re suddenly having secret meetings in a lecture hall with a bunch of the other students plotting out a giant surprise party. Shiro is vaguely aware that something is definitely up, because Kuroh and Neko probably can’t keep secrets to save their lives (Kuroh is too honest and Neko has a tendency to just blurt things out when she’s excited) but he figures he’ll find out soon enough. I imagine Shiro keeps assuming that maybe some of the students roped the two of them into something or it’s going to be some sort of prank, the idea that they’re planning to throw him a birthday party never crosses his mind.

Finally it’s Shiro’s birthday and he heads to his first class, when he steps into the classroom suddenly there’s confetti thrown in his face and Neko yelling happy birthday. Kuroh scolds her that this was supposed to be a surprise, we were all supposed to jump out at the same time and Neko says Kuroh was too slow. She clings to Shiro as she’s like come on look at the decorations and we made a cake and there are crackers, very excited to show him his birthday party. Shiro is just totally caught off guard as all his students come over to wish him a happy birthday, sitting down in front of his cake as Kuroh properly ties a party hat onto his head. Kuroh admits that they didn’t know how many candles to put on so he just put one, to symbolize Shiro’s new life. Neko asks if Shiro liked the party and was he surprised, Shiro laughs finally and says he was definitely surprised. He looks around at everyone, his students and his clansmen, all the people who care about him and Shiro isn’t even sure if he wants to blow out the candle since it seems his wishes have already come true.

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[goldetrash]

Fanart for @nebrasska-alasska's fanfic Shadow of the Deep

I can't wait for Sonic to die inside when he finds out jajaja

[equalperson]

I'm tired of people treating narcissism as "abusive hellspawn disorder" so every overconfident/cocky-but-good character is a narcissist now. sonic is a narcissist. rainbow dash is a narcissist. papyrus is a narcissist. fuck it miku is a narcissist too. they're all narcs.

[wickcipher]

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 9

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...do you ever feel like you're the only one in the room who doesn't know what's going on?

[milkamel]

I don't think this guy is good at handling any kind of affection let's be real 🙏

[bacchuschucklefuck]

typical tavern scene

[egophiliac]

So.... what are your thoughts on Ace's UM, if you haven't been asked this already?

sneaky magic for the sneakiest boy

no but really, I think it fits him really well! I had thought his UM would probably involve something kinda sleight-of-handy or pickpockety! and I looooved that it made such a nice loop-around back to episode 1. ❤️ I was. kind of half-expecting him to just run out and punch Riddle in the nose again. but instead this time 'twas he who offed the queen's head! it was great! and he did it while stone-cold terrified out of his mind! because Ace is the only remotely normal or well-adjusted person at NRC and therefore the only one who is like "we're going to literally die, this is super effed up". but he did it anyway!!!! I AM SO PROUD

[potato-lord-but-not]

ep 50 save me

[flowerygarrland]

Tryina figure them out

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[the-heron]

Girls will say "this is my beautiful wife" and their beautiful wife is just a weird looking man

[anxietyriddledsquid]

[hootyhoowoo]

Sketch dump! 👇