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confines · 11 months ago

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my littlest cousin is very sick with some sort of upper respiratory for like the 20th time in his very short little life. 😢 it's so hard not to mentally backseat parent in a situation like this. at least his mom is always quick with the doctor's visits, that makes me feel better at least.

#it's hard not to judge #not that i ever say anything because what use would it do #but she's a nurse who doesn't mask at work #and he's been in daycare since he was like 3 months old #he had rsv before his eyes had the light of awareness in them #she is doing a good job with him in many ways! he's vaccinated and he gets all sorts of boosters and she's got tricks & tips for everything #like his eyes used to cross a lot when he was a newborn and she would hold her hand over his eyes for like 10 seconds to unstick em #and she was putting breastmilk in his baths to help his skin #and using barrier cream to prevent diaper rash like i honestly don't know that he has ever in his life had diaper rash #idk what to think. i don't have a baby specifically because of situations like this.#he needs to stop being around tons of other children during a pandemic #he also needs socialisation and his parents need to earn money to keep him alive #like. the fuck are you supposed to do.#i guess everyone's just gonna be sick all the time now. especially babies with no immune systems. and that's that.#adam yaps

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isjasz · 2 months ago

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What score would u get?

#grian #geminitay #theyre judging u very hard #hermitcraft charity stream #hermitblr #hermitcraft #permit master #my art #i lasso filled all over the place for this piece it was so fun :DDD

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brucedefender4eva · 4 months ago

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To a new Justice League recruit

Batman: That’s so interesting

Batman: Also stupid as hell

Batman: But so so damn interesting

Batman: …

Batman: Have you been tested for autism?

Batman: I’m only asking because I also have autism and you remind me of myself in uncomfortable ways

Batman: …

Batman: Let’s get you tested

#dc universe #dcu #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dc #justice league #dc comics #I’m half asleep right now #don’t judge me too hard lol #I thought this would be funny #autistic bruce wayne

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giantkillerjack · 7 months ago

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I think Gastronauts on Dropout is the cooking show that has made me truly appreciate the skill of professional chefs more than any other cooking show.

Like I don't know if it's because the challenges are so crazy or the fact that the judges don't have any professional input whatsoever (they're all comedians), but the combination of how utterly stoked the judges are to be eating this food and how creative the chefs get to be really works to make you marvel at just how skilled a professional chef has to be.

Other cooking shows always have a level-voiced narrator listing out shit like,

"Rebecca is doing a praline-mint ganache with a Twiffly Street stir-up, combined with a gestelle Santa Maria sponge technique."

And it's fun to pretend like, 'Ah, yes. Of course! A classic of the genre! She'd be a fool not to!' as though I know anything about cooking or baking.

But on Gastronauts, it's a bunch of comedians who would really graciously appreciate some fancy food, watching chefs cook and going, like,

"What is that? What is he doing?? It's like- like a swishy thing! Like a fancy swishy thing!!"

"OH MY GOD YES, HE'S USING ONIONS."

"Ooo! Crunchies!??"

And then the chefs get to come out and formally present their food, which makes them look very smart. And these actors who generally can't afford Michelin star cuisine are just :DDDD!

And it's like, oh yeah. This is about my level, yes. This conveys how normal people who don't eat good food for a living would actually react. And it's super chill. It's good vibes, that show. 👌

#gastronauts #dropout #original #jordan myrick #none of these are quotes from anything. I don't know anything about cooking. it's why I relate to this show.#I like that it makes the chefs look legit as fuck #because it gives me an average person an idea of how delicious this food is. it's hard to tell when it's being experienced #always by professional celebrity chef judges or whatever. I'd be so excited about this food too! and i have ARFID!

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great-and-small · 2 years ago

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Bird identification is so fucked up in a really fun way you can’t understand until you get into it. For example, there is a type of goose called the cackling goose that looks exactly like a Canada goose except smaller and “cuter”. The cackling goose is way, way, more rare in most places than its relatively common cousin, so it’s on tons of birders life lists. Everyone wants to see a cackling (look in any bird ID group to see lots of hopeful people posting petite Canada geese). The two species regularly commingle, so sometimes a flock of those common parking lot birds will have the equivalent of a Pokémon shiny just hanging out in the middle of them.

How ridiculous and fun is that? I can never look at a big group of Canada geese without scrutinizing their ranks for an adorable little extremely rare cutie pie cackling goose. It reminds me a bit of mushroom harvesting minus the risk of death if you get it wrong

#idk if this is universally true but def relevant here in the eastern USA #birding #yes I know the cackling bill is shorter too but realistically that’s hard to judge sometimes #cackling goose #Canada goose #biology #Canadian goose

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bookwyrminspiration · 2 months ago

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growing up i always thought having the guards be seduced as a distraction was such an unrealistic lazy cop out, because no real person would ever care that much about a stranger being hot. turns out i'm just violently aroace but I still judge

#shitpost #aromantic #asexual #aroace #now my judging is less 'that's so stupid no one would ever think a stranger is so hot they'd stop doing their job!'#on account of i know better now #and it's become more 'of course you wanted some ass that bad -_-'#fool #i would be immune to these ministrations #it wouldn't even be hard #it'd be so easy to Not abandon my post to go flirt with this random hot person

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smoosie · 2 months ago

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Viktor: *silent treatment*

Jayce: *dies*

#They're judging his entire bloodline #arcane #viktor #jayce talis #jayvik #heimerdinger #league of legends #art #fanart #artist on tumblr #digital art #mine #arcane fanart #it's been a long time since I draw canon!Jayvik like this #never a dull moment with them!#the day I'll stop torturing Jayce has not come yet (affectionate)#I hesitated between Sky or Heimerdinger but Sky is too nice that girl was not judgmental enough #Jayce just wants to build cute core memories with Viktor aww he speaks with his heart!#Viktor is not drunk enough to endure this franting love and blatant lack of consideration #he's not allergic to happiness but he better remains silent and not speak his truth or Jayce might not recover haha #he was also very close to make Jayce dance alone by kicking him with his crutch repetitively in front of everyone that day oops #I wanted to post a couple of alternative versions too since season 1 Jayce is never running out of dumb suggestions I'm afraid!#but I've accidentally erased the main file for the page 1 uugh so all I've got left is the .png version and it'd be too hard to modify it..

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wormsical · 9 months ago

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uh yeah I sure hope it does

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stexnem · 3 months ago

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Max: actually teaches baby Oscar how to swim, holds him in the water and reassures that he won’t let go of him

Charles: threw him off his yacht into the sea with “He has my monegasque genes, he will survive”

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managone16 · 4 months ago

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Genius Barty part 2: Regulus: Oh fuck, I don't think I have any eggs left- James: But you bought 4 dozen last week?? Regulus, shrugging: They all got used up. James: How? Regulus: Pandora made a face-pack, Barty took some to bake his cheese soufflé, Evan was included in the both face-pack and soufflé making. Regulus: Oh and Dorcas took some to make omelettes. James: So, you all used 48 eggs in 7 days?? Regulus: *Shrugs* Barty: Technically that's 1.71 eggs per person per day, so it isn't that much- James: I-what?? Sirius: HOW THE FUCK DID HE CALCULATE THAT SO FUCKING FAST??-

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thefishywizard · 6 months ago

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You guys don't see visions of god when you're wasted?

#its avatar rules #irene is watching (and judging)#minecraft diaries #mcd #irene the matron #aphmau mcd #aphmau #meowki #comic #digital drawing #digital art #fanart #my artwork #im hyperfixating hard

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ellenchain · 7 months ago

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I've been confused about a lot lately

#jayvik #Jayce Talis #viktor tendercrisp #arcane Viktor #drawing young Jace was so so hard tbh #im so used to drawing used up middle aged men #that’s why Jayce got a beard in 10% opacity haha #pls don’t judge

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adobe-outdesign · 2 years ago

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this new Mr. Mime card from the 151 set is already pretty nice looking but then you realize

they are playing!! chess

#pokemon #pkmn #pokemon tcg #pokemon cards #mr. mime #outdesign posts things #don't judge the example too hard I made it in five minutes with a mouse #greatest hits

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just-a-joey · 23 days ago

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do you have a boundary on any ships you won’t draw?

Uhhhh- any with Mafioso (sorry double fedora fans) any with Shedletsky that isn’t with his wife, any Guest 1337 that isn’t with his wife, any with Builderman, any with 1x, any with John Doe that isn’t with HIS wife and I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this but I won’t draw any with Coolkid, Blu or Pretty Princess.

Mostly cause I don’t like mischaracterisation. It actually kinda irks me. Oh Shed x 1x is a big no for me too.

Mostly only ship the canon stuff, except for Noli7n7 (only past them though, and I’m still thinking about it) and ITrapped and Chance (which was kinda canon? The creator said it was up for interpretation)