#it's mostly just michael

[lyxchen]

Y'all, does anybody wanna see my old bmc fanart???

[the-magnus-protocol]

Tma + tmagp art masterpost

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Into the pit? More like into the daddy issues

[metamatronic]

(ignore that i fully missed the ask button on the first attempt in my eagerness and accidentally unfollowed and refollowed)

Love your WilliamWasFramed!AU! It's such a fun and unique take on all the characters!

I'm curious about a few things 👀 How did "Eggs" and Springtrap bumping into each other at Fazbear's Frights that first time go? What's Phone Dude's thoughts on Springtrap and also the nightguard he chats on the phone with who's toootally not the same person? And if someone were to, say, write a fanfic of your AU, what'd be your ao3 username so the work can be properly gifted over there-

First Impressions Are Tough

Will eventually managed to convince the night-guard to let him into the office, but it took some time to get through to him—something about ‘Eggs’ having a nasty run-in with a “friendly-sounding” animatronic in the past.

(Also, my AO3 is metamatronic as well! If anyone were to write me anything I would cry fr /pos)

[hemi-demi]

Happy Valentine's Day to all the spooky queers out there ❤️

My friend sent me this kiss challenge template, so I decided to spread out the love a bit and add some other ships into the mix.

Lineart only beneath the cut

[kyurochurro]

🌙💤🐵 monkees in a pile! (or, the reason why Mike gets such little sleep these days..)

[seapotty]

Watching prison break and I'm so far past the point where it was watchable but we gotta see Mikey pull another one off. We've gotta prison break out of this Cycle Mike.

[twyllodrus]

bright young things (2003) / good omens parallels

[hyperfixating-rn-brb]

"There is no Crowley without Aziraphale, and there is no Aziraphale without Crowley. Of all the things I've done, I thought less about who my character is here and more about how he relates to that character."

"But more than anything else I've done, this has been so dependent on what David is doing. When I look back I'll only ever be able to thin about what I did in it by thinking about what David did."

-Michael Sheen

[very-straight-blog]

"This is my comfort character" - and this is a tired man in his fifties with depression and suicidal thoughts.

[spinaroos-47]

Some fnaf adjacent stuff from the past few weeks

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory making sure Michael is a true FNAF fan

[metamatronic]

What is the best animatronic? Not even by like, mechanics or lore. Just which one can you look at me and be like “yep. Thats probably the best one.”

the metal spaghetti is my favorite. they’re a 4 for 1 deal!!! 💜💜💜

[shallowseeker]

I love when Sam is dumb, Dean is lazy, Cas is mean, or Jack is ruthless. It’s like getting your favorite skittle from a bag.