#its annoying as hell

[death-limes]

i wonder how much they paid jimmy fallon to shill royal kingdom

[wildeasteroid]

how odd it is to walk past a stranger and know how smooth your name rolls off her tongue

[killing-machine]

kinda miss when i didnt have a larger following so i could post art of myself without really having to be afraid of being deemed a fanartist, was just in my own corner.

[autism-crime]

i think i just made the most beautiful dream gurdian ever

i gotta re-maker her later as a Tav, maybe as a Druid/Cleric. ive wanted to try that multiclass for a while.

[the-strange-creature]

Well I've heard people say I'm mature for my age

I was bored so I took a mental age test, twice

Taking an avg., I’m 11

Accurate 

[ilovebuilderfan]

Whenever I see posts or reblogs that are like ‘FUCKING SHOOT AND KYS IF YOU DONT REBLOG THIS!’ I immediately feel so uncomfortable rebooting it because like..? Ew. You’re telling someone to end their whole fucking life leaving loved ones, friends, etc. all because they didn’t reblog your fucking post? You understand people online have feelings right? Idk. Im becoming REALLY annoyed.

[shoomlah]

I have a feeling that beneath the little halo on your noble head There lies a thought or two the devil might be interested to know You're like the finish of a novel that I'll finally have to take to bed You fascinate me so

You Fascinate Me So, Blossom Dearie

[branloaf]

you know what, forget all the other reasons. can we get more diversity in media so i don't have to confuse myself trying to distinguish between five different white men that all look the same every time i watch something new.

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇

[sforzesco]

2025's ides of march illustration!

I've been doing one a year since the 2022 presidential election*, so. you know! keeping up with the thematic tradition. sometimes politicians compare themselves to caesar crossing the rubicon and you just gotta. process that. do an annual re read of a bunch of different literature that use the ides as their stage. go through commentary on dante's divine comedy. watch a production of julius caesar. for unrelated reasons, ofc.

(*other countries besides america have elections)

it's also funny how people will debate whether or not the optimates/conspirators/whatever were ungrateful assholes in my inbox whenever I post one of these, like the ides of march hasn't been a well established narrative that people have been using to explore other stuff for centuries. take it to an academic conference! we have empire and autocracy and absolutely batshit press conferences to discuss!!

and as always, some reading material! for fun and whimsy. for more on brutus as an established allegorical figure:

The Brutus Revival: Parricide and Tyrannicide During The Renaissance, Mafredi Piccolomini

and on roman conspiracies narratives

Conspiracy Narratives in Roman History, V.E. Pagan

[crypticscarecrow]

My take on WPNZ's body structure!

TY @starteas for helping put ideas together for him!! For any questions regarding using the idea: Go for it!! Ping me tbh not just for a lil mention credit, but mostly cuz i wanna see everyones art if they do take up this style!! :D

[starry-bi-sky]

*hits blunt* Joker has a long-standing one-sided beef with Nightingale in the Blood Blossom au because Nightingale clocked his shit almost immediately and began "sharks are smooth"ing at him. But because Nightingale only comes out in case of emergencies, Joker has to come up with increasingly convoluted schemes to trap the Batman in order to lure him out.

This has the opposite desired effect because this is the equivalent of using increasingly difficult locks to keep the raccoons out of your trash. All you're doing is teaching the raccoons how to pick locks. This also pisses off the other Rogues because Joker keeps making trapping the Batman exponentially harder all because he's beefing with his teenage son.

[perpetuallyexhaustedlibrarian]

Sakura backstory? In MY Wind Breaker?!?!

This is why he's fine living in a dump... He was living in a shed before! This poor child was rejected by the people who were supposed to love him. They're treating him like an animal - not a even a pet, like livestock! He's literally on the outside looking in at "normal life."

No wonder he has trouble opening up to people. No wonder he reacts like a feral cat to any kindness! He didn't know there was any other way to be, except by gaining power/loyalty with strength.

[beeduoo]

i really like that one tiktok

[lesbiangiratina]

This frame is kind of gorgeous from all angles though.

[eternalera]

me: apple white is actually a really complex character and her moment with the evil queen was one of vulnerability because she can't be frustrated with how things turned out anywhere else and some part of her was still bitter that she had to give up something good for everyone else. the evil queen knew this and was playing on it. she was also playing on the pressure that snow put on her as well to 'get her happily ever after'. all of this resulted into her throwing the apple in the direction of the mirror in frustration (most likely to get her to shut up), which accidentally caused her to free the evil queen which she did not mean to do. once again afraid of making a mistake and this time having people KNOW about it she then covers for the evil queen as she's afraid of what people will think of her and not anything else because she's a flawed character. the evil queen the promises her happily ever after of course but apple doesnt really have a say in it as she's forced to do whatever the queen says in order to keep the facade that shes 'perfect' because (once again) her upbringing made her scared of making any sort of mistake so she tries to cover for herself instead.

people for some reason: YOURE JUSTIFYING HER FREEING THE EVIL QUEEN!?!?!?