#sapphic shitpost

[katyaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

a conversation with my teenage self would probably go something like this

[eris-rose]

I had this weird dream last night where my university added a yuri major. Like there was a whole building dedicated to studying yuri. And there was this sweet little old trans lady wearing a pink and purple dress who looked a lot like Miss Frizzle in charge of it, and I asked her what kind of careers I could pursue with a degree in yuri. And she just looked at me like that was the dumbest thing I could've possibly asked, and she said "Why, you can study to become a lesbian!"

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

Seriously tho Erika and Aabria dropping these romantic ass scenes for Ame and Suvi and expecting us not to ship it?

Just wrapping your pal up in your arms and pulling her close, with throaty whispers and declarations of trust and protection. Buddy buddy stuff.

[r3m-ster]

girls need to stop being so pretty all the time because i can’t handle it

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

omg what if we were academic rivals who called each other solely by our last names and also we were gay and maybe we kissed a little bit??? hahah just kidding. unless,,,

[sleepy-bunny-boo]

guys, I am talking to a cute girl and I think she likes me.

a cute girl likes me.

...punch me in the face, I think I'm dreaming because A CUTE GIRL LIKES ME

[wildeasteroid]

how odd it is to walk past a stranger and know how smooth your name rolls off her tongue

[spyderslut]

through an accidental polycule and the transitive property, im dating lesbians i have never seen nor spoken to

[dearqueerheart]

the absolute character growth when i go from searching up “sapphic pining” on spotify to “sapphic love”

[amenomenory]

bro imagine liking girlcock, couldn't be me, no sirree bob, definitely not one of those girlkissing types, no way, hahahaaa like could you imagine smoking the sapphic schlong? crazy

[katyaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

kissing girls is an olympic sport and by god am i coming in last fucking place

[deadxrock]

I think the best solution to get my life in order is to find a Witch and get turned into a crow/raven. Then undergo a whole Princess and the Frog type deal to get a woman to fall in love with me, then transform into a beautiful woman

[soupsie-daisy]

I always need more people asking me stupid things, to which I can give chaotic answers

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[alloyin180p]

i have a love-hate relationship with pathetic men. because on one hand, it's very entertaining to watch them and our relationship is not unlike a queen watching her jester suffer for her own enjoyment. on the other hand, I don't like men.