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#not now kitten#daddy's busy#anime memes#its funny bc its true#he was sentenced to death#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk memes#anime#text post meme series#jjk season 2#jjk s2#jjk premature death#jjk hidden inventory#stsg#sgst#satosugu#sugusato#geto suguru#suguru geto#gojo satoru#satoru gojo
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sorry I really do luv me a good pop punk meme🥲
#memes#meme#memedaddy#old memes#dumb shit#music#pop punk#emo#adtr#a day to remember#band#funny#funny image#funny meme haha#ha ha funny#its funny bc its true#haha#dank memes#meme account#spicy memes#meme queen
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Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co
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if you break my shit i will break your neck
#for legal reasons this is a joke#my mom broke my lego as a kid so thats probably why#but i will kill someone if they destroy my stuff#joke post#its funny bc its true#humor#tramua
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Whenever I feel dumb I just think about this friend that pretty much said "so this discord bot said we're a great match.. we should date" (not exactly what he said but y'know) knowing that I'm a lesbian
Basically what I'm saying is if you feel stupid just think about someone who did something dumb in your life, you'll feel smarter <3
#it works like a charm everytime!#no because discordians are crazy#like i literally established that i'm a lesbian#so how??#its funny bc its true#like what#but yeah#it works like a charm just think about the dumb people in your life#or the ones you've seen#trust me :3#lesbian#lesbian issues#(?) i think#moonys-chaos
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asoiaf reddit: i know this is the 37th post made about stannis today, but i was wondering how you guys see his right to the throne when compared to the targs (jon, viserys and aegon) when looking at-
asoiaf tumblr: how tight is jaime lannisters hole
#it would kill asoiaf reddit to talk about dany#theres at least 2 posts made a day about whos the “true heir” and the only mention of dany is when someone will be like“oh yeah the dragons#dw tho both websites are equally insufferable <3#i only like asoiaf tumblr slightly more bc at least its funny sometimes#if i see one more stannis the mannis jokes im gonna start blasting#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#jaime lannister#stannis baratheon#daenerys targaryen
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Vettonso complaining about each other not respecting schrondinger's track limits on the radio compilation + Seb's commentary that made me a bit feral


Must include these sexy ass pics okay, it makes me feral how hard they race each other.
Also SO upset that we got this vid and there's also pictures(and presumably a vid out there somewhere) of Fernando, back then, ALSO debriefing this race. And yet we never got them together?????? Evil. Fucked up.


Imagine seeing them complaining about each other but also having to (begrudgingly if you're Fernando) compliment each other IN FRONT of each other. Maybe its a good thing it doesn't exist, bcs then I'd have a heart attack.
#this is just a supercut of the f1 vid in the source so you should watch that as well :)#thank you boo to inadvertently pointing me towards this moment cause man it makes me insane#like the added context of knowing seb was just being bratty cause he KNEW fernando was heated on the radio is SO funny#fernando's radios....actually so feral#'give back the position IMMEDIATELY'#fernando i dont have the position but i will do my best to give it to you anyways#grrrrrrr theres smth about getting to see seb discuss such a vettonso hard racing moment#he clearly respects him 🥹#but even years on you can tell hes SO pleased abt how much he was irritating fernando#this is the kinda clip that makes me wish f1 had proximity chat#them both on the radio like 'does that idiot EVEN know what hes doing'#also the annoying confidence of seb on the radio saying its fernando's fault if he gets a punctuee#and not even mentioning the fact that he could get a puncture 😭#but again. to hear him complimenting Fernando really kills me#just about his spacial awareness and how seb feels like he can always race him to the limit bcs he TRUSTS him#like that is the true f1 romance to me. racing someone hard and complaining on the radio but +#admitting that you never rly felt in danger bcs you TRUST the other driver!!!!!!!#i love sassy angry radios. they both sound so........yeah. im unwell#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#we do a little bit of f1#2014 british gp#vettonso
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#spicy meme#meme queen#memedaddy#dumb shit#funny image#math#oof#its funny bc its true#dank memes#funny meme haha#old memes#haha#ha ha funny#lol memes#lol#humor#meme#memes#funny post
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THIS SCENE—






#DO YOU SEE THE DISDAIN ON HIS FACE—#THAT’S MY KING!!!! THAT’S MY GOAT!!!!!#the sheer aura i felt from ezran in this scene will power me through the next twenty years of life#GOD HE LOOKS SO ✨DISGUSTED✨ IN THAT SECOND FRAME THATS MY FUCKING SON#IN TRUE TDP FASHION RAYLLUM SPENDS THE SEASON BEING ALL CUTE AND LOVEY DOVEY WHILE EZRAN GOES THROUGH FUCKING 9/11#THE FUCKING RED WEDDING#my son is a VETERAN#god ezran ik you’re fundamentally a pacifist and i LOVE that for you but my boy. son. you deserve your hater era more than ANYONE#my boy needs more screen time more love more tlc and by GOD he needs to FIGHT WITH CALLUM#bc WHY is he dealing with XADIA’S BATTLE OF THE SOMME and KATOLIS 9/11 A L O N E#i mean i’m kinda kidding bc ofc ezran gave the go-ahead for rayllum to transport the pearl so callum’s like. not in the wrong here#i jUST THINK ITS FUNNY HOW—#anyway. i stan one (1) king of katolis#tdp#tdp s6#tdp season 6#tdp spoilers#spoilers#ezran tdp#tdp ezran#the dragon prince s6 spoilers#the dragon prince#the dragon prince s6#the dragon prince season 6
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Oh my god please don't be sorry this is literally so fucking funny I'm losing my shit

Ugh fine I drew the BillRose fusion all ya'll happy now? Can't believe ya'll got me on board for ths stupid crack ship smh
I promised myself that I wouldn't make them hot but then I did on accident whoops
#its funny bc its TRUE#the fandom doesnt hate bill they're fucking obsessed with him even tho he's Problematic#he can give Rose that Cool Kid Rizz ig XD
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I have been "and whatever you are" within the gay community of my life for so damn long wheres the flag for that
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[OLD ART ALERT] A COLLECTION OF SCENES FROM THE GILLIONS CATSCRATCH ARC THAT BROUGHT ME GREAT JOY. i love fishy chips especially when its just gillion being delirious and violent and hostile
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#jrwi riptide spoilers#JUST NOTICED A MILLION MISTAKES FUUUUUUUUCK BUT WWHATEVERRRRR IF I STARE AT THIS ANYMORE IM GONNA HHUURRRLLL#SO I REALLY LIKE FISH AND CHIPS RIGHT. IVE BEEN IN LOVE W THE SHIP EVER SINCE THAT NAT 20 KISS#BUT I THINK I SHIP IT WRONG. OR LIKE. I AM CORRECT BUT EVERYONE SHIPS THEM DIFFERENTLY#THE FISH N CHIPS I SEE EVERYWHERE ELSE IS SO FLOWERY AND SWEET AND ROMANTIC. AND THATS NICE! THAT STUFFS NEAT#but gillion and chip would NEVERRRR enter anything similar to a romantic relationship. chips too damaged and gillions too uninterested#I LIKE MY FISH N CHIPS ONE SIDED AS FUCK#bc 2 gillion chip is his best friend in the whole wide world but hes also kinduvagross little man that took him a MINUTE to really warm up2#but to CHIP gillion is this powerful and gorgeous and heroic paragon of destiny and his best friend in the whole world who will#bring about the eschaton. 'i didnt believe in destiny until i met you' until i met a champion radiating with a light thatll alter the world#OHH REMEMBER THE FIRST ICE ARENA?he was so mad.still probably shaking from the ordeal.NEVER had he felt true divine radiance CLEAVE through#his SOUL like that.do you remember that moment in the forest w the bugs. an alien from the ocean; lacerating the land w lightning#when the realization flickered in chip for a moment.that the thing standing before him was more powerful than he could ever fathom#remember when grizz mentioned that the nat20 kiss was the 'best kiss chip ever experienced'. that has nothing to do w this. where was i.#LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT. BUT HEY. I THINK at the beginning chip absolutely knew that gill was smth grand n powerful n scary#when gillion revealed what exactly the prophecy was;chip got defensive and mad.sure he was sleep deprived but OOH. HES SCARED!#he believes gillion too! he believes that his destiny is to eradicate either the sea or land and that scares him!#but then he gets past it bc ultimately he trusts his bestfriend gillion so so much. he fuckin loves this dude.#he would throw himself intothe path of fire for this dude. he would boat across the ocean for this dude.he would build arenas for this dude#even if this dude will end half the world.even if this dude wields the power and the obligation to eradicate him at any second.#even if this dude is going to throw himself into harms way for his own comrades.even if this dude is just going to sacrifice himself.#one way or another one shall die for the other.these self-sacrificial bastards click so well with eachother!!#chip believes his body is best used to pave roads and gill believes his body is destined to pave prosperity.WHATEVER!!#i really love their dynamic!! they care for eachother so much!in MY heart tho. the icing on the cake here is the fantasy that chip is#just a bit more In Love w gillion than he realizes. like this powerful fish guy is HOT and PRETTY and KIND and FUNNY and LOYAL and STRONG#but gillion would never rly feel that same sort of attraction towards chip. its just not rly his thing. aroace as fuck man.#thats how it is in MY little heart atleast. and i sit here and play w my touys in my brain n i explore my silly lil one sided fish y chips.
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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.
I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"
And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.
#tdp#the dragon prince#tdp rayla#tdp callum#text post#tdp season 5#rayllum#talk#funny#its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez)#HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM#not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you#he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him.#he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it'#as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny#absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now#also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS#WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE#hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs
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#a doodley#the funny thing being real human cheye uses the shower daydream to get his own ass in there#had to scribble this out before i (we?) showered bc i knew the feeling wldnt be there after...#i have a cow al smunker scribble i wanna get out afterwards#i was gonna make a version where talon also has some Option Text but#i dont think its the same. like he'd struggle to say thank you but its a fleeting accepted thing#unlike smunker who has to quickly analyze and toil between all options to stay true to himself while not making talon upset#or making a joke that would cause talon to shy away again#talon doesnt need option text you can see it all in what he doesnt say; which he relies on because he wont say it.#hmmmm i may remove the final smunker option text#its good for gimmick continuity and character but not for punchline#ok edited it out ^_^
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Childhood Antecedents of Multiple Personality - Richard P. Kluft

Q.10 Have you ever gotten angry at other people? I don't think I've gotten angry before. Isn't it kind of disgraceful to get angry?
#milgram#mikoto milgram#Mikoto#mikoto posting#im pretty sure i actually read a lot of this book awhile back but. well. the dissociation do be dissociating bc i dont remember 95% of it#BUT! i DO remember this one specific excerpt!!!! i remember thsi very well#and i remember when i first saw this interro answer i was immediately reminded of this excerpt#but i couldnt remember Where i had seen it so i thought maybe i was just going crazy or something and had made it up--#BUT I FINALLY FOUND IT#''however she had two alternates--'' TRIKOTO CONFIRMED!!??! 😱🤯 /j#tbh mikoto is kinda funny bc he seems fake as shit (and i mean. ig technically he is) and ppl clown on him for it#but in reality he just has DID and doesn't even know hes being fake 😭#its really funny bc its very relatable#mikoto: ive never really gotten angry i dont think :0#john beating up someone behind him with a bat in pure unfiltered rage: so true mikoto youre perfect sweetie
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How "leftists" react when they hear a 4 year old Jewish toddler and 9 month old Jewish baby were strangled to death by antisemitic terrorists.
#its funny bc the person who posted this replied to me talking about these kids#by saying YOU MEAN THE IDF I THINK THE IDF KILLED THEM#and then i got to their blog and this is the 2nd post on it#it really shows how true the ~it didnt happen and if it did they deserved it~ thought pattern is#like these people pretend they believe it was actually The Jews that killed them#but then 2 seconds later theyre just openly celebrating that the babies were killed and hoping the terrorists who killed them#kill people mourning them#because they only believe information when it allows them to further their hatred#and when they are proved wrong they dont care because their hateful beliefs were never caused by misinformation#its the other way around#they believe disinformation because it allows them to support their hateful beliefs#but the beliefs are there whether or not the information is#so when the misinformation gets taken from they dont care because theyre not all that embarrassed about the fact that#they just straight up celebrate when jewish kids are murdered#gingerswagfreckles#antisemitism#leftist antisemitism#jumblr#another for the blocklist#138 for the blocklist i guess
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It’s a sickness lol
#funny meme haha#ha ha funny#unhinged#meme#memes#meme queen#its funny bc its true#memedaddy#dumb shit#funny image#old memes#haha#lol memes#funny post
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