#its normal for maids
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lore-accurate maid ken


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ur favorite employee :3
#late for maid day...i actually didnt know until yesterday. and normally its wtv to me but i saw so much cute art... iwas inspired...#asmo wld be the worst cafe employee. shows up an hour after hte shift starts. 45 minutes offtask flirting with customers. 30 minutes preeni#ng in the mirror. leaves shift whenever he feels like it . but hed prob bring major customers in.... SM TIPS....he wld make a good host ...#i got tendonitis?last month in my wrist but i hope to draw more asmo once its normal :3#i think abt asmotoni every day...my favs foreve...#asmodeus obey me#asmo#mine
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#its tozers pillow..#i feel like hes being Very Normal about his crush on tozer#hes handling it so well#not at all possessed by lust at the thought of tozers hands#that man is huffing ever last molecule of Smell out of that pillow#maid Au#Irving#my art
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As much as *I* like erzajane I'm still aware that logically there's no way in hell it's happening in cannon and mashima probably was never implying anything romantic between them at all
But real talk here

What did she mean by this genuinely
#fantasizing about your friend in a maid dress#a normal thing to be thinking of in a purely platonic relationship#like most stuff i can chalk up to fanservice or rivalry or whatver but this???#idk man its not fanservicy enough by mashima standards for me to put it in that catagory#genuinely i got nothing#fairy tail#mirajane strauss#erza scarlet#erzajane
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Translation of the maid boys club relationship chart put into an overview! (I am not good with reading actual charts when they have too many lines. Sorry😔)
unofficial tl provided by meidokatsu. official website link: https://boysbemaid.jp/
TL note regarding Shumei's line to Yoka included on the graphic itself!
Putting the chart itself under a readmore for those curious about it though. Will link the official Twitter post too!

Source from Twitter.
#boys be maid#boysbemaid#takashina ranto#kisaki yoka#kiku shumei#himeutsugi rei#amaki rou#aimery cenoir#i genuinely couldn't replicate the actual chart it made me sick. i understand that this is how its normally done but there Has to be#an other way to it ok........ not like 4 lines crossing each other kind of hell.........
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putting my blorbos in skirts except each outfit is less plausible than the last
gonna post all these separately tomorrow with the proper tags and stuff so you guys can reblog just the characters you like, but in the meantime i wanted to post them all together <3
saiki | chuuya | yjh | wash
#biggie draws#believe it or not this was originally supposed to be outfits they would actually wear......#well. the saiki one still is obviously#(ignore the fact that its a real outfit i wear regularly. shhhhh im normal. im normal about him i promise)#chuuya is based on an outfit he wears in canon but the fishnets and platform boots are probably a little overboard#yjh i started with the long skirt + boots but i struggled to come up with a top that worked. and the sweetheart neckline captivated me.....#and once things started getting out of hand i had to put wash in the maid dress again. obviously#one must torment the blond man at every opportunity. you understand#saiki k#bsd#orv#rvb
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JAPANESE MAID DAY IS COMING SOON ON MAY 10TH AND IM A HUGE FAN. I can't wait to see the art and writing.. please send me maid writing requests I'm begging you. The smut writers (me) are in heaven.
#x reader#dom reader#sub character#maid day#maid boys..... life is good.#its okay im very normal about it#asters yaps
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how much are you tipping?? (he spills your drink everywhere and critiques your order)
#sorry the mental image of sparks in a maid dress has been plaguing me for weeks and i just had to draw him in one#he is kind of killing it though. worlds worst food service employee for real#ill be real i forgot maids like normally. clean stuff my mind immediately jumped to maid cafes so whoops#fun fact the caption initially said he spills your drink and calls you slurs but no one liked that idea so </3#also that random 15.99 in the corner. idk what thats a price for i just wanted numbers in that font#its a nice font#various meanderings#my art#dnd character#glancing sparks#do i seriously not have a tag for him damn??#original character#dnd oc#never now what to tag this not really dnd related ah well </3#dnd
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#my my my how the the tables have turned#wow....its like ur becoming like lilith was or something#being in hell was nothing#the real hell is being intensely infatuated with someone and having to pretend ur normal about them#how to survive as a maid in a horror game#ive been reading for a good chunk of the day#im obsessed with this type of shit#its like yandere stuff but even more so
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mashing my current main two fandoms in the only way i know how: thinking up a constructiprowl fic based on six skeletons and a maid /J /J /J ... unless 👀?
Im joking about that but i do like to draw comparisons about both concepts. they arent the Same but they Rhyme, yknow? Someone gets stuck with a buncha guys through weird circumstances and ends up with some sort of (sometimes unwanted) bond with them (soulmate/gestalt). Despite this, they all end up in a polycule.
do you see it. can anyonr hear me. is anyone out ther.e
#velwy.txt#im not. fucking tagging this.#ive been thinking about this for months.#**months.**#ITS THE SAME SETUP THOUGH.#PROWL LITERALLY GETS A REVERSE HAREM.#i was struck by that thought and it Will Not Leave.#this also probably means im going to draw prowl in a maid dress later but i digress#sorry to everyone who follows me im plagued with crackfic ideas 24/7 and sometimes one of them is actually good#my normal fic ideas?? sorry but those are locked away in my brain until they are expelled in a fit of madness where i write them#or until i die#whichever comes first
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yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)
hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that
#OH AND SOUTH PARK ANTI SHIPPERS. LIKE HELLO?#what do u expect in fandoms for shows like that. offensive content in the offensive show fandom. fork spotted in the kitchen cmon now#dangan//ronpa is also a very funny fandom choice for antis#theres like a whole subcategory thats specifically against shipping characters who canonically killed the other#like hello. you collect teenagers underwear as part of the relationship mechanics#the game is all about kids being forced to kill each other#SORRY ITS LIKE 1AM FOR ME. my brain in silly mode rn#hifumi haters are so funny (derogatory) bc hes literally tsumugi but nicer and dumber. but they like her and not him bc shes hot anime girl#SORRY I THOUGHT I WAS OUT OF MY DR PHASE. BUT THAT SERIES SHAPED ME AS A TEEN </3#once a makoto kinnie always a makoto kinnie smh#Hghhhh hifumi is so cute and underappreciated#i gotta find the spin off comic where makoto dresses as a maid to help hifumi sell his comics bc it was cute as hell#hifumi getting fandom stereotyped as a perv is so dumb. hes literally only into anime and also maybe makoto.#hes not a perv hes just a DWEEB get it right smh#everyone was always so mean 2 him and i was like. ok.#and then i actually read his stories and yeah hifumi haters lvl 0 reading comprehension#TOO MANY TAGS. im shutting up now.#sitting my tired ass down and trying to be normal#ramble tag
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I need to have words with the spotifiers that made the reading music/lofi reading/ background music to read to playlist and include song with faint voices calling out at random times
#im in the middle of a forest. im parked backed up to the edge of the gravel pit#id see any of the work crew approach#im trying to read an agatha chritie book where they killed the gay neurodivergent art auntie#now the 60 year old lawyers going around thinking about how sexy all the clients relatives are. men and women.#sir. its not quite normal to fixate on how hansome the shape of your dead friends son in laws lips look#ill never forgive the murderer for killing the maids master who was realy her lover RIGHT before she said she was going to take her to Italy
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i have a lot of thoughts abt classpects, the extended zodiac, and the regular zodiac
#its white noise#hs#normal zodiac stuff makes me feel Weird because it tells you ''you were born this time which means you are only considered xyz#with no nuance or thought abt being a faceted person'' like wtf#while it does take like. a therapy session to figure out your classpect#i prefer it because it's not entirely about who you are now. but also about what kind of journey you need to go on#it's not stagnant!#being a maid of heart means that while i am the way i am currently#i have it within me to change and become a better version of myself
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Its what she would have wanted



#totally in line with her#id believe you if you told ke this is ehat she normally has in her hands#its up to shit posting modders to give the fg players what they really want#buff men in maid outfits and rabid women with rats
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my fault for buying these kind of games but i hate when you have to fight the game in order to not date the characters
#im looking at you persona#and also this one game i just started playing#i knew what i was getting into bc no one is normal abt maids but what i really care abt is running the cafe#i like character driven games but id rather have the mc be a character too#which is why dmmd is so nice bc like its an otome game but they put a lot of effort into the lore and setting and you need to play every#route to get the whole picture i love that#my.txt#im gonna keep playing the weird maid game bc it might be good later on and like the artsyle#cringe will not keep me from running this maid cafe like the navy#also i think the mc should be a girl and itd be like 10x better#also i think the maids should be older thatd be great too#hope later on a lady joins my staff thatd be fun
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Most of the time, MC views their friends and lovers as normal civilians, just people trying to get by. But, of course, there are times where they can't help but remember that they're the elites of the elites.
Lucifer's red eyes are glowing through the shadow casted by the dark alley where a low-level demon thought it would be nice to stand in his path, "Huh?" He mumbled to himself then scoffed "Huh." they sounded the same to you, but the way he looked down at the demon, it surely is different treatment from how he is to you.
It's insane how much Mammon treats other people. Sure, you've come with him to play in the casino before, but this is your first time entering a... Private room. And surely, this is your first time seeing someone, Mammon, go crazy while playing Russian roulette. His beautiful laugh boomed inside the room as his opponent is about to pull the trigger, the suicide shot. "Haaah, shit! This is the type of shit I live for!" He laughed as he nuzzled on your neck while waiting for his opponents brain to scatter on the wall.
You thought Leviathan is just an extreme case of introvertness, but obviously—it's not just that. "Yeah, yeah..." He mumbled, bored, as countless nobles came to greet the head of the navy. But there was this one interesting occurance, a noble that held his hand. Sure his composure was commendable but as soon as the noble turned its back, his hand covered his mouth and you saw a glimpse of him stick his tongue out as if vomiting. Your eyes widened. Soon, maids started hurrying to his side, changing his gloves and spraying his hands with alcohol. "Opportunistic pigs... I hate greed demons." You heard him whisper, obviously not intending for you to hear.
Satan was the type to stay calm and often as a gentleman, maybe to you only. During one meeting between some nobles though, he looked particularly mad. "You sure have a lot to say." He suddenly gave off a threatening smile as he fix his position on the seat, then all of a sudden—splat. That disgusting sound rang on your ears as the head of the noble was blown away and then you saw a familiar tail coming from under the table that pierced the nobles head strong enough for it to blow away.
#obey me#obey me headcanons#obey me nightbringer#obey me shall we date#obey me scenarios#obey me fluff#obey me x reader#obey me lucifer#obey me leviathan#obey me mammon#obey me satan
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