#its stupid

[elliesflower]

you just my sneaky link [ellie williams]

pairing; ellie x fem!reader

summary; your boyfriend's a piece of shit. ellie can fuck treat you better.

cw; cheating, choking, strap-on usage (r! receiving), top!ellie, bottom!reader, daddy kink 🧍🏾‍♀️

an; hi. i'm gonna run away screaming after posting this so if you don't hear from me for a while, that's why.

tags; @scandalcus @prrimordiais @trilogyss @addisonnie @roarriita @sparkleswonderland

18+ only, mdni!!!!

it wasn’t supposed to feel this good. 

you should feel guilty. 

you should feel ashamed of yourself. 

god would cry at the sound alone, the desperate whines of “oh, shit ellie,” and the heavy breaths that followed. 

“fuck, yeah that’s it,” she groaned, keeping your foreheads pressed together so that you were forced to look down at where the pink silicone disappeared into your cunt. “takin’ it all so fucking good, so fucking good,” as she guided you back up, admiring the way your pussy clenched around it, tight and needy. you gasped as she continued her filthy rhythm, fucking up into you as you grasped at her shoulders. 

“ellie, i- fuck, fuck, oh m’god,” you were babbling, practically incoherent as she fucked you. “so good, s’good, please, fuck,” it was filthy, the way the sound of skin slapping against skin was obscene in the otherwise quiet room, the way ellie’s mouth hung open as she watched how eagerly you were bouncing in her lap. 

as she thought about the way your boyfriend had no fucking clue where you were.

“yeah, that’s it,” she breathed, pulling you down and holding you in her lap, the sudden fullness making you gasp and bury your head into her shoulder. “i know you’ve been needing this, baby, fuck yeah-” she stuttered when you ground your hips forward slightly, the friction against her own clit going straight to her head. 

“such a dirty girl, letting me fuck you like this,” she was getting cocky now, gritting her teeth and keeping you pressed firmly in her lap, relishing in the pretty moans and sobs that were coming out of your mouth. “can he make you feel this good? hm?” 

“no!” you gasped, biting down on her shoulder in surprise when she ground your hips even tighter against her, your stomach twisting as she kept you split open on her cock. “no, he can’t, he can’t!” you were so close, so so close, and so fucking full, “m’god daddy please–”

it rolled off your tongue, so easily, so naturally, ellie went absolutely insane, gritting out a profanity before lifting you up and off her, the emptiness making you whine. she practically threw you onto the bed, grabbing the backs of your knees to press your legs apart, the look in her eyes almost enough to push you over the edge. she wasted no time before she was pressing back into your hole, “so fucking messy,” a pearly white was forming at the base of her cock as you threw your head back in pleasure, the wanton curve of your spine causing her to thrust even deeper, somehow–

“this pussy is fucking mine,” she was animalistic, fucking into you so hard that your body jostled the bed, your moans echoing off the walls as she pressed one of your knees into your chest, leaning forward so that she could wrap her free hand around your neck. your mouth fell open in a silent moan as she tightened her grip, grunting like her dick was fucking attached to her or something, “tell daddy who owns you– huh?”

it was cruel, how she knew you couldn’t answer when you eyes were rolling back, body trembling with the fullness in your tummy as ellie fucked you, as she gave you everything you’ve ever needed and more, as she made you feel better than your boyfriend ever has, “come on, cum for daddy, baby– that’s it, fuck–”

her hips stuttered slightly, her grip around your throat loosening just so that a strangled moan, a barely intelligible iteration of “yes, yes, m’gonna cum daddy– oh! please,” could escape—the world around you fading away as you reached your climax, pussy tightening, your juices making a mess of the sheets and the front of ellie’s thighs. “holy fucking shit,” she was rasping as she watched your face twist up in ecstasy, her own clit throbbing at the sight, so fucking proud she could bring a pleasure like no one else. 

she removed her hand from your throat at just the right moment—thrusting into your used hole, deep and slow, working you through your high, letting you draw in a breath that was so heavenly, there was no way cheating on your boyfriend could be considered sinful…right?

[callixspod]

Heavy rock BEHEHHEEJEJEJ

[archie-sunshine]

In regards of swindle n bee

Yeah... Yeah. i see it

[burritowitch]

Okay so can we talk about how hilarious it is when Lex Luthor is a good dad to Kon? Like man made a clone son of his ex and said ex turns out to be a shitty dad to the clone son while lex luthor, known supervillain, is just a good dad.

Like: kon is feeling unwanted at clarks place so he just. Heads over to lex's and gets fathered while hes there. Kon gets bounced around like a child of divorce for a while before he ends up spending his time between the kent farm (ma and pa are literally the most important ever) and lex's rich guy penthouse.

Whenever lex and clark get into arguments about kon, lex is the one to actually think about whats best for kon long term. Lex doing lame dad shit with kon, trying to take him fishing and birdwatching and shit.

Just. The comedic potential.

[thetopichot]

There should be poly relationship between 3 people. The ones who drink tea, the ones who drink coffee, & the ones that drink hot cocoa.

Basically a grumpy, a sunshine, & a British person.

[mrtweezerss]

Guys stop arguing. Look at mascdraki and femdraki being friends

[mio-nika]

Not a jokey post. Ok half of a jokey post.

How fast would I start getting death threats if I start tagging my art blackbright as god intended?

[therosebanshee]

Lucifer Chibis

[tragicotps]

Marisa Coulter + destroying Asriel with one sentence

[winchester-burger]

basically a big vibe check

[calamarieater]

if you only focus on relationships/ships in general when getting into a new media youre weird. it's so odd to get into ANY media (especially medias like Homestuck with well written characters etc) and the first thing you think of is "oh these guys would be SO cute together"

like?? it's just odd

and viewing every possible interaction between any of the characters as something that is implied romance is SO weird aswell

like? ?? wdym??

specifically talking about the new hs^2 update

people have been saying? rose and dirks chat is ? incest?

it's not at all? they were just bonding?? if you view that as incest im going to assume you dont have very good relationships with your family

because there was no implied romantic intentions nor was there any sign of ANY kind of romance

you guys!!! need to read!! also just stop assuming everything is romantic/implied romance when its not.

[saturno-astronaut]

I was imagining Oliver teaching Felix boxing. I imagined that Félix discovered that Oliver goes to boxing classes and since he found it interesting he started going too (also using Oliver as a personal trainer)

Ollie: Well, boxing helps me reduce stress, just think about all your frustrations and hit.

Felix: Okay! It doesn't sound difficult.- He takes a deep breath and thinks a little, then starts hitting the bag with all his strength.-

Ollie: you're naturally good!

Felix: -He keeps hitting without paying attention.-

Ollie: Felix...?

Felix: -knock down the bag-

Ollie: hey- calm down you going to-

-sound of torn fabric-

Ollie: ...

Felix: ...

Ollie: -not hot at all for that- well, that was wild

Felix: sorry I got excited, i-ill buy another one

Ollie: For what are you even angry for...?

Felix: I don't know- I guess I just like violence

[gardengnosticator]

whats your feelings on the homestuck/dtwof drama?

i am a grown adult who uses critical thinking skills in the handling of media. i can acknowledge and make reference to flawed and offensive elements in works i read and engage with and as long as i acknowledge their presence, and how they can affect the reader and narrative as a whole i don't think i'm being fandom brained or whatever.

i've always been in the camp that if you are to criticise homestuck, looking at the racist tropes and aspects hussie inserted is the best point, as it is very distressing and hard to ignore. and i don't think that people not ignoring when it comes to discussing homestuck it is somehow worse or more weird or embarassing?

hussie and bechdal seem like shitheads, hussie for being a somethingawful poisoned forum troll and bechdal for being a michfest loving transmisogyny wielder who has never been held accountable. but ultimately, all this stems from is, as has been said by @plaidos is an internet slapfight over a tumblr poll.

[moonystoast1971]

whats a small inconsiquensal canon thing u ignore just for the fuck of ignoring it?

me personally its the fact that in canon students cant leave their dorms bfr 8am but i simply cannot allow that- james potter and oliver wood WOULD NOT ALLOW THAT theyre all going for 6am runs in their respective eras

[sketchy-tour]

It's so funny that my brain wanted to think of scenarios of Beta Wally and Dandy but instead of designing and writing a Beta Dandy, I made up a whole au in my head to come up with a complicated ass reason as to how they would be able to meet and interact.

It's just a stupid little not at all canon thing I daydream and doodle about. But anyways that is to say if I do post doodles of them interacting, it's very much just that silly stupid au and the brain worms from it.

[kesleyjo]

Also I find it hot that Ace is so certain of Nancy's handwriting. It's very "I know you like I know my own name." Swoon.