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When you're masturbating but have adhd and get distracted and then have to start all over.
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My autistic ass appreciates being told something isn't serious. Like I can't tell if your carpal tunnel post earlier was a joke or an actual question. But you should use this place however you want I'll survive ❤️
oh as an indicator that makes sense i just think it's funny to tag every topic in the post like lil nas x or whatever like if i tagged my post carpal tunnel or jacking off. i understand that's kinda how this app works and how people find their following tho
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I am doing some house of leaves shit to this powerpoint
#save me ray jackingoff#if you can hear me ray jackingoff please save me#anyway I'm writing this seminar paper on prototypicality and gradability when it comes to color#linguistics
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marg qualley stannings no longer in effect due to me just finding out that she's sleeping with the enemy
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hanging yourself probably feels sooo good for a second. Not in that one way. like a chiropractor. But also yea that way a little bit. #JACKINGOFF
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be right back comrades #jackingoff #beatingmymeat #bustinganut #jorkinthatthang #schlorkinitsillystyle #fiddlingwithmyknicknack #sproingenthatdoingle
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does little jacket is gay?
does little jacket is gay?
DOES LIL JACKET IS GAY...
I WROTE A WHOLE SONG ABIUT THIS 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
IS LIL JACKET GAY
NO!!!
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Daily #jackingoff post, LIKE if you also jack off sometimes
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YES SJOW ME AGAIN #JACKINGOFF #TOUCHINGMYSELF
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trying to learn tone indicators how am I doing:
/hj -> handjob
/lh -> light handjob
/srs -> serious handjob
/j -> jackingoff
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sincere and heavy apologies to noted linguist dr. ray jackendoff whom, during a brief spell of fatigue under the veil of a brewing migraine, I accidentally referred to as jackingoff in front of my professor during my fuzzy grammar class.
ray jackingoff. can you fucking imagine
#thankfully said professor unlikely to tell him herself#I'm sure he's heard it all before#linguistics#shitpost nach sacher art
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warning graphic jackingoff talk in the tags. tumbler dot com is a public diary.
#so im jerkin it yeah? n im gettig really into it so i reach for my vinrator to finish the job and its straightup gone#n so i look around my bed n in the crack btween the bed n the wall and even under the bed on the floor#i swear to god that thing went to narnia or something#i look for this fucking thing for like 10 minutes then finally give up and go to the bathroom to get water and have a piss#n then i grt back n spend another 10 entire minutes looking for it n i fonally find it under a sock i already looked under#my vibe went to narnia or somefuckingthing at the worst possible time im fucking pissed#i would think i was making this up tomorrow morning if i didn't write it down
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Handsome Jackingoff are we mutuals... Do you love me,, ? /j
we are mutuals and i love you dearly no homo. you dont take up a large percentage of my dash but every time i see you on it i light up a little because i dont have many borderlands mutuals. ur very treasured 😋🫶
#youre like a little oasis in a desert of everything else#the stuff you reblog is always a breath of fresh air compared to my usual dash 🫂
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My arm pocks were revealed to possibly be caused by the metal rails.
This house is not very clean by today's standards.
The fact that they are on my forarm make me question this, but the itch of the coma is still a separate problem.
Juicing is all I need to recover, but I cannot(DOG-e) do it without going imp=jackingoff->juicing->gaming daily.
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