#james/regulus/lily

[bloodruns-thickerthanwater]

hear me out: jegulily as the challengers trio for a marauders era halloween party

credits to @/marlon.noah on tiktok for their accurate costume recreation LMAO

I adore both jegulus and jily with my soul so i present to you the ultimate bisexual compromise:

Challengers | 2024 | dir. Luca Guadagnino

some marauders halloween party headcannons to go with:

- Lily cant play tennis for shit

- Regulus somehow was a tennis superstar

- Lily forces Regulus to play on her team against James who can hold his own against a regular person, however Regulus is far from that

- Naturally, the tennis court is next to the pool and by the end of the night there are neon yellow balls littering the surface of the pool

- "You're meant to hit the balls over the net not into the pool" Regulus says to Lily

- Mary's digital camera was treasured and was responsible for 90% of the pictures taken that night

- safe to say she was BOMBARDED with messages demanding the pictures (if youre the digital camera friend in your group you understand me here)

(thats all i have for the time being but if you want more marauder muggle halloween party headcanons LET ME KNOW)

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[nina-s0]

"Don't read the same book twice, and expect a different ending."

Fuck off that's what fanfiction is for tf.

[we-were-starss]

james: i’m seeing someone

lily: is it serious?

james: no, it’s his brother

[infectiouspiss]

marauders/harry potter fans who "don't agree with jk rowling" are like if people loved the leopard mascot for the leopards eating peoples faces party so they wore all the merch and drew art of the mascot and talked about the leopard mascot all the time but don't worry! they don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party! they're just completely indistinguishable from people who do because they both love the leopard mascot and make loving the leopard mascot 99% of their personality, "why do people feel unsafe around me when i very clearly don't support the leopards eating peoples faces party?" says the person in the leopards eating peoples faces party merch (don't worry they bought it second hand so the leopards eating peoples faces party don't get any money from them)

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[themoonandtosaturn]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[noblehouseofgay]

Marlene, using a spoon as a mic: do you think men deserve rights?

Little baby Harry, leaning forward:

Harry: bing bong

Marlene: YOU HEARD HIM! BING BONG

James: *wheezing*

Regulus: *sighing*

Lily: he got that from my side for sure

[deswhomst]

Sirius, at the Jegulus wedding reception: Hey everyone, wanna play a game?

Dorcas: Sure. What game?

Sirius: It's called "James or Kreacher". I tell you things Reg has said, and you have to guess who he said it to.

Lily: This doesn't sound hard at all

Sirius: You sure? Quote one: "I would die for you."

All the wedding guests:

Barty, under his breath: Fuck

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

James: guys, am I straight?

Regulus: I hope not

Lily: not since Reg came along

Sirius: nope

Remus: no

Peter: definitely not

James:

James: I meant my parking

Everyone:

Regulus: still no

[staregrace]

a real jegulus fan never speaks ill of lily evans

[florence-not-italy]

james had an old camcorder. every time something happened he would whip it out and film a video for the future.

"hey kids, it's your dad, and the date is april 14th 1976. your uncle padfoot still hasn't confessed, but i think he will later today!"

slowly this became "hey kids, it's your dad. it's 3am because your uncles won't stop BEING LOUD. one day you'll understand; we can discuss the birds and the bees together."

"hi honey, it's your dad james here. i don't know if i'll ever get to meet you. i haven't been feeling myself lately. it's not fair how your uncle remus has it all figured out."

until one day it was "hey kids, i think i met your dad. say hi regulus!"

[outromoony]

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

[nicolillies]

jegulily is actually so powerful

[managone16]

Jegulus marriage reveal 2: Stranger: Excuse me, are you Regulus Black? James: No, he's Regulus Potter. Stranger: Oh. You may have dropped this- Remus: Wait what? What did you just say? Sirius, shocked: Regulus POTTER?! Regulus: James! James, suddenly realising: Oh fuck. FUCK FUCK SHIT- Lily, nudging Reg: Regulus Potter, huh? Regulus: JAMES! They weren't supposed to find out like this!! James: I know!! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to I- Sirius: FIND OUT?? FIND OUT WHAT?? Remus, slowly: ...No fucking way. Lily, also realising: Oh. oh my god. Sirius: You're joking. No. no no no. Barty, entering: What? What's wrong? Sirius: THEY'RE- NO. Pandora, also entering: What happened? James: They just found out we're married. Regulus: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER NOT IN FRONT OF THEM- James, wincing: Sorry, love. Sirius: YOU TWO GOT MARRIED?? AND DIDN"T TELL ME?? WHAT THE FUCK?? I'M YOUR BROTHER! Remus: I...WOW. Barty: WHEN? WHERE? I WAS GONNA BE YOUR BEST MAN, REG! Sirius: What?! NO, I AM- Pandora, beaming: I officiated their wedding! Everyone: *dead silent* Sirius: YOU LET HER- James, whispering: Should we make a run for it? Regulus, whispering back: Race you to the car. Sirius: DON'T FUCKING RUN FROM ME! COME BACK YOU-

[artachokie]

propaganda i'm not falling for:

straight remus lupin

the MCD tag on ao3

kittywater

lily evans hate

the marauders hated peter

dumb sirius black

halloween 1981

the new hbo tv show

james cheating on lily

straight marlene mckinnon