#jerweewee

[staffs-secret-blog]

Hi everyone it's ms staff scerwt blog it's me it's me me meee!!!! I love tumblr I loooooove itttt it's so fun I love posting I love jerweewee!!! She is so funny!!!!! She is hilarious She is the funniest!!!!!

[wandering-aloneo-o]

you're an optemirtitirtist?! what is rhat like?? i love going to the eye doctors its my fave thing ever i always wanna know what its like to actually know whats going on. sorry for being nosy but at the same time i am still gonna be nosy and ask 😋

also am i going to go blind and die if i keep putting eyeliner on the like top waterline or whatever its called.

yes i am indeed an optemirtitirtist :D

im sure depending on the practice, it looks a bit different for everyone (no pun intended), but for me, i do

the pretesting (usually 2-3 different machines before you actually go and see the eye doctor)

appointment shenanigans (booking, checking in, rescheduling, paperwork)

sales (which personally i do the least often)

scaning in + double checking paperwork to be saved digitally (which, much to my dismay, has been my primary duty for the past 3/4 of a year now 😭)

i also do things such as cleaning, closing and opening, and repairing glasses :D

since this is Normally a question i get a lot, ill also add some of the most interesting/noteworthy patients weve dealt with:

someone who had one eye where the pressure was over 50 (for context, the average normal level is in the 10s and 20s). we told them to go to the er asap and Luckily they listened and afaik, didnt have any permanent damage (these kinds of levels, sustained or not, can cause blindness)

this one person whos name is identical to that of a very well-known celebrity. all of us at the practice thought it was a fake booking the first time they scheduled

someone who layered on their daily contacts instead of taking them out and disposing of them. the doctor said there were over 30 in one eye. i have no idea how this was even done

this one person who came back monthly for quite a while after their appointment to drop off a Very Laege number of mushrooms to us. i had no idea there were so many meals you could use mushrooms in until then, so shout out to that person

honorable non-patient stories:

we had had a fire directly behind the building once. luckily no one was hurt, and the fire fighters were called quick enough that there was some how no damage to the building. it was also cool watching the plants slowly recover over time

one april fools during closing, i swapped all the gate locks randomly (among other things) so they were out of the normal order. there was a 3 day weekend inbetween, and i actually forgot about it and ended up april foolsing myself

EDIT: i realized i fully just didnt answer your eyeliner question 💀 while i am by far Not an expert in the medical or makeup areas, afaik eye makeup is specifically made with the proximity to your eye in mind, and shouldnt cause problems like blindness (other makeup and makeup remover is a different case). personally i wouldnt necessarily recommend it, but thats mainly just for sensory/irritation reasons

[rusty-jester]

trick or treat :D

have a delicious aero bar ! :D

[skelesquids]

arlo and peeka reveal!?!?

THE BOYS!!!

[catbxy]

kys

Why would I "krill myself"?

[the-soul-collector]

you stink

KILL YOURSELF

[ctommy]

39!

39. my friend showed me this song and its so addicting. Funky fresh

[arieava]

thank u for the sleepy posting so real 🙏

happy to help o7 im like if a guy was laying on his floor reblogging sleepyposts instead of doing his assignments. while sleepy.

[madgoat212]

girl help

[iheartjerweewee]

i love jerweewee so much... shes so awesome and great... i love her insightful replys and hilarious jokes...

[staffs-secret-blog]

are you a feminist? do you believe in the wage gap?

I think the rent on single mothers should be increased by 300%

[wandering-aloneo-o]

trick or treat :DDDD

har har har i ate all the good candy tee hee

[dinosaurguts]

oh my god oh my fucking god i accidentally deleted my account it was an accident please help me oh my fucking god

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man fuck it @firefox-official oh my god i, going to fucking cry PLEASE im tagging everyone i remember i dont care if we were never mutuals just olease reblog this or something

NO OH MY GOD I WAS ALMOST AT 1000 FOLLOWERS OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE WORST IM SHAKING SO BAD. I THOUGHT I WAS DELETING A SIDEBLOG

how do i get it back????

oh my god.... i lost 5 years of data on this because of a stupid mistake. im not happy. it was an accident

[jerweewee]

um jerweewee are you like okay rn

yes why wouldnt i be ok do i appear like im not ok why what does it seem like tell me do i look sad or mad or miserable do i do i do i do i

[jerweewee-fan-account]

Jerweewee fanart

[jerweewee-jorpyborpy-number1-fan]

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