#joey 🙁

[starsinthesky5]

this might be the saddest joe edit i’ve ever seen 🙁

credits to @ iheartjoeburrow_ on tik tok!!

[jackmkelly]

joey and dans jacks r so special to me tired of them being so wildly ignored

[soapyghostie]

hiiii can i req a fem reader x dbd ghostface and legion of how would they react to readers backstory? before the fog, reader was a highly skilled and deadly merc (she doesn't mess with innocent ppl tho) who got nerfed by the entity 🙁 and became a new survivor, they found out all abt this when reader was telling her stories at the camp, and it also explains how she's so good at not getting killed pls and ty <333

I thought this request would be fun to try something a little different since it’s a very detailed request. I worked all afternoon on this request so I hope y’all enjoy. Now I’m going to go take a brain break…

The Ghost Face/Danny Johnson

In the desolated realm of the Entity, where the fog shrouds every corner and the survivors’ desperate screams echo through the air, a mysterious connection blossomed between Danny Johnson, the Ghost Face killer, and you. You are a resilient survivor whose past echoed with tales of life lived on edge. 

One evening, as the survivors gathered around the flickering campfire in the cold embrace of the Entity’s realm, you decided to share your story. The glow from the fire danced across your face, casting shadows that mirrored the secrets you held. 

Danny sat in the shadows, his iconic Ghost Face mask concealing any discernible emotion. As you began to recount your life before the fog, Danny’s curiosity intensified. 

You were a highly skilled and deadly mercenary, known for your precise tactics and an unyielding code that forbade harm to the innocent. Your reputation on Earth was both feared and respected, a shadowy figure who navigated the murky waters of morally ambiguous contracts. You described your missions with vivid detail, the adrenaline-fueled pursuits, and the high-stakes negotiations. Danny listened intently, recognizing a certain darkness in your tales that resonated with his own experiences. 

As you spoke, the survivors marveled at your tales, their eyes widening at the realization that this seemingly ordinary woman had once danced on the razor’s edge of life and death. But Danny, he remained silent, the mask concealing any emotion that may have betrayed his thoughts. 

You continued, detailing the night you found yourself ensnared by the Entity’s web. The mercenary who faced down countless dangers suddenly found yourself in a realm where the line between predator and prey blurred, and only survival mattered. The Ghost Face, still concealed in the shadows, felt an odd connection to your story. 

He admired the strength and resilience that allowed you to escape so many trials, but something deeper stirred within him. 

When you delved into the intricacies of your survival techniques during trials, Danny’s attention sharpened. He recognized the cunning strategies she employed – a result of her mercenary past. It explained why you never faltered, consistently evading the clutches of killers and outsmarting the Entity’s malevolent designs. 

After your story concluded, a heavy silence slung over the camp. Danny remained in his stoic silence, contemplating the revelations that had unfolded. He has never anticipated a connection with a survivor that transcended the typical predator-prey dynamic: an obsession. 

In the following trials, Danny found himself observing you with newfound respect. A shared understanding passed between them, an unspoken acknowledgment of the shadows y’all both carried. As y’all navigated the fog together, Danny couldn’t help but feel a mysterious kinship with you, the mercenary survivor, who had faced down the darkness and emerged, still fighting.

The Legion/F.J.S.J

In the eerie realm between dimensions, where the Entity’s grasp manipulated time and reality itself, a new survivor emerged. This survivor was you who bore a mysterious past that surpassed the boundaries of the fog and was sought after by none other than The Legion – Frank, Julie, Susie, and Joey. 

The campfire flickered as the survivors gathered, each harboring their own twisted tales of suffering. Among them, you, a young woman, stood out. Your eyes held a glimpse of a world far beyond the fog, haunting memories of a life as a highly skilled and deadly mercenary. One night, curiosity seized The Legion. As the survivors shared their stories to break the monotony of their torment, you decided to unveil your past. Your voice, tinged with both sorrow and strength, resonated through the chilling air. 

Before the fog claimed you, you had navigated the shadows of society, dealing in a world of cutthroat mercenaries. Your skills were unmatched, your reputation whispered in dark corners. You spoke of stealth, precision, and a strict moral code that forbade harm to the innocent. The Legion listened intently, their interest piqued by tales that mirrored their own descent into darkness.

As you recounted your final mission before being ensnared by the Entity, The Legion exchanged glances, recognizing a kinship in the shadows. They saw echoes of their own stories in your struggles against a fate that twisted you into something beyond your control. 

You detailed your transition from a deadly operative survivor trapped in an endless cycle of trials. Your survival instincts, honed by years of dangerous missions, allowed you to navigate the fog with grace that often eluded your fellow captives. It explained why you danced on the edge of sacrifice during trials, evading the killers’ grasp with an uncanny ability.  

Frank, the charismatic leader of The Legion, felt a peculiar connection to you. He saw in you a kindred spirit, someone who, like them, had faced the darkness head-on. Susie and Joey, normally reserved and mysterious, found a silent respect for the mercenary survivor who shared their pain in the silent campfire tales. 

The Legion, usually united in their chaotic pursuit of chaos, now found themselves touched by your story. Each had faced the Entity’s cruel hand differently, but your resilience left an indelible mark on their collective consciousness. 

In the trials that followed, The Legion observed you with a newfound understanding. They saw a survivor who, despite the Entity's attempts to break you, clung to your humanity. You had faced the shadows of the world before the fog, and in the twisted realm of the Entity, you continue to defy the darkness.  

As they hunted survivors, The Legion couldn’t help but feel a strange connection to you. Through you, they found peace in shared pain and a flicker of hope that defied the unrelenting despair of the fog. And so, in the shifting shadows of the trials, you and The Legion danced to the haunting rhythm of survival, bound by the echoes of y’all’s shared pasts.

[thesillyphilly]

A question for the far cry 5 or far cry in general community 😊

WHEN DID Y'ALL STOP BEING CREATIVE AND ONLY HONRY WHEN MAKING FANFICTIONS?! like, i like say gex like the next guy but where the stories?? The creatively?? Now and days it's all any seed member x the reader. Make an actual little story. I want to be in love with what you make, what the plot is and how i think it would go.

Ik fanfiction can be anything but I'm not asking for much 💔💔 hell, I'll take ship fanfics (that ain't incest or proship) that have a story as well.

Like this cool ship I've seen, MARY X JOEY, LIKE ❤❤❤ love them 😔😔 or hell, take this one of mine. Joseph x burke (the Marshall) they are both 42, GAY OLD MAN‼‼‼

Hell, I'll take an au as well. Love AU'S!!! like, wym john lives and helps the deputy and he and sharky become unlikely friends?? Or those swap au. One i saw was fc3 with with vaas and jason being swap (and others).

I just want an story 🙁🙁

[vernanonix]

Pinning down The Amelia Project Season 5 Date

Ok, back on my BS here. I'm working on trying to narrow down when the present day scenes of season 5 of The Amelia Project takes place. I have vague ideas of some early season timing but there's some hand-wavey bits. Here's what I have so far, which I'm sure perfectly aligned with everything Pip and Oystein has planned, right?

2012

February 14, 2012 - Julia Thorpe fakes her death and joins The Amelia Project as Alvina Wright

Alvina mentions in 12 Deaths Day 1 she joined in 2012

Alvina mentions in Episode 24 that it’s her 5 year anniversary with TAP

2013

Approx Late Feb-March 2013 - Alvina learns The Interviewer’s middle name is Arthur

Epilogue of Episode 42 - Overture takes place “just over a year” after Alvina joined TAP

2017

February 14, 2017 - Episode 24 - Phil and Amber

Alvina mentions it’s her 5 year anniversary since joining TAP

2018

Approx. January 2018 - Episode 11 - Tara and Lily

Arthur, Alvina, Joey, and Salvatore saw Pitch Perfect 3 the night of the Buckingham heist. PP3 premiered on Nov 30, 2017 and likely ran for 60 days in theaters. December is also very busy for TAP so they likely couldn’t see it until January. 

2020

The Lockdown Tapes. (Debatably non-canon)

COVID-19 🙁

2021

Approx. Early to Mid 2021 - All present day scenes of Seasons 4 and 5

Alvina has been stated to be with the company 9 years in both Episode 43 - Faith and Episode 56 - Curtain

All of Season 4 takes place over the course of one month, as stated by Alvina in Episode 56 - Curtain

“I haven't had a glass of Veuve Cliquout since our first evening here. At the opera with Amelia. Watching you prancing around in that silly suit…Feels like more than a month ago doesn't it?”

All of Season 5 takes place over the course of one night as Kozlowski and The Interviewer share their stories with Jackie/Mia and Alvina respectively

We can narrow this down a little further looking at some weather data. In Episode 56 - Curtain, they mention that it's a warm evening in Paris. That means we're probably in the Summer.

We also know that, in Scotland, Jackie and Mia are absolutely freezing. I figure they're probably around Cairngorms National Park and I ended up with this weather data.

Alvina also references turning 30 "next November," though it's not really relevant and I just came upon that info. But anyway, I'm thinking our best bet is either Late May to Early June or, more likely, I think, late September 2021. This would put the events of Season 4 over the course of September. I haven't tried to check the timeframe for season 3 but the Panaragua adventures were likely in August then.

[henswilsons]

a woman literally glueing herself to the floor:

joey: oh no 🙁

[bloodstained-valentine]

lowk missing my joey rp acc from last year .. wish i became mutuals w that one corey account they were so cool 🙁

[empyrean11]

Tuesday GUYS!

All the minor league teams lost, but good stuff in most of em!

Bisons lost 5-4. It was a really close one! Van Eck was ok, 3 runs in 5 innings. Next pitcher Wallace was cruising along, suddenly had to be taken out in the middle of an at-bat, and the replacement let a couple runs score before he settled in 🙁 Alan Roden had an excellent day though, HR to lead off the game, a double that was *this* close to being another HR, and 2 walks. And a fantastic catch in LF. Rivera had a 2-run HR. Joey was 1-5 with a RBI. Davis was 0-5 but reached on an error (because the throw was bad and he was running just as fast as his lil legs would go! I think that should count!)

Fisher Cats lost 5-0. Dunedin lost 7-4; Leo had a walk, single & RBI, played 5 innings. FCL Jays lost 11-4; Josh Kasevich started rehab games after back problems, played SS and was 1-2 before replaced by a pinch hitter.

Vancouver lost 6-4; Yesavage pitched his first game there, struck out 10 (TEN!) in 4 innings, gave up a 2-run HR in the first and that's all. Stanifer had a rougher go in his first game, 4 hits 5 walks 4 runs (6K though) in 3.2 innings. Arjun hit his 8th HR!

Cavan was 0-2 before being replaced by a pinch hitter. Made this terrific catch ⤵ (don't worry, he was fine, but his glasses were not) KC lost 3-2 to giants.

Jano was 1-2 with a walk, was replaced by a pinch hitter in the 9th, Rays walked off the Astros 3-2.

Spencer was 2-3 with a walk, and made a couple very nice defensive plays. Pirates won (?!?) 1-0 over the reds.

[ccarbine]

joey 🙁🙁❤️

joey jordison's drum cam playing ‘prosthetics’, 2000.

[starsinthesky5]

The Steelers have been scoring so easily meanwhile Joey is out there fighting for his life

🙁

[broidobe]

what is your opinion on Joey Ramone... ppl say I'm weird bc I think he's a cutie 🙁

hmmm. i think i like him in the “omg he’s adorable” sense not in the “i need him to fuck me” way if that makes sense. i feel the same way about him as i do with sami yaffa. they’re cute, but in the same way as a kitten.

[starsinthesky5]

joey 🙁

Oh my god😭

[espios-world]

🔥cola 👹 black 💔 cherry 👿 root 🗣️ beer 🫐 red 🍒 pop 💩 cream 🍆 soda 💯 grape 😜 rock 🪨 and 🇵🇱 rye 🙄 Dr. 🤑 Faygo 🥰 candy 🍭 apple 🪱 60/40 🗣️ pineapple orange 😈 yEP thTs mY favOURITE fayGO! 🫶 chocolate 🫕 ice 🍨 crem 😡 pie 🥧

whoo 🫶

👹 ginger 😈 ale 🗣️ cotton 🗣️ candy 💯 my 😡 faygo 😜

🤑That 💀precious 💔sauce 🇵🇱 👹Juggalo💯 Juice🤑

🤡Crack 😍that 🪱fat 🍭boy 😋let🥺 it🫕 go🪨 loose🤓

🇵🇱Drink😍it👿, spray🫐 it,🍒 whatever 🔥your 👿use😳

🫐Do😙 it up☹️ like🤯 Joey, 🌜and 🤢Big 😎Joe 🤠Bruce🤧

💦Wet💤 it 🎊up,🙈 kid👺 (I’m👿 about 💥to)🎃

✨Moon☹️ Mist 🫐Blue 🤓here’s🥺 what 🍒you 🔥do😍

👺Throw 😙it 🤯up 😍in 🪨the🫕 sky 🌜to💩 soothe✨ that💢 itch💨

💥Slap 🔥it ✨up 🙊silly 💢and❤️‍🔥 boot💋 that 👥bitch💞

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

💯Two 😛in 😋each 😐hand😡

💅🏻Flake 🤭out 😤and ☹️shake🤐

🤯My 😖nutbag🥶 taste🥸 like👹 Faygo 👺Grape🙀

💌Explode 💋in💅🏻 your 💯bedroom🤭

🥶Faygo 😋lake 😖Marinate😐 your 🪨steak 💞and 🚓bake💨

💅🏻Faygo 😤cake👺

💅🏻It's😡 cheap 😐as 😖hell😋

💯And 🤑fuck😍 I'm 🤪broke🥳

😘Fuck 😅three 🤩bucks 🤑for 💯a🚓 cup😖 of 💅🏻Coke🤭 Shit🙀

🤭I😍 stay 😘sticky👺

💯Fuck😝 the 😇soap 😐Orange😶 Pop🤭 all 🤬on🤗 my 😠dick🥺 please 😤though🙁

🤬I 😠mix 🌚it 🌞fix😵‍💫 it 🤒fuck 🤡I 🥸kicks 🤓it👿

🎃Off 🤑them🤠 titties 🤡I 👺gotsta 💥licks 🙀it🫂

💋Take 🧠out 👣the 🗣️fixtures,🫁 chandeliers👁️

👄Fuck✋ a🤝 venue🦾 to💅🏻 nice🤷 to 🙍handle 🧘this🧑‍🦼

🛌Rock 💆and 🧏🏻Rye 🧖bounce🏋️ from🦸 above🦹

🧑‍🎄Knock 🥷you🤑 out🤓 and👄 fuck🤝 up 🫂your 🤒duds🥸

💅🏻Explode✋ and 🤝unload 👄all💋 over🤑 the 😍place👄

🤓You 😍don't 🤑like💅🏻 Red 🎃Pop🤡

👺FUCK 💥YOUR 🤡FACE!!🙀

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

🙀Too 🤡much💥 juice 👺shorts🤓 out 😍the💅🏻 power🫂

😘Dance 😅in😗 the😛 dark 🤪of🥳 the😛 Faygo 🥲shower🙃

😇Sugar 😝rain 🤪insane 🥳Flavors,💅🏻 colors😘

😍We'll 🤡kick👺 yo💥 ass🤝

🙃But 💥we 😍love each 🫂others🤓

😅Through🤡 the 😋floor, 🤪into🥳 the 🤣basement😭

😍But 🥰it 😋ain't 😶wasted,😱 🤬more 😤we😏 taste 😔it😐

🤭Seeps 😔on 😛through😑 to😜 the 😮pits😢 of 😲Hell😵

🙁And 😖puts 💅🏻out🤝 the 🫂flames 😝where😍 the😏 devil🤡 dwells😋

😋Faygo😱 storms, 😶rain💅🏻 an😇 thunder😅

😋No😁 need😍 to 😋wonder😐

🤔It's🥱 too 🤗much😱 fun 😠to😠 just 😮‍💨unwind😒

🤔Put 💅🏻yourself 🤡under 😮the😝 trance😵

😏Pour 😔some 🥱down 😱your 🤗pants😡

😏Hump 🌛it, 🤤hit 🌚it,😵‍💫 get😫 wit🌜 it😩

😍 Bust 😔a😵 nut 😝and 😋be🤡 geeked😮 ya 🌛did 🌛it🤤

🤤Precious 😠Peach, 😋and😅 Bubblegum 😋Pop😲

🙁No 😮‍💨need😘 for 😍a 🤗mop😱 cause 🤫we 🤭don't 🤨stop!🤠

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

🤤Orange😏 Chug 🌛(Whooooaoh!)😮

😵‍💫City 😫Soda (Yep,🤡 Yep)🌜

😮‍💨Moon 🤭Mist🌚 (Yep)😲

🤤Mango 😩Tango 😅(My😭 Faygo 😍HEEY!)😅

😆Key 🤩Lime 😜Pie🤪 (Whooooaoh!)🥳

😒Red😠 Cherry ☹️(Yep, 😫Yep)😵‍💫

😖Original 🤤Black 😫Raspberry😵‍💫 (Yep, 🌜My 🥴Faygo 😓HEEY!😩)

😫Jive 🤤Turkey😣 Tonic😫

i spent too long on this.

@syds-shitposting-arena

[hangmanshorse]

Wishing Joey Janela, Marko Stunt, and Jack Evans (and maybe Stu Grayson too 🙁) all the best in whatever they choose to do next ❤️

[joe-zone]

looks like our prayer circle failed 🙁

Loooool. Oh well! Loving the new kit tho and sure we'll get to see Joey in it soon🤞😊

[bunnywand]

i was abt 2 post as well cos i’d been reminiscing but like, when i was like 11/12 i was Super into metal, and 2 of the first friends i made at secondary school, jon and rhys were too 😧

i was mainly into rammstein and nightwish, jon liked korn (and also introduced me 2 paramore + fall out boy 🤯) and rhys was into metallica, but slipknot was All of our favourite band 😳 and we started calling ourselves the “meta-knot-wish” club cos um.. that seemed rly cool 2 us as 12 years old.. 😭

but i remember we were all Super affected by paul gray’s death as well especially bcos that was probably like, the first time any of us had known a celebrity we liked die, and listening 2 slipknot again 2day + just hearing the news abt joey jordison reminded me of that too.. 🙁