#jokes ofc

[initforthelolzz]

dyed my hair red so the red lion of voltron knows to choose me as its paladin based on my color scheme (i am so violently blue paladin coded but i will continue to be delusional)

[oyesteryells]

sinbed if it was good

[tosxah]

@nagareboshiko replied: "Not Mora..." archons, does she look that desperate in his eyes?? True she could do better with more but it's not like she needs him for cash only. She can always mug Treasure hoarders anyway... "You haven't paid your taxes in months."

"Hmmm" He holds his chin in thought. Taxes? Truth be told, he's not sure if he's meant to file taxes himself or if it's already claimed from his wages before he gets them? If the former is true then he's... Childe counts on his hands the number of years he's been in the Tsarista's employment. Should he count his years as a trainee? He wasn't paid much in the way of Mora- oh actually that money was sent home to his parents... "I should probably ask Pucinella, he'd know. Thank you for reminding me- Wait, why do you care whether I've paid my taxes?"

[silver--scar]

My ocs are so fucking cool and cute actually like I think I have the best ocs of all time and if you don't agree then link your South Park ocs below ✋🙄

[vampierium]

Okay so no one was going to tell me (yancallers biggest fan) about the halloween audio and the lore drop we got

[no-tengo-ojos]

It's time to take a stand

[m4rs-ex3]

important question

[infinatenoise]

Oh wait. This is pre-distortion Helen.

FUCKFUCKFUCK SHE'S A TORY SHE'S A TORY OH MY GOD THANK GOD SHE ISN'T IN THE SAME ROOM AS GWEN EVER

[transfemhawkeye]

my idea for marvel rivals is that you start with every character locked and you have to read one full volume with a character in it to unlock them

[milligramspoison]

*pokes MCR* do something it’s the last day of summer

[fr34k0n4l345h]

guys…who wants to be my friend

pros!! i can:

be silly!

share fun facts!!

listen to you talk for 2 hours!! so fun

cons!:

you won’t be able to get rid of me ever

[silver--scar]

Genuinely, if season 27 somehow gets leaked early but only viewed in a way that only a percentage of the fans will see, I will hold back on the fanart until everyone sees it. Just for you guys 💙💛 no spoilers 💙💛

Now if it's the reverse and everyone gets to see the show except for me because I have to wait a couple hours longer for "reasons", then you all are obligated which is contractually binding upon viewing this post to wait on posting stuff specifically for me only until I'm caught up

[eternelsrivaux]

Ferrari admin what are you saying? 😒 THAT'S A TWINK!

[witchyy-kittyy]

spiritual guides helping my friends: no, that man is bad for you. you'll be much happier with someone else

spiritual guides with me: you dumb motherfucker, don't do that trade oh my GODS you're an idiot T-T

[shessofineliterallyhitmewithacar]

A million dollars OR have a serial killer hunt you 🤔🤔🤔

definitely the serial killer cause omg a guy is obsessed with me? he’s following me everywhere? we’ll be dating in no time

[matineaux]

every theatre show i see acts as a weird mirror to my life and what’s happening during that period of time … romeo & juliet -> orpheus & eurydice -> so what the hell could macbeth mean…