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Rating my character's evilness
1. Factory Guy: just let him/it work, won't show you the way out of the factory bc he's forgotten anywhere else exists. Might stab you with his pointy arm if you bother him enough. 1/10 evils
2. Mushroom Guy: don't step on its' garden or you'll be sorry. If you use pesticides it'll make many tiny holes grow on the backs of your hands. Moves faster than you think. 1.5/10 evils
3. Screen Guy: If it's at the door and you don't have your wards in place, it's already too late. 8/10 evils
4. Arm Portal: as a non sentient arm wreath, the concept of evil does not apply. The beings moving through the portal are a different story. 0/10 evils
5. Autumn Angel: If you gaze upon it, it will give you the worst sunburn of your life, and will age you exactly 1 calender year. 1/10 evils
6. Curse Breaker: has only done one mildly evil thing, but he paid the price immediately 1/10 evils
7. Soup Guy: evil in the sense that, if it fits in the soup, it's going in the soup, and by soup we mean caustic metal cleaning solution. You WILL be degreased. 4/10 evils
8. Metal Grinding Guy: mostly he's just doing his job. Like a wasp he won't bother you unless you bother him, mostly. Might put your face on the grinder just to see what'll happen. 5/10 evils
9. Wants to eat the skin off your face 9/10 evils
10. Wallpaper Face: it's power is mostly in fear, can't get out of the wall, but if it could it'd be bad. 7/10 evils
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Anyone wanna hear my conspiracy theory? Aka the only conspiracy theory that isn’t deeply rooted in antisemitism and that I only like ….10% believe?
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I get the feeling that when mc tries devildom fruit for the first time the brothers would be like "this one's safe for humans 🙄😁" and then the fruit makes mc trip balls for like 3 hours
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In like a really early chapter of ONE PIECE, shanks told luffy because he ate a devil fruit he would never be able to be a pirate. And instead of recovering this I think it would be funnier if shanks was pranking luffy. Like for year luffy believed that pirates couldn’t have devil fruits and no one corrected him until he met buggy
Nami: Wait, are you a pirate..?
Luffy: I WISH but I'm rubber :(
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Luffy: *sees the buggy pirates and Buggy with his df* A... Really bad traveling circus???
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Luffy: Join my crew
Nami: So we Are pirates
Luffy: No :((((((
Sanji: ????
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Zoro: This is my cap... Uh. My... Boss..? No. My... Partner...?
Mihawk:
Mihawk: Gay.
Zoro: FIGHT ME
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Sanji: *leg on the barrel* to find the all blue!
Zoro: to be the world's greatest swordsman!
Nami: to draw a map of the world!
Usopp: to be a brave warrior of the sea!
Luffy: TO BE KING OF THE PIRATES!!! >:D
Nami: SO WE ARE PIRATES
Luffy: No :(((( but I'm gonna be king of them!!!
Usopp: Wait we're not pirates..?
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Okay while I still can- Dan and Phil predictions for June (silly random ones not freebies like merch or birthday stream)
- Phil uploads another "stories from the closet" video where he tells past stories about himself and an unnamed partner who is clearly Dan. Discourse breaks out as people argue about whether or not this means they broke up.
- Phil says the f-slur on camera. Someone makes a widely circulated callout post which accuses him of saying the f-slur as a straight man. When informed that Phil is gay, the author refuses to take the post down, because "it still sets a bad example."
- they both attend pride, but not the same one (one of them goes to Manchester or something to go to pride)
- one of the donation goals in a Dan birthday fundraiser stream is that they do an actual YouTube boxing match immediately on stream, but Phil can't actually participate because of his health issues, so the boxing match is actually just Dan smashing the golden pig
- after hinting about merch for weeks, they drop merch on June 30th but it's just the leftover save the bees WAD merch
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