#just... JUST
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I have no means but to post these one at a time I suppose. anyway. The one me and everyone other person has clipped.
Gay car clips 👍🏻
[VD: TFP clip. Ext. The Nemesis space ship in the sky. Thunder and lightening. Int. The command bridge.
Starscream: It's about time Knockout, I do not enjoy being kept waiting.
Knockout, sauntering onto the bridge, gesturing lazily: [Sighs] It was a long drive Starscream. I'm still picking bugs out of my grill. [Plucks one of himself between sharp fingers, and flicks it way]
Starscream, turning around, judgementally: Yes, right, you're one of those.
Knockout: Come again?
Starscream stalks a circle around Knockout: Never understood why any self respecting Decepticon would choose automobile as his vehicle mode. [Comes arount to face Knockout] When he could have flight.
Knockout, foppishly: I like the way I look in steel belted radials.
#some shit#its not called cisformers#just... JUST#i mean this is the one that gives u THE GIST. it is infact. his introduction#daran norris should have gotten an emmy for him#actually [checks] he got? a behind the voice actors esemble win foorrrrr. the direct to dvd movie?#and couple additional noms#foppishly.... i think we all Know what im trying to say#he shoulda gotten an Emmy for Doing Gay Voice Car Robot... u Heard me#literally the best performance in the show fucking try and fight me#hes the 1. Cartoon character allowed and by god hes needed#hes being alien robot microagressed#idk if im just gonna upload a bunch or spread em out. depends how annoying it is i suppose!#queue vi qi em
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
#just#this happened once before when i was speaking to someone who clearly knew me but i didn't know them#and they were OBVIOUSLY an important person of some sort and I couldn't ask#so i pretended to hear something and looked over and they looked over too to see what i was looking at#and while they were distracted i snuck a peek at their id badge. this worked#rookposting#everyone has done some variation of this before.#im only self conscious because of all the kinassigning.
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#mentioning lilo and stitch by name was a mistake. this post was not Just about lilo and stitch.#now it’s not about anything but jeanvic. fuck off.
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
#ao3#archive of our own#what.do.you.MEAN#how do these takes still find me#HOW#'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE#THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND#also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first#imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale#ANYWAY it just boggles the mind#mine
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Found that over at mastodon
Edit: link to original post: https://mastodon.social/@senatormeow/100908678269940898
[Image ID: a Toot from User "Senator Meow":
"when I first ran D&D, my grandmother, who had bought fully into the IT'S SATANISM hype, insisted on sitting and watching the first session. about an hour in, she threw her hands up and yelled 'THIS IS JUST MATH' and stormed off"/END ID]
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Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?
Everybody, apparently: No?
#just me?#okay#it’s just me and the anxiety disorder my parents were sure I’d grow out of against the world
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Queued right up for it
#this makes me think of that one post that’s like ‘i’m a 🪲 fan or a 🪲 hater based on whichever feels funnier in the moment’#growing up on them is maybe just like that#the beatles#chatter tag
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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.
Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.
#this isn't even commentary on how much i like those particular films (i have only actually ever watched the former)#i just feel like perhaps we are forgetting the ancient texts#it's also a painfully live-action heavy list which. i am willing to admit i've spent time in more animation-heavy corners than some#but at the same time -- no disney's atlantis?#i saw a gifset on my dash about one ms. helga sinclair TODAY
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Silco and his terror of a daughter
#my art#sketchy sketch#arcane#silco#jinx#jinx and silco#silco would give jinx everything he owns and more#and that would make things worse#silco the makeup expert because he gotta use good and safe products on his own face#thats my queue to leave#silco is the worst best dad#just like jinx is the worst best daughter
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
#and i live by that#life is just life#ok ren go to bed ‼️#life is a constant loop of worry but also a constant loop of support#a constant loop of love and connections#thats what it is to be alive#omg period cramp ok good night#ren won't shut up#mood ruined ouchie
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this what im going thru rn. if anyone gaf
#im just going to communicate using hieroglyphics now#words are not enough for the fucking brain rot I can’t talk thru it anymore#my brain is just a vessel for mold#im piloted by mold#im molded by mold#my useless stupid princess babygirl…………………….#this is getting out of hand and I haven’t even seen the romance yet fuck!! what will happen to me !!#fuck!!
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I hate it when people ask me what genre of music i listen to because i genuinely have no clue. It's called Music I Like genre. The best genre out there
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