#kenny » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 ˎˊ˗

[dustoire]

@fxntasmagoria - [ beck && kenny ] i think we should make an informed decision .

“ i dunno , i feel pretty informed . ” but informed how , is the question . kenny definitely prides himself in being a social butterfly , knowing all the business , sure ― but just how useful is all that at the moment ? not like he could tell . “ i mean , she seems pretty open about what she likes , y'know , with all the sharp objects an' the dark colors , horror type'a stuff . or ― wait , who're we talkin' about again ? ”

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the blonde eagerly reached for the offering , awkwardly leaning against the back of the couch to grab for it . “ aiight , bet . ”

he held the joint up , taking a nice deep whiff , sweeping it along the underside of his nose the way one might snort a line . “ hmmmmmn . ” slouching back into the couch cushions , kenny shifted to fish his lighter from his jeans pocket . but he paused with the butt stuck between his teeth . “ uh , i dunno , i haven't heard her talkin' about it . prob'ly not , the ladies been usin' it to stay skinny , right ? ”

his thumb flicked the lighter aflame , instinctively cupping his other hand to keep the flame from flickering out . and after a deep breath in , kenny let out a cough of smoke , taking the joint in his first two fingers to properly speak . “ so what's it laced with ? blotter ? kit kat ? somethin' you got from my folks ? ”

Randy let out a scoff. " Drugs is drugs." Well that just wasn't true. Not to Randy. He didn't even know where to begin on how that couldn't be true. He fished out a joint from his pocket and handed it to Kenny. " Smoke this and tell me drugs is drugs. Not when it comes to my stuff! Tegridy is the best you can get. Never had a better high." Randy didn't even think twice about supplying his son's friend. It wasn't like Kenny's parents didn't come to Randy for all their supply anyways. " You need good drugs and you'll learn. Wait I shouldn't be encouraging you to do drugs." There was a pause and then a shrug of his shoulders. " Back to ozempic though. Does your mom want some? I still have a supply."

[dustoire]

idk if i've posted it before but poly kenny where they're one person's boyfriend but another person's girlfriend

[dustoire]

@troublcmakcrs - [ craig && kenny ] "I'm dreaming, this can't be true."

“ fuck you mean , this can't be true ? ” the brown fuzz from kenny's hood only half - hid the big goofy smile on his face , only pulled back after a very conspicuous look around . a little strip of paper had been tucked into kenny's ponytail , to be gently tugged back out in boast . “ see ? i told you i could get a girl's number when i'm all bundled up . easy peasy . ”

granted , it's so they could give each other makeovers , rather than go on an actual date , but craig didn't need to know that .

“ an' you thought i couldn't do it . ha ! ” he's only teasing at this point ; the laugh and the nudge to craig's shoulder should've made it obvious . “ here , here . it's not about the look , right ? it's the confidence . i mean , c'mon , look at me ~ ”

[dustoire]

@fxntasmagoria - [ butters && kenny ] “I don’t get it. I really don’t get it.”

kenny's usual attire of torn - up jeans , old faded t - shirt , and bright orange parka lay in a messy pile in a one - off mall store changing room , replaced by a faded orange crop top and a short - ish black skirt . and yet , the taller dramatically rolls his eyes , snickering to prove he's not taking genuine offense .

“ aw , c'mon , man . look ! ” he pulls a quick 360 spin ; see , this skirt is long enough to cover his ass . or something like that . girls always did that full spin , for some reason or another , so of course he'd do it too . “ ain't it cute ? y'know , for a party or somethin' ? ”

[dustoire]

“ . . . okay , okay , fine . can i have a blow job if i drive a bitch to the theater ? ”

[dustoire]

@fxntasmagoria - [ lexus && kenny ] “You still picking at that?”

“ hmm ? ” a half - eaten order of chili cheese fries sits in front of kenny at his spot , fork starting to tilt ( having been stabbed into a hefty - looking fry ) . he'd been spacing out , made obvious by the blank expression and glazed - over eyes . but once lexus had gotten his attention , he's quick to plaster his signature goofy grin on his lips .

“ oh , yeah , my bad ! ” his previously detached demeanor is gone fast as lightning . for a second , though , he almost thinks listening to stan was a bad idea , that maybe he should have stayed home if he was gonna snack on a brownie that strong . but then he takes his fork , lifts a bite of that room - temperature chili cheese into his mouth , and damn near melts in his seat . “ god damn , this is good , lex . you made this ? who'd you get to make this ? ”

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“ Oh, fuck no, not with Cartman. Fuck that guy. ” Not literally, obviously, and Kenny clearly didn't exactly mean it. . . . Or, maybe he did, a little bit. “ I ain't got anythin' to do, and I wanted to check out a couple places at the mall. Update the fit. Maybe treat ya to somethin' if ya want. You in or nah? ”

@toksikk | | | butters && kenny, continued from here

[dustoire]

kenny would vocal stim that fucking "i know where your family lives" line from invincible to ALL his friends fr fr

[dustoire]

@clickedbait - [ shaggy && kenny ] 🖍️ - your choosing !!!!!!!

it's definitely not the first time kenny's spotted someone snacking on dog treats ― it was something the mccormicks themselves had done before , considering they're generally cheaper than most packs of cookies . but to catch someone outside the family eating them too . . ?

“ hold up , no fucking way . ” his voice comes out muffled at first , thanks to his parka hood tied so tightly over his face . y'know , it's starting to warm up , maybe pulling it off wouldn't be so bad . “ wait wait wait , you eat those too ?! ”

[dustoire]

@popularmxnster - [ billy && kenny ] [ zip up ] sender assists receiver with zipping up a piece of clothing

“ c'mon , it's gettin' warmer out these days . d'ya really think i need this thing ? ” sure , it was rare for kenny to head out without his faded orange parka in his arms ( if not properly worn ) . but on nights like these ― that is , of course , nights involving less , say , average activities ― he typically ends up swapping to something much more subtle in color .

though , frankly , he wasn't going to argue with any kind of psychical touch he could get .

a goofy smile crosses his lips , a grin that reaches his eyes , but doesn't quite perk them up . “ y'know you don't need an excuse , right ? unless you're really hurtin' to get goin' . wouldn't blame ya , it's already after dark . ”

[dustoire]

kenny being poly but no one knows because he goes out with one person in the throuple as fem-presenting and goes out with the other person as masc-presenting it's never on purpose but since he hasn't explicitly told anyone he's genderfluid no one's ever put two and two together

[dustoire]

muses/verses/dynamics tag drop, please ignore (wip)

howl » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒐𝒏 𝒎𝒚 𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕 ˎˊ˗ house » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒃𝒐𝒅𝒚 𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 ˎˊ˗ viktor » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒏𝒐 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 ˎˊ˗ jinx » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒃𝒍𝒖𝒆 ˎˊ˗ betty » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄 ˎˊ˗ wilson » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅 𝒐𝒇 𝒐𝒏𝒄𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚 ˎˊ˗ sophie » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕'𝒔 𝒂 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒏 ˎˊ˗ kenny » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒖𝒔 ˎˊ˗ heidi » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒈 ˎˊ˗ spike » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒔𝒆𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒘𝒃𝒐𝒚 ˎˊ˗ sal » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒖𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒍𝒚 ˎˊ˗ jonathan » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 ˎˊ˗ zoey » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒇𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒌𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒍𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 ˎˊ˗ lev » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒇𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 ˎˊ˗ edward » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒊𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒄𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒅𝒆 ˎˊ˗ klaus » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒉𝒖𝒎𝒂𝒏 𝒐𝒖𝒊𝒋𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒂𝒓𝒅 ˎˊ˗ jayme » 𝕞𝕦𝕤𝕖。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒐𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒄 𝒗𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏 ˎˊ˗

herald » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒕𝒂𝒈 ˎˊ˗ young powder » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒌 ˎˊ˗ alt powder » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒕𝒂𝒈 ˎˊ˗ wizardry » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒅𝒐𝒎𝒖𝒔 𝒎𝒂𝒈𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒆 ˎˊ˗ vampire » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 ˎˊ˗ bounty hunter » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 ˎˊ˗ *strange magic » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒎𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆 ˎˊ˗ **stick of truth » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒕𝒂𝒈 ˎˊ˗ **fractured but whole » 𝕒𝕦。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒕𝒂𝒈 ˎˊ˗ *sophie hatter only, for the time being **south park muses only

muse&muse | url » 𝕕𝕪𝕟。⋮ ― ˗ˏˋ 𝒕𝒂𝒈 ˎˊ˗

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Man oh man, dropping by the Marsh family farm was so worth it this time around. Initially, he'd just left something of his with Stan and came to get it back, but a lighter fell from his hoodie pocket, things were offered, and he just couldn't pass up a taste of something else. “ Man, if you think I'm cool... ” Kenny let the sentence trail off, implying he knows way more people who're down for this kinda thing. “ Look, man, ain't my place to tell Stan's business, but, I dunno, talk to him about it maybe. I get where he comes from. ” Hard not to, when his own parents make and sell. Unusually unblistered fingers plucked the blunt from Randy's and brought it to his lips. “ The way you're hyping it up, it better knock me on my ass. ” A deeeep inhale, and a flick to knock away burnt excess. “ Eh, yeah, I can go for a snack. Whatchu guys got? ”

@dustoire gets Randy :3

The air was thick with smoke, making things hardly visible. Randy had a joint in hand, taking another long drag. " I can't believe someone cool hangs out with Stan." It wasn't that he didn't love his son, it was just that his family was so anti weed these days and that was what paid their bills and made them the Kennedys of South Park. " He's such a fucking square. I keep telling him weed would help him. Hell so would some shrooms! Molly even! But he won't do shit. I don't know how he's my son!" He passes the joint to Kenny and rubs his now dry eyes. " Shit you gotta try my new strain. It will really knock you on your ass. Hey you hungry? Sharon will be a bitch and won't make me anything but she would for you so you go ask."

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“ right , right , my bad . got the names all mixed up . ” sure , kenny . “ i mean , i seen her plenty , y'know ? we had a li'l chat about piercings jus' the other day , actually . seemed like she needed the distraction . ”

the blond leans back into his seat to stretch , then pushes his shoulders forward , leaning his elbows on his knees . “ back to cat . where's she gettin' all this junk ? if it's one'a those live tv for - auction ad shows , i bet there's a way to get a hold'a those guys over the phone . my buddy kyle did it once . worked wonders for his grampa . ”

" It sounds like you're talking about Jade. I was talking about Cat though. Her obsession with as seen on tv products is out of control and we need to not encourage her or give her any money. Robbie always caves to her." Beck poured some sunflowers in his hand that he stole from Andre. " Why were you talking about Jade? Have you seen her?" They had recently split, his decision since he just wasn't happy anymore.

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oh . . ? oh ! this guy's spending too much time overthinking his next party fit , huh . he glances down at himself over butters' compliment , admittedly smirking a bit at the thought . “ yeah , well , y'know me . can't make 'em think too much , right ? ” he punctuates it with a wink as he brings his gaze back to his friend . “ i dunno , i was thinkin' about tryin' to get people together for a late - night picnic in the woods , once the weather warms up a little . get some booze , shit for s'mores , all that jazz . ”

he turns to look past the changing room door at himself in the mirror , fluffing the messy curls in his li'l ponytail . damn , girls are fuckin' on to something here . “ you don't have to get a crop top , if you ain't comfy with it , y'know ? i just thought you would'a looked cute in one , or like , we could'a matched or somethin' . ” another glance back to butters , before he starts back into the little room to change again . “ i'll help ya find somethin' you'll like , 'kay ? an' then we'll both be the hottest bitches to ever host a picnic . ”

Butters wasn't listening, instead he was holding up two crop tops. " Why is everything cropped? What if I don't want to show my stomach? How is a hoodie being cropped going to keep me warm when it snows? I don't get it." He was very distressed over it but he finally realized Kenny was trying to show off the outfit. " Oh hamburgers, sorry. " The blonde put the clothes up and watched Kenny spin. "Doesn't leave much to the imagination but it covers and your legs look really nice. I like it Kenny. What party are you going to wear it to?"