#kimmunicator

[makeitrealfromfictional]

Objects

A Real-Life Working Kimmunicator Smart Device from Kim Possible.

Made by the excellent WonderstoneUS (who you would remember from here if I’d finished the Pip-Boy list..I’m working on it.)

Link leads to etsy.com.

[sharperthewriter]

The Nominations for the 17th KP Fannies Update

Hey y'all. Just as a heads-up, there is only a week left before nominations are due! The link to the nominations info is here: https://www.fanfiction.net/topic/236688/186242229/1/Nominations-Open

[legendary-guest]

One of my favourite drawings of Shego, ever, full stop.

This rendition is clearly based off of an early expression sheet of her, where her eyes are distinctly triangular and longer.

Even the gesture is reminiscent of other early iterations.

I can easily see this adjustment of her glove leading right into this expression, where she seems to have spotted a broken nail.

The show's style fluctuates a lot between different seasons, most notably seasons one and two, and between different pieces of merchandise and promotional art. It's a very challenging style, I would love to do a complete breakdown of it sometime. Hopefully soon.

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'"Kim Possible" series'

[DS / GBA] [SPAIN] [MAGAZINE] [2006]

"From Disney’s point of view, the “Lizzie McGuire” franchise was already waning, with or without a new deal with Hilary Duff. She was getting too old for the “tween” market, and too expensive for an uncertain future as a teen star. [Disney Chairman Dick] Cook was vindicated in one sense: Boxoffice receipts fell off drastically for The Lizzie McGuire Movie, and it never reached the $50 million gross that would have triggered the bonus. Still, it’s hard to see what was so important about missing a deadline by a day, when the two sides were so close to reaching a deal, and [Hillary's mother] Susan had ultimately capitulated to Disney’s demands. Although Hollywood Records released Hilary Duffs album, Metamorphosis, her next film project—a remake of Cheaper by the Dozen—went to Twentieth Century Fox. “Lizzie McGuire” continued in reruns, but the once-promising marketing juggernaut expired. Disney turned to its next candidate for cable crossover stardom, the Disney channel’s Raven-Symone, star of “She’s So Raven,” who’d begun her acting career as a three-year-old in “The Cosby Show.” Even better, as Eisner pointed out, Disney should promote an animated character, who made no demands and had no mother—Kim Possible, the tween superhero of “Kim Possible.” ~James B. Stewart, Disney War: The Battle for the Magic Kingdom

Games in Ad:

Kim Possible: Kimmunicator

Kim Possible: El Contra Doctor Drakken Kim Possible 2: Drakken's Demise

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Source: Megaconsolas, April 2006 (#40) || Datassette; José Márcio Rez

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(continued from yesterday...)

Drakken: Shego! We should learn to speak in Morse code! Shego: Uh, why? Drakken: To send secret messages that our enemies can't understand! Shego: Which we can already do with our cell phones? Drakken: Ngh...well...yes, but Morse code makes it more...more... Shego: Evil? Drakken: I was going to say villainy-- Shego: Villainous. Drakken: Oh, whatever! Look, I've been practicing! *taps* Drakken: ... .... . --. --- Shego: Drakken: See? See? I learned your name! Shego: Yeah, the code only works if both people know it, dingus. Ron: Hey, Dr. Drakken! Drakken: Henh? Ron: -.-- --- / -- --- -- -- .- / .. ... / ... --- / ..-. .- - --..-- / - .... . / .--. .... --- - --- ... / ..-. .-. --- -- / .-.. .- ... - / .... .- -. ..- -.- -.- .- .... / .- .-. . / ... - .. .-.. .-.. / .--. .-. .. -. - .. -. --. -.-.-- Drakken: Say wha..? Shego: *facepalm* Ron, to Rufus: *whispers* You were right, it was funnier watching you and Wade.

[bronzemettle]

On one hand, having a group chat of some sort to discuss hero-ing shenanigans seems useful. On the other, using Discord or even a text group chat seems like a pretty good way for some tech company to get their hands on a whole bunch of secret identities. Do superheroes have a proprietary app for this sort of thing? Or do they have another solution?

For the JLA and Titans-related heroes, Cyborg's hacking powers render this a total non-issue. On the client end, they use the same texting and messaging apps as everyone else, with a few added bits and bobbles of interface.

On the server end, software that Cyborg set up (took him about 5 minutes) casually intercepts every message they send before it reaches any servers corporations could extract data from, redirects to a private, secure instance of the same chat/texting software (getting Facebook's total source code without authorization is about 0.02 seconds of effort for him), also redirects anyone else in the same chatspace to the same private server, then filters all the messages for sensitive info (there's ways people can flag their own messages) before hacking back into the corporate servers to re-insert a record of some messages they would expect to see as if their own servers had handled everything, so even if admins try to investigate they won't be able to tell who's using the pirated chat instance to ban them.

It's all very complicated from a human perspective but it's all happening totally automatically in real time so it doesn't really matter. The end result is the Titans just have a regular old Discord server that, as far as Discord the company is concerned, doesn't exist, but they can still invite people to who are using regular Discord accounts or chat from their accounts on other normal servers, and other apps are all similarly seamless and convenient.

The Avengers have basically an ultra-high-end spy version of Signal (the app, not Batman's latest son). At first they were just using SHIELD messaging software but after not too long Stark made his own. But the way it's set up, not even Stark has access to all the messages that are sent to anyone besides him. During Civil War he tried to shut down the whole service so the other side couldn't use it, and failed. He just made it too secure and autonymous. Unless someone has the app open and is currently looking at what he wants to see, not even Cyborg could extract chatlogs from it.

The X-Men, X-Force, and X-Factor are basically left out in the cold and forced to use a combination of regular services (some encrypted like Signal) and, when available, and only for the people who agree to it, telepathic chatrooms.

Whoever is "hosting" a telepathic chatroom isn't consciously aware of the messages being subconsciously relayed in real time, but, there's nothing to stop them browsing if they get curious, and as soon as they need to focus and use their powers on anything else strenuous or with stakes, the whole thing shuts down. But the chatlogs being stored in the literal memories of the people in them, that only prevents new messages from being sent for a while (and from being able to literally visually see it), and if the telepathic chatrooms need a new "host" to run it, little is lost in the hand-off.

Of course all of that is just about text chat. Earpiece comms are fairly standard among superheroes, so a lot of communication happens over comms voice calls/recorded voice messages, and that's its own whole topic.

[gothicthundraog]

What A Twist

Drakken, Shego, Kim, and Ron find themselves in a familiar place but with a small little twist on the roles played.

FFN | Ao3

What a Twist

Drakken leaned against the bars of the cell, Shego's arm resting on his shoulder as he was hunched forward. The jail cell door was a little less study then the two was used too, an easy break out if ever there was one. However, the two didn't make any movement to do so, but simply grinned like idiots beyond the door. Shego fought an actual giggle as she buried her head into Drakken's coat and shook her head.

"Such a familiar setting," grinned Drakken.

"Same cast involved," continued Shego as she sobered her smile to follow his gaze.

"Similar plot, too," said Drakken standing up straight, and nodding at Shego.

"But..." smirked Shego.

"What a twist," Drakken grinned evilly.

They both snickered as they leaned to the others standing on the opposite side of the metal bars. A sarcastic response came to them.

"Haha, I'm glad you're having a good laugh, just get us out of here," scoffed Kim from inside the cell, Ron stood next to her shaking his head at the older two.

"We've been in here all night, and someone named Biscuit stolen my shoes," said Ron angrily.

"Throwing shoes at him when he said, 'Nice shoes' is not stealing," sighed Kim, she groaned, "We just want to get out of here and get some Aspirin."

"What did you two even drink?" asked Shego, she smirked, "You broke into a convivence store... for milk?"

"Do you know how much milk costs in Vegas!? It's theft," snapped Ron, he groaned, "I don't even remember why though."

"Apparently the only number we remembered was yours," said Kim looking at Drakken, "The Kimmunicator is missing, we don't have our phones... so if you two could hurry this up..."

"Oh, we didn't come here to bail or break you out," said Drakken, Shego nodded and grinned.

"We came here to gloat and mock," said Shego happily, "Because, this is OUR moment to do so."

"And take pictures!" said Drakken, he pulled out his phone and clicked a few, "Say Mugshot!"

"Mugshot," smiled Ron, Kim reached for the phone and Drakken stepped back.

"Uh uh," smiled Drakken, waving his phone, he dropped it and quickly picked it up, "Aw, I cracked it."

"You just got it," sighed Shego, she shook her head, she smirked, "Alright, this has been great. Have fun!"

"Oh look, I accidentally sent it to all my contact," grinned Drakken as he pulled a face and held up his phone, as the two walked towards the door.

"Are you kidding? You flew all this way just to gloat?" asked Kim with wide eyes as the two waved from behind the closed door, "Can you believe them?"

"Yeah," said Ron, he sighed, "My feet are cold."

"Alright, you two can go," said the guard as he opened the cell door, "Bail's been posted."

"It has?" asked Ron, Kim rolled her eyes.

"Always with the dramatics," said Kim, as they walked out.

Drakken and Shego sat on the steps of the Court House, both looking smugger than should be allowed. Kim took a deep breath, she really hoped they'd been joking about the photos because this was the last thing she wanted anyone to ever see. It wouldn't be long before it was posted on websites and the news, she cringed, hoping Wade or Global Justice could do Damage Control. Ron looked down at the bags on his feet and nearly fell when his shoes were thrown at him from Shego.

"Hey! Oh hey my shoes," grinned Ron as he sat down and then groaned, "My head."

"We got the Aspirin in the car," sighed Drakken, he shook his head, "The video was wonderful."

"Oh god, it's already online?" asked Kim with a deep sigh.

"No, we made a few pitstops on the way here," sighed Shego, "As great as watching your fall from grace would be... the reality is we'd much rather have this in our little box of knowledge."

"You know... in case we ever need it," smirked Drakken, "If everyone knows, we can't hold it over your heads... so."

"I'm both grateful and deeply concerned," smiled Kim, "Thanks."

"Yeah don't mention it," sighed Shego, she gave her a sharp look at then to Ron, "Seriously, don't ever mention it."

"How'd you guys get here so fast," said Ron, he scratched his head as they walked to the Hover Car.

"Well, when you two drunkenly called us and invited us to the wedding, we weren't going to miss that," snorted Drakken, Shego smirked.

"Wedding?" asked Kim and Ron, they both looked at each other and then back at Drakken and Shego.

"Consider this your wedding gift," smirked Shego, "Because we're not buying you anything."

"Couldn't let you two spend your honeymoon in jail could we? What kind of arch-frienemies would we be."

"Smell you losers, later," said Shego, the Hover Car shot off leaving the other two standing there.

"Wait... did we?" asked Ron, Kim looked wide eyed, "Kim... are we?"

"Ron..." said Kim, she looked towards where her car was being pulled out of impound, written in bright white was 'Just Maryed!' and 'Booyah!'

"... is it okay that I'm more upset about the fact we only invited Drakken and Shego?" asked Ron after a silent moment, Kim shrugged.

"We'll leave that part out when we tell our families," said Kim, she smirked at Ron, who gave her a dopey grin, "So, what are you thinking... Hubby?"

"Drakken used my word... He said arch-frienemies," grinned Ron, Kim's face fell, he blushed, "You meant like... we should get a hotel or something."

"Yeah," said Kim with a sigh.

End

[baotowel]

Object Overview: Kimmunicator

[zeether]

I had this dream about a Kim Possible episode and I don't remember what entirely went on with it, but it had a scene where Kim and Ron were off in...I wanna say somewhere in Scandinavia, maybe, and they were looking for a villain as usual then Kim noticed this house on a corner of the street and talked sweetly to Ron about "oh...wouldn't it be nice to spend the rest of our lives together there..." and Ron just smiled back at her

Then I had this Kimmunicator toy but it looked like a D-3 from Digimon and it had a radio and voice recorder, also the buttons were really unintuitive. The record button was where the volume dial seemed to be, the power button was on the back but also holding it switched the radio station?? The record button played the "beep beep beepbeep" tone before recording too

[ilovekimpossiblealot]

For those who want updates on the hacked state of the channel, please check out our Kimmunity Discord! Free and open to the public: https://discord.gg/duY2M22

[howemuginative]

What's the sitch? Better answer your kimmunicator to find out!

Made on Blender and Substance Painter 3D

Fan work only

[sharperthewriter]

The Twelve Days of a Possible Family Christmas

Good evening, everyone. I hope everyone is doing well this holiday season. And since it is the holiday season, I'd thought I bust out one of my old Christmas-related one-shots. It is titled "Twelve Days of A Possible Family Christmas." The description about it is...well...exactly what it says on the tin. It takes place about five months prior to the events of Graduation.

(DISCLAIMER: Please note this was done in 2018 and it is not for the current KP Winter Fanfic contest)

From the Desk of Sharper

With the holidays going on, I decided that, for Whitem's winter story competition, that I'm gonna do a one-shot songfic this time around. And since there weren't many last year, this could fill the void. The story is that, as per a Possible Family Christmas tradition, the whole Possible family sings the "Twelve Days of Christmas" but with a KP Twist to it.

It is set in Season 4, and, yes, Kim and Ron are still together. It takes place 5 months before the alien invasion.

The fanfic is approved for all general audiences.

Kim Possible, characters and settings, are created by Schooley and McCorkle and (c) by Disney.

The Twelve Days of Christmas lyrics are in the public domain and, thus, allowed on FFnet.

"The Twelve Days of A Possible Family Christmas"

December 24, 2006. 5pm, Possible household, Middleton.

James and Ann Possible were prepping up in time for the festivities in the kitchen. The house was all decorated with the help of the Tweebs. They rerouted the grid so that Middleton would not suffer any more rolling blackouts. Nana, Slim and Joss were all also in town, visiting. The Christmas turkey was baking in the oven and the props used for the skits were out in the living room.

It was the 17th Annual Possible Family Christmas Eve.

James took a sip of the eggnog that he had made with his machine. "The eggnog tastes as good as always, dear!"

James was wearing an ugly Christmas sweater with a snowman, brown shoes, and khakis while Ann was wearing denim overalls with both straps hooked over her green sweat, a pearl necklace and black boots.

Ann grinned, "Oh, James!"

She gave him a peck on the cheek and asked, "Can you add a little more cinnamon in it?"

James replied with a smile, "You know I will!"

He also made two more cups of eggnog as well for his most favorite guests.

"Check on Kim and Ron in the living room! We're about to sing carols!" Ann suggested.

"I'll tell them!" James replied as he went into the den where the crimefighting duo were at while holding the cups of eggnog in his hand. Luckily, since the villains were on a two-week truce, there were no missions to be had. Wade was at his parents, celebrating their family Christmas.

They were watching the promos for the "Six Tasks of Snowman Hank", which was to come later on tonight.

Ron was in a long-sleeved button-down dress shirt and baggy blue jeans that was showing off his pink heart boxers with a belt to hold them up. He completed this outfit with a simple gold chain R medallion and blue shoes.

Kim, in the meantime, was in baggy Club Banana denim overalls with the left strap hooked and the right strap undone. The undone side of the bib was flopping over her red plaid shirt, chunky Timberland-style boots, the choker and gold necklace behind her neck and the two chain pendants and silver locket Ron gave her behind her shirt. The CB ladies watch, two rings on both her fingers and large gold hoop earrings completed the jewelry department. She wore her hair in a ponytail and had purple eyeshadow, blush, makeup, red lipstick, and red fingernails. She was twirling her harmonica on the sofa.

Rufus, on the other hand, was curled up in a ball, sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

"Evening, Kimmie-cub!" James said with a smile. He put Kim and Ron's cups of eggnog to the side of the end table since the carols came first.

"Evening, Mr. DrP!" Ron replied.

"Evening, Dad! Everything going OK for this year?" Kim asked.

"So far, we're on schedule!" James added before turning a suspicious eye towards Ron. "And, Ronald, pull your pants up because Nana is on her way with Slim and Joss! I hope you hadn't forgotten what happened two months ago with the whole hip-hop dating incident."

Ron pulled his pants up and tightened his belt so that only the rear of his boxers were seen.

"Thank you, Ronald." James said with satisfaction that his mom would not faint at seeing the blonde sidekick being Mr. Droopy-Drawers.

Nana, Slim, and Joss all came to the house an hour later. They were ready to sing the carols.

The Possibles all grabbed their microphones. Slim was behind the video camera.

"You got it recording, Slim?" James asked.

"This camera doo-hickey is runnin' like a gold-plated watch!" Slim replied. The red light was counting down towards recording.

"Since Ron is our favorite non-Possible family guest..." Ann suggested, "...I move that he will lead us in song!"

Kim held her harmonica right in her hands.

"Thank you, Mrs. Dr. P!" Ron said, blushing, "I've been around KP since our very first Christmas in Pre-K, so it's a wonderful honor to lead the carols this year! And I found the perfect tune!"

The instrumental tune to 12 Days of Christmas played on the boombox, courtesy of Joss. Kim started to play on her harmonica.

(Ron) And a one...two...and a one, two, three, four!

On the first day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me:

Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the second day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me:

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the third day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me:

Three final school exams (Barkin: Stoppable, you're late again for exams. Ron: But, Mr. B, the bell didn't ring yet. Barkin: Excuse me, wise-guy, I make the decisions around here! )

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me:

Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me.

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron on the lips. Tweebs: Eeeew! Cootie Alert) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Seven Grande-Sized Nacos a fryin' (7 Nacos are in the deep fryer at Bueno Nacho)

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Eight cheerleaders a cheerin' (Goooooo Mad Dogs) Seven Grande-Sized Nacos a fryin'

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Nine plasma blasts a dodgin' (Kim and Ron dodge Shego's green plasma blasts)

Eight cheerleaders a cheerleadin' (Goooooo Mad Dogs) Seven Grande-Sized Nacos a fryin'

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Ten evil villain lairs a explodin' (Drakken's latest lair blows up. Drakken: Kim Possible, you think this Christmas Carol is all that, but it's not! Oooh I gotta catch up on the Snowman Hank promos!)

Nine plasma blasts a dodgin'

Eight cheerleaders a cheerin' Seven Grande-Sized Nacos a fryin'

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Eleven henchmen a clobberin' (Kim kicks Drakken's henchmen with relentless ease)

Ten evil villain lairs a explodin'

Nine plasma blasts a dodgin'

Eight cheerleaders a cheerin' Seven Grande-Sized Nacos a fryin'

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufus sleeping right next to the Christmas tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my girlfriend KP gave to me

Twelve of my pairs of pants a rippin' (Ron's pants rip against a loose nail. Ron: Oh, this is just perfect! Juuuuuust perfect!)

Eleven henchmen a clobberin'

Ten evil villain lairs a explodin'

Nine plasma blasts a dodgin'

Eight cheerleaders a cheerin' Seven Grande-Sized Nacos a fryin'

Six Tasks of Snowman Hank a-playin'

Fiiiiiiiiiive BF/GF kisses (Kim kisses Ron) Four Jade Monkeys

Three final school exams

Two very smart brothers (points to the Tweebs) and Rufussssss sleeping rightttttt next to the Christmas treeeeeeee.

When the tune ended, the whole entire house exploded with applause.

"I knew you had it in you, Ron!" Kim exclaimed as she embraced Ron in her arms.

"From the guy that sang a naked mole rat, it was no big!" Ron grinned as the two kissed. "Now let's watch some Snowman Hank!"

But Ron then tripped on the carpet and the plastic cups of eggnog went off the end table, flying through the air. They both landed on Ron's face.

Kim couldn't help but giggle at her BFBF. Rufus woke up and sniffed the eggnog. He rushed over there and licked it off his owner's face.

"Ronald, you know you're going to have to clean this up, right?" James asked, glaring at the clumsy kid.

"Yes, Mr. DrP." Ron sighed as he was going to get the paper towels to clean the mess up.

The Possibles celebrated their family Christmas. It, however, turned out to be their last peaceful one.

THE END

[flame-shadow]

Today while outside, I passed by some men doing some surveying, and I heard both the ringtone and text notification sound for one of their phones: Indiana Jones theme song and the Kim Possible kimmunicator beeps. Whoever he is, I heartily approve of his sound selections.

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Kim: *on the Kimmunicator* Wade, can you get us a ride to Georgia? Ron: *interrupting* Man, how petty can someone get? Kim: What's wrong, Ron? Ron: I was having an argument in a forum about the Aspen Powerwand from Everlot being an Easter Egg in Fantastic Fighting Friends Melee, and I was going to pull up the Wikipedia article to prove it, but whoever the person was edited the article as I was looking at it to delete the reference! I mean, come on, who does that!? Wade: *rapidly closing browser tabs* Uh, gotta go Kim!

[flowery-laser-blasts]

Emotion sickness but with Ron and Dr. Drakken.

This is my take on how an alternative emotion sickness episode would go. We need to see more emotional boys. It's also long because it's the ENTIRE episode but with changes.

The episode starts off the same but instead of Drakken managing to get on his hover pad, he and Ron end up fighting/bickering and get semi in the way of Kim and Shego's fight. Either Kim or Shego falls back and bumps into the duo causing them to fall against the bookshelf and get the moodulator chips stuck against their necks. Drakken is slightly dazed and gets hit in the face with the EMA (thrown by Shego), but he manages to hold onto it. Then he gets yoinked by Shego by his collar. Ron picks up moodulator remote and they return to Middleton. The episode then continues as follows: KIM AND RON -At Kim's house- Ron: "KP! Those breakfast Nacos aren't gonna eat themselves." Ron leans back but the moodulator remote in his pocket gets activated by the shift in weight. Ron's lip starts trembling and he starts sobbing. Kim runs into the kitchen. Kim: "Ron? What's wrong??" Ron: "I was in your way KP, we ended up losing that invention thingie to Drakken and Shego because of meeee!" Kim sighs and pats his shoulder Kim: "Ron? Uhm, do you know where the Kimmunicator is?" Ron: "Oh, no worries KP" he sniffles and rubs his sleeve against his nose "I got it, it's here." he holds the moodulator controller up to Kim. Kim: "Ron, this is not the Kimmunicator." Ron: "It isn't!? Oh noooo!!  I can't believe I lost the Kimmunicator as well! Waaaahh!" he sobs loudly. SHEGO AND DRAKKEN -At the lair- Shego: "Ey- Oi, Dr. D," Shego snaps her fingers in Drakken's face, "We escaped and got the 'whatchamahooey'. Shouldn't you be overjoyed and start over explaining your newest master plan to me?" Drakken: "Yeah, but... But...but... I broke a nail!" Shego: "Really? You care about your nails?" Drakken starts nodding rapidly with stifled sobs. Shego sighs and hands him her nail file. Drakken takes it and tries to desperately save his manicure.

KIM AND RON -At Kim's house- Rufus: "Oh, there, there." Rufus tries to comfort Ron. Kim: "Look, Ron, It's not big; we've lost the kimmunicator before, right?" Ron: "I know we did! When will the carelessness end?" Ron says as he throws the moodulator controller over his shoulder onto the ground, anger gets activated. Kim: "You know, your breakfast Nacos are getting cold so how about we reheat them in the microwave and get to school? Wade can find the Kimmunicator back." Ron: "I don't want those stupid Nacos anymore!" Ron shoves it away, Kim catches it just in time before it falls onto the floor. Ron: "You just want to go to school early so you can tell Wade that I lost the Kimmunicator, again! And then we can all laugh at Ron's expense while you look like little miss perfect. Yeah right! I'm going to school alone and tell this news to Wade myself!" Ron storms off, Rufus looks worried at Kim. SHEGO AND DRAKKEN -At the lab- Drakken is throwing an anger tantrum, files are spread out around the lab like confetti and cabinets are toppled over. Shego is leaning against a pillar and rolling her eyes. Shego: "Look, I get it, you were obviously upset about your broken nail." Drakken stops in his tracks and looks at Shego over his shoulder. Drakken: "Meaning...?" Shego: "Meaning that you were overreacting." Drakken's face scrunches up and he marches over towards Shego in a rather threatening manner. Even she is slightly taken aback by it. Drakken: "Overreacting? Overreacting?! Me?! I-" Drakken hits his toe hard against one of the fallen cabinets and screams out in pain curling up in a fetal position. Shego isn't sure what to do; help him up or let him be. Shego: "You know what Doc? You go figure it out, I'm going to let you cool down and when I get back, you've better cleaned up the lab and started on our doomsday thing." Shego walks towards the lab exit.

-Jim and Tim find the Moodulator controller and mess around.-

Drakken becomes sad and runs over and stands in between the exit and Shego. Drakken: "W-Wait Shego I'm so sorry, please don't leave me! I don't know what I'd do without you!" his mood gets changed from sad back to anger Drakken: "But you'd like to know, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you?! Wha... Uh... What was I talking about?" Shego cocks her eyebrow and crosses her arms Shego: Did I forget your birthday? Is that what this is about? KIM AND RON -At school at Kim's locker- Kim: "Ron what's wrong with you?! You made Big Mike cry!" Ron: "Oh trust me KP, the guy had it coming! And if I see Drakken and Shego, I'll make them cry too!" Kim: "Right... Speaking of them, I wonder what they are scheming..." Ron's mood rapidly changes to happy. Ron: "I have no idea, but I know that together, you and I, we as a team can stop them!" Ron's mood changes to sad. Ron: "...Unless I let them get away, again." Kim: "Ron, are you okay?" Ron snaps into anger. Ron: "Why? What do you mean by that?" Kim notices Josh and Tara passing by. Kim: "Oh, I see... It's okay Ron." Ron: "What do you mean, 'okay'?" Kim shakes it off because talking about Tara and Josh might be a bit too much for Ron now. Kim: "Nevermind, let's go to class. The Kimmunicator can wait" Kim grabs Ron's hand to drag him away from the 'situation', at this point his emotions shift to 'love' They arrive at their class. Kim: "Uhm, Ron? You can let go of my hand now." Ron: "What, oh- uh, yeah. Well, haha-" Ron stumbles to his seat and sighs keeping his eyes on Kim. Bonnie: "Some things are just too weird to even think about". SHEGO AND DRAKKEN -Back at the lab- Shego returns back to the lab after seemingly going out for some errands. She notices to her horror that Drakken is tinkering with her tanning light. Shego: "Dr. D, I give you 5 seconds to explain what you're doing with my tanning-" Drakken quickly zooms to her side and leads her towards her cozy spot in the lab. Drakken: "I've made modifications to the electron magneto accelerator and with a push of the button, it will super-charge this ordinary lamp to optimize your tanning experience" Drakken presses the button, a huge blinding light flashes and the chair underneath the lamp vaporizes. Shego's hands flare up and she is about to fire but Drakken instantly is next to her with a credit card ready in hand Drakken: "How about I buy you a brand new more luxurious tanning bed AND we go out shopping for new outfits and to an all-inclusive high-end spa?" Shego looks from Drakken to the credit card back to him. A tad weirded out but hey he pays for it. Shego: "You know what, alright." Drakken: "Oh goodie! Let me grab my swimming trunks!" and he sprints off.

The lovey-dovey montage now engages. - Drakken takes Shego to a spa. She's in literal heaven but gets a bit surprised when Drakken suddenly tries feeding her grapes. She -cautiously- accepts it but then seems okay with it. She closes her eyes again and eats the grapes he offers, not noticing that Drakken is sneering and glaring daggers at the very nervous masseur. - Ron takes Kim to an empty Bueno Nacho and sits her down at a booth. He snaps his fingers and a whole mariachi band emerges from behind the counter and joins in with the background music for this part of the scene. Ron rushes into the kitchen and comes back out again revealing an entire DIY Naco platter in the shape of Kim's face surrounded by a heart-shaped border of tortilla chips. Kim blushes hard and is very surprised at this. Rufus licks his mouth and tries to dive into it but Ron stops him and tosses him aside so he can sit close to Kim. Rufus catches himself and grumbles crossing his arms. - Shego and Drakken are now shopping around. Drakken pulls her into a very fancy and expensive-looking store, Shego doesn't mind and actually seems to be enjoying herself. Shego tries on some different outfits and Drakken approves all of them, giving a thumbs up as he takes out his credit card and pays for the clothes. KIM AND RON -At the school's Gym- Kim: "Hey, Monique? Do you have a sec?" Monique: "Yeah Kim, what's up?" Kim looks around carefully before speaking, making Monique cock her eyebrow. Kim: "It's about Ron." Monique: "You're in a pickle, huh?" Monique laughs. Kim: "This is so not funny Monique, I think-- I think Ron's actually crushing on ME." Kim grabs both sides of her hair squeezing it together. She looks distressed. Monique: "Okay, first of all: breathe girl. Secondly, it does explain why all of a sudden he starts taking more care in his appearance. You seen him? I had to make a double take this morning before algebra class to make sure it was him and not some exchange student!" Kim: "Yes, I know... And it's freaking me out! It's not the Ron I know!" Monique: "So, if it were the Ron you knew, you'd be down for dating?" Kim: "Wait, wha--, NO! Of course not! Ron and I are just friends! We've been so since kindergarten!" Monique: "And...that's it? You're sure that there're no other feels?" Kim: "I-- I well" Kim starts blushing harder clearly thinking back of the other day "I don't know. Yesterday he went out of his way to make some kind of romantic dinner in his own Ronny-way." Monique: "Awwww girl! That's cute-- was it cute?" Kim snaps back to reality Kim: "Well, if you consider your face being made up of various meats, cheeses and beans; and then being eaten cute-- then I guess cute." Monique: "You want my advice?" Kim: "I'm all ears." Monique: "Give it a chance, who knows! Maybe you two are meant to be. If he goes out of his way to do all of this, maybe he's the one- in his sort of Ronnish-ways." Kim: "What?! Monique! He's my friend- ugh! This conversation has never happened, he can never know about-- He's standing behind me isn't he?" Kim turns around and almost smacks into Ron who's standing literal inches away from her.

Ron: "Hey KP!" Kim: "Ron! Hi! Uhm- hey, could we? Get somewhere private? I've got something important I want to discuss." Ron: "Wow, I was just about to say the same thing! It's like we are thinking the same-- Wait, no! First me! Hold on, I've been practicing this for twentyten--" Ron takes a second to count on his fingers, "Thirty hours straight! Whatever you want to discuss with me has to wait, because I'm going to ask you first!" Kim: "Ask me what?" Kim looks confused but it quickly turns into nervosity as Ron kneels down on one knee and holds out a little box, it's revealed to be a pickle-shaped brooch. Monique: "Oh...my...gosh." Ron: "Kimberly-Ann Possible, we've known each other ever since we were little and you defeated my bullies -who strangely enough look very familiar to me- and saved me and the world multiple times over and over again from super freaks. You are the light of my life and I want to be with you forever and ever. Tonight's the big Middleton Days festival, and I don't have a date, would you do me the honor of being yours?" Kim gets fidgety and gulps, not expecting this and actually feels herself blush deeply. Kim: "Date? You want to go to the festival as my date?" Ron: "YES! YES I DO! BOOOYAAAH! I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7!" Ron jumps into the air and runs off before Kim realizes what happened. Kim: "Oh no... what have I done."

KIM AND ANN -At Kim's house- Kim: "OK, so Ron and I have been best friends forever. Maybe dating is the next step. I mean, what's not there to like about Ron? I mean, he's funny, cute, dependable and dating could be-- the next step?." Ann watches as her daughter paces around the place. "Ooo! Why didn't I stop him?! Why didn't I just say it was a misunderstanding!? What if this ruins our friendship, Mom? I don't want to hurt him and end up breaking his heart again!" Kim sighs and drops on her bed. Ann: "Again?" Ann looks surprised. Kim: "Long story..." SHEGO AND DRAKKEN -At some fancy restaurant- Shego and Drakken and seated far apart from the rest of the dinner guests with a view of the city below them. Shego is finishing her dessert when she notices that Drakken has been staring at her this entire time. He still hasn't touched his appetizer, main course, or dessert which is now balancing on the edge of the table. Shego slams her spoon down on the plate and crosses her arms, squinting her eyes at him. Shego: "Okay, spill. You've been acting all-" Drakken cuts her off by holding his hand up in front of her to speak. Drakken: "Shego, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Shego: "Uh- Actually, I'm going to be real with you here Dr. D; after the past days, I'm not really sure what you're thinking anymore." Drakken: "Go on! Guess!" he looks eagerly, making Shego a bit uneasy. Shego: "Uhm... "How am I going to keep a good credit score after all this splurging?"." She gets startled as Drakken lets out a loud laugh. Drakken: "No, silly. Don't worry about that!" Shego: "Right, okay, heh-" Shego gulps, looking around, "then what were you... thinking about?" Drakken: "I was thinking it's time for some evil!" Shego lets out an elated sigh. Shego: "Finally! Phew- for a second there I thought you were about to propose to me-" Drakken's face gets flushed and a big grin appears Drakken: "I mean if you-" Shego pinches Drakken's lips closed. Shego: "No- let's ignore what I just said and focus again: Are we talking about "Take over the world evil"?" Drakken nods his head frantically. Shego lets go of his lips. Drakken: "I know just where to begin... Middleton days." Shego: "Gosh, I feel like I should say something sarcastic, but hey, the night's still young. Let's get you a doggy bag and-" Drakken cuts her off once again. Drakken: "And I'll be your date!" Shego: "Say my what now?" Drakken: "Your date? You know? Evil boy meets evil girl?" The two of them get interrupted by the waiter bringing the dinner bill. Shego takes a glance at it takes in a sharp breath looks back at Drakken with an apologetic smile, sliding the bill across the table towards him. Shego: "Ah, yes, fine. Um, evil date it is!"

KIM AND RON -At Kim's house- Kim finds the Moodulator controller on the table and frowns, Kim: "Ron's been acting strange ever since that mission-" James: "Oh Kimmie-cub, Ronald's here!" Kim puts the moodulator controller in her purse and rushes over to the hallway. Kim: "Hey Ro-, Ro-- Ron?" Kim is flabbergasted by Ron's transformation. His hair is combed neatly. He's wearing an actual not oversized suit and he seems to have a sudden boost of confidence. Ron: "You like it? I wanted to look perfect just for you. But- But not too perfect. 'Cause, ya know; you're perfect. You can do anything so- heh heh." James: "Riiiiiight- Well then, you kids have fun and Ron have Kimmy home by-" Ron: "10 o'clock but on special occasions and rescue missions, it's extended to 11. But no worries Mr Dr. P. We'll be back far before 10 sharp. It's a Ron Stoppable promise!" James blinks in surprise as Ann laughs it off.

-AT THE MIDDLETON DAY'S FAIR- Man: "And the prize goes to our winning rocket ranger." Ron: "Uh, Boo-yah! Here you go KP! It really wasn't that much of a big-dill." Ron giggles at his own joke as he hands Kim the pickle-shaped plush. Kim: "Heh heh. Um, yeah, boo-yah. Look, we need to talk." Ron: "Alright KP, I'm listening!" Kim: "OK, so, Ron... We've known each other for a long time. We're a great team, and..." As kim puts the plush in her purse, she hits the moodulator controller by accident. Ron: "Ha ha, team! Ha ha ha! Yeah, you said team." Kim: "Ron, I'm being serious here! I'm seriously worried about you! About us!" Kim puts her purse down roughly, making the moodulator controller switch once more. Ron: "Oh? And why's that?! Is there something going on I should know about?" Kim: "What? No-- Ron. You're acting so weird and I thought, maybe it's because of the Kimmunicator sitch and, you know; Josh and Tara-" Kim lowers her head in defeat, not knowing what to say. She leans against the purse and thus the moodulator controller. Ron: "Are you- Are you breaking up with me?" Kim: "Yeah Ron... I guess-- I guess I am." Kim can't help but to tear up. Ron: "Oh, I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I... Oh! You're just using me as a rebound guy" Ron runs away as he cries loudly. As soon as Kim notices, she gets up and runs after until she notices the Kimmunicator flying towards her. She catches it mid-air. Kim: "The Kimmunicator!" Cyrus: "Aha! Spy!" Kim: "Professor Cyrus! There must've been a misunderstanding, you see, during our last mission, we must've accidentally picked this up instead of our Kimmunicator!" Kim shows Cyrus the Moodulator controller. Cyrus: "My moodulator controller!" He grabs it from Kim's hands "This controls my moodulators!" Kim: "Uh- Moodulator? What does the Moodulator controller do, professor Cyrus?" Shego: "Dr. D, come on. Let's concentrate." She snaps her fingers in front of Drakken's face, "Can we just focus on turning that laser into a death ray? Just tell me how to do it and then I'll do it myself so you can go continue- whatever it is you're doing right now." Drakken sobs harder, Shego shields herself from incoming tears. Drakken: "You're leaving in my time of need." He wails, curling up on the ground. Shego grimaces and carefully takes the EMA from his grasp. Shego: "No, no, no, no. I'll be right back! Just stay right here and- uh- figure things out." Drakken: "I'm not gonna forgive you for this... Ever!"

Shego walks over towards the parade but gets bumped into by the crying Ron. The EMA falls and breaks, enraging Shego. She looks over at Ron as she flares up her hands. Shego: "Ugh! Has everyone lost it!?" She notices Ron looking awfully depressed and smirks. "Where there's a sidekick, there's a world-saving cheerleader. I guess this could be fun."

Shego arrives just in time to hear the last bit of information. Kim: "So this device had complete control of Ron all along?" Cyrus: "Precisely. With just the press of a button..." Ron: "KIM!" Ron cries out as Shego has him in her grasp. Kim: "Shego! Let him go!" Shego: "As you wish princess, catch!" Shego throws Ron as hard as she possibly can at Professor Cyrus. Kim tries to catch Ron but both of them bump into Cyrus, who falls over and lets go of the Moodulator. Shego catches it and flips through the different emotions. She instantly sees the changes in Ron. Shego: "So that's why Dr. D has been acting so off lately. But hey, not that he's any less weird without this thing. But total control over him is not such a bad idea-- HEY!" Shego growls as Kim kicks the moodulator controller out of her hands. It falls into a fountain and starts malfunctioning.

Professor Cyrus runs over to the fountain and fishes out the controller. He gasps. Cyrus: "Oh no! The circuits have been fried!" Kim: "So that means everything's back to normal, right?" Cyrus: "I'm afraid your friend is now locked into an irreversible frenzy of rage." Ron: "Grrr." Cyrus: "So I hope he's not angry at anybody because whoosh! That'd be bad." Ron: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED ME AS A REBOUND GUY, KIM!" Kim starts dodging Ron's attacks as he starts using Monkey Kung Fu on her. Shego: "Wow, that sidekick's actually not half that bad..." Shego hears footsteps behind her and manages to jump away in time. Drakken tries attacking her and he seems to be fuming. Drakken: "Shego. After all that I gave to you, you keep on asking for more, and don´t hesitate to toss me aside! You know what that does to a man?!" Shego: "Let me guess, mad?" Shego engages in combat with Drakken. He tries to pull on her hair and retorts to try to bite her. She manages to evade him and ties his hands up behind his back by using his belt. Drakken grits his teeth growling lowly pushing back and trying to undo his hands. Shego: "You know, all of this is the fault of those teens. If it weren't for those two, we would've been rulers over the world already!" Shego smirks as she notices something click inside of Drakken's mind and she steers the enraged man back to Kim and Ron.

Kim: "Ron, Chill out. It's me!" Kim gets worn out and actually starts growing tired of dodging the punches. Ron: "Yeah? Kim the heartbreaker!" As Ron tries to punch again, Kim gets blasted to the side by Shego. She laughs as she holds Drakken in check who's trying to get out of her grasp and towards Kim. Shego: "HA! I can't believe it was that easy!" Seeing Kim struggling to get up makes Ron snap he can't stand the sight of it and his moodulator chip breaks. Ron: "Kim, I... I can't... KIM!" Ron runs over to her and glares at Drakken and Shego. Shego lets go of Drakken and he charges forward, however, Ron manages to get a hold of him, plant his heels into the ground and push him back using his monkey kung fu to make Drakken fly back into Shego, in turn, breaking his moodulator chip upon impact. Drakken is knocked out and Shego cries out in frustration as she lies in an uncomfortable spot that's not easy to get out of. Ron holds out his hand for Kim and she takes it. He carefully helps her back to her feet and wraps her arm around his shoulder so she can lean on him. Ron: "I'm so, so sorry Kim... I just-" Kim hushes him and smiles gently. Kim: "It's okay, Ron. So not the drama." Ron: "So I... I guess the crush and everything was all moodulator, huh?" Kim: "Yeah, I guess so..." both of them look away slightly, a hint of sadness on both their faces. Kim takes a deep breath and is about to say something but then fireworks go off. Both of them stare up at the sky in awe at the display of colors. They catch a glance at each other and smile, leaning a bit into each other's embrace.

Massive thanks to @creatorping for reading parts of it and discussing this! I absolutely loved her idea of Drakken being an enraged biter and it's just GHHH Also entirely grateful to kpfanworld.com for having these transcripts at the ready! This was a lot of fun to rewrite! I hope you liked it! :D

[aesthetically0b5essed]

I wish using the Kimmunicator beep for my watch notifications started as many conversations as the one from Power Rangers.