#kingdom of bohemia

[dreamconsumer]

Maria Theresa, Archduchess of Austria and Queen of Hungary and Bohemia. By Pierre Gustave Eugene Staal.

[roehenstart]

Elisabeth of Luxembourg (1409-1442), Queen of Hungary and Bohemia. Lithograph by Josef Kriehuber.

[fandangomuz]

drazí Jadřich lodníci! Zde přispívám svou část🫡

[dill-weeds]

a weather forecast of sorts for the KCD zine!!!

[https-yaracchi]

good boy,good girl

[the-night-puncher]

Sir Divish when Henry comes back from his hot girl summer in kuttenberg and now only refers to Lord Capon as Hans:

[toyboy-molloy]

Pribyslavitz was a thriving, peaceful community thanks to Henry's hard work. Being the Bailiff of an upcoming settlement was no easy task but it was thankfully paying off. He was enjoying some down time in his office, tucking into a hot bowl of stew to be precise, when there was a knock at the door.

He sighed, regretfully putting down his spoon, "come in."

The catchpole entered, holding back a grin as he did. He cleared his throat, shuffling on his feet, "sorry to disturb, Bailiff, but there's some trouble in the tavern."

"Can't you sort it out?" Henry said with a groan, resisting the urge to massage his temple. The catchpole sniggered knowingly.

"I think you'll want to handle this yourself."

Henry rolled his eyes but got to his feet, collecting his mace as he left the office. He followed the unhelpful catchpole towards the tavern; at first, he didn't see anything amiss. Locals sat around sharing ale and chatting. Then, he spotted Sir Hans engaging in a heated debate with a dice player, who currently had a vice-like grip on the front of his lordship's pourpoint.

"Oi," Henry shouted with all the authority he could muster as he approached the warring pair. He threw his arms up, "Sir Hans! What the fuck?"

The dice player let go of Hans as though he was burned, stammering out apologies as he quickly scurried away. Hans brushed himself down, scoffing, "well, I sure hope you're going to punish him, Bailiff."

"What are you doing here?"

"You know how it is," Hans shrugged, swigging on a tankard of ale, "I grew bored of the taverns in Rattay, the guards all kiss Hanush's arse. So I thought I'd try elsewhere," he had a smug look on his face as he finished with, "perhaps somewhere the Bailiff has no choice but to do what I say."

"It doesn't work like that," Henry answered although he wasn't quite sure himself. He sighed, "just...stay out of trouble."

Hans chuckled, getting up to follow after Henry. He nudged him when he finally caught up, "how could I possibly get into trouble with you watching me so closely. Bailiff."

"For God's sake," Henry muttered, looking around to ensure no one was listening. He still lowered his voice, "why are you always making it so hard for me?"

"My natural charm and good looks," Hans grinned cheekily and Henry couldn't help but chuckle, shaking his head. The lord stepped closer, "is there anywhere we can discuss...business?"

"Aye, my office," Henry answered casually, leading the way, "I'll get rid of Marius."

The master locator was himself nowhere to be seen when they arrived at the Rathaus. The catchpole from before was standing guard outside the office, eyeing the Bailiff and the fancy looking troublemaker as they entered.

Caught off-guard, Henry blurted out, "I have to punish him."

Hans' eyes widened as he quickly glanced in Henry's direction. The catchpole looked between them, wordlessly exiting the Rathaus with an understanding look. Hans let out a relieved laugh, casually entering Henry's office like he owned the place.

"Subtle as always, Henry."

Henry scoffed, locking the door behind him, "I didn't hear you say anything!"

"It doesn't matter," Hans stepped into Henry's space, running his hands over his chest with a a smirk, "I'm more interested to hear how you're going to punish me, master Bailiff."

[bad-system]

i think they should've given istvan toth a more ambiguous ending that left his status unknown rather than dead.

it would've been more fun seeing henry thinking he's seeing istvan in places he has no right being, and being unsure whether he's hallucinating his guilty consciousness or seeing ghosts. i want henry to be more haunted by his ghosts of revenge.

[kcd-quotes]

if you win at playing dice with dry devil while playing for “something else”, he’ll give you a carrot. this is the dialogue that follows

[strechanadi]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, ONE MORE POST AND I WOULD GO BERSERK AND GONNA SCREAM ABOUT A PROPER WAY OF MEDIEVAL COUPLE'S DANCING!

For fuck's sake, it's not like we do not have any sources! We even have PICTURES! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BE PRAISED!

[dreamconsumer]

Franz Joseph I, Emperor of Austria. Unknown artist.

[roehenstart]

Ottokar II of Bohemia (1233-1278) by Adolf Liebscher.

[liorlenn]

(KCD2 spoilers)

I love my man musa. he’s a black man in medieval Bohemia and he makes hashtag gamers angry. He’s Muslim. He fucks. He’s a physician. He’s a traveler. He gets implicated in a murder. He’s one of the nicest dudes in the game by a country mile. He’s long suffering. he got to attend a Catholic conference because everyone thinks he’s cool. He hates violence. He saves the main character’s life by killing a guy for him. He survives a siege and immediately asks if the milf who also survived is available. He gets sad if you don’t ask him to stay with u and ur pals despite the fact he almost died like 10 times.

[delaish]

Finally, this is my contribution to the Hansry fandom. I struggled to finish this illustration because: a) I'm not capable of drawing very masculine-looking male characters, b) I wanted them to be perfect and easily recognizable, and c) I needed to show the tenderness that their relationship conveys to me. I hope the rest of the fans enjoy it as much as I did the result. Thank you so much! 🙇‍♀️🩷

I'll post it later on my Instagram (@delaishdevne) if you want to support me there too. 🥰

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[rednightmare18]

oh i'm. going to write such an istvan fic

[anyydidi]

I just want to remind everyone that Bohemia is a real place that exists to this day? 😭

Technically, when you say modern Bohemia, you can think of the Czech republic, a central european slavic country. If you want to narrow it down and be more specific, nowadays when someone refers to Bohemia outside of history, they refer to one of the three parts of Czechia - Silesia (Slezsko), Moravia (Morava) and Bohemia (Čechy).

I know this doesn’t apply to most people but I have seen multiple instances where they refer to Bohemia as some sort of fictional concept in the KCD fandom? And I mean it kind of is in the KCD world, but Bohemia still exists and it is weird to consider and/or talk about it as fictional…