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oh-no-its-bird · 11 months ago

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Ok so everyone say thank you to @kirabasai for infecting me with the thought of Commander Fox getting zapped from starwars to naruto

Mitsuki and Fox clone solidarity,, I know Mitsuki only exists in Boruto but I don't give a shit so now not only is this a dimension travel au it's also a time travel

Somehow both Fox and Mitsuki end up in normal naruto canon, and work together bc uhhhh. Reasons, I dunno.

Fox gets zapped first to boruto, probably through spooky Palpatine sith shenanigans that don't actually matter. But he's only there for a second, with just enough time to knock into Mitsuki before he's zapped again into naruto— accidentally bringing Mitsuki with him.

Oops.

He actually feels kind of bad ab it. Or like, as bad about it as Fox can feel, bc he's Fox. But then he learns Mitsuki is a clone and it isn't just awww shit he accidentally kidnapped some kid but aww shit he accidentally kidnapped a Shiny

Head in his hands, he didn't ask for this,, he was a good boy,, he did his job so diligently,, he hid all the bodies and killed all the people Palpatine told him to,,, literally never done a thing wrong,,,,

Fox winds up with Palpatines lightsaber somehow, and over the course of the story it kind of becomes his. It freaks the absoloute FUCK out of literally any sensors, it is radiating legit evil over there and Fox is holding it like it's no big deal (bc he can't sense shit and is kind of numb to sith energy anyways)

Fox also has a blaster and I am definitely thinking ab the comedy of like. A gun in Naruto. It's a gun. It's a gun that moves fast as light. No one knows what a gun is and Fox is going to get SO much milage out of just having a weapon he can aim places without people realizing what it's ab to do (shoot you in the fucking face)

If someone were to pry into Fox's mind they'd actually have a really awful time of it, then probably walk face first into some nasty lingering sith mind fuckery stuff. Bad experience, 0/10, Fox is very happy w how it turned out but also has no idea why he got that effect. Either way, keep ur nasty ass mind fingers to yourself

Also, Fox speaks Basic. Not Japanese.

I'm thinking he has some sort of standard translator chip that allows him to communicate, but it sometimes translates the stuff he says weirdly. For example, from everyone else's perspective, he keeps introducing himself as Kitsune.

Which, for obvious reasons, doesn't really go over that well with a lot of people in Konoha when he gets there.

He's also visibly foreign and keeps being mistaken for being from Suna

So anyways, Fox and Mitsuki first fight bc like. Hey!! You fucking kidnapped?? Me???

Mitsuki gets the jump on him bc shinobi kid vs guy who doesn't know what a fucking shinobi even is

But then they're able to kinda talk it out and like, look neither of them know where they are so... truce?

Ok so now the fun part:

Fox has no fucking clue what's going on.

From his point of view, he's on... some kind of semi primitive planet. Doesn't remember how or why, but he's here now. So standard GAR procedures; find a way to contact home base. He has his normal gear on him, but no deep space radio, so he'll have to just... make one. Fuck, ok. If he can find the parts, it's doable. All command class clones are taught the basics of how, just like how they're taught how to assemble a blaster from scraps.

But from Mitsuki's point of view, they time traveled.

Mitsuki's POV is the only reason Fox knows there's smthn seriously up, but he's not exactly gonna go "aha! Dimension travel!" On top of it all

Now here's the thing. They're in early naruto canon, some time after wave arc.

Mitsuki only knows chunks of history, and only what has been taught to him second hand from school, Orochimaru, and very very occasional stories from Sasuke or the rest of team Taka

(I feel like Suigetsu especially would have fun telling all sorts of stories)

Not... all of these stories are completely accurate. And even if they are, they're often dumbed down to be easily understood by children— think that one Boruto episode where they put on some sort of silly play about the sanin (which was adorable btw and also fucking hilarious. Actual war criminals son learns about war crimes in class and everyone is just cool happy magic of friendship about it. Amazing.)

So now Fox is learning these fuckin third hand stories from Mitsuki, who literally learned it from the villains of many of the stories, and there is some SERIOUS biases going on

They go to Orochimaru for help.

Local scientist, parent of child (= dependable?) Best source of tech for potential radio + blaster repairs if needed. Fox can trade information to him if needed, it seems like a good choice.

It is not a good choice.

Orochimaru is like nearing the heights of his insanity, and I think it'd be real fun if he decides Sasuke is cool and all but a man from the stars??? A man literally made in a vat to be the perfect example of human physique???? Who's also resistant to many forms of corrosive chakra????

New perfect body alert.

Mitsuki is cute but Orochimaru isn't really in a parental sort of mind set, sorry <3

Mitsuki is going "Huh!! My parent did say they had a pretty severe midlife crisis..."

"Kid I think this is a bit more than just a midlife crisis."

Anyways, then they escape and continue to fuck around trying to build a deep space radio, which at this point is Fox's only hope home which also means it's Mitsuki's bc maybe the jedi can help with the whole uhh... time? Thing?

I'm thinking that after the thing w Orochimaru goes to shit, they're both a lot more wary of the fact that Mitsuki's information may not be the best.

After Oro in terms of figures of power and safety, almost everyone else is either a child, not born yet, or their current location is unknown— except for good old dependable ✨️ rokudaime Kakashi ✨️

Ok so picture this. You're Kakashi, sleeping peacefully in bed after a long day fucking with your students (who you're still very conflicted about having) You wake up to a presence in ur room and there's some fucking snake kid leaning over ur bed going "Hatake-sama—"

You freak out.

Knives may be thrown.

The snake kid has a very angry looking, foreign adult man body guard.

This is so fucking suspicious.

The snake kid says he's a time traveler, and that you are the eventual Rokudaime and also the only person he knows he can trust 100%

This is so fucking suspicious.

So obviously, Kakashi plays along then turns around and reports the fuck out of their asses to the Hokage.

Yeah, Fox doesn't really know what he expected. If some random kid showed up looming over HIS bed in the middle of the night, said he'd be the next chancellor and they know bc they're a time traveler and also pretty please help me build a deep space radio so I can go home— well, he wouldn't report them to Palpatine because not even he's that sadistic. But he'd probably toss them into the cells for a minute, if only because it was one of the only perks of his job

Or, well, for that analogy to work it wouldn't be a deep space radio, because he was used to space travel. It'd have to be something wilder— like an interdimensional radio. Haha, good one. Like that existed. God, imaging having to try and make one of those, that'd be insane. Fox would just kill himself at that point. Good thing he doesn't have to, right? Right?

Anyways mid adventure, they bump into Jiraiya who is fucking horrified to recognize Orochimaru's way of smiling in Mitsuki and gaslights himself into thinking he HAS to be wrong.

I think its Jiraiya who finally helps them out

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avopumpkin · 8 months ago

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Hi, for the ask game :)

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

or/and

❄️ ⇢ what's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

🍄 Share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

One of my fav YTTD ship is Joe and Ryoko, especially because it's almost canon (rip Joe 🙏). My HC is that Joe would always yap to Sara about his dates with Ryoko. He just would be a yapping machine. And I really love the fact that he took Ryoko for a kebab date. This was a perfect date. And I'm sure there would be more kebab dates, if only Midori was sane. 😩🙏

But coming up with another HC (I mentioned kebab only because I'm hungry and it's 2 am when I'm writing this in my notes), I really like to think they would be typical Insta couple. Posting a lot cute of pictures together, playing cardboard games together and with Sara. You know, just normal teenagers who were not traumatised by Asunaro.

Another short HC is for NaoReko. I like to think Nao would be drawing album covers for Reko and her band and going with them for tours. <33

I'm not very creative with HC and my HC usually are so normal. But I guess it's kind of justified when it comes to YTTD. All of the characters suffered enough. 😅

❄️ What's your dream theme/plot for a fic, and who would write it best?

Recently I saw a fanfic idea, made by kirabasai, about Obito from Naruto, who is an extremely unreliable narrator, obsessing over Kakashi, his every thought of Kakashi is very detailed and the reader doesn't know what exactly is happening around Obito, we just mostly know his obsessive thoughts and analysis of Kakashi. And it got me so interested in this that I wish someone actually wrote it. Unfortunately I don't know who would be perfect for this when it comes to writing skills, because I don't know many authors. But I like the thoughts and analysis of badninken here on Tumblr, and their analysis of Obito and Kakashi is always interesting for me to read. So even if I don't know their writing skills, I still think they're perfect for the job as they know a lot about Obito and Kakashi. ✨

#thank you for the ask <33 #i suddenly forgot about my fav ships #and my head canons #but i did my best to remember <33 #ask game #ask avopumpkin

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marauderseraplz · 3 years ago

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Keysmash by AllThisAndLoveTooWillRuinUs

The Star, The Moon, The Lovers by Raging_queer

French kissed by MarvelousGinger

The Mirror Of Ecidyrue Series

Kill your darling by messermoon

Sometimes it’s easier to be invisible by introvertedhufflepuff

Cadence of part time poets

edge by pinkpalaceapartments

[Marauder ink by jennaandblitz

Or.

Marauder’s Ink by stonecoldhedwig]

Art heist by babyotrtbs (I think??)

Choices by messermoon

Crimson river by zeppazariel

Away childish letters by lettered (Drarry I believe)

Whatever happened to the young young lovers by georgia_sk

plutomoony in general tbh

Best Friend’s Brother by zeppazariel

All American Boy by moonyslovergrl

Once Upon A Green Haze by Kris678

Im raking through all the open ao3 tabs in my phone for this and there is more i just don’t wanna write it rn :)

Shaping his future by queermicah

The miseducation of Draco Malfoy by magpie_fngrl

To make it better by izziecalloway

Teach them how to dream by im_still_tryin_to_find_it

Like real people do by third_crow

A big mass over highway ninety by greenvlvetcouch

What about the plans we made? by maraudersalyssa

Better off dead by skylarihardlyknowher

Teeth by amour_anguis, regularis_vas (So good omg)

The horcrux hunt by Keysie

Obliviate by endlesspossibilities

Howlr by partialtopotter

The star, the moon, the lovers by Raging_queer

The hot barista by WhyTFNot

I’ve loved you in a million different ways by dotty456

set those ghosts alight by justwhatialwayswanted

Harry Potter and the welcome to the world of grey by sobsicles

Did you miss me? by Fantasimal, Krethes

I see the light by messrfeli, serendipitysirius

When its warm again by moonymoment

Best friend’s brother by zeppazariel

Dropped classes and assigned seats by kirabasai

Coiled by cinnamonrooibos

Romeo save me (they’re tryna tell me how to feel) by Allthegaydudes

Grotesque by deadwizardskinnie

If an injury is to be inflicted by shealwaysreads (onereader)

Invisible string by moonysmirrorball

you belong to me (i belong to you) by Child_OTKW

The hand that feeds by rollercoasterwords

I want to be good by mightydolphin

Lethal combination by olivieblake

Let the light in by Eniaos

Away childish things by lettered

The prom date by xivz

Speak now by moonsblack

The blood in your mouth by moonysmirrorball

I could be a better boyfriend than him by 70deadgays

The secret language of plants by Endrina

Dwelling by aideomai

pink lemonade by moonysbookshelf

French kissed MarvelousGinger

Truth, lies, and storytelling by BreathOfThePheonix

Staying strangers by 3amAndCounting

disintegration by moonymoment

lyrics can’t explain this by vampireboyluvrr

all my cards are here by haey1

A Certain Mood by ???

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