#kitten witch and the bad vibes

[terraswallows]

I know stereotypes are bad, but let’s be honest—every trans girl has a vibe. So tell me, which one are you?

A cute hacker girl fueled exclusively by energy drinks – You type at lightning speed, have a questionable sleep schedule, and may or may not be a digital cryptid. Bonus points if you can do eyeliner so sharp it doubles as a weapon.

A literal cat/dog (kitten/puppy also valid options) – You either radiate smug feline energy or are the human embodiment of "wagging tail, big eyes, head pats please." No in-between.

Target mom – You have opinions on scented candles, will absolutely offer to buy your friends snacks, and could run a household with military efficiency if you weren’t so busy being cute.

Three communist manifestos in a trench coat trying to add others to their cause – You own at least one tattered copy of The Communist Manifesto, believe transition should be free, and could (and would) unionize a girl’s night out.

Teenage witch – You collect shiny rocks, you’ve considered hexing a TERF, and your idea of self-care involves moon water and aggressively manifesting a hotter body.

OH NO A LITERAL GOBLIN! – You hoard shinies, giggle mischievously, and the concept of “pretty girl” and “chaotic gremlin” are one and the same to you.

A vampire with an addiction to fluffy things – Yes, you are the night. But also, you need a soft blanket, thigh-high socks, and a collection of plushies to survive.

A faerie who steals genders and scrambles eggs – You don’t just crack eggs; you turn them into omelets. Gender is yours to redistribute. Watch out, because if you so much as look at someone, they might start questioning things.

A 1950s housewife but horny and super progressive – You bake, you’re adorable, and you’re absolutely calling someone “darling” while making them question their sexuality.

Goth was never just a phase, it’s a lifestyle – Your wardrobe is mostly black, your eyeliner could kill a man, and you’ve perfected the balance between spooky and sapphic.

Goth but discovering the color brown (steampunk) – You have very strong opinions on corsets, pocket watches, and the intersection of sapphic romance and gears.

Cottagecore is my goal in life – You dream of a cozy cottage in the woods where you and your cute wife bake bread, tend to your garden, and forget what capitalism is.

I choose you, random fetish! – You didn’t mean to be this way, but here you are. Your interests are niche, intense, and probably make people blush when you explain them.

So, which one (or ones) are you? Or are you something even gayer?

[widowswineapologist]

a/n: random assortment of hcs for the primis boys! slightly suggestive at times so proceed with caution. i left it kind of ambiguous as to whether this was canon au or modern au so have fun imagining whatever :33

primis richtofen:

♡ - he's the type to spend hours initially researching a very vague question he has and then it spirals into him researching something completely unrelated to said question. don't ask him how he got from reading about greek mythology to how bed bugs mate, he doesn't know.

♡ - (also don't ask him how bed bugs mate.)

♡ - for some strange reason, for as long as he could remember, he just gets the most random and inconvenient of nosebleeds. it has happened so often that he's grown to just be mildly annoyed by it at best and he usually has tissues on hand just in case. for him, this is entirely normal, but one time he got a nosebleed while he was talking to you and you freaked out and he had to reassure you he wasn't dying.

♡ - richtofen always wants to be the smartest guy in the room, but he kind of goes feral whenever you correct him. intelligence is already an extremely attractive trait to him, and passion compliments it greatly. the slight humiliation he feels for being wrong is quickly forgotten when he sees that fire in your eyes as you lecture him.

♡ - if you're not able to read or speak german, he is... not exactly going to teach you. what he is going to do, however, is randomly hand you a slip of paper with what seems to be utter gibberish scribbled on it, and he'll simply ask you to say the word with a completely serious expression. and then he is going to cackle like a witch when you say it wrong. he enjoys the little things.

primis dempsey:

♡ - he's really bothered by how much he can't remember about himself, so as a substitute, he tries to remember everything he can about you. it's incredibly sweet and thoughtful sometimes, but occasionally it creeps you out that he can recall some extremely niche and easily forgettable detail you revealed about yourself in passing several months ago.

♡ - throughout his life, he's had a habit of just... randomly falling off his bed in the middle of the night. he has no idea why it happens, he's just grown accustomed to waking up on the floor with his blankets trying their best to keep him tethered to the mattress. it truly is a sight to behold.

♡ - what dempsey lacks in book smarts, he makes up for in street smarts. he knows a bunch of strange life hacks, random bits of information about generally niche topics, weird remedies for certain illnesses, the works. (if any of you have seen breaking bad, he's kinda got jesse vibes in that regard LMAO)

♡ - he doesn't do it anymore, but during the earlier stages of your relationship, he really liked pushing your buttons. once, in the midst of an argument, you slapped him, and after the initial shock wore off, you frantically tried to apologize, only to be met with the marine giving you a lazy smirk. he wore the red handprint on his face like a badge of honor.

♡ - (you've asked him multiple times if he's a masochist or something and he never gives you a straight answer.)

primis nikolai:

♡ - that one guy that just always has random resources on him for virtually no discernable reason. you need batteries? he's already reaching into his pockets. you need a toothpick? it's your lucky day, he's got a pack of them right here. hell, you need matches? he's fishing an entire box out of his bag.

♡ - nikolai has a strange habit of taking in stray animals. he literally can't help it, he sees a cute, fuzzy little creature in need and he's dropping everything to assist the little guy. it's a little sweet watching him take care of animals like puppies or kittens, but he brought home a bear cub once and that's when it became a problem. you do kind of miss mishka though.

♡ - his upper body strength is INSANE. it's not news to anyone, not even you, but it was a little shocking when nikolai asked you to sit on his back while he was doing push-ups. and he did a good amount of them!! if he noticed your shocked expression when he was done, he didn't mention it, but he does subtly flex in front of you every once in a while. what? he's just proud of his physique.

♡ - it might just be because of where he grew up, but he's always checking if you're cold or not, especially during the night. the second you say yes, he's dropping everything to find you a better coat, or blanket, or he even gives you his gloves. he doesn't want you to be cold :( you're always welcome to leech off his body heat too.

primis takeo:

♡ - the proud owner of a very impressive and vast collection of bladed weapons. he prefers swords by a long shot, but even he can't turn away from a well-forged knife. it would probably be concerning if it was literally anyone else, but it's takeo so it's cool.

♡ - a relationship with takeo is an extremely slow burn, but once you've finally crossed that threshold, takeo is in it for life. he takes the term "ride or die" very seriously, and he's willing to do nearly anything for you. takeo would even kill for you if asked. anything to make you happy. anything to keep blood off your hands.

♡ - takeo is very graceful and collected in all aspects of life, except for the first few minutes after he wakes up. his brain tends to lag behind during those moments and sleep still has a tight hold on him, so it results in him looking completely and utterly bewildered as he takes in his surroundings. sometimes he mutters incomprehensible things in japanese during this, and it's hard to keep yourself from laughing. he's kind of embarrassed by it once he fully wakes up.

♡ - he will NEVER admit it, but he has entertained the thought of being a house husband before. what he found even more embarrassing, however, was that he realized he would be very good at it. he's a good cook, he's a god at keeping things neat and tidy, and he would enjoy having time to himself for a while. takeo will never bring this up, but if you do, he's down for it.

[teddykaczynski]

demeter fragrance package #2 first impressions

1: kitten fur

very sweet and youthful, smells like something ive smelled before but i cant place it. i feel like i get sweet pea or lilac from it slightly. i like it but tbh i wish it smelled more dirty musky, like an animal, but i get that would sell worse. its nice but i cant see myself wearing it by itself. 5/10.

2. mildew

some reviewers said it smelled more like thyme than mildew, and i agree somewhat. it smells salty and herby like thyme and ends up making me think of a turkey seasonings. not bad, i like it less than i thought though. if it was dustier and dirtier and more like mold id probably like it more. thyme smells and tastes like mold to me so i thought i would get that from this but its a very non moldy herb scent. definitely will layer it though but i do like it. umm 7/10.

3. ylang-ylang

mostly got this one so i could remember what it actually smells like. my perfume with no ylang-ylang but contains frankincense smells similar so idk i guess i was picking up ylang-ylang that shouldnt be there. sweet and spicy, very much hippie witch store / essential oil overload type of scent which i love. might be my favorite. 10/10.

4. wisteria

this made me realize i definitely have smelled wisteria. at the house i lived at longest as a kid next door was an old man who lived alone who was a big gardener. he had a big wisteria bush that grew over the fence, not into our backyard though, my parents didnt build a fence at the exact property line so technically this unfenced in sideyard was ours but it was pretty much a buffer zone. and we didnt go back there except to mow. but eventually that old man died. and the wisteria kept growing. i went back there once and picked a bunch of wisteria that i drooped over the mantle. smelled delicious and sweet, this scent is very accurate to that. somewhat indolic. also the most yellow liquid of all of them, the others are clear but this one is yellow in a way this professional image doesnt show. my second favorite of these. 9/10.

5. hyacinth

i thought the free roll-on i was getting was hibiscus. but my order history shows hyacinth….. i really thought it said hibiscus at the time i was on the site though. maybe the free-roll on changed in the time it took them to fulfill my order but currently the site says white sangria and it seems like a monthly change to me not weekly. perhaps they ran out of hibiscus and updated it in my order so i wouldnt be as suspicious. its hard to say if id enjoy hibiscus or hyacinth more though. this hyacinth is a very realistic floral scent. like when you smell a flower expecting a delicious smell but it more just smells like plants? not a very fragrant flower. its kinda spicy and not very sweet. idk how else to describe it. it smells like every time i smelled a flower not knowing what the scent would be and it was not much of one. very slightly powdery though. hopefully itll be nicer with layering though, wisteria or violet would be nice. maybe with thunderstorm too to really increase the dirt vibe. 4/10.

[nedjsmlfavs]

Hellooo i just finished your fic Stitched Together (I've melted) and it is now absolutely imperative I ask if you have read Bone Tea by peachcitt please please read it its not the same at all but it is everything and i think you'll be delighted by the world she builds with it

I have not read that one, but I do have it in the to read list! If you're into witch AU's, I'd also suggest:

Something Familiar by Freedom_Shamrock

Marinette is a teenage witch, and it's time for her to find a familiar. Witch AU, no kwamis, Adrien never got to go to school

It also has Cat!Adrien, though he's a cat by choice in this one. It didn't inspire Stitched Together, but I think they have a similar vibe, so if you liked one, then you'll probably like the other! Note that you need an AO3 account to read it.

Other mentioned fics for those who have not read them and need more witches in their lives:

Bone Tea by @peachcitt

Ingredients: (1) self conscious but talented witch (1) dissatisfied former model (4) dead witches (1) missing mother (1) really bad guy (add in another for a more bitter taste) Instructions: Brew on low heat, stirring occasionally. Take your time in mixing and adding ingredients, and make sure the burn is slow and sweet to contrast the bitter tang of the brew. Pour in mug and serve. Savor the taste. Result: A multi-colored magical mess on your tongue, in your mind, and - most importantly - in your heart.

As I said above, I have yet to read this one, but I've heard good things from more than one reader and I'm excited to check it out during my next writing break!*

Stitched Together by Nedjemet (that's me!)

Stitch Witch Marinette was just supposed to be having a nice, terrifying outing with her best friends. She never expected to find a magically trapped kitten, but here we are! Whatever happened to this poor little guy?

An Adrien POV for this one will probably be my valentines fic for this year, so keep an eye out for that!

Happy reading!

*I avoid reading long fic while I'm actively writing in the same fandom because it risks messing with my writing style/characterization, so I mark interesting long fic for reading when I'm taking a writing break. You're always welcome to toss recs my way! It will just take me a while to get to them.

[chipthekeeper]

Acolyte episode 3 commentary by me, a person with no filter:

- I'm extremely nervous about this one, I'm….not gonna lie. Like in a good way, I think I'm going to enjoy it a lot, but like, tomorrow, when the whole world has seen it, it's gonna be ugly……….Who cares though!

- Alright here we go oh my god, and Mother is the thumbnail so [giggles]

- [creaky old door groans].............I'm terrified, like—

- [weakly] I'm gonna have a heart attack…………Oh it looks like Aldhani [tears in eyes]

- oh pretty tree, pretty birds, oh, maybe not bird, maybe it's a bug. not important

- [pausing for yippy dog next door] Really gonna have a fucking dog, barking right now, what, god, shut the fuck up

- It's too much Aldhani I'm gonna cry

- (hooded figure appears behind the girls) who the fuck is that!?! Oh. Sol?! Oh nooooo…what is happeningggg [nervous chuckling] I have a bad feeling about this

- ooooh! Planets-wha-what [scoffs] I was starin’ at that

- (Aniseya arrives) [gasps] MOTHEEERRRRRRRRR

- “did anyone see them?” “I do not believe so” [snorts] innnnncorrect

- [gay gasping] THERE WE GOOOOOOO [deep sigh]

- hm. Fraught lesbianism, here we go. My favorite genre

- This is just gonna be me doing a lot of hmmmmm

- I definitely keep getting confused, which is which here…….which witch is which

- Man I'm gonna be really mad if she's actually dead. If they did pre-bury these gays…well, keep me from getting my hopes up I guess…

- “Tell her you love her” “i love you” [snorts] yeah, buying it

- “you think you want something different than life in this coven” Are they giving Wheel of Time vibes? Or only because I've watched that episode like..48 times…

- Ugh, the moons!!....Whaaaat?

- Well this answers the question of who's braiding their hair. That's really fun. That's a really cute detail, actually I like that

- Does this planet also have a ring? Wait, that would make sense. We see ssssomebody flying through a ring later? Ohhhh are we coming back??

- (ascension ceremony starting) This is hot, can I move here?

- Definitely bookmarking Brendok as a place to have characters…hang out

- Do they have to climb up the pit? Is that what the ascension means? [laughing at own joke]

- [ears perking up] Unnatural, huh?

- OH my god that’s….The moons are doing the eclipse thing like in the logo hh my god….The red one in front of the blue one….

- [delighted chuckling] ohohoho what is happening….

- Woah! Magic tattoo!!

- *kitten squeaks again* Biggs go lay down. It’s a very tense moment, go lay down

- [doubtful grunt at Indara] You're stationed on that and you think it's uninhabited? Why would you be there?

- Kelnacca, you narc

- Aww Sol. He has instant dad eyes

- Sol no! Put that away–oh. Just kidding

- We don't take children, we just…entice them with toys…..He's like luring her into the back of his van…….She is into it though, so [noncommittal mumbling]

- “There are only four Jedi. Who would miss them?” That's….not good math

- “and what happens when the jedi discover how you created them?” [idiotic 12 year old boy voice] By fucking…

- Yeah, fun little dysfunctional family. I love it

- Poor Oshie…..

- (Tommen/Torbin on screen) I have a…just desire to see Ser Pounce

- (he takes her blood) Testin’ those middies!!!

- (indara explaining the jedi test, “tell us what you see”) A cup! A speeder!

- “she promised she would fail and she broke her promise” She tried!!

- (telling Mae to go with Koril) That's a great idea…

- I was dead wrong about everything I thought about Aniseya but…I fucking...love her

- Oh don't make me cry. Don't make me cry

- No love for your hardass mama though, that’s fine

- Oh my god the stuffies! What are they….

- “i’ll kill you” uh jesus christ! That's going to help you get what you want…………you little psycho…

- Shiiiiiiiiiiit….

- What is this? A vault in their room…….ah. Laundry chute……Seriously, what is this?

- We're not done, clearly….’cause what happened with Torbin and...

- [sees mother lying “dead”(?), turns into sad simba] No, no, get up. We’ve gotta go home….

- What is��[whines] You cannot. That's…….they’re leaving shit out

- “Mae started the fire” How would you know?!

- “You’ll never feel like this again. I promise” Oh damn Sol. Don't do that

- Why was this not twice as long? How am I supposed to wait another week? God!

- [lots of deep sighing] That went by so fast and I'm…..not happy

I was happy actually but immediately desperate for more

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

Helpful and Preventative Stretches for Writers, Artists, and Gamers 💪🎨✍🎮

If you type, write, draw, game, or generally use your hands a lot (especially if you’re prone to RSI or Carpal Tunnel!) try these stretches as both a preventative measure, and on the spot relief. Take care of yourself and your body, friends!

Start with hands up, fingers stretched out.  Stretch your thumb as far as you can over your palm. Hold and repeat 4 times.

Touch each finger to your thumb. Hold each for 30 seconds. Repeat on each hand 4 times.

Start with a fist. Open half way, hold for 2 seconds. Stretch fingers out, hold for 2 seconds. Repeat 4 times.

Start with one arm out, palm up. Pull your fingers back with your other hand. Hold for 10 seconds. Do the same with your other hand. Repeat 4 times

Start with arms up, palms out. Bend wrists down until you feel the stretch, but keep your fingers loose. Hold 10 seconds. Bend wrist upwards, until you feel it in your wrist and arm. Hold 10 seconds. Repeat 4 times.

[hellafluff]

I did the Kitten Witch redraw! One thing i like about my style is the roundness!

@kittenwitchandthebadvibes

Context Here!

[z0mbievalentine]

Inktober day 22: a little fan art for @kittenwitchandthebadvibes , which I came across a few months ago and absolutely adore 💖

[lissagreenleafholmesart]

Fan art of Kitten Witch- NOT my character

Kitten Witch belongs to @kittenwitchandthebadvibes

Check out her blog!! It’s really amazing, and especially helpful to those who are going through hard times and just need reassurance, and also a great witchy blog. Not to mention Kitten Witch is absolutely adorable. Great art. I don’t do it justice.

@kittenwitchandthebadvibes I hope you don’t mind that I drew this, but I’ll take it down if it’s a problem. : )

[trinswhimsys]

@kittenwitchandthebadvibes I wore my Kitten Witch cosplay to Nyancon on Saturday

[corgi-face-blog]

I drew @kittenwitchandthebadvibes ‘s kitten!

i love them a lot. xoxo

[summersquashpatch]

@kittenwitchandthebadvibes

I used the ‘draw in your style’ challenge as a tutorial of sorts for digital painting (I just got an art tablet for my birthday), so it’s actually not in my style per se, although it is a style that I drew so you could say it’s my style...anyway!  I was going to draw an little extra doodle of kitten witch holding up human witch, but it wasn’t happening.

Something I like about my style is the round faces I guess?  I’m tired so this is hard lol

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

Elegance! Mystique! Grumpy kitten! @c-r-y-s-c I hope you'll share what you like about your style! I love the hair, the soft shading, and the flowy folds in the clothing 💖

Here’s @kittenwitchandthebadvibes’ drawthisinyourstyle challenge!

[kittenwitchandthebadvibes]

If you need permission to do nothing today, this is it. You need to rest to be at your best! 🔋😴

[pocketramblr]

Ask Game! What are the 3 worst Izuku-AfO interactions in your aus? What kind of games do you prefer to play? Any book recommendations for your lovely nonnies?

The three worst,, oof there’s a lot of bad ones but of the ones more fully fleshed out, i’m gonna say... 3- Many Faces 2- Freezeframe 1- Godkiller

Oh i really like board games adjhgh especially puzzle ones. card games too- im just realizing how many games i like are card based. simple ones, really, flux and 12th night and timeline. Oh and one card game called Village Idiot which i consider my ‘lost game’, because the rather convoluted rules were explained to me at a camp nearly a decade ago, and i had so much fun but forgot the rules when i went home. i have yet to find something that replicates it

Book recommendations... Come suffer with me in the Cosmere if you like fantasy stories. if you dont like fantasy stories, i’m sorry, come suffer anyway. Um, other books, i’ll always recommend Princess Bride if for no other reason than the fact it teaches writers to play around a bit more, this is going to sound horrible but i maintain that All Quiet On The Western Front was one of the most important pieces of literature i ever read in school, and um.. i haven’t read many new books recently, hm. im also bad at remembering titles maybe i need recs from yall

message me three things you want to know about me

[vampirae]

❄️ Virgo rising makes you shy, no matter how many "extroverted" placements you have. You're shy, critical of yourself, image, life decisions etc. In some cases this placement makes you prone to low self-esteem and depression.

❄️ Scorpio rising like hugs + the back = hugging you from the back, being hugged from the back, hugging or being hugged from the back meanwhile sleeping or having sex. It doesn't matter, they just want to protect or feel protected.

❄️ Virgo men can be summed up in two types: the heartbreaker or "I can fix him/her". If you're really different and problematic but they click with you, they'll have a hard time letting you go or giving up on you. Also the heartbreaker ends up at some point of their life being the second type lol.

❄️ Okay, but let's talk about how Mutable placements attract eachother particularly Sun and Moon signs. Like they really don't care about "incompatibility", you're their soulmate and they are yours.

❄️ You have some fascination for the sun sign that have the same element of your moon sign. Fire moon signs tend to have a romantic attractions btw.

❄️ Cardinal placements attract eachother like crazy but also they're so incompatible lol. I've seen this attraction mostly between sun, moon, venus and mars signs.

❄️ Rising sign and mars sign plays a such important role when it comes to vibing and attraction. You can be momentarily seduced by someone who has their sun/venus in the same sign as your rising/mars sign.

❄️ I've noticed that mars and venus are extremely important when it comes to attraction. Like all your placements may scream incompatible but if your venus and mars are compatible it's a fatal attraction (squares and opposition makes it all way too sexy even if painful sometimes like once in a week).

❄️ Extremely specific, but Scorpio rising, who doesn't known was a Scorpio rising because had the wrong birth time or other reasons, usually had a previous rising rising that ppl suggested (like wrong birth time). Strangely enough when they discover the truth many ppl reject the fact, usually saying that the other sign who in most cases it's more cheerful, delicate or less intense suit them the most. It's like ppl reject to face your identity and your intensity.

❄️ In my honest opinion the best matches for your venus/mars sign are other ppl with the same polarity (aka feminine or masculine ) or same qualities (Cardinal, Fixed and Mutable).

❄️ Ppl understimate the power of sextiles like stop sleeping on them. Particularly when it comes to rising, venus or midheaven. They can make you hella attractive and heavily change the perception that ppl have of you.

❄️ Sagittarius and Pisces energy may be too overwhelming sometimes, like ppl tend to forget that one is ruled and the other co-ruled by Jupiter. Particularly Sun/Rising signs can be too much sometimes. Both need expansion and personal freedom.

❄️ Saturn in 5th doesn't want to be mediocre or be perceived as mediocre. They want to be different, influential or meaningful.

❄️ Intercepted stellium, how do you feel? Totally acting like your stellium sign/house but feel separated/dissociating. Like it's not me fr (and many close ppl will say the same), yet acting like it most of the time.

❄️ Stellium it's a bless but mostly perceived and probably is a curse. Like you perceive yourself like a monolithic block and you can escape some traits or behaviour witch are true (that are even more painful if your stellium is in a different sign from your sun sign). Yes, you may lack diversity and feel like a complete mess when it comes to the sign in which your stellium sign is, but let me say, you're owning it, bad and good qualities you're owning it. You're not boring, you're probably one of the most confident ppl (or will become) you ever met.

❄️ Virgo placements and the love for kittens 🥺 even if they're more dog-like people.