#klermit

[lagunasass]

So I made an Edens Zero shipping chart

I did one before but it was very short so I decided to include more characters now

Feel free to use it

[tehzeldamaster]

A Very Merry EZ Christmas!🎄

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Kris: Kleene do you want to get lunch together?

Kleene: I already ate with Hermit, but what did you want?

Kris:

Kris: Loyalty

[inqueerect-quotes]

Hermit: Kleene, wake up!

Kleene, annoyed: What is it?

Hermit: When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?

Kleene: ...

Hermit: .....

Kleene: Hermit... What the fuck...?

[eightdoctor]

I saw your post abt the 8th doctor but doesn't he only have like two episodes?? or is google selling me lies bc I did see something abt books but I'm not gonna read not even for him! anywheeze hope u can serve me the 411 on eight bc now I NEED to see him. thanks in advance luv, ur url also fucks

ok. heres the 411 folks. 

8 has a movie. it is set in america and its terrible but very gay at the same time. (in it he says acab and commits crimes). the movie can be found NO WHERE ONLINE unless u pirate it. like. u can buy it but its 50 bucks. so . 

here are the links to watch it (part 1) (part 2)

8 also has a little short that was done for the 50th that showed him regenerating. too bad its not canon cuz 8 is the war doctor idgaf what moffat thinks. smh. but 8 does say adhd rights so its still good (and its 4 minutes more gif material)

it can be watched here 

where eight REALLY SHINES THOUGH. is through the audio dramas. paul mcgann’s acting is *chef’s kiss* and charley pollard is...........im in love with her. also he befriends a little lizard man later on named c’rizz who is baby. i love him. first episode he spends a good few minutes talking to himself and also lets a alien dinosaur drink the blood from his arm. 

now the thing with podcasts or whatever is that i cannot pay attention to them. listening to taz was Very Difficult. but this???? THIS??? broh. broe. it’s so well done. its so good. like. i actually pay attention. hello. and the cool thing IS ..... IS THAT the first like. 10 episodes are FREE on SPOTIFY. (but i also have a torrent link for all of them & im planning on putting them on dropbox cuz they Expeensive...)

link for storm warning (first ep) is here!

(if u want the torrent link msg me ;) )

the order for the first few eps is (sorry this post is so long but on GOD i want people to listen to Him so bad..):

Storm Warning

Sword of Orion

Stones of Venice

Minuet in Hell

Invaders From Mars (in this one he talks like a american stereotype from the 1920s)

Chimes of Midnight (this one GOES HARD)

Seasons of Fear (also goes hard. 8 has a little bastard hat also.)

Embrace the Darkness (agonizing. has a lot of satan pit vibes. but with charley and 8.) 

The Time of the Daleks (the universe forgets shakespeare. 8 thinks his jokes are funny)

Neverland

Zagreus (this one Hurts a Me. but romana and leela and 5 & 6 & 7 are in it !!!!!!!! and rassilon is a little BITCHboy)

[klemenstine]

the dumbassery continues

[hanscapons]

35,36,37

35. what song would the bards sing about you when you passed by?

definitely all star

36. would you rather be a pirate or a king/queen?

id say a queen cause im a coward and a lazy bitch

37. would you spend more time in the field of flowers, the tavern, the docks or the marketplace?

the tavern but only if they serve food and have a toilet

[plaguegirll]

your new mobile theme watered my wig & snatched my crops

sjsjsjsd it’s the first time i’ve demonstrated anything close to taste ! and it doesn’t burn people’s eyes every time they look at it so that’s an improvement

[vupsi]

Hobo Ryan animated: Klermit The Borg (Read Description plz)

[sobcultures]

Rules: list ten songs you’ve been listening to the most and tag ten people

I was tagged by @gothic-forest !!

1. Ellipsis - Drab Majesty

2. Blood Bitch - Cocteau Twins

3. Nerves - Bauhaus

4. Fascination Street - The Cure

5. Piece of my Heart - Janis Joplin

6. Flood II - The Sisters of Mercy

7. Mirror People - Love and Rockets

8. Debaser - Pixies

9. Cities in Dust - Siouxsie and the Banshees

10. Stahlwerk - Lebanon Hanover

I tag @ezrangelic @starlightonthemoon @dayglo-lesbian @diapsids @klermit @vampirecrowley @wellofmissouri @pen-for-sword @theyoungdaydreamer @noodle-of-the-internet

[funeraldisco]

List 10 Songs You’ve Been Listening To

I was tagged by @klermit!!! Merci, mon amie! tbh I’ve just been listening to the playlist u made me bc I don’t have the energy to look for other music, so this will be a few of those dskjfhgskdfg

I Monster - Daydream in Blue

GIRLI - ASBOys

Princess Nokia - Goth Kid

The Mountain Goats - Matthews 25:21

La Femme - Exorciseur (this one is in french btw)

Death Cab For Cutie - 60 & Punk

The Wombats - I Only Wear Black

Queen - Hammer to Fall

The Front Bottoms - The Plan (Fuck Jobs)

Steve Miller Band - The Joker

@skatle-skootle-demon-noodle @spacetai @internethobo142 @commiekeanu @crowleypaw @tapewormtheo @ineffablysugargay @pisswizard420 @pajama-han @cryptidcrowley

There are tons of other people I could tag, so if you wanna do this then go ahead!

[tehzeldamaster]

Some EZ Halloween drawings from Twitter…💙

[muslim-flint]

your a cunt

vénus you brainless aubergine

@klermit

[ipixelos]

Klermit - Self Titled

[theburiedgay-moved]

validaziraphale ➡️ cancelaziraphale

Aziraphale isn’t valid but now my url is thank u @klermit uwu

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

DanganHobo: Bearded Homeless Havoc!

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2P4lsrp

by Mattardis

Youtube reactor/let's player Hobo Ryan is suddenly dragged into a strange building with no exits. And once in there, he finds a bunch of characters from his reactions, series, or skits! Before he has time to figure out what is going on, a strange yet familiar Black and White bear appears and gives the frightening ultimatum. If you want to leave, you have to kill someone!

Story is based on a lesser known, but incredibly funny, youtuber by the name of Hobo Ryan. If you're not a fan of his channel, you probably won't appreciate a lot of this, but by all means, stop by anyway!

Words: 6247, Chapters: 1/13, Language: English

Fandoms: Hobo Ryan, youtube - Fandom, Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Characters: Hobo Ryan - Character, Mattardis, Kingdedede Bobo, Youngster Joey, Klermit the Borg, Carl The Dragon, Bakugan Togami, Whitley Schnee, Penny Polendina, Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club!), Granny B.Ball, Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic), Chica (Five Nights at Freddy's), Jesus "Soos" Alzamirano Ramirez, Chunky Kong, Ruff N Stuff, Rocky The Rock, Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa)

Relationships: No shipping - Relationship

Additional Tags: Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Fan Killing Game (Dangan Ronpa), Dark Comedy, Murder, Class Trials (Dangan Ronpa), No Romance, No Smut

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2P4lsrp