#kyle chase

[springseventeen]

Guzzle Buddies (2024) dir. Michael Rees

[doodles-bi-tea]

lewis pullman. how I adore you. (a gif set.)

Sources (in order):

Lefty/Righty (2019)

Craig’s Pathetic Freakout (2018)

Where You Are (2016)

Holy Roller - Double Feature, MAESA & Kyle McNeill

Vanity Fair - November 2021 Issue

The Voice In Your Head (2020)

A video I think Monica (Barbaro) posted from behind-the-scenes of Top Gun: Maverick (2022) - featuring her, Lewis, and Danny Ramirez

Guzzle Buddies (2024)

[nobitchs-world]

What people think I mean when I say I like white boys:

What I actually mean:

[baltharino]

Jennifer's Body (2009) Dir. Karyn Kusama

[indigosunsetao3]

Just know if you challenge any of the 141 to the foot pursuit challenge on TikTok, you aren’t going to win. Yes, even Simon, with his bulk, is going to catch you. These men are lethal, they aren’t going to lose a simple chase and capture.

And good luck when they do manage to get ahold of you. Something about catching their cute little overconfident partner who thought they could get away sets off something in them. That killer instinct. The need to control and dominate. To show they will always get you and have you, no matter what.

But of course they aren’t going to kill you. They adore you and your disappointed pout and heaving chest as you try to catch your breath. They just need something to take the jittery edge off.

They may make you run again to see if they can grab you faster and pin you behind the bushes. Or cuff you in zip ties and haul you onto the house over their shoulder. Maybe drag you to the back of the car, even as you twist in protest to get out of their sweaty grip.

None of your attempts to get away will work when they are in this mindset.

You wanted to play chase, love. Now they want to play caught.

[vertigoartgore]

Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor vs the Terminator (the T-800 model). Art by Katsuhiro Otomo (Akira).

edit : my bad sorry, it turns out the real author of this is Junkboy.

[arendalphaeagle]

Have a handful of things from the Milo Mikey Murphy's Law pitch bible

[gomzdrawfr]

recent works + updates

Merch works (full look + updates of stickers and charms in my patreon)

and thank you donations

[my commissions are open]

Current Queue Status

[cod-dump]

Gaz, Soap, & Roach: *standing ontop a table screaming hysterically*

Ghost: *running in* WHAT’S WRONG?!

Gaz, Soap, & Roach: SPIDER

Ghost: … you’re fucking screaming over a spider? Are you fucking serious?

Soap: IT COULD BE POISONOUS!

Ghost: First off, spiders are VENOMOUS, not poisonous. Secondly, is that what you’re crying over? That tiny little thing?

Roach: IT TRIED TO KILL ME

Ghost: Well, some spiders do eat roaches

Roach: *sobs*

Ghost: Fucking hell- Fine! I’ll get it! *grabs the spider*

Gaz: YOU DID NOT JUST PICK IT UP WITH YOUR BARE HAND

Price, walking in: What the fuck is with all the screaming?!

Ghost: *turns around with the spider cupped in his hands*

Price: *screams*

Ghost:

[crooked-mile]

NASCAR Drivers As Dog Breeds

Kyle Larson: Chihuahua

Smug, writes too many checks his ass can't cash, needs to shut up

Chase Elliott: Greyhound

Quiet, shy, fast but would like to have a conversation that isn't about going fast once in a while, wants to go home now

Ryan Blaney: Corgi

Short but makes it work, a crowd favorite, handsome and polite, great smile; barks to communicate frustration, anxiety or excitement

Joey Logano: German Shepherd

Knows what his job is and is a little too excited to do it, some aggression issues tempered by age and proper socialization

Bubba Wallace: American Pit Bull Terrier

Misunderstood sweetheart, just wants people to like him, attached at the hip to his best friend, probably a blanket hog

Austin Cindric: Borzoi

Tall, just happy to be here

Tyler Reddick: Jack Russell Terrier

Small but unstoppable, compact size reduces drag, sometimes forgotten about until he nips at your heels

Denny Hamlin: Australian Cattle Dog

Good at what he does but is really fucking annoying about it, becomes destructive if he doesn't receive adequate stimulation

[kationella]

All of Bruce's canon exes should unionize. Benefits include:

Medical coverage in case of torture at the hands of villains

List of safe channels where they can sell all that expensive jewelry he gave them (guess who ends up stealing them from the buyers and the first two guesses don't count)

Discounts for the sooner flight out of Gotham, cause you're cursed now for some reason. Speaking of...

Paid funerary services in case of your death

[nobitchs-world]

Me after realizing I look like my father

[sky-is-the-limit]

Captain Price is Lana Del Rey coded and Kyle 'Gaz' Garrick is Chase Atlantic coded.

In conclusion: they both know how to fuck and damn well.

[ravingsockmonkey]

Edgewave at Home

The boys proceed to make their own fun not noticing the moon...

...And bears DID show up as promised...

Eventually, the full moon hit its peak and a werewhatthefuckisthat???

Yeah, we're just going to ignore whateverthefuck is happening there.

The boys ran away from her most of the night. I don't blame them.

Also this random alien kept starting fights with Kyle and losing.

Don was happy they survived the night. Kyle was less enthused.

Happy Pride and Happy Edgewave 2025!!

[tetedurfarm]

ok

[marshbarks]

doodle from last night! i blame @boxwinebaddie for getting me excited about goth/jersey again ♥