#kyle does it better

[karlachismylife]

Today's morning "I woke up too early" thought is SoapGaz (MDNI)

Gaz riding Soap desperately, fucking himself on that Scottish cock, hands slipping on the broad hairy chest he is holding himself against. He is too stressed out, needs that orgasm to take at least some ofhe tension out of his body, and Johnny, like the good friend that he is, was willing to offer himself a tool for the job. He is flushed and panting, absolutely drowning in bliss as he's used by Garrick, not even allowed to hold onto those gorgeous flexing thighs, so he's gripping on the headboard. There's sweaty skin slapping, dog tags jingling, heavy breathing with low, fucked out groans.

And Kyle still can't cum. He stills almost too abruptly for Johnny to take without bucking his hips up, hunches over, hanging his head low as he catches his breath. His brows are raised pleadingly and glistening with sweat, chest heaving, a disappointed "fuck, sorry, mate" falling off his lips breathlessly as he climbes off Soap clumsily. His dick is only semi hard and Johnny's happy trail is smeared in Kyle's precum, and it reeks of defeat as Gaz reaches for a cigarette pack.

Before he can take the ciggy between his lips, though, Johnny catches his hand. He isn't sure what he is acting on, just pure horniness and edging Garrick subjected him too or the willingness of a friend to help or even a bruised ego that he couldn't make someone nut. But he wraps his arm around Kyle's waist and pulls him back into bed, licking a wet trail along his scruff. Gaz has half a mind to tell him to leave it, but Johnny's mouth is wet, hot and hungry as he grazes the sweaty skin with his teeth, and Kyle gives in.

He lets Soap guide him into the prone position, mutters something incoherent as the whole bulk of Johnny's weight settles on top, squishing him against the matress. It feels safe, somehow, to have his best mate's cock grind between his asscheeks before Soap guides it back in. Instead of a vigorous pounding, though, he goes deliberately slow and languid, grinding himself deep into Kyle's arse and draping himself over Garrick's tense back. And for some reason, it does wonders for Kyle. His tip is caught between his abdomen and the slightly harsh cotton sheet and gets all the delicious friction, and Johnny keeps kissing and licking his neck, switching more and more to wet kisses he loses himself in the perfect rocking motion.

And if they cum around the same time and Kyle hears something similar to a love confession slipping out of Johnny's mouth, then that's just another good thing that helps him finally relax.

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

Hello hi friend (@knight-says-nanana) recently made this post referencing our conversation on Jervis Tetch having Wonderland nicknames for everyone but with actual Meaning to it, and I am here to share my List of them

Edward Nygma/Riddler - Dormouse

Not only could he physically resemble a dormouse (Shorter, they tend to have reddish brown/Orange coats I think?), but again, it's more about the sleepiness. The Dormouse is depicted as asleep/Always falling asleep, and only really waking up to correct Alice. Jervis's likely first or longest first meeting with Ed would be in Arkham. Arkham, where his cell has been shown to have "Keep sedated" on it

Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow - March Hare

A hare matches Jon's aesthetic. Long gangly creepy looking bunny. Typically depicted with straw on his head. It's cute if Jervis refers to him as "My dear Hare". March Hare and Hatter are friends!

And also the Hare is routinely depicted as nerve wrecked or delirious, and in adaptations, often dies or suffers

Harley Quinn - Queen of Hearts

The red and black look, the cards aesthetic already there. Plus, Queen of Hearts is childish, bad tempered, quick to overreact, very feared character (Also has a mallet). And also rarely Actually executed people. This one does play on the negatives more, due to the fact she's an antagonist (More obstacle for Alice to clear) But the queen Does have some better traits

Selina Kyle/Catwoman - Cheshire Cat

Obvious, only major cat themed rogue, but Does have deeper implications. Cat dissapears often and without a trace, seemingly or literally invisible, can go places most do not dare to. And also friendly with both the protagonist and antagonist characters. Inherently chaotic neutral force. It does what it wants for it's own entertainment. It may like Alice and act sorta as a guide sometimes, but that in no way means it sticks on her side

Hugo Strange - Gryphon

Somewhat overbearing, dismissive of the obsession and Sorrow of other characters, says they have no fact. Orders around Mock Turtle. This may not fit the greatest, but I like it

The Batman - The Jabberwock

Some unknown and all around feared cryptid? Yeah makes sense

Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin - Dodo

Flightless bird depicted with a cane. Odd, but good natured. Mostly. Does try to burn down a house as a solution to Alice being stuck in it. Organizes the Caucus races. The Dodo character/Races are meant as a critic on systems that lack clarity and decisiveness, who's actions are ultimately unhelpful or pointless

Now there are a couple I'm not entirely sure about yet. It's actually suprisingly hard to make everything fit well

Victor Fries/Mr. Freeze - White Rabbit

Because. He. Y'know. Is running out of time? I do like this one, mostly cause it's a lil funny to me. And also Freeze is mostly only an antagonist to work for his goal, the Rabbit is only "antagonist" Because he has to work for the Queen

Basil Karlo/Clayface - Mock Turtle

Melancholic, sad that it's no longer a real turtle/Just a turtle

Pamela Isely/Poison Ivy - King of Hearts/The Flowers

She is So hard to pin down. I could say Kimg of Hearts to match Harley (Moderate, calm, the one that pardons the subjects, calms the queen, later revealed just as juvenile and willing to execute), or, I could go with the flowers to match her vibe. I really do not know

Waylon Jones/Killer Croc - Jabberwocky/Duchess

Kinda hate both of these for him. Jabberwock because. The obvious. Duchess kinda due to starting off nice to the queen, then transitioning to friendly and respectful with Alice. Major temper (Nervously agressive) but not inherently bad even though she starts/Is Queen aligned?

Harvey Dent/Two Face - Tweedle Dee & Dum/The Walrus & The Carpenter

Tweedle Dee and Dum seem like the obvious answer but I kinda hate it so much. It doesn't feel like it fits and kinda feels insulting. Nothing Truly fits Two Face. Walrus and Carpenter is the closest I got. Walrus (Two Face?) The leader, conniving moocher, con man, yet hopeful of the future. Carpenter (Harvey?), believes getting an honest job will be better, still goes along with the plan, acts before he thinks, quick to anger

Joker - King of Hearts/Knave of Hearts

King to match Harley but also I dislike most adaptations so mm. Knave because he's a coward/j

[charmfamily]

CORVUS CROSSING: A CHARM FAMILY STORY. CHAPTER I "BOY, YOU'LL BE A MAN REAL SOON." PART XVIII. Transcript Beneath the Cut.

ETHAN: Well I know I'm the VIP everywhere I go, but I go take a leak and the entire thing gets packed up? Seems a little excessive…

JAYMES: [He snickers, shaking his head.] You wish, Landgraab — We're starting to get rained out so we're moving the party back to the house. You coming?

ETHAN: Maybe… [His eyes narrow slightly, but his tone remains completely relaxed.] That depends entirely on what you said to Damien to get him to fly off the handle. Don't bother attempting to edit the story to downplay it and make him seem like some psycho and you didn't even say anything that was that big of a deal,— I am very aware of what the hair-trigger rage subjects are.

JAYMES: This. [He smirks] What's happening right now is exactly what I pointed out that made him lose his fucking shit; that it's weird how you two are some conjoined package deal.

ETHAN: [He furrows his brow skeptically, seeming a bit confused by that answer.]

JAYMES: What I said was that his 'hang out at the edge of the party like some emo loner' vibe wasn't impressing me and that it is hella weird that you two are attached at the hip. See? I don't have to edit any story to make him look like a psycho, he just is one… [he snickers] Or some little closet-case that's secretly in love with you… I mean he didn't dance with any of the girls and we had some certified baddies here; he's not showing off, trying to impress them or being … normal. He's glued to you all fucking night.

ETHAN: We've been best friends since —

JAYMES: Save it. That's not best friend, we've been really close bros since forever, behavior. [He rolls his eyes before looking up at the sky, the thunder rumbling overhead steadily but slowly growing louder and closer.] When's the last time Charm had a girlfriend? [He smirks.] You two were hot shit at Persepolis, right? Top of the social food chain? Plenty of chicks must have been lined up unless he's a f— [His voice suddenly becomes strangled, his chest tightening and throat closing; almost as if he's going into anaphylactic shock and can't breathe.]

ETHAN: [He smirks.] See Charm is the one that gets pissed off and starts yelling. Goes for the throat verbally first before he'll swing on you or sling a spell… I don't.

JAYMES: [Gasping for breath, clawing at his neck. No one else seems to even notice.]

ETHAN: Here's what's happening. If you cut Damien, I walk and take with me all that Landgraab clout and money you're looking to farm. If he quits voluntarily, I walk. [He steps in closer and kneels down, lowering his voice to a murmur so that only Jaymes can hear him.] If anything you said to him makes him want to unglue and our friendship suffers, not only will I walk, I will use every ounce of social capital I have to ruin your fucking life which would be a shame since you haven't had a real life for very long. Remember? Stay in your lane, keep your fates-be-damned mouth shut about Damien, and everything will be fine — can we agree to that, Jimmy? [He mentally squeezes down tighter.] Or do you need a few more minutes without air to think it over?

[thedevotionaltour]

im glad that connor and kyle does have some presence in ship world well even a fair amount of it. connor you must kill jason so you can be the kyle yaoi winner. sorry to talk about useless gay comic shipping i just want some characters to win more than others. kyle and wally should be winning more. why does no one want to speak of them. why is jason beating connor and kyle and hal and john and guy in the kyle yaoi competition. pissing me OFF

[dannydevitosthiccdog]

New art. I'm fucking living for this

[shannonsketches]

talking to a friend tonight about the eng dub of Daima and revealed that the young geets va does a great youthified sabbat but my problem is that sabbat isn’t my favorite eng voice for Vegeta anymore and they were like ‘whaaaat’ and I was like ‘I’m sORRY Lanni did too good a job and now he’s Geets’ English voice for me” and they were like “okay you know what that’s fair” fndndndn

[completeoveranalysis]

[8]

Well that’s the Clone Soldiers confirmed. Absolutely wild that we technically saw a bunch of clones in Chapter 1 and just didn’t have the context to know who they were yet. We saw the Sakura clones with Evil Wolverine and now we know the army is made of clones as well. 

But WHO are they clones of? 

I suppose they could just be Miscellaneous people, but I kind of hope that they’d be failed Syaoran clones, just for the parallels of it all. Or maybe they just spare souls that he had no use for and so sloppily shoved them into -

OH

OH WAIT. 

When he says “Souls that I gathered” does he mean in xxxHolic?

When he was harvesting souls from random people?

IS THIS WHAT THEY WERE FOR? DID HE JUST TURN THEM INTO RANDOM BATTLE PAWNS?

If that’s it then, wow, what a weird set up and pay off. 

Wait, no, I’m a bit ahead of myself. He also says they’re failures. So he harvested people’s souls and once they FAILED he turned them into this instead. 

Which is recycling! Very environmentally friendly of him. 

Does this mean when he makes a clone he uses other people’s souls as, like, the base-material? Is he taking random peoples souls and trying to use them to clone Sakura, and then when they mostly fail he reuses them in other roles (like this) instead? 

I might just be thinking aloud here but do we think the Failed Sakura Clones he keeps lounging around his base are Also the soldiers? Are these all Sakura clones, perhaps? Or did he fail to clone Syaoran a bunch of times as well? Or do they become formless and identity-less when he reshapes them for soldier duty?

[adamcoles-baybay]

adam is better as a bitchy heel (not ooc/mustache twirling villainy), doesn't need to be in the uk, & is a star all on his own. i know people want to believe otherwise, but he doesn't need them!

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[silvershewolf247]

Thinking about ChuckyAndy viewing pretending to be Andy around Kyle as imitating Andy pretending to be someone he's not.

[allmyfriendsareheathens]

Unpopular opinion, but if you say that "Stan loves Kyle more than Kyle loves Stan", you're clearly not watching the show properly.

[freddyyeti]

Correct and objective Big V/A ranking from me

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

[4lbon]

i love kyle so much but i miss sleeping properly x.x

[oncillaphoenix]

it's kind of frustrating that essentially all the advice on tumblr for functioning when your brain's not working properly assumes By Default that your brain's not working properly because of depression.

like. don't get me wrong, i'm glad there's advice for people with depression. and i'm totally capable of going, yeah ok this post isn't meant for me, moving on. but...when you have to do that with every advice post, when everyone around you is promising that everyone will feel better if they can put in the effort to do these things you know will make you feel worse, you start to wonder where the heck the posts that are meant for you are.

[clowniconography]

can I be honest about something. i despise kyle maclachlan's current internet presence. i avoid every video I see of him like the plague lol. i'm glad he seems to be having fun but i find the posts themselves to be, for lack of a better term, cringe as fuck