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which one of you
MOTHER FUCKERS
complained about sylus having too much
DICK
causing his package in the front to be nerfed. step up i just wanna talk.
#booka shut up#sylus#lnds#sylus qin#sylus x you#sylus x mc#l&ds sylus#lnds sylus#sylus love and deepspace#love and deepspace sylus#lads sylus#it was stopped to be bakery in the back AND THE FRONT#NOT JUST THE BACK#i just wanna talk i say cocking a shotgun#seriously what was the ISSUUEEEEEEE#DICK TOO BIG????? CONGRATS IT'S NOT FUCKING REAL YOU COWARDS#god you make life boring....#i hope you never have an above average day again in your life.
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what if mlp au light doesn't get his cutie mark until after he's killed pony L and then his cutie mark becomes L's symbol to symbolise what L's defeat means to his fate and identity and everyone's like wow pony light your fate is to become the second L and succeed L to continue his legacy :) and pony light (pony) is like yes >:) (evil pony expression) (on his pony face) (because it's a my little pony au)
#rookposting#uh anyway#death note#the more straightforward cutie mark lore is him getting his mark after he gets the death note but listen#i kinda like the abstract directionlessness of like he thinks he's found his destiny but he's still a blank flank#until he defeats L and he thinks that's ehere his story begins.. but actually.. its where it ends... and theyre ponyes#maybe this au us called friendship is murder#no wait it's not called anything it doesnt exist. who said that where am i#the only important detail is that light is a blank flank for way longer than is average and yes it does bother him#another thing im thinking about is that pony L should have his cutie mark covered and nobody knows what it is#but practically speaking that means i might be suggesting pony L has to wear jeans at all times?#not necessarily thr shirt. but always jeans#maybe in this au you have to write their name and picture their cutie mark
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more @bazpango hockey au sketches because i'm ill over that goddamn bathroom scene. goodnight. go read it i'm going feral forever i think.


#i wanted to draw more scenes but the sleep demons got to me and ngl a doodle page was just my excuse to draw the shirt-biting clip#shirt-bitinf was my main priority thats all that matters#also i put my head in toilet bowl to figure out size comparisons and average head is 1/3 of average toilet#sleep time honk shoo#nezz artz#hockey au#forty seconds on the clock#death note#l lawliet#suggestive
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The little Courage the cowardly dog-esque paws on this drawing just sent me for some reason I'm so sorry I just had to quickly doodle a little Machete the cowardly dog XD


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#♣ ♣ ♣ ♣#a l a r m e d#Machete the cowardly dog#that's just normal Machete#standard state of mind#he needs to be spritzed with one of those calming pet sprays#A++ paws indeed#approving the extra intense eyebags on this one#also lovely linework#very lively and expressive#gift art#lepusrufus#answered#own characters#Machete#Courage the cowardly dog is one of those shows I've never watched and only know through social media osmosis#I don't think it was ever imported here and if it was it was probably on one of the cable channels that we never had when I was young#apparently it's considered something of a cult classic or at least above average#traumatized a lot of folks I've heard
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Your account is marked as possibly containing sensitive content now. I hadn't seen anyone else bring it up. Average Tumblr L
damn. chat is this real
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Me: yeah no i can cook gutwrenching Batman headcanons
Gotham TV: baby Bruce curls besides Alfred's hospital bed after Alfred gets stabbed in the heart, never leaves his side for one moment to the point that Gordon has to bring him food, he's red faced and hicking up all the time, whispers to Gordon "i can't lose him; he's all i have," and after Alfred comes back to life he brings books from Wayne Manor and softly reads horror bedtime stories to Alfred during the day until Alfred eases down and falls asleep
Me: god nevermind
#i actually need to write a meta about everything that happens in the S1 ''red hood'' episode because god. it's a l o t#so many back and forth narratives between this specific episode and what happens between Bruce and Alfred later#life is hell and i can't escape Gotham TV's kaleidoscopic characterizations fuck#Gotham TV#Gotham#alfred pennyworth#Bruce Wayne#Batman#gotham!bruce#also reason 864269647why i'm consistently baffled by people saying Batman is an emotionless rough and awkward brute force machine like#sure different characterizations but also i was raised on Gotham TV diet and that is an ENTIRELY different universe#from how the average fella describes the average Batman or Bruce Wayne#Gotham!Bruce is so incredibly disarming and expressive and sincere and he's the only characterization i care about really
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heres my assorted black jack doodles i spoke of. idfk where my other ones are (last one is from MAY BTW.)
#my art#black jack#black jack manga#kuroo hazama#tezuka star system#see i didnt forget a tag this time HAHA!!!#ignore the curly hair glasses haver from the second to last one pleaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee .#need to seriously get my shit together and finish art more i think i made less art than last year#that. was a resolution of mine#to make more completed pieces#average i93bpm L........#anywwaayss i hope someone enjoys these#theyre not amazing but i like them kinda
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lol yh i knew senku was weak- wait homura is how tall????

WTFFFFF
#this has to be the biggest L senku has ever taken#homura is a GYMNAST trained for speed and agility. once she's been grabbed she immediately loses her one advantage#he's a several weight classes above her. a foot taller. and he had her pinned. there was no way to lose and yet SHE JUST STANDS UP#''below average'' BELOW AVERAGE??? MF THAT IS A TWIG. W HOLLOW BONES#that's so insane i love her even more now#homura momiji#momiji homura#ishigami senku#dr stone senku#dcst#dr stone
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i'm watching women's olympic rugby and i'm soooo confused about how this sport works would any ladies like to clarify the details of playing it to me i'm a physical learner btw
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I’ll never forget you babes 😭💔😔🥺

I finally come back to tumblr and t h i s is what I see. That's it, I'm done, I'm uninstalling tumblr. Bye everyone, it's Honey's fault-
#For the l a s t freaking time#I am average height#A V E R A G E#WHICH MEANS; FOR YOU PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T DO WELL IN STATISTICS#THE TYPICAL OR CENTRAL VALUE WITHIN A SET OF DATA; AKA THE MEDIAN#Or you know#THE MOST C O M M O N VALUE. THE VALUE YOU'RE MOST LIKELY TO SEE#Checkmate#Also jokes on you#I'm way older than the expected lifespan this cursed screenshot shows#T h e r e f o r e#I ' m t h e p r i m o r d i a l o n e#Bow before me; for I transcend pathetic mortal comprehension#I transcend my o w n comprehension tbh#Go from “I can't string two sentences together” to “Oops; wrote a 14k one shot in the span of one day”#I am s o r r y for these tags. Who is reading them. Why am I writing so much; help me-
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if this is the 6th LI, I’m just imagining a chronically ill victorian boy

#his skin being so pale it looks transparent and his voice sounding fatigued oof average victorian boy#rafayel come get your frenemy#love and deepspace#l&ds
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me, being relatively new to l&ds and choosing the "his heartbeats" feature, wondering what it does:
zayne:
me as a nursing student, having trauma flashbacks to term 1 a&p:

#love and deepspace#l&ds#lads zayne#l&ds zayne#love and deepspace zayne#zayne please i left that behind in term 1#i hear “5th intercostal space midclavicular line” in my nightmares#my knee jerk reaction was to say “ugh shut up” out loud#also that man averages like 61 to 65 bpm i don't think i've ever seen a heartbeat that...like...healthy?
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so long, sucker!
#contents: all edge and no point#motormaster#vortex#average vortex weekday#transformers#vortex's supposed to be doing a loser 'l' with his hand#stunticons#combaticons#sorry to everyone in the tags i know it's one and one. but you see. this is how i organize my blog#joke#favorite#this is not a sketch. oopsies. wrong variant.#doodle
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stupid fuckass human body
won't let me sleep comfortably on my side
my hip hurts so much I fucking
I fucking can't with this shit right now
#dog therian#grrrr bark woof#i hate my body#ouch ouch ouch#otherkin#dogkin#dog posting#alterhuman#german shepherd therian#therianthropy#therian#disability#disabled#chronic illness#chronic pain#hypermobility#fibromyalgia#fibro problems#fibropain#flare up#owwww#my bones ache#i hate my human body#average human body L
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day 4 of @chex-appreciation-week: (in an) alternate universe, (we’re alright.)
i know this is very different from the other pieces this week but I wanted to switch it up n thought a collage piece would be fun!! we can’t afford to be angsty all week
#rvb#red vs blue#art#< well idk but it took abt as long as my average quick piece#rvb church#church rvb#leonard l church#tex rvb#rvb tex#agent texas#chex#chex appreciation week#chex appreciation week 2024
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okay why-
Why
Is Xie Lian
So gorgeous
Any time I pause
#i mean#they’re all gorgeous#but xie lian-#i mean-#how do you take a design that seems so average#AND MAKE HIM A G O D#T H E GOD#THE O N L Y TRUE GOD#i’m sorry i’m having an epiphany here#heaven officials blessing#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#tgcf season 2#tgcf donghua#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng#because he is us#and we are fucking dying here
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