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ladstwt is the absolute most miserable, insufferable and braindead place ive ever seen
#{🩸} nee yaps#had various moots deactivate bc they got harassed over a silly little theory#and it’s everyday there some sort of discourse about something stupid as hell#this is why i barely talk about it#dmc fandom is a cesspool on twitter and tiktok too#which is why i try and keep to myself and only interact with moots#but god#lads is terrible#and i fully believe its people who have never been in a fandom before in their life and have a very parasocial relationship with LIs
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happy make a shit comic day guys

#make a terrible comic day#missed it again lads#makeaterriblecomicday2025#I FORGOT#fuck my life i accidentally made this about kris deltarune
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DAN AND PHIL - THE TERRIBLE INFLUENCE TOUR
TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com
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gift exchange

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synopsis: in which you get sick on christmas, and sylus is there to make it better.
contains: sylus x mc!reader (not dating but sylus is down bad), christmas themes, a singular reference to his myth, a singular reference to grassland romance, mentions and consumption of food, suggestive themes, cursing, angst, and fluff.
a/n: i got sick. again. on christmas too. you know what that means. sylus time! on a related note, i hope everyone had a wonderful christmas. my rafayel fic is gonna upload soon as well. enjoy! reblogs and comments always welcome! do NOT copy or translate my work. sylus does NOT endorse plagiarism.

you curse as you rip open a hot chocolate packet. "sick on christmas," you grumble as you pour the contents into a mug. "how the fuck is that even possible."
of course, anyone can get sick at any time. it's inevitable. but, seriously? of all the days the pain in your throat and ears could have appeared, it just HAD to be on fucking christmas day. sure, it's not like you had any plans. normally you would celebrate with grandma and caleb by feasting on countless dishes and singing christmas songs from an old karaoke machine caleb swears isn't broken. but they're not around anymore.
you sigh miserably as you trudge over to the water dispenser for hot water, not wanting to think about your lost family. as you press the button for hot water, you lean against the dispenser, trying to figure out what you're going to do for the rest of the day. you were planning on visiting the market to make a nice dinner or perhaps order takeout at your favorite restaurant. but those are no longer viable options since your throat is killing you and your ears are incessantly burning. maybe you can order delivery? but that means you're going to have to clean up afterward, and you did NOT want to clean anything at the moment, especially with the state you're in.
shaking your head, you bring your mug back to the kitchen counter and search for a spoon.
"water for hot chocolate? i'm disappointed, sweetie."
you jump, an "oh, fuck!" leaving your mouth. sylus had materialized in front of you, a plastic bag in his left hand and a present box in his right. not like you noticed though. you were too startled by his sudden appearance. "what the fuck, sylus?! can't you knock?!"
"no," he deadpans, placing the bag and box on the kitchen counter. his fingers make quick work of untying the double knot on the bag. "besides," he spares you a glance. "i don't think someone who uses water to make their hot chocolate deserves a knock."
you roll your eyes. of course he fixates on that and doesn't explain why he's in your crappy apartment slandering you instead of downing at LEAST three glasses of wine in his luxurious penthouse on christmas day too. "well, screw me for being lazy, i guess," you mumble, crossing your arms.
"don't tempt me."
"huh?"
"what?"
you shoot him a look before grabbing your mug and heading to the other side of the kitchen counter. sitting on your squeaky high chair, you ask, "why are you here, sylus?"
he takes out a styrofoam container and opens its lid. immediately, the comforting smell of miso greets you. as sylus opens a cabinet to retrieve a pot (you don't question how he knows where to find it), you try to look at what else is in the plastic bag. tilting your upper body, you notice another container and hope it has some rice inside. what you don't notice is sylus' breath hitching when he turns back to you after pouring the miso soup into the pot and turning on the stove.
you were wearing a nice, loose top in your favorite color. except, its neck portion was completely cut off, leaving your collarbone and shoulders deliciously exposed. and because you were leaning on your side to take a look at what he had brought you (he loves when you're curious about anything involving him), the sleeve was slowly yet surely sliding down your arm, threatening to show a cup of your bra.
sylus instantly turns back to the stove, even though the miso soup shows no signs of boiling. rubbing a hand over his face, he shakes his head. no, he's not here to ogle at you (the top looks really good on you, and fuck, did your bra cup your breasts really nicely). he's here to take care of you. earlier, mephisto alerted him you were taking some cough drops. and knowing you, you probably didn't have any food on hand to sustain you through your sickness, given his last (secret) visit to your apartment to stock your (empty) fridge. taking a deep breath, sylus returns to the kitchen counter, reaching for the other container. he notices your inquisitive eyes.
"i'm here because it's christmas." he opens the container, and to your delight, it's omurice. marveling at how fluffy the omelette looks and how savory the fried rice appears, you almost miss his answer.
"huh?" you frown. "you're here because it's christmas?"
"is that not what i just said?" sylus jests as he plates the omurice and places it in your microwave.
"well," you start carefully. "shouldn't you have better things to do? like take luke and kieran shopping or pop open another bottle of wine because woo! christmas!"
the silver-haired man shakes his head with a chuckle, propping his hands on the kitchen counter. you try not to focus on his exposed forearms too much. forget the omurice and miso soup; you'll take his arms instead.
"first of all, luke and kieran are busy—"
"on christmas?!"
"yes, sweetie, on christmas." he raises a brow at you for interrupting. you drag your sleeve back up sheepishly.
"second of all, what makes you think i haven't already indulged in a bottle of wine today?" he tilts his head and crosses his arms, gazing at you with a hint of amusement in his ruby eyes.
you pout and look away. "fair point, i guess."
enjoying your cute reaction, sylus returns his attention to the stove. pleased to find the miso soup boiling, he turns off the stove and takes out a bowl from your cabinet (again, how does he know where to find that?). using a ladle to pour into the bowl, he hums a little tune. you try not to snicker at how terrible he sounds. after sliding a bowl of soup and a plate of omurice to you, sylus plants his elbows on the counter and rests his chin on a palm, allowing him a perfect view of his beloved (though you don't know you're his beloved yet; luke and kieran called him a loser before getting their asses handed to them).
"uh," you look at sylus, then at the food, and then sylus again. "you're not going to eat?"
he shakes his head. "i already ate before coming here."
hesitantly, you pick up your utensils. "you know you technically haven't answered my question, right?"
"i'll tell you once you finish." sylus responds immediately. it's almost as if he knew what you were going to say.
no longer wanting to torture your stomach, you cut into the omurice and take a bite. "mmm!" you cover your mouth as you chew. the softness of the egg, the savoriness of the fried rice—oh, you're in heaven. "this tastes really good, sylus!" you take a sip of the miso soup as well. not only does the warm broth soothe your throat, but the spice that comes with it clears up your sinuses, ceasing the burn in your ears.
the man in front of you can't help but smile at the sight. you, in your most vulnerable, beautiful state, enjoying his cooking. he could die a happy man here. and it wouldn't be the first time his cause of death is you. not that he minds or anything.
"thank you, sylus." you take a few more bites before swallowing. "seriously, i needed this."
"i know, sweetie," he says gently. "i know."
you glare at him, but not with as much malice as you used to. "did mephisto snitch on me or something?"
sylus lets out a laugh before grabbing the present box and joining you on the other side of the counter. "he simply saw a poor little hunter in need of some saving."
"since when does being sick mean needing saving?" you mutter as you set your utensils down, having finished the meal. you make a mental note to ask where he got the food. you're definitely going to visit wherever this exquisite meal came from (the man sitting next to you would die if he knew you wanted to visit his place).
sylus hands you the present box, causing your eyes to widen as you finally process its existence. "merry christmas, sweetie."
instead of accepting it, you jump out of your seat and dash to your room, though not without yelling a "wait here!" your heart beats rapidly as you open your closet door, your eyes landing on a small box wrapped in glossy black paper. yes, you were planning on spending christmas alone. yes, you were planning on giving this to sylus as nonchalantly as possible AFTER christmas (as much as he infuriates you, you still wanted to gift him something. why? you're not sure). and yet, here you are, holding the gift to your chest as you sprint back to the kitchen. "here," you pant as you thrust your gift into his lap. "merry christmas, sylus."
now it's his turn to be surprised. peering at what you just put in his lap, sylus can't help but blush profusely. you gifted him something. you actually gifted him something. you went out of your way to buy something for him. you thought of him. sylus brings a hand to his mouth, his fingers gripping the sides of his face hard. oh, you're too much. it's taking him everything to not crash himself into you and hold you tightly with his arms, to press himself so deeply into you until there is no chance in heaven or hell you could be separated from him.
"sylus?" you snap him out of his thoughts. "you okay?"
he blinks. "ah." releasing his face from his grip, sylus looks at you with a composed smile. "i'm alright, sweetie. thank you for the gift," he says as he starts unwrapping.
"it's not much," you say shyly. "thank you for your gift too. i'll open it after you finish opening yours."
sylus nods as he opens the box. his lips part when he finds what lies inside. a pair of black gloves, thermal lined with genuine fleece and adorned with adjustable straps. but most importantly, embroidery by your hands. he could recognize your handiwork anywhere thanks to your previous adventure in the grasslands. the white dove delicately sewn into the wrist of the right glove and the initials of his name intricately engraved into the wrist of the left. the man can't help but smile for the umpteenth time tonight. you really were something else.
"i noticed you wear fingerless gloves whenever you ride your motorcycle," you start as you fiddle with the hem of your shirt. "as stylish as they are, mr. sylus," you tease. "i think it's better to have gloves that keep you warm during late-night joyrides, especially now since it's winter." finding the courage to grin at him, you conclude your explanation with, "merry christmas, sylus."
sylus swears he sees an angel sitting next to him. how could you not be an angel? with the way you're smiling at him right now? and the amount of thought you put into this gift? (he's trying not to obsess over the fact that you observe him whenever he rides his motorcycle.) the head of onychinus has never believed in angels. but now, he does. thanks to you.
"thank you, sweetie," he tries to say as calmly as possible. "i will cherish them." when he attempts to put the gloves on, you stop him.
"wait, you don't need to put them on yet! you're going to get hot."
"it's fine," sylus assures as he secures the straps. "i want to."
"okay," you flush, happy that he likes the gift. "let me open yours now."
you wonder why his box is so heavy as your fingers rip off the tape. a gasp escapes your mouth as the wrapping paper falls to the ground. "sylus," you tremble. "i can't accept this."
a record player. a sleek, gorgeous record player with an obsidian platter, supported by a mahogany base and a crystal case. you stroke the tonearm, dragging your index finger all the way to the headshell and relishing in the cool feeling the metal provides. "sylus…" you trail off.
"there's more, sweetie." he murmurs. out of thin air, sylus materializes several vinyls with his evol. your eyes widen, recognizing the images that lie at the center of each disc.
"oh my god, sylus!" your favorite band, he got you vinyl records of each album from your favorite band. they've never even had vinyl records before. holy fucking shit. "sylus!" you chant excitedly, leaping into him as you wrap your arms around his neck. "sylus! you shouldn't have! oh my god!"
you jump up and down eagerly, leaving the man stunned in his chair. his arms are outstretched, unsure what to do for the first time ever. you freeze, realizing the position you are in. "oh uh," you quickly retract from him, a red hue forming on your cheeks. "sorry about that." you go to sit back down in your chair, but sylus doesn't let you. he pulls you back to him with an arm around your waist and a hand at the back of your head. standing at full height, the head of onychinus hugs you tightly, so tightly it's as if he never wants to let you go. you hesitate before returning the hug, questioning the man's motives. but he doesn't say or do anything. just stands embracing you. realizing he bears no ill will, you pat his back playfully. "you know i'm sick, right?"
his grip doesn't loosen. "yes, i know."
"you're going to get sick, sylus," you tease, trying to pull away. as much as you appreciate his warmth, the last thing you want is for him to get sick. just the thought of it strikes fear in your heart. you're not sure why. "come on, let go."
sylus sighs before untangling his arms and sitting back down. he'll give in for now. besides, he wouldn't trade that elated look on your face when he revealed the records for anything in the world. he supposes he can enjoy such a view some more.
you giggle excitedly as you examine the vinyl records. "oh, should i play this one first? oh, what about this one? no way! you got this one too?!"
as always, you don't catch the woozy, lovesick smile that appears on sylus' face as he folds his arms and leans back to admire you. if this is what christmas with you is going to look like in the future, sylus desperately hopes you'll spend every christmas with him from now on. but, just to be sure, because nothing is guaranteed in the future, he follows your example and says for the second time of the night, "merry christmas, sweetie."
#you have no idea how long it took me to figure out what sylus would gift mc#i was terribly disappointed to not find him under the christmas tree#oh well#sylus x reader#sylus x you#sylus x mc#lads sylus#lnds sylus#love and deepspace#love and deepspace x reader#love and deepspace fic#lads fluff#sylus fluff
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Thank you Dan and Phil for being part of what makes all of us so happy!
🧡🖤💙💜
@danielhowell @amazingphil
#dan and phil#dip and pip#we're all doomed#terrible influence tour#dnp#dnp tit#phandom#chat I think I cooked with this parallel#I wanted to see Dan's smile on loop and it turned into this gifset and I actually like how it turned out#lads if you see this#thank you for how hard you've been working and I hope you get a nice holiday soon!#love you both!!#mydnpgifs#waywardgifs
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I realize now I've never really had anyone. not really. nothing that compares to you.
#astarion#astarion baldurs gate#astarion ancunin#bg3#baldur's gate 3#tavstarion#yeah i'm still using that tag#will i ever colour any of these i hear you ask#no#not pictured: in about 2 seconds she's going to spin around and point at mallus thorm and say “kys :)” and then he's gonna.#its funny to me that astarion hates clowns but then he falls for perhaps the biggest clown of them all. bard tav.#uh oh lads lolth's chosen is falling for the vampire spawn and they're both making awful terrible power grab decisions#pina art
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As an owner of an xxy calico Jin rusong as an xxy calico is both so fun to see but so fitting and so sad in context of your warrior cats au
May I offer you a small consolation in the form of a slightly older Jin Rusong kitty?
#ask#mdzs#mdzs au#mdzs warrior cats au#jin rusong#poorly drawn cats#Cruelest thing you could have done is send this ask to me on anon so I can't go snooping to try and find a picture of your cat.#Oh woe is me! To be unable to see a beautiful lad! I had to cope by drawing some silly kitties.#Jin Rusong has only ever shown up on this blog as a little kitten and I think that's what he deserves.#I love doomed characters so much. Jin Rusong...There was never a happy end waiting for you.#Even if he survived longer the truth would have eventually come out.#Even if Qin Su found out first and tried to save him - what life would he have led?#His birth is a terrible secret and both his parents are far too neurotic to cope with the truth.#Jin Rusong was a representation of how JGS has ruined every part of JGY's life. Three cursed generations by his hand.#MXTX once again sets up another character who is doomed simply by nature of their birth. Fantastic stuff for the tragedy enjoyers.#UPDATE: for posterity’s sake - Asker came off anon to show me pics of their kitty and he is *so* beautiful.#One of the happiest endings I could have asked for.
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uh hi hello!! first i wanted to say i am deeply in love with your art (god those shapes, these lines, texture, anatomy, expression, EVERYTHING) and your latest drawing just moved something in me i cant quite grasp it, been thinking about it for a couple days. sooo i felt inspired and made myself a smol little machete out of uh wild clay so i could kiss him on the forehead before going to sleep, i hope you're ok with that? (also sorry he's kinda wonky, me and acrylics hate each other haha)




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#oh man are you seeing this??#little clay chete#that's absolutely precious you captured his rounded puppy shapes so well#those floppy ears especially#and the worried look on his eyes#really good likeness with facial proportions and snout shape#I really like the simplified form of his body it's so visually appealing#and I think your paintwork is just fine! you managed to include his pink gradients too#the inside of his ears looks almost like watercolor#and that nose detail!#also wild clay?? as in you harvested it from the nature yourself? that's so impressive#I've never used wild clay I've done ceramics before but only with processed and packaged clays#getting extra coolness points for that if you ask me#he's so terribly cute! thank you for showing me#please take good care of him he's just a little lad in a big world#gift art#putridcrow#own characters#Machete#also having a little crisis here atm because how come it has never crossed my mind to make something like this myself?#I think I should try that sometime
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Dr. Zayne! - teaching you how to receive pleasure because you’ve never been able to make yourself finish. His dexterous fingers never fumble. His hands are precise and confident, making you squirm and flush a deep crimson. Suddenly, all words leave your mind, the frenzy of sensations swirling in your tummy.
#lads#love and deepspace#l&ds#lads mc#zayne x you#dr zayne#love and deepspace zayne#zayne x mc#doctor zayne#lads zayne#zayne love and deepspace#lnds zayne#zayne x reader#zayne li#l&ds zayne#li shen#he’s so hot !!#I saw the scrubs 4 ⭐️#I needed him terribly
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endless ghifs 6/? ⛧ source — "So if you meet me, have some courtesy; have some sympathy, and some taste!"
#lads (ghlads) this was a struggle WHY is it so crusty? why so magenta? the original quality is terrible i am so sorry#i feel like i complain about the quality in every gif post but i am used to cdramas at worst and hannibal at best ksdhbkj help#vapoursynth working overtime but it is still not enough#my goal here is to get the bop in everyones heads not for it to look perfect so take the crusty papa#user copia all tag#eg_series#papa emeritus iv#the band ghost#sympathy for the devil is so well suited to his voice its imo his best cover ... or maybe jesus he knows me? not sure on that one#will think it over#flashing gif#<not sure if this tag is necessary? using it to be safe#user copia edits
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In a world where the LIs knew of each other, I actually think the one Caleb would be the most upset about is Sylus, especially if he knew all the details of what went down when Sylus and MC first met in the N109 zone.
What do you mean this guy locked you in a room for three days and tried to force you to resonate with him? What do you mean he got you to fight a wanderer and asked some guy to modify you? What do you mean you're still in contact with him and whenever you resonate, a linkage forms that means you have to remain in close physical proximity to him for a while after?
I think he would be positively frothing at the mouth.
#this is entirely one-sided by the way#I don't think Sylus would be terribly impressed by some of Caleb's stunts but that's about as far as it goes in that direction#Of the LIs Xavier and Caleb definitely get the most jealous#lads caleb#lnds caleb#love and deepspace#just to be very clear I have nothing against Sylus I think his intro was well-written and interesting#but I do think Caleb would have big beef if he ever found out#and that's not even touching on the whole soul thing
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"the bat calender, the horse calender-" "A Horse??"
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Phoenix TIT preshow makes a lucky guess about the 2025 calender theme
#personally taking responsibility for this one lads i did in fact yell horses <3#actually havent watched the vid yet it was def already done by mid october but amusing nonethless#dan and phil#phan#titphoenix#tit preshow#terrible influence tour
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Whatever!
#I am a fucking idiot for thinking it’s fine to watch this on the train home#I love this weird man and his weird man#fair play lads it serves HARD#TERRIBLE#dan and phil#daniel howell#phil lester#phan#tit tour
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There's a fascinating double standard in a lot of the analysis of John's influence on the Nine Houses' society. Like, the role of cavaliers, the widespread commodification of the remains of the dead, these are all faults the Nine Houses have inherited directly from him. Fair enough. But the lack of gendered roles, the complete lack of male primogeniture, homophobia, or patriarchal family structures, these of course have nothing to do with John, who is definitely a misogynist.
edit: what I mean is that the stuff that makes it easy to hate John and frame him as a mustache twirling villain tends to be entirely credited to him, while complications to that narrative tend to fall by the wayside. this post has nothing to do with misandry and everything to do with craving nuance
#i have a lot of Thoughts on John's relationship to gender#and how deeply conflicted he is about it#none of which can be summarized by 'he's a misogynist'#anyway it really seems like things are only directly connected to John when they're used as proof of what a terrible villain he is#the lack of nuance....#not maintagging this one lads
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Even more Star spoilers,
Apparently Sunbeam wants to give all the kittens fire themed names.
I saw this. She's so funny for that, actually, I stan the world's pettiest bitch. This is going to be HILARIOUS for how I wrangle them in BB LMAOOO
#More serious commentary coming soon but RIGHT NOW I'm lightning cigars#Terrible book! JUICY material for BB!#WERE EATING TONIGHT LADS THE ARC IS DONE#COMMENCE THE GUTTING WERE MAKING SAUSAGES TONIGHT!!!!#ASC Spoilers
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