#lads text posts

[cringe6fail6star6]

Lads Meme dump#1

[manikas-whims]

Love and Deepspace as text posts pt 2/?

Pt. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

[dragonpyre]

The funniest thing about Jason’s “no dealing to kids” rule is that generally the age threshold for weed and other hard substances is 21, and Jason did his whole insane plot at nineteen. Meaning, he technically falls into the category of “off limits”

[bruciemilf]

Currently swayed into the ‘Believe it or not, living with a British guy for decades WILL give Bruce an accent’ bandwagon.

It'd be so cute if it only slips out when Bruce does. He maintains a silence to Batman, when he prowls, — because Gotham isn't a gentle animal, so he can't be, either, — the lesser the chances to be recognized by voice, the better.

Nonetheless, talking can't be avoided forever. Especially not when dealing with scared people that have to be reassured.

“You know we’re basically CPS for adults, right?”

“Except we do our jobs.”

Martinez looks up at the sky, biting back a cackle, because he’ll be DAMNED if he laughs at this freak’s jokes. “I hate it when you're funny.”

He’s positive Batman frowns in confusion because he tilts his head, emulating a confused dog. “I’m not trying to be.”

“Oh, go FUCK yourself.”

Batman isn't interested in continuing their benter, much too busy with the crying child in the waiting room at the station. She's the tiniest witness there.

He must be the only vigilante carrying lollipops next to paralyzing gas.

The cadence in his voice simply burns off any dark intention associated with him. But if you listen as closely as Martinez does, you'll hear a poised arch in his accent.

“Here you go, love. Shall I get you a choccy while we talk to your father?”

Martinez sits and blinks for about a minute, which should earn him a record of some short.

[starmocha]

Love and Deepspace + Tumblr Text Post ↳ Sylus: No Defense Zone

[malpractisnt]

house md x reaction pics

[lanarey21]

texts w/ bf zayne ! PART ONE

consists of.. fluff and slightly suggestive content.

A/N — I’ll upload pt 2 tmmr!! Credits to @luvfuyuka for being zayne btw, check out her stuff!! :)

masterlist

𝜗𝜚 — taglist

@luvfuyuka

[the-silliest-lad]

Dead Boy Detectives characters but as things my friends and I have said:

[syslut]

caleb is only ever nice to mc; always stuck to her side. he seemed so obsessed and possessive of her.

and you wonder how it felt to be in her shoes.

you thought of how sweet he is to mc when he’s usually civil, and cold and indifferent to others. the image of them walking around, hand and hand; laughing and teasing each other—you wanted that.

you want him.

what’s so great about her? how is she better than you? what’s got caleb tethered to that woman like a dog?

if only caleb could realize you were better than her; that you deserved his attention more—no, you’re the only one.

if only she didn’t exist.

[airjemsfandump]

In a parallel universe, they'd be besties. 🥹

[babyb1ues]

There’s something to be said about people with a lost gaze.

You haven’t known Xavier for long. Don’t know much about him either. He’s a co-worker and a neighbor. He is quiet and polite, and mostly keeps to himself. The neighbors are wary about him—whether it’s his presence or lack thereof. He doesn’t seem to have many friends; any, really. You’ve asked around the office, and despite his known skills people draw blanks when you mention his name. Nothing beyond he’s strong and he’s quiet. Many I don’t know’s and nothing concrete. 

You don’t know him that well. When he speaks he does so in vague statements, secretly woven riddles only he understands. There’s a barely hidden mirth when he does, and you indulge him, for it’s the few times his eyes look alive. He also has a knack for coming and going—living in the inbetween. He drifts by, like a shoe in a current or a ghost in a house. A master of apparitions and mystery. He returns to an empty house, tired and barely on his feet, and when he leaves he does so when the world is asleep and unaware. He comes and he goes and nobody notices. If he were to never return, perhaps you’d be one of the few to know. When time fades, perhaps the only one to remember.

You don’t know him that well. But sometimes he gets strange. Hazy eyes and slow blinks, as if he was in the center of a forgotten dream. His features are placid, peaceful, otherworldly, in a way—not just his beauty, but the look of his face, like he isn’t sure if he’s still on earth. There’s a distant quality to it, like he’s too far away and out of reach, way out of orbit. Slipping through your fingers, no matter how much they try to grasp. You live here and he lives there, eons apart. Maybe in another universe, you think, you came to know the depths of his mind, let you learn the contours of his soul.

He’s so kind, so polite. He keeps the murkiness trapped in webs and shrugs it off with a small quirk of his mouth. Doesn’t acknowledge and doesn’t explain. You wonder what world resides inside his head—what’s the absence that resides in his chest. 

“You look lost,” is what you want to tell him. “You wear melancholy like a second skin.”  With eyes of the clear sky and yet he’s more akin to a gray, cloudy day. He looks at you and gets lost in something, inside his own self. His eyes phase you over. He looks at you and you wonder what he’s really looking at. 

It’s not you.

[cringe6fail6star6]

random lads headcanons

rafayel struggled with shoeties fpr the longest time so now he asks mc to tie his shoes for him(even tho he knows how). Then his shirt, then his apron, then his laces, lingerie he seems to be fine with lacing which boggles mcs mind

xavier had bunnies as a child n called them his n mcs children

zayne made figurines of anime characters when he gets into being a weeb. Matching figurines of himself n u mid battle as a way to make sure his motor skills n evol under control

sylus brought wine with custom name n put mcs name on it

caleb will bottom bc hes too paranoid to top n im mad no one sees it. is he a dom bottom? sure. But he takes ut up his ass no matter if its fem mc or man mc (im holding myself from ranting)

[manikas-whims]

Love and Deepspace as text posts pt 1/?

idk i saw these tweets and thought of these gorgeous men 😍

Pt. 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7

[nepolabotomy]

metal gear solid guns of the snake peace walking liberty phantom sons or something idk. Enjoy the shit post archive.

[veggiesxxx]

When you mess up, and you tell them

Part 2

╰┈➤ When you mess up, and you tell them (2/2)

[starmocha]

Love and Deepspace + Tumblr Text Post ↳ Down Bad for Sylus