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Fem!reader x 141
Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)
Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments
You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service
The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them
Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it
Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out
It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating
The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes
The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline
Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing
You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...
#141 x reader#simon riley x reader#kyle garrick x reader#johnny mactavish x reader#john price x reader#based on a true story only i wanted to kms when i worked at that store#genuinely contractors are the worst most disgusting kinds of men#so this is healing <3#imagining a nice contractor#lmao#i used to work 6 - 11 am#also this is so lazy#pls forgive me for how lZy it is#lazy*#idk#hehe#drgnfly writes#im trying to use my brain its so hard#anyway john takes u out on a date makes them all jealous#or maybe gaz charms ur pants off#U PICK
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i have not opened the game once during this event
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their duality makes me giggle n kick my feet
#my art#kpdh#kpop demon hunters#kdh#jinu kpdh#rumi kpdh#kpdh fanart#rujinu#rumi x jinu#jinumi#im deepoetss on twt#was too lazy to change my watermark lol
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tower fics are so back baby
#this has probably been done#it’s all i thought about#thunderbolts#thunderbolts fic#the avengers#bob reynolds#bob reynolds x reader#bucky barnes#bucky barnes x reader#yelena belova#alexei shostakov#john walker#and his fuckass hat#ava starr#ok i’m sorry i’m too lazy to tag more#not tlou related
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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed
#i'll start. here are some of my fave lesbians in literature:#cassandra edwards / beebo brinker / lazi notesofacrocadile#in the tags#queer stuff#this is a pointless text post#greatest (s)hits
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messy eater
#hb the neck next#i would add more tongue stuff but i got lazy in the end huuu#tw blood#my art#𓆩♱𓆪#<- tag for vamp sona now ig
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spotify play masochism tango
#spamtenna#tenna#mr ant tenna#mr tenna#spamton#spamton g spamton#spamton neo#sneo#deltarune#utdr#i was actually listening to very cheery musicals while drawing this which was a funny juxtaposition#ignore spamtons one hand i got lazy
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selfishly, just once.
#bruce wayne#batman#tim drake#timothy drake#robin#dc robin#robin ii#robin iii#jason todd#jaybin#timbin#dc#dc comics#dc fanart#i don’t think this is 100% accurate to bruce’s character btw#i just really wanted to draw angst#and also vaguely inspired by ORV with hsy and lhh in the side stories epilogue#don’t come for me if this is OOC i am aware#a grieving father knows nothing of comfort#my art#also too lazy to write the chinese version rn#i will do it later for twitter though#it’s that one comic scene where tim says when will you learn i’m not jason todd#i forgot the actual quote but you get it if you’ve read it
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felt sad. caught up on baseball from the past week. now i'm not that sad anymore.







#ridiculous sport that could fix me#this is just ONE week worth of hijinks#just one#and it's not even everything that happened#it's again... baseball sidequests#one day i will make that baseball sidequests to make you smile on a rainy day blog j and i have been yearning for#it is not today though. because i’m lazy#baseball#mlb#pittsburgh pirates#washington nationals#los angeles dodgers#roki sasaki#anyway. roki’s so right about the bidets if i were a superstar athlete bidest in the toilet#would be an ironclad clause in my contract#autoplay warning#twitter#tiktok
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till death do us shart
#deltarune#spamtenna#spamton#tenna#mr ant tenna#doodles#fanart#my art#i got very lazy with this and am bad at writing dialogue#sorry if its ooc idc LOL i honestly. just wanted to draw spamton saying his first line#comic
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krusie..................... (falls over)
#u can tell i got lazy here but its my first time drawing them so be niceys. also im insane#deltarune#utdr#krusie#kris dreemurr#susie deltarune#susie dr#kris deltarune#my art#i posted this earlier but i got shy but whateverrrr. im multitrack drifting artfight and dr stuff now i think
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you're the worst scene but it's relativity falls au
#gravity falls#au#relativity au#stanford pines#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#lazy susan#fiddauthor#ford²#art#fanart
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It’s that time of the year again
#uni talks about the universe#ides of march#julius caesar#is this anything#I’m too lazy to make anything else so#have at the#this man has been dead for 2068 slutty slutty years and we are STILL tormenting him#anyway happy holidays to those who celebrate it#more like resting in pieces haha#okay I’ll go now
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