#leave it to anons and asks

[fairycosmos]

how does us politics affect places outside the us? you guys are obsessed with us

i think if you cracked open your skull there would just be a bunch of cotton wool in there

[hentaisenpai-5]

I need to take the time and write out a post that explains how I'm not interested in the vast majority of yalls mindless hookup b.s.

Maybe I'll put it in my pinned post

All I know is I've been on this site since I was 14 and I'm sick and tired of it

[collophora]

I resurrected my tumblr just to post this

[housecow]

can we have an update on any housecow romantic escapades

i gained ~20lbs in like 2 months. there were no romantic escapades because i was busy getting fatter 😔

[greenheart-anon]

Do you happen to have a Dylan vs. Lard compilation?

I do now, have fun!🤣

[useless-germanyfacts]

What are you doing in Switzerland?

hunting down alice weidel

[ahappydnp]

Has anyone apologized to Dan and/or Phil for overstepping boundaries? I mean, I know no one is gonna come out and say "sorry I was investigating your sexuality on my corkboard with pictures and threads". But has there ever been like maybe a collective phandom letter or video? I feel like they give the phandom a lot of grace. I have to admit I'm not too well versed in their story, but watching TIT I feel bad for the things they went through. Idk if an apology would even help at this point. Maybe some acknowldegment that some things were taken too far?

i think if you didn't know the history/weren't here back in the day that can seem like the narrative, but in actuality the phandom has done nothing but apologize and self flagellate over the vocal minorities invasiveness. since the beginning there were people apologizing on everyone else's' behalf

like this fandom has been built on catholicism levels of guilt

one of the biggest messages of TIT was dan and phil reiterating they knew it was that small percentage who were saying shit directly to dnp/knocked on their door/terrorized their family, but regardless all sins have been forgiven ("we need to move on and forgive the crimes"). dnp are incredibly aware of how much phannies beat themselves up over the old days, they're also aware that their relationship with us back was faaar from perfect. that's why TIT was a community cleansing

We have collectively moved forward and formally wiped the slate clean on both sides. it's now up to individuals to unlearn that unwarranted shame. also what would a grand gesture do other than rehash issues that have long since been resolved and restart the whole cycle over again?

[kedreeva]

Saw your post about peacocks dropping their trains and it reminded me of the time when I was younger (like 13ish?) and we went on a family outing to a castle that had a load of peacocks. They did sell the feathers in the gift shop but my mother (derogatory, we don't speak anymore, this story somewhat illustrates why) decided she was not going to pay their inflated prices when there were so many free feathers readily available for the taking. The issue was said feathers were currently being used, by the peacocks. Not one to be deterred my mother waited for one to be distracted by a lovely lady, snuck up behind it and ripped a handful of tail feathers out. The peacock was quite rightfully enraged (and most likely scared and in a shit tonne of pain), attacked my mother enthusiastically and chased her into the toilets in which she locked herself. Whereupon the peacock sat quietly outside the toilets waiting for her to re-emerge so he could resume his attack (he let other visitors in and out quite peacefully).

None of the family interceded on her behalf but after 2 hours we did eventually have to go get someone to help steer the peacock away so we could leave. The feathers were confiscated by an employee who was somehow even angrier than the peacock (genuinely did not think that was possible until I was called upon to defend my part in this and had to assure her several times that I, hand to heart, had no part of this insane plan, did not know what my mother was planning beforehand, definitely did not want her blood feathers or any part of this bullshit and was in fact quite pissed off in my own right because literally all I had wanted to do that day was feed/befriend the peacocks and now they all associated me with the evil feather thieving bitch in the toilets so wouldn't come near me (can't blame them but it stung a little)). We were all thrown out and my parents were banned from returning, my mother insisted she did nothing wrong the whole time.

Until I saw your post I didn't realise peacocks actually shed their whole train every year which makes it more ridiculous that my mother was so determined to pull them off while the poor bird was still using them. I still feel sorry for that peacock but he aquitted himself admirably and dispensed instant karma with a vigour that would make gods feel inadequate. Also I will never not laugh at the memory of him politely moving to the side to allow other ladies to use the bathroom only to launch into fiery rage any time his enemy attempted to escape. If nothing else it taught me at an early age that peacocks are definitely a bird I want to own one day, definitely not a bird to upset, and can hold a grudge better than any teenager on the planet.

You would not BELIEVE the grudges they can hold if you offend them, and they are always on the alert for a good fight.

The good news is that if she was able to pull multiple train feathers out at once, the feathers were already on their way out. They're in there pretty good while still fresh and in use, and even pulling one train feather out when the feather isn't ready to go can be a challenge. So, while I'm sure he was very very surprised and offended, he probably wasn't in much pain, any more so than you or I might be if someone pulled out a few stands of hair- unpleasant, stings when it happens, but unlikely to actually leave you hurting for terribly long, or all that much.

[saintbleeding]

For prompts consider: martin and alice interaction. I think it'd be funny to see them interact. I don't know if they'd get along and I'd love to see your take lol. (Also I hope your day is nice uwu)

[ID: a two panel comic of Martin Blackwood and Alice Dyer. In the first panel, they both stand in a coffee shop, facing away from one another. Martin holds a mug in one hand and his phone in the other, and Alice holds a cup in both hands. Martin says “My stupid boss (affectionate) is so hot (affectionate)”, and text beside him reads “abt to go 2 work”. Alice says “My hot boss (derogatory) is so stupid (flirting)” and text beside her reads “post night shift”. The second panel shows the two of them sitting on the floor in the doorway of a modest living room, with a trans pride flag on the wall and a potted plant beneath it. Martin is speaking happily as Alice listens with a fond smile. Text between them reads “[listening to Carly Rae Jepsen] [besties <3]”. End ID.]

the solidarity of both trans/both kind of a bitch/both so silly/both freckly/both Do Not Wish to discuss their parents/both having a weird sorta psychosexual thing with their poindexter boss/both the love of my life…………….. play in the space w me……………

[mimorobo]

What do Asriel and Ralsei look like in your art style?

its fine if u dont wanna draw them.

Also, hru today?

I wil maybe start signing my anon asks >:D

-R

Amazing they look amazing... Ok jk XD but I'll try drawing them for you!! Then u can decide for yourself ;D

I have almost never drawn Ralsei, which seems ridiculous?? I love that guy!! And Asriel just goes without saying...

(And I'm awesome today!! thanks for asking!! :D)

[needykittenxx]

[xxplastic-cubexx]

Evo wanda doodle from my cell at the christmas party

[funkbun]

a classic hector blunder

[genericpuff]

quit obsessing over a comic that you hate and go get a job before your life falls apart

hey everyone, little miss thing over here wants attention, stop what you're doing and stare at them

👁️👄👁️

[skimmingmilk]

I always think abt Sonic and Tails’ relationship is a lot like Shadow and Maria’s but what if Tails has the same fate as Maria? (This could be a prompt too, I love your fics sm!)

[frownyalfred]

which of bruce’s partners do u think the wayne’s would like the most? Tbh I think selina … because out of talia, clark, khoa, etc, she’s the Gothamite

Martha Wayne (née Kane) is a true Jewish mother at heart and therefore would not approve of ANYONE for her darling little boy and I will die on this hill.