#lecture from dad

[benzgarfield]

djpchod IG update April 10, 2025

Pit Babe 2 Q33

[leclercskiesahead]

Carlos didn’t want to use the snorkel because he didn’t know if anyone else had put their mouth on it and it turns out Ollie did

[sunscall]

they're literally each other's home

[age-of-moonknight]

New Champions (Vol. 1/2025), #6.

Writer: Steve Foxe; Penciler and Inker: Ruairí Coleman; Colorist: Arthur Hesli; Letterer: Travis Lanham

[evilkitten3]

team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"

minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life

[viktorarcanedeservesbetter]

wonder if Vander was confused by Isha's presence or someone tried explaining it to him. he's stuck in his own mind like well last i checked i had two daughters, not 3, and that little one doesn't seem old enough to be one of mine. did one of my kids have a kid? is this a granddaughter? she has blue hair like Powder but that's clearly a bad dye job.

wait lmao thinking about Vander and Viktor in the astral plane like:

"So what have my daughters been up to? Do you know?"

"Well...Violet is clearly very smart and tough, seems to have a good head on her shoulders, kind of has a temper. I think she was associating with the daughter of a councilwoman but I am not so sure anymore. Still very tough though."

"Seems about right. And Powder?"

"Well.....she shot a missile at me. Not me personally, but I was in the room when it hit. Then my former lab partner turned me into this. Now I heal people. Sky is here too, she's our former assistant. The hexcore that saved me killed her and I have not quite figured out if it is her real soul in here or just my projection of my fleeting emotions. Emotions are funny things, you know. You have a lot of them. I see how much you love your daughters. I loved someone once..."

then it just turns into Viktor info dumping about his life because everyone else has been a little too passionate and complimentary of him and Vander is much more interesting and clearly a good guy. Vander in the astral plane is just standing there like 🧍🏻‍♂️ cause he can't tell the guy whose freeing him from the wolfmanmonstercreation he is to shut up but this is also the longest (and first) conversation he's had in years.

[p1nkshield]

Dick: c’mon Kor! Maybe he’ll believe me if you do it first!

Kori: So you want me to throw you?

Dick solemnly: with all your strength.

Kori: with all my strength into the sky?

Dick: Yes! I still don’t know what the clouds taste like and how many flips I can do!

Kori: okay 👍🏾

Dick: thank you!

Kori: do you want me to catch you?

Dick: yes plea- *is launched and caught*

Kori: well?

Dick: See? I wew it would knork!

Kori: ???

Dick: ….oh uh 😨 *passes out*

Later

Clark: was the concussion worth it?

Dick: No…

Clark: what did the clouds taste like?

Dick: water 😢

Clark: do you even remember how many flips you did?

Dick: No… 😭

Clark: on account of what?

Dick: the concussion…

[angelonhelios]

borderlands au where control core angel is on helios and angel was present for the lost legions raid in TPS. zarpedon fights against the watchers plans for jack because she wants to protect angel from the death shes seen in her visions. also gawa is there. because i want him to be.

[cryingpariah]

Jackie tracking down the boys after they run off in public

Masked Deuce: She's not really mad, she's disappointed. Which is actually much worse, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. 😬

Ooooh Jackie is not the type to openly display most negative feelings if she can get away with it, it’s just not how she does things. If all the world is a stage, she’d rather play a happy and chill character. It’s to the point that the boys have only ever seen her get joke-mad, they didn’t even think she could get mad! So this? Foot tapping, sour-faced, actual anger? Forgive them for thinking they just entered the twilight zone.

“Do you even understand how reckless that was?! You could have gotten hurt! Or kidnapped! Or some other horrible third thing I can’t think of right now! We are heading back to the tent right now!”

The boys:

“WE'RE SO SUPER SORRY JACKIE!”

“WE WON'T EVER DO IT AGAIN! PROMISE!”

“JA JA! 😭😭”

They latched onto her then, clinging to her legs and arms with misty eyes and running noses. It’s pretty hard to continue being mad at a time like this but Jackie remained steadfast.

“Your fathers will be hearing about this, make no mistake! And this will probably be the last time they let me take you out town until you can be trusted to behave so I’d enjoy this walk back.”

That walk back to the tent was actually quite difficult since Jackie had to do it with three cyborgs clinging to her like leeches but she was still steamed up enough to make it. And can you guess who was there to greet them?

“Courier why are my children crying and back early from your little day trip?”

“I’d love to say it’s a funny story but it very much isn’t.”

[leaffiii]

my computers back woooooo anyways heres some dudes i've thought about a bit because some random bl manhwa pissed me off so badly lol. sitcom with gods from mythology in the modern day.

[fauvester]

XJ nearly gets expelled from bai zhan peak in his second year for his truly astonishing lack of respect for authority (which in and of itself is impressive, nobody has ever gotten bureaucratically kicked off of bai zhan peak, although many have been physically) and is only saved by SQQ's quick thinking in ostentatiously offering to bring him into qing jing peak as a disciple ("If Bai Zhan has proven itself unequal to forging a fine sword from first-rate material, then it would be my pleasure to show them how it's done") and offending LQG's sense of pride. like LQG has never seen this kid but shidi thinks he's good enough to steal away? no THANK you that is HIS disciple.

SQQ on the inside is so big mad at his godson. like for REAL. YOU DID NOT LEARN THIS BEHAVIOR FROM ME.

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! My brother (not the one I live with) and I have birthdays fairly close together, and he'd like to get together and do some kind of joint celebration, but I have no idea what to do. He's an anti-vaxxer but is willing to wear a mask around me, but his kids won't so effectively whatever we do has to be outside Do you have suggestions of things we could do that are A. outside B. suitable for small children (youngest is old enough to run around and talk but not really reading yet) and C. no flashing lights?

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Wanna know what sounds great?

A fanfic where the Greybeards find a baby Dragonborn on their doors, and just take her (using your Leara DB as an example) in, and raising her.

They eventually find out she’s Dragonborn because of her ability to use the Way of The Voice so easily, or something. Paarthurnax takes an interest in this child, and so she stays at the Throat of the World, until Alduin returned.

Wait that's so soft.

Just imagine how much trauma Leara would avoid if she was raised by the Greybeards? It'd be so beautiful. Dragon Dad could be her actual dad.

[sweetevoltrap]

Safety Lecture call with Sylus was so cute wtf

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

God nerfed my misandry by making all the trauma in my life come from women

[dracothedeatheatingcupcake-ao3]

Please wish me luck everyone. In about 3 hours, I will be taking the final exam I have to take for my grad program, and if I pass it, I will officially be done with the program and will be able to apply for graduation.

I’m very nervous since usually I’m really good at test taking, but it’s been over a year since I last actually took a class for my program (I’ve been working on my final project and my internships for the past year and change), so a lot of this stuff is very fuzzy for me, since my memory sucks. Plus, my program was… not great. They had no lectures, all book learning, and I’m not great with book learning. I passed the classes, but none of them had exams. Just papers, which are much easier for me to do. I took a few practice tests and I routinely got between 65%-70% of the questions right. Which is… not great. I have studied, but I only really was able to study for the past week, since before that I had my internship and work to worry about.

But!!! I’m hoping that all will go well here. I’ve been working towards my master’s and school counseling credential for about two and a half years now. I started August 2021. And if I fail? I’ll just have to pay the $130 and retake the test later. Which will suck, but at least it will be like a practice test, yeah? And I’ll know exactly how the test is formatted, so it would be easier.

Anyway, sorry for rambling, I’m very nervous. Wish me luck!!!!!