#lestatposting

[fucklestat]

louis, mon cheri, share avec moi these airpods….. i have discovered a most captivating songstresse, a mademoiselle Carly Rae Jepsènne. écoute….. does not this saxophonne bewitch you? truly she is the donizetti of her time. and this next song, oooh my leuouis….. the poetry of this lyric….. before miss jepsènne’s beloved came into her life, she missed him so bad. it seems to me she sings of our invisible cord, non?

[belovedfiend]

Daniel shaking during his first Lestat interview not because of Parkinson's but purely from experiencing his aura

[shelfperson]

hehehehhehehhehe you FOOLS lestat’s perspective on the story isn’t going to make louis look like some violent crazy mutual abuser that french fuck LOVES that green eyed seratonin deficiency he feels SO GUILTY about what he did to him and claudia IN FACT louis’s perpetual self hatred for his perceived inherent violence is some CATHOLIC GUILT ASS INTERNALIZED RACISM HOMOPHOBIA MISOGYNY ASS SHIT and lestat doesn’t FUCK WITH THAT he LOVES THAT MAN and yeah lestat’s gonna come out swinging with some “louis, louis, always whining why the long fave” but give him a sip of the old daniel molloy trauma trigger special he’s gonna be looking wistfully out the window with BIG FAT BLOODY TEARS rolling down his face just LAMENTING louis’s radience and kindness and fragility and how even his most savage cruelty gleamed and glistened like gore at the end of a sharp and shiny knife c’est tres enchenteur, non, monsieur molloy? OKAY????????

[dionrevel]

why the long face? my pretty baby 🦇🎸💚

[jeyneofpoole]

louis venez ici i’m incredibly distressed i’ve been trawling here on the wifi and i’ve come across something most loathsome do you see this monstrosity? regarde ça this deceitful little bar has been advertised to me as a form of electronic cigarette! they say it is blue raspberry flavored louis i hate this so utterly i cannot stand it. je vais me fuer this century is shallow and rude there is no such thing as a blue raspberry and there is no such thing as an electronic cigarette i refuse to accept it. what makes this cigarette electronic in the least? does it connect to the wifi? i love the wifi louis i wish that the wifi would not associate with this hateful institution. is this one and the same with that detestable object armand refers to as his ‘banana ice puff bar’ i abhor that one most of all it emits the worst odor c’est vraiment mauvais. louis mon cher you must promise that you will never fall sway under the influence of this infernal device i do not know if my heart could take such a beating. i will not allow those plastic pretenders in my home la main à dieu we must find a way to end this

[nerdmutant]

"I am she, she is me"

The Vampire Lestat (1985) / My Inmortal (2006)

[hamlettheedane]

louis, attende un moment… i am attémpting to upload to zis infernal web of lies known as … comment ça se dit ? ah yes. ze ~world wide web~. Leuouie i am trying to show mes fans comment je vais cet aprés-midi via zis new format of media known as un “vlog” but i cannot understánd how to turn off ze potato filtér... looouee mon cher you are laughing. i am now cursed to zis life as une pomme de terre and you are laughing.

[theriverbeyond]

louis mon coeur 'ave you 'heard of zis boʻok series... zis "locked tomb"... i checked zis book owut from ze library and zeze lesbians... they are eating each other as a déclaration d'amor mon coeur. louis zat could be us

[sonofcelluloid]

Lestat: Armand, why eez your fledgling consommer de la cocaïne? Have you not told heem only through zee blood can he channel such a rush?

Armand: He knows. He’s stimming.

[slapjacq]

Loueui mon cœur, ze childhren have, comment dire, tagged, oui? loueui? Tagged me in ze instaghram application on zheir posts. Les enfants, on dit que, zat i serhve cúnt? Non, Loueui you must explain, non, je ne comprends pas, how does one serhve cúnt? Loueui don’t laugh at me, c’est dévecant, oui it hurts when you do that

[nocontextlestat]

louwee…. you must regarde this…. c’est très intriguant…. i have received a most compelling offre luois….. il dit que there is a lovemaking game that we have never seen before….. est-ce possible…..? i have walked this earth for longer than deux siècles loueis…. i had sex for more times than there are les étoiles in the sky….. mais i am quite curieux…. who are these AI beautés…….? tu sais you always leave me alone to read your “books” loais…… you know that c'est très painful pour moi……. what if i try this? it’s not cheating louieoeis!!!!!! tu sais que my soul belongs to you!!!!!! i simply cannot bear being without any warmth at all times luoius….. plus i can fuck them and you can eat them, non??? luios!!!!! louweeiiss!!!!!!!

[belovedfiend]

[v333nus-demilo]

as much as i LOVE lestatposting i think it definitely understates lestat’s understanding of and engagement with the modern world (as shown by siri pause, this man does in fact have a grasp on it and uses it regularly, even if he thinks himself above it). however. i think the average armandposter has a perfect grasp of his simultaneous deadpan fascination and agitation with technology. i love both but god armandposting scratches an autistic mental itch i have fr

[jeysrevenge]

you want kids? well i am mother!

song: Joyride by Kesha

[dionrevel]

lestat de lioncourt, the wolfkiller

[oldwitchsleep]

louis, mon cher? these people, why do they say, hönk hönk, at me? they call me un clown, louis, je ne comprends pas? je ne suis pas un clown, louis. i wish they would not hönk hönk at me