#like COME ON

[analogical4ever]

I once read a fic where Logan had a gun and it was like, the most useful plot device. All the others were just like ‘WHO THE FUCK GAVE LOGAN A GUN’ as if bro didn’t just save your life

since Roman and Remus canonically have weapons (a samurai sword and a mace respectively), i want to imagine what weapons the other sides would have.

Janus already has his shepherd's cane, which isn't a weapon but he certainly uses it as one. don't underestimate The Cane, he would gladly beat you to death with it. or push you down the stairs, whatever works.

Patton has one of those cartoonish red bouncy hammers that makes a squeak sound when it hits something. he doesn't want to actually hurt anyone but he will use the squeaky hammer to get a point across, if necessary.

Virgil has a pocket knife that he keeps under his pillow, always sharpened. having grown up around Remus, he is always ready for any unpleasant surprises which makes it more than a little nerve-wracking for the light sides. Roman once tried to sneak up on Virgil and promptly got a knife in his eye (don't worry, he got better).

Logan has a gun.

[sam-stardust]

can we talk about how stephen strange in infinity war looked through 14,000,605 different realities. we always talk about “the one” because tony died and quill’s emotional outburst, bla bla bla.

but stephen saw through the rest of those 14 million. he lived out each and every single one of those alternative futures. where he couldve gotten to know the other avengers, where he had to watch them fight and die by his side, realities where he didnt blip but others did.

all those timelines just to find one, where no one knew him as anything but “the wizard,” and he came back being the one who made the decision to let one of the world’s saviors die. and no one (save, peter because he’s all lovable and kind like that) knew him. while he got to know and love all of them in the 14 million.

[hyperfixatedmess873]

Words can’t describe how perfect this is

[honeyed-ghost]

Back at home my wife awaits for me.

She’s my everything.

My Penelope.

Based on Paolo e Virginia by Alessandro Puttinati.

[cedric-k-rossignol]

either hug her or hand her a gun you men are useless

[softestbuckley]

i'll never get over the shameless way eddie was watching buck during the poker game

[i-live-inyourwalls]

“for soccer” LMFAO

[teacupfullofroses27]

Spoiler free thoughts on the new episode:

[cxrrodedcoffin]

sorry but this is so absurd like i know this man whimpers so pathetically in bed

[danibee33]

*ahem* Simon “Ghost” Riley (that’s it, that’s the whole post)

[acatnamedvirtue]

the 90's audience didn't appreciate S5 john carter with beard working as an RA and for that i'll never forgive them

[tea-cuz-why-not]

I’m calling it now, Sam’s gonna become an avatar, willingly.

[writingadjacent]

baby steve and his winnie the pooh stuffed animal live in my head rent freeeeeee

like toddler steve dragging his winnie around all the time, sobbing when it needs to be washed and sitting in front of the washing machine and watching it go through so he can make sure winnie is safe

steve cuddling winnie when his parents fight and yell in the living room and steve, sitting on the couch, doesn't really understand whats going on just that his parents are yelling and it's scary

steve growing up and learning that it's 'not accepatible' to carry around your winnie the pooh stuffie and leaving it at home. crying the first time he had to

cuddling every night with winnie through highschool. starting to put winnie away when he has girls over and hiding winnie when nancy comes over because what if she makes fun of him the way tommy did in elementary school

introducing winnie to robin after robin introduces steve to her stuffed dog (puppy) and robin taking it very seriously as she can tell how important winnie is to steve

steve hiding winnie when eddie comes over for the first time, because eddie is his boyfriend and what if eddie makes fun of him for it because eddie is so cool and metal and guys who listen to that kind of stuff definitely don't have stuffed animals or date guys who do... right?

being proven wrong when he vistis the trailer one night and eddie is asleep cuddled around a stuffed tigger and steve smiles slightly because of course eddie had a stuffed tigger. introducing winnie and tigger to each other was easy after that and steve got to spend every night with Eddie and winnie and tigger and yeah

[richardriderrider]

I just read the entire Geoff Johns run

[southerngoffics]

Frankie Stein in my style bc i have Very Strong opinions about them with a mullet