#like nichole and kenny or craig and kyle

[drownedinlavender]

It won't let me ask with my sp blog 😭 I know you ship Kyman, but what are some other ships you enjoy? Any rare pairs?

Hehe, yeah, Kyman is my otp 😌 My absolute number 1, haha

I do ship a lot though! And I can easily get behind most ships if you tell me something cute about them, haha.

I really love Stendy, Bunny, and Creek!

And I really like Stolkien, Tolkyle, Cryde, Crenny, Stenny, Kenman, Buttman, Stanman, Candy, Tolchole, Jimmy/Timmy, Jimmy/Nathan, Jimmy/Clyde, Tolkien/Wendy, Bendy, Stutters

It would be shorter to make a list of what I don't ship probably 💀 lmaoo

[justyourtypicalwriter]

Hi guys I have to sort through my 6 million open tags so send me your most soul sucking, leg trembling fic recs. I want to be blown away and sobbing. We all know I am a FREAK and will read just about anything. My only request is no minor NSFW (OBVIOUSLY), and no illegal ships

[clowfish]

i need to do like. actual art soon this is becoming a problem

[cringelordofchaos]

if stans signature animal is a dog, kennys is a rat, cartmans is a pig (or a raccoon), and butters is probably a hamster, then what is kyles ??? this is an extremely important topic to discuss btw like it should be our priorty as a soicety to igure it out

[blub-blub-bish]

six the musical x south park 🫵 three two one go

(kenny is totally anne boleyn or k howard i dont take criticism)

Don’t put me on the spot like that😒

Aragon = Wendy

Boleyn = Bebe

Jane = Heidi

Anna = Craig

Howard = Kenny

Parr = Nicole

OR

Aragon = Kyle

Boleyn = Kenny

Jane = Heidi or butters if you squint hard enough

Anna = red

Howard = Karen

Part = Wendy

Criticism is allowed except for Kenny and Heidi

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

The South Park characters are so fun to put into Situations. Like smthn abt how all of them react to things makes exploring Random Scenarios with them so fun.

[deafeninggalaxycandy]

South Park Masterlist

Stan's Gang

Stan Marsh Hcs 💙

Kyle Broflovski Hcs 💚

Eric Cartman Hcs ❤️

Kenny McCormick Hcs🧡

Butters Stotch Hcs 💛

Craig and Those Guys

Craig Tucker Hcs 💙

Tweek Tweak Hcs 💚

Clyde Donavan Hcs ❤️

Tolkien Black Hcs 💜

Jimmy Valmer Hcs 💛

The Girls

Wendy Testaburger Hcs 💜

Bebe Stevens Hcs ❤️

Heidi Turner Hcs 💚

Kelly Hcs (Watch Rainforest, Shmainforest) 💙

Nichole Daniels Hcs 🧡

Red McArthur Hcs ❤️

Tammy Warner Hcs ❤️

Tricia and Those Idiots

Karen McCormick Hcs 💜

Tricia Tucker Hcs 💖

Ike Broflovski Hcs 💙

The Goths 🖤

Henrietta Biggle Hcs 🖤

Pete Thelman Hcs 🖤

Michael Rogers Hcs 🖤

Firkle Smith Hcs 🖤

The Older Siblings

Kevin McCormick Hcs ❤️

Shelley Marsh Hcs 💖

Scott Tenorman Hcs 💚

Extra

Stuart and Carol's Backstory Essay (kind of)

Why I Like Kybe

Couples List

Stendy💙💜

Kybe💚❤️

Kenly 🧡💙

Heiman ❤️💚

Tolkchole 🧡💜

Extra Reading/References for my Headcanons

Kyle and Cartman Relationship Analysis by @rx-aysgl

Craig and Those Guys, Headcanons Masterpost by @sparkles-and-trash

tweek and craig hcs + other by @cooch1ecruncher

Kyle and Stan: Empathy v Morality by @mantequillamcwhoremick

Face Claims:

Stan's Gang

Craig and Those Guys

The Girlies

The Goth Kids

Tricia and Those Idiots/The Older Siblings

[fuqnia]

south park m.list

main 4 boys ꨄ︎

⋆｡°�� college au general headcanons | hc

⋆｡°✩ college au relationships headcanons | hc, nsfw

eric cartman ₊˚⊹♡

⋆｡°✩ transparent warnings | fluff

⋆｡°✩ strangers | smut, wip

⋆｡°✩ gross... do it again | fluff, request

kenny mccormick ₊˚⊹♡

⋆｡°✩ i wait for you | fluff

⋆｡°✩ wrapped in orange | fluff, request

kyle broflovski ₊˚⊹♡

⋆｡°✩ pretend like it's the first time | fluff

⋆｡°✩ please be my boyfriend? | smut, wip

stan marsh ₊˚⊹♡

⋆｡°✩ sticky | fluff/angst

⋆｡°✩ just friends | smut, request

leopold 'butters' stotch ₊˚⊹♡

⋆｡°✩ college au general headcanons | hc

⋆｡°✩ college au relationships headcanons | hc, nsfw

craig's gang ꨄ︎

craig tucker ₊˚⊹♡

clyde donovan ₊˚⊹♡

jimmy valmer ₊˚⊹♡

tolkien black ₊˚⊹♡

tweek tweak ₊˚⊹♡

the girls ꨄ︎

bebe stevens ₊˚⊹♡

heidi turner ₊˚⊹♡

henrietta biggle ₊˚⊹♡

nichole daniels ₊˚⊹♡

red mcarthur ₊˚⊹♡

wendy testaburger ₊˚⊹♡

special events ꨄ︎

holidays in hell 🦌❄️

i wanna be your boyfriend | 1,000 hearts special ❤️

[southconfessionpark]

Am I the only one who thinks there's a lack of nice boy-girl interaction on the show? Despite sharing a school most of the time it seems like the boys ignore the girls' existence and vice versa, most of the time the only interactions are between romantic couples or some sort of fight or rivalry. It would be great to see more healthy interactions, the healthiest boy-girl bond that comes to mind is Kenny and his little sister, and I think the closest thing that comes to mind as a potential nice boy-girl friendship in recent seasons are probably Scott and Sophie and sort of Kyle and Heidi pre-Cartwoman, but even those two had romantic overtones so I don't think they really count as regular friendships. Actually if I also take into account the romantic couples, the gay couple at school is the healthiest one among the ones that get screen time, while the straight couples are mostly portrayed to show relationship issues that aren't properly resolved or are just background relationships. Come on Matt and Trey, there are so many possible dynamics with potential. Nichole and Stan being friends because of their fondness for board games? Craig and Heidi being friends after Heidi indirectly helped him understand Tweek better? Wendy and Kyle sharing so many similarities in attitude and dynamics like being the closest people to Stan and enemies of Cartman? How the hell are those two not close friends?

[voltaridylla]

South Park Headcanons because I AM bored and I want to talk about these cardboard bastards:

((Some of these have my personal favourite ships))

-Tolkien and Kyle are both kinda rich and as a Tolkyle shipper I love the vision of them wine tasting on weekends and golfing every second weekend.

-Tolkien and Kyle take care of Stan’s kid on his date nights because Stan is divorced dad core and is constantly fumbling left right and centre.

-Cartman would be those guys that watch shows like Invincible, The Boys etcetc and miss the point entirely and is a super ‘red pilled’ dude bro. Does he grow out of it? Short answer: No.

-Heidi becomes a hippie when she gets older because of Cartman and she’s all into meditation and being one with earth. She’s kinda crazy (low-key becomes those trad-wives) and makes the most diabolical backhanded compliments.

-Jimmy and Bebe would be the best at organising parties for end of semesters or for just about any birthday ((I high-key ship them to be honest!!!))

-Kenny is actually able to cook but news flash: he’s too fucking lazy! So he loves oven pizza and ready made meals - his excuse being it takes him back to when he was younger.

-Tolkien loves Laufey, I don’t have a reason for this one. I just think he’d adore her songs and have them in the background while playing video games.

-I like to hc that Nichole pursues botanical sciences and is very much so in tune with nature!!! Her and Kenny are like the coolest fucking couple in my head, Kenny is a physics researcher and Nichole is an ecologist and does a lot for the environment.

-Stan suffers from Tom from 500 Days of Summer SyndromeTM.

-Stan is anaemic, has athsma and wears glasses but he refuses to wear them.

-Kyle is the most stylish out of the M4, he’d be a college professor and he’d wear the nicest turtlenecks, the best of the best trousers and those long coats. He is in STYLE!!!

-Nichole and Kenny meet properly in the DnD because Stan begged him to join (whattttt a ref to my fic ??? no way….) So they hit it off and things they do is study together before exams. Especially because Kenny skips.

-Tweek takes child psychology (it heals his inner child and children love him!!)

-Tweek has holes in all of his socks. Why??? Who knows, he just gets the threads of them stuck in doors or he’ll cause a tear and bam all of his pairs of socks are tattered in some shape or form.

-Tweek and Craig love looking and browsing couples activities online like painting together or baking but… doing them? A DISASTER. Craig likes things done his way and so does Tweek so they agree to make couple activities something that isn’t based on solo tasks!!

-Tweek’s favourite pastry are macarons, bonus if it’s the coffee flavoured ones ((I am a French Tweek believer alright.))) His middle name is something like Marcel.

[neonzparkoflife]

Another big Sunder post now that I'm officially done with the designs (i finished a week ago)! SO IM GONNA EXPLAIN THE LORE FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME NOW OKAY? Okay.

Sunder: Cracks of the Dream

Kyle is the most average kid ever. Like literally he's so average that his brain is working overtime to make life exciting for him. He has such a bad nightmare that it kills him. He wakes up in the Sundered Realm, a realm between life and death, home to many spirits. Koyote (Kenny) is a death spirit who realizes that Kyle is still human, and therefore can be returned to his living human status as long as they reach the ocean before he dies for good. He says he'll take him there!

Endes (Eric) is a stone spirit known for being a dick to people, but particularly Koyote since he can't really fight back due to his repeatedly dying thing. When Endes realizes he has a human in tow, he wants to keep Kyle in the Sundered Realm as a servant since he should theoretically be able to keep him around forever with his snake venom. Koyote quickly dies protecting Kyle, but as night falls Stahre (Stan) comes to save him.

Stahre is a star spirit who resides with the other night sky spirit Wyx (Wendy). He can come out every night, but Wyx can only come out on night with a full moon so she doesn't have much of a presence other than one time where she comes to tell everyone that Stahre is an annoying asshole. Stahre also has a constellation named Sparky! He's a big dog (≈20 ft) that the three of them use as their preferred method of transportation.

Kyle needs a specific spirit fruit to elongate his lifespan in this realm since it's killing him but only Vlaum (Butters/Marj/Vic whatever you call them), the plant spirit, can provide this. In order to do this, Vlaum needs water which they find Claire (Craig), water spirit, to provide. Vlaum and Claire are also Koyote's old friends from nearly a hundred years ago. They stopped talking when Claire froze and could no longer provide Vlaum with water to survive. Koyote ran away from both of them, guilty for being unable to help and feeling like a curse. They reunite to help Kyle.

Neviah (Nichole) and Ten (Tolkien) are time spirits, past and future. They have to remain tethered to each other for the present to exist. They appear briefly to caution Koyote and Kyle before they reach the ocean, since it is the exit to the realm and any spirits that touch it would stop existing entirely.

Once Kyle is home and fully alive again he looks for closure, and ends up discovering Kenny, a young boy who lived in his town hundreds of years ago and died to a coyote attack. Also relevant are Stan and Eric. Stan died about ten years before Kenny after walking into traffic following a hospitalization when he was left alone in his hospital room. Eric got into a fight with his new brother over his mom's diamond ring when he tried to steal it and ended up falling down the stairs and breaking his neck.

Sunder: StormCloud

Storm Cloud is the story of how Claire (Craig) was thawed. After his friends Koyote (Kenny) and Vlaum (Butters) left him he remained frozen in a cave for years. Blazei (Bebe) came to try and thaw him since she's the spirit of the sun but it was useless since it wasn't a temperature issue. He was lonely.

Endes (Eric) came around to annoy him a lot when he got lonely, but he would get bored fast since Claire wouldn't respond to him. One day, Tynk (Tweek), the lightning spirit, comes across his cave, frightened of the raging storm he had created. They fall in love and Tynk is the one who thaws him, finally making him feel like he had people to trust again. Claire has a pet gundi that he can't hold or pet because he will start boiling, so Tynk will pet him. Also I should mention Claire is hard of hearing in Sunder. When he is frozen he is almost completely deaf, when liquid he can hear but everything sounds the way it does underwater, and when he is boiling everything is just kind of muffled.

Finally Contel (Clyde) is the air spirit who also serves as the realm's messenger due to being superrrr fasssst :33 he's friends with Claire and Tynk later on.

The only death that's really relevant for this one is that Craig died by drowning but no details.

Sunder: Moonflower

Moonflower is the story of what happened to Vlaum after they split. They dried out in the desert once, and when things were absolutely dire a figure descended from the heavens to save them. When they woke up they had no clue who it was. They figured it was Blazei, but after receiving no answer they went to Stahre, but didn't receive anything from him either and began to resent their savior.

Wyx spent her one night a month in the realm just to be completely ignored after and starts dreaming up different scenarios of meeting Vlaum again. One thing about never getting to see the wonders of earth is that watching Vlaum's flowers bloom was the most beautiful thing she'd ever seen. Wyx goes to Stahre since he's the only one she can talk to but he's still going through his "shut up I don't care" phase. Blazei meets her one sunset to tell her that Vlaum is still waiting for her.

Endes makes an appearance just to tease Vlaum about drying out and wilting but Neviah and Ten rescue them this time and take them back to their mansion (it's called The Time Zone lol) where they tell Vlaum that the spirit who saved them was actually Wyx, who can only appear on earth during the full moon.

The next full moon, they meet and make up, becoming friends. While waiting up in the sky, Wyx knows that she's doomed to a surface level relationship, and she'll never be there when Vlaum really needs her.

The relevant deaths here are that Butters died after getting stranded far away from town in a car accident that killed their mother. They dehydrated to death in the wild. Nichole and Tolkien died in a hospital together at the exact same time after becoming friends and I THINK Wendy will die in a cult ritual gone wrong but idk haven't thought about her death that much?

ONCE AGAIN BEGGING Y'ALL TO ASK QUESTIONNSSSS i'm (pretty sure im) done with designs sorry no Jimmy no Heidi but this was an extremely brief overview I just wanted to get the last of the designs up and organize the stories publicly waaahhhh sorryyy

I'm also working on a fic again! I haven't written much since I finished writing Cuties are Kind of Just Baby Oranges. Remember that midwestern farmer stenny idea I had? Yeah i'm making that real now and it's looking really fun so far! Hopefully I've gotten Sunder outta my system now blehhh

[fennecfiree]

Hc dump from my notesapp

Stan listens to slipknot

Butters is half canadian

Jimmy likes sonic

Kyle is a really picky eater

Cartman is autistic and has ocd

Mr garrison has ocd, autism and DID

Stan plays animal jam with Wendy

Kyle plays club penguin

Craig paints his nails black and sometimes paints Tweeks nails

Kyle sleeps with a orca whale plushie

Clyde has dyslexia

Tweek has fucked up teeth from meth, acne, skin sores, and he's really skinny.

Wendy has 2 cats (1 white cat named sparkles 1 orange cat named cheesecake)

Bebe unironically uses those glasses nerdy Snapchat filters

Stan works at McDonald's in his late teens and gives Kyle free food

Sheila has a Facebook and shares every single moment of ther life on it, she used to post pictures of Kyle when he was a baby and ike

Cartmans actually pretty good at drawing. Kyle sucks at art tho and gets embarrassed whenever Cartman sees his art cuz Cartman makes fun of him like crazy for it

Butters favorite animal is bunnys

Nichole and Kyle still hang out. Nichole doesn't really have a crush on Kyle anymore but Kyle still kinda likes her

Kyle is scared of dogs, especially big dogs

Wendy wants to be a docter

Kenny gets really cold easily since he's malorished

Kyle is lactose intolerant

Mr garrison has a calico cat named tom

Kyle is oblivous to any and all romantic interest someone may show him

Stan forgets to eat a lot

Kennys favorite season is summer

Bebe does kyles hair sometimes

Stan gets car sick really easily

Stan is the oldest in the group, cartmans the 2nd oldest, kyles the 3rd, and Kenny's the 4th

Shelly has a Tumblr and looks at yaoi and yuri

[skepticdoe]

Felt the absolute NEED after seeing you post about epic, BUT HERES MY PROPOSAL TO YOU

Which South Park characters would you cast as each epic character (and why if you’re feeling ambitious)

HII!! sorry for the late response, life has absolutely been putting me through the wringer 😓

IVE ALREADY POSTED MY SOUTH PARK EPIC CASTING BUT IVE INTERACTED WITH A FEW OTHER EPIC FANS AND MY CASTING HAS CHANGED A BIT! :)

okay so apologies if this is messy and disorganised lmfao

Odysseus: Stan Marsh for obvious reasons

Penelope: Wendy Testaburger again for obvious reasons

Telemachus: Their child!! -> this would be an original character I guess :p

Athena: Kyle Broflovski -> angsty platonic style 😈 *rubs hands together menacingly*

Hermes: Kenny McCormick -> I dare you to come up with a better casting can you imagine Kenny singing dangerous?? We all know he’s got that Holy Moly ;)

Eurylochus: Tolkein Black -> I feel like Stan and Tolkein have this rocky relationship in general. Tolkein would be loyal to his captain but also has morals of his own.

Polites: Butters Stotch -> he’s that one comfort character that dies at the very start (does this make OdyPoli Stutters (Stan x butters) 🤔)

Posideon: Craig Tucker (Polyphemus and the sheep are like his Guinea pigs lmao 😭) -> I REALLY REALLY wanted Creek to be in this au but I cannot for the life of me fit them in anywhere. One of my very lovely mutuals and fellow spxepic fans recommended Craig as Posideon and the sheep as Guinea pigs (which is genius and I love btw) but then tweek as Polyphemus would be odd considering he’s Craig’s child. Polyphemus and his siblings are just giant Guinea pigs in this for now 😭

Calypso: Leslie Myers -> who better than her to be the manipulator and emotional torturer?

Tiresias (the prophet): Micheal (I just found out he doesn’t have a last name what) -> Tweek actually had this role first but Micheal honestly gives off emo dead prophet vibes.

Circe: Red McArthur OR Henrietta Biggle -> they both give off witchy girlboss vibes but im not sure which one of them would resort to lust for persuasion

Aeolus: Heidi Turner (?) OR Nichole Daniels -> I’m purely unsure of this because I also want to cast Heidi as Hera and Nichole would be a stand in (don’t get me wrong I love Nichole)

Zeus: Eric Cartman -> um. egotistical, sadistic maniac? Who does that sound like? I also like to make this epic au also a stick of truth au so Cartman is currently so powerful only because he currently possesses the stick.

Aphrodite: Bebe Stevens -> she was originally Circe and I still think she’d fit her pretty well too but I needed an Aphrodite and Ares stand in ship and Clybe was the only one that would fit

Ares: Clyde Donovan, for the shits and giggles 😭 -> I literally giggle every time I think of this casting because Clyde the crybaby as Ares is hilarious. He literally only got this role cause of Bebe. But they are both arrogant so in works in that way I guess??

Hephaestus: Christophe the Mole -> passionate weapon master who is all about loyalty and war? Christophe.

Apollo: Jimmy Valmer -> we HAVE to give the role of music god to our local favourite bard

Hera: I was going to cast Heidi here too because Zeus as Cartman and Heidi as Hera and her part in God Games would fit PERFECTLY

Antinous: either Damien or Trent Boyett 😕 -> I needed angry characters that want power and these two are what I’ve got

so yes!!! This is my official unofficial South Park epic casting 😋

I also have an alternative k2 au with Kyle as Odysseus instead but I guess this one is like my MAIN headcanon/casting

I would LOVE to hear your opinions and casting (along with anyone else who’s interested :>)

Thank you so much for this ask and feel free to spam my inbox whenever!! 👍🙌

(this is so goddamn long omfg)

[shhh-secret-time]

Star Park AU: Kyle Broflovski Edition

-> Moved back to the Valley after graduating and getting his doctorate. (He's essentially where Harvey is in game.)

-> Couldn't find work out i the city so he moved back to the Valley

-> His parents stayed in the city but they allowed Ike to move back with Kyle as long as he agreed to take good care of him.

-> He has files on everyone's medical history and they're organized based on who's the easiest patient to deal with to who he has to literally drag in to his office. It goes: Karen, Wendy and Nichole, Kenny, Craig, Heidi, Tolkien and Scott, Butters, Ike and Jimmy, Tweek, Sharon, Shelly, Bebe, Stan, Clyde, All of the Goths, Randy, and finally Cartman.

-> He makes monthly walks to the Wizard tower to check on the Goths. They've told him before they don't need it because they have magic but he doesn't believe them.

-> Kyle and Wendy work hard to make things easier for Jimmy around town. The mayor fights them over the funding. Wendy has to practically drag Kyle away from fighting the mayor.

-> He's the only person that Scott trusts with his meds, always making sure to pick his medication up.

-> When he's not working he checks in with Heidi over Ike's education, sometimes he sits in and helps out when he can.

Gift Guide:

Loves: Fire Opal, Pomegrantes, Poppy, Starfruit Wine, Artichoke Dip Likes: All Books, Emerald, Coffee, Magma Cap, Tea leaves Neutral: All Fish (Except Shrimp), Beer, All Eggs Dislikes: Radioactive Ore/Bar, Fertilizer, Escargot, Mudstone Hates: Bananas, Banana Pudding, Shrimp, Bug Meat, Roe (Any)

Loved: "A..Are you serious?! Thank you so much!" Liked: "You thought of me? That's very kind, thank you." Neutral: "Thank...you? It's the thought that counts." Dislikes: "Ugh. I don't want your trash." Hates: "Really? What went through your head when giving me this? God...."

Heart Event @ 2:

Kyle is outside with his brother, one of the rare times he's free from working. He's sitting on the bench at the park reading through his medical files. Ike is playing by himself looking a little lonely. Farmer walks up and sees him sadly rocking on the spring rider. Ike tells the Farmer that he misses playing with his brother, it just seems like he never has time for him anymore. Farmer thinks for a moment before walking over to Kyle, who only notices them when they sit down. He greets them with a smile, quickly going back to his reading. >> Do you ever take a break? How can you be on your laptop right now? It's so nice out! (-) >> Ike looks a little sad, doesn't he? (+) If First Option: Kyle gets slightly annoyed, Farmer should know better than anyone here that he can't just stop working. He notes rather dryly he would have thought he'd be free of their lecturing, seeing as he gets enough of it from Stan.

"I appreciate your concern really, but I'm this towns only doctor last time I checked. I happen to like reading outside."

If Second Option: Kyle looks up from his laptop with concern on his face. He frowns when he realizes that he's been ignoring his brother, and how Ike is rocking back and forth with no care. Turning to the Farmer, he expresses gratitude for bringing it to his attention. He feels back for not seeing it himself, he was just hoping to catch up a little on work before he went home. He closes his laptop, putting it to the side, and stands up. Farmer jumps up with them and offers to play with him and his brother!

"Then I hope you're ready for the longest game of hide-n-seek of your life. You didn't have anything planned for the rest of the day right?"

Heart Event @ 4:

Kyle visits the Farmer early in the morning, greeting them while they're walking to the shipping bin. He apologizes for showing up unannounced. He would have called but he didn't think the Farmer would be able to hear the phone from the fields. Farmer doesn't seem to mind which makes him feel better, physically relaxing. Looking past them, he compliments their hard work on turning the fields into an actual farm. Afterwards he goes on to tell them that their crops have made things better even if they don't realize it. Tells them that the fresh food is better for the townsfolk than Jojo's food. >> I don't actually do that much farming. I'm more into fishing or mining. (/) >> Thanks Kyle! It's nice to get a little appreciation! (/) >> I didn't think of it that way...you really think of everything huh? (/) If First Option: Kyle goes quiet, the longer the silence the more his face turns red. Embarrassment dusting his cheeks. Under his breath he says something about the farm at least looking clean.

"At least your farm looks cleaner then Mr. Marsh's. Smells better too."

If Second Option: Kyle chuckles and tells them there's no reason to thank them! He's in the same boat sometimes and that even now he's here's to do his job. He wonders if anyone else has been out this way yet?

"I just realized you haven't had a checkup with me yet. Swing by the clinic okay? I don't want you to get sick."

If Third Option: Farmer turns the table on them, Kyle gets flustered over the small praise. At least he takes it as praise. He scoffs, telling them to stop being so humble. Being a Farmer is hard work and they should realize the good they do.

"Please. Not just anyone can get Cartman to eat a vegetable. You're good at what you do!"

Heart Event @ 5:

Next time Farmer walks into the clinic they walk back into Kyle's office. He's surprised to actually see them, telling them that he is pleased that he didn't have to drag them in. When Farmer looks at him confused, Kyle tells them that sometimes he has to go and "collect" some of the townsfolk for their appointments. So, it's nice that there's someone else so willing to come in. After a moment he gets a little embarrassed that he started rambling again. Farmer is just easy to talk to, they listen. Before they can comment on the blush on his face, he gets down to business. Kyle opens his laptop and looks up at them, he begins to ask Farmer about themselves, wanting an insight on their medical history.

"Sorry, you didn't come here to listen to me complain. It's just easy to talk to you. A-anyway, before I keep making an ass of myself, lets get started on filling out your medical history!"

Heart Event @ 6:

Farmer is walking from town to the mountains, they can hear faint shouting. Walking closer, they see Kyle and Ike standing next to the mountain lake away from Kenny's house. Ike is sitting on the wooden bridge with his face in his hands, looking more and more upset. When Farmer gets close enough to hear what they're saying clearly, they overhear what the argument is about. Kyle is upset that Ike's grades are slipping, telling him that he needs to put in a little more effort in school. Apparently, he's been blowing off his homework and Heidi is having a hard time getting him to pay attention in class. Ike complains that all Kyle ever talks to him about is how he's doing in school and his stupid job, that he doesn't care to ask Ike about anything else. He asks him when was the last time they did anything fun that didn't require the Farmer having to all but pull him away from work. Ike cuts Kyle off before he can rebuttal. Shouting something about how he's acting just like their mother and he's supposed to be his brother, not his parent! Kyle gets upset and snaps back at him, telling him that he won't apologize for caring about Ike's well being and he wouldn't have to act like their mother if Ike just grew up a little. This makes Ike tear up, he stands up and shouts that he should just go back to the city then. Kyle stands there watching his brother storm off, leaving him alone next to the lake, he looks destroyed. Farmer walks out from where they were hiding, and when Kyle doesn't get upset that Farmer was listening in they know he's really torn up. It takes him some time but he eventually address them, telling them that he never meant to fill the role of a parent. He knows he's hard on Ike, he just wants to see his little brother grow into the best version of himself. The Valley is good to him, better then the city was. He knows it's good for Ike too.

"Am I being that overbearing? I mean...I'm in charge of him. I promised Ma that I'd look after him! I'm not asking for much right? Just for him to apply himself more!"

>> Maybe you're not as right as you think you are. (-) >> Does he know that? Have you told him how you feel? (+) >> I don't think you're really listening to your brother. (+) >> Lighten up Kyle, he's just throwing a tantrum. He'll get over it. (-) If First Option: Kyle looks up with a flash of anger in his eyes, he can't believe what he's hearing. How could Farmer say something like that? He thought they were friends! As Kyle storms off he glares at them.

"Jesus Christ, if you talk to your friends like this then I'd hate to hear how you talk to people you hate!"

If Second Option: Kyle thinks on both Farmer and Ike's words. Like he's replaying the whole thing in his head again. When was the last time he talked to Ike about how he feels? About anything that wasn't him being a hard ass.

"No...I guess I haven't. Ugh I'm an asshole, he deserves to be a kid. I really do sound like our mom. Thanks for listening again Farmer."

If Third Option: Kyle's brows furrow, he wants to be upset but Farmer's right. He makes his frustration known and somehow in the same breath is grateful that Farmer said it. He tells Farmer that this isn't the first time their stubborn attitudes have clashed. Something they both get from their Mother.

"I think if you were anyone else I would be furious but...you're right. It does make me feel a little better to know I'm not the only one who's stubborn. I'll apologize to him in the morning. Goodnight and thank you Farmer."

If Fourth Option: Kyle snaps as that comment strikes a nerve. He goes to yell again but he just stops, closes his eyes, and takes a deep breath. When he opens his eyes he looks past them and wishes them a good night. Leaving them alone because just the thought of responding to that is exhausting.

Heart Event @ 8:

It's late, later than Farmer realized. As they go to leave the mines, a group of Shadow beasts corner them. It cuts to them limping out of the mines. Beaten down and exhausted, they collapse against the side of the mountain. The last thing they see is Kyle running over to them and the dim light of a flashlight. When they wake up again, they're laying in one of the beds of Kyle's clinic. Their wounds are bandaged and cleaned. Looking over in a daze, Kyle's eyes meet theirs and there's a look of relief. He closes the first aid kid sitting next to them, picks up the medical tools and puts them away. Farmer can hear him breathing deeply, like this is the first time he's able to. Eventually he breaks the silence, speaking as softly as he can. He scolds them for being reckless, and that they're lucky that Ned was nearby to hear that fight. Kyle stops in the middle of his lecture, catching himself doing it again. Lectures are the last thing Farmer needs right now, they need sleep. Farmer just smiles and shakes their head at him and it almost makes Kyle laugh. He can't believe the energy they have, how they're even awake right now. He promises to keep them company, that he'll be right here for them when they wake up. Time passes again as Farmer drifts back to sleep, when they wake up again they see Kyle asleep in the chair next to them.

"Do you have any idea how worried I was?! Seeing you bleeding out in the dirt like that! I know you can be more responsible then that, what were you-.... no I'm doing it again. I'm sorry. Look just get some sleep, you need to rest." - "What? I'm not going anywhere, someone has to look over you and make sure you actually get rest. I swear I'll turn my back and you'll try and get out of that bed."

When given the bouquet:

"!! Y-You're not fucking with me right? This isn't just some cruel prank? ...Then of course I will- be your partner that is!"

Heart Event @ 10:

Farmer walks outside of their house to Kyle sitting on their porch. A picnic basket sitting next to him, a bottle of wine sticking out of the basket, and a red-checkered blanket tucked neatly inside. When he hears the doo open he perks up and stands up quickly. With a grin on his face, he greets them with an energetic good morning. He holds up the basket telling them that he wants to take them out. The day is beautiful and he intends to spend as much of it with them. Farmer agrees, leaving the farm going south past Tegridy Farms. Kyle takes them near the cliffs overlooking the ocean. The two sit there enjoying the picnic that Kyle's put together. When he sees how happy Farmer is with the food, he goes on to tell them that he learned how to cook from his Mother. The conversation leads him to ramble about how he was the only one who could cook in the friend group for a while. That Stan used to beg him to make dinner so he didn't have to eat with his family. Farmer continues to just look happy with everything. Good food and getting to listen to him talk about his best friend, watching as he lights up! Then they feel a rain drop hit their forehead. Looking up, the two se as the sky starts to darken and rain clouds begin to roll in. Immediately Kyle throws his jacket over the Farmer and urgently moves them towards the trees. As the rain starts to come down harder, Kyle looks so disappointed. Farmer takes their hand giving it a little squeeze, breaking down that wall of anxiety. He lets out a sigh, expressing his frustration. He tells them that he wanted today to be perfect, now it's ruined because of the rain. Farmer laughs and pulls them down, planting a kiss on their cheek. Kyle's face turns red from the sweet action. He goes to kiss them back, to return the kiss, but as he does water drops down from the top of the trees. They're both soaked now, water clinging to their clothes. Kyle looks down and just laughs. He wraps an arm around them and pulls them in for a kiss. Pulling away, he brushes his fingers across their face and whispers.

"You always find a way to make things better. I don't feel like I have to be perfect all the time, that it's okay to mess up because I know you'll still love me. My worries just seem to melt away. I love you so much."

Heart Event @ 14:

Ever since Kyle moved in he's slowed down, taking better care of himself. No longer piling too much on his plate, so it surprises the Farmer to se him falling back into old habits. Kyle is pacing around the house in a huff. Ike tells the Farmer that their parents called and that they're making a surprise visit soon. Kyle stops his frantic cleaning for just a moment to stress how much he hates this. He's worried that they're going to be mad because he didn't invite them to the wedding, even when they already reassured him that they're not. Farmer questions why they're coming, which Kyle just sighs and tells them that they want to meet his partner. Farmer reassures Kyle that everything will be fine, that they can't wait to meet his parents. He just grumbles and tells them to hold off on that excitement. Once again Farmer calms the man down, Kyle takes a deep breath and watches his beloved partner get to work. Between the two of them and Ike, they're able to get everything together. Just as dinner is finished, Kyle's parents arrive. Kyle introduces the Farmer to his parents who immediately start gushing over them. The dinner table is set and soon the entire family is sitting around the, making small talk. Sheila starts asking Farmer a list of questions, trying to get to know them. Why did they become a Farmer? What drew them to the Valley? >> Honestly? I needed to start over. Grandpa gave me a second chance and I guess I just fell in love with this little town. >> The city life was too loud. I needed something quiet and easy. >> The Valley needed help! I couldn't just ignore it! If First Option: Sheila smiles and puts her hand on her chest. She tells the Farmer that it's incredibly sweet of their grandfather to look after them. She thinks it's great that they love the town that Kyle grew up in! If Second Option: Sheila doesn't agree that the city is that bad, but she goes on to tell the Farmer she grew up a city girl. She does agree that city life can sweep you away if you're not careful, she's glad the Farmer taught Kyle to slow down. If Third Option: Sheila isn't quite sure she understands what Farmer is trying to get at, but if it's what drives them then who is she to argue? She's just happy that Ike's grades have improved and that Kyle is happy. Either way dinner is lively, once they're finished they thank the Farmer for everything. For taking care of their sons and welcoming them into their lovely home. Sheila admits that she was skeptical at first but after seeing how Kyle looks at the Farmer, she's wholeheartedly approves of their marriage. They leave with a quick hug, letting Kyle know that they'll be staying at the tavern for a few days before going home. As they make the trip back to town, Kyle wraps his arm around the Farmer and smiles softly.

"They really like you, not that I had any doubts they wouldn't. You're amazing. I always knew you were, ever since you moved to this town. I'm just glad they love you almost as much as I do."

Random Marriage Quotes!!

"Good morning my love. Yeah... that still feels weird to say but...I kind of like it. Waking up next to you is everything." "Please make sure you're being careful when you go out. I'm not going to stop you, just come home to me. Please." "Look I love you, but please if you have to go to the mines...shower before you come to bed. Shower with you? That-...isn't a bad idea." "Read up on how to take care of crops on my lunch break! I hope you don't mind that I already watered the plants for you!" "Ike really likes all the animals, he actually woke up before to feed them all!" "Do...do you think my hair is stupid? Cartman said something about it today and I know I shouldn't put merit in what he says but...You like my hair? And my nose? But I didn't- God you're too good to me." "I always had this fear of getting married, I was afraid that I'd end up like my parents. They're not bad just...never mind. Just thank you for being my partner." "Hey, take this medicine with you. If you get into trouble it will help. I don't care if it tastes bad! I don't want to find you passed out again!" "I'm taking Ike over to Kenny's today, he wants to hang out with Karen. Feel free to swing by when you're done doing what you need to do! The guys would love to see you." "You know I love you right? And I'll tell you it as many times as you need. You make it so easy to love you that I'm worried I'm not enough."

Tag List: @hunnysnoops

[nervous-breakdance]

Party Monster: South Park x Club Kid RP

"It certainly let a whole generation of teenagers see homos and weirdos and sickos up close and personal, in all their majesty and splendor. And they learned that, often, the very same kids they pick on in high school are the ones holding the drinks tickets, the drugs, and the guest list at the coolest club..."

OCs are welcome for now (clubs need bodies after all!) Nothing written here for the characters is set in stone, they're just jumping off points/random ideas. If you wanna make up your own thing, go for it! If there's a character you want that's not listed, dm me or hop in the discord and take them! Much like everyone at Limelight, we're all just here to get fucked up and have a good time. (DISCORD LINK!)

The Limelight Club

Owned by Tolkien

Managed by Butters

Scott is a Bouncer

Clyde is DJ & Party promoter

Downstairs:  dancefloor, 2 bars, stage, Cartman DJ (Eric sells drugs while he DJs)

Upstairs: Dancefloor, 3 bars, VIP area, Clyde DJ

3rd Floor: Tolkien’s office, Butters office. Stairs to 3rd floor are located in VIP

Characters (Available/Unavailable):

Stan

Alcoholic

Openly bisexual, fucks anyone for just a little bit of intimacy

Plays gigs with his band at the club sometimes

Jealous of whoever is with Kyle that's not him

Absolutely burned down the farm or tried to

Kenny 

Comes back after a long absence, everything is different.

Tries to help Kyle & Stan

Finds out he can absorb weak versions of Old God powers and might be able to turn back time and fix this shit.

Openly bisexual

Kyle

In debt to Cartman, owes a lot of money

For Adderall, got into it for school and got hooked

webcam/onlyfans model/actor?

Probably has an eating disorder

Cartman

Was the cause of all the calamity

Mom married some guy who owns a chain of pharmacies, and he got a line on all the good drugs. Slowly got everyone hooked on something they needed.

On Kyle’s ass about what he owes.

DJs at Limelight opposite Clyde. Likes being the center of attention + it’s a good place to sell drugs.

Uses oxy to control Heidi

Craig & Tweek

Craig sells weed, coke & mdma (the only things Cartman can’t get)

MDMA helps Tweek's anxiety a bit (also it’s mdma the sex is good lol)

Got super into gay culture, poppers, circuit parties the whole 9 yards.

Tolkien

Owns The Limelight club

Totally gets coke from Craig, in exchange Craig can sell coke/mdma in the club

Butters

Manages the club

Pimping again? Moves his girls through the club?

Call him Pimp B? (homage to Pimp C rofl)

Closet bi?

Clyde

DJ & party promoter

Wendy & Nichole & Heidi & Bebe

Got into Adderall same way as Kyle, became a total party girls

Also super into coke

Sometimes fuck buddies (in any configuration)

[deafeninggalaxycandy]

My Weird Thoughts Pt 2

Has anyone seen the Terrifer movies?

I was just randomly thinking about the South Park kids like

How would they react to that movie?

Like the main five (Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, Butters), Craigs gang (Craig, Tweek, Tolkien, Jimmy, Clyde), the girls (Wendy, Bebe, Heidi, Nichole, Red, Kelly).

What would they all think of that movie?

Especially the 3rd one I went to see it in theaters it was DISGUSTING

Can someone elaborate on this? I'm curious and I might just say fuck it and write about it myself.

I do think Kenny would hate it bc the extreme gore and violence would bring up his ptsd especially since he's died in mostly "comedic" gruesome ways.

Butters would cry and have nightmares, Tweek would have a panic attack and probably faint in the first like 30 minutes.

Stan would vomit more than likely.

Kyle would throw up too but more because of the child deaths.

Cartman would HEAVILY fw it I think he'd be into gore and horror.

Mainly bc he's fucking crazy but also he canonically likes "The Passion of the Christ" which is pretty gory (or maybe its just cuz it was antisemitic but still he didn't seem to mind the gore)

I mean he literally chopped up a two bodies and put them into a bowl of chili to feed to a teenager. I doubt a gore movie will really bother him.

Craig wouldn't care about the movie itself, he'd just be busy trying to calm down Tweek

Jimmy and Tolkien would just be plain disturbed.

Clyde would try to keep a straight face and pretend he's a badass who's unphased by horror but then scream halfway through and cry himself to sleep for the next 2 years