#like seriously stfu yall are so fucking annoying

[alchemistys]

idk who needs to hear this but ur white man slash ship isn't progressive and neither is fandom

[bitchitsvee]

Måneskin GC + You

Also I'm a total simp for Ethan so ofc it's Ethan x Y/N

Warnings: Swearing and blantant sex jokes

Your POV

(Victoria 👑 added Ethan 🥺👉👈, Damiano 🦔, Thomas the tank engine, and you to the chat.)

(Victoria renamed the chat to 'Sexiest ppl on earttthhhh 💅💅💅')

V: hey sexiieeeesssss 🤩

You: Why am I apart of this now

V: bc ur apart of the sexy people club now 😌✨✨✨

V: At least from what Ethan says

(Victoria unsent a message)

E: Vic if u dont stfu i will shut your mouth for you.

T: Siiiiiiiimp 🤪

V: Edgar we know u are totally all over them

V: Dont act like its a surprise

D: I have ss's of a convo with him where he's like totally going off on how much he wants to fuck them

T: Ooh send send

V: Send send send send send

You: yall wth 🤨

D: *Screenshot of a conversation*

E: but they're so pretty tho 😖😖😖

E: i wanna kiss em and hug em and jsjdhhdhdhfbfhdiwpwm

You: You wanna fuck them don't u

E: ...

E: i mean yeah

E: they do got ass

E: I wanna pound it 😫

You: You are disgusting and i like it

You: I'm totally telling them

E: wait nononONONONOOO

You: ayo ethan u lil perv 😳😳😳

E: delete this 🔫

T: no keep it this is gold 🤩

V: HAHAHAHA ETHAN UR SUCH A SIMP

V: WHY DONT U 2 JUST FUCK EACH OTHER

V: wait no i would not wanna hear that

V: 🤮

You: hehe 😜 ethan we should just fuck to piss everyone in the house off whaddya say daddy 😏

E: 🫡

*You hear Ethan screaming into his pillow from the other room*

V: omg edgar stop screaming youre more annoying than hedgehog boy

D: hey ☹️

T: screaming crying throwing up

V: yall wanna see my y/n x ethan fanart?

You: you made fanart? 😭

V: why wouldn't I

D: yessss i wanna see 😂

V: *It's a drawing made on lined paper with 2 stick figures, one with long dark hair and an over-exaggerated cartoon penis. The other has large exaggerated boobs and water drops coming out from the crotch area. The one representing you is saying 'bambini per favore' and the one representing Ethan says 'sì cucciola,' and there's a bunch of love hearts surrounding the figures.*

D: vic you are a true artist.

T: vic are you sure you drew that and it isn't just a photo?

V: yes guys keep the praise coming 😌

You: kys vic

V: absolutely not go fuck yourself

D: Ethan have you seen this photorealistic masterpiece?

You: Yall I think he's ignoring us

T: we exposed him too hard 😔

D: skill issue

T: (replied to "skill issue") at least im brave enough to admit my love for you baby 🥺

D: oh my baby 🥺💋😍💗

T: 💝💗💓💞🩷❤️💖❤️❤️‍🔥❣️💗💓

D: 👉👌❓

V: 👱🏻‍♀️ 10km-> 🧱🧑🏼🦔💗🛌🧱👩🏻👩🏽‍🦱💗🛌🧱

T: (replied to "👉👌❓") yes pookie 😍

T: (Questioned a message)

D: (Questioned a message)

V: Get rooms and far away from me

V: Also yes you are still a hedgehog dam

D: lol

T: lmao

V: But seriously Y/N and Ethan why haven't you two shagged yet

(Ethan 🥺👉👈 left the group)

*You remove yourself from the group chat*

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if anyone reads this tell me if you want more

[mihii-i]

☆ requesting rules ☆

Keep these rules in mind when requesting, please and thank you <3

What I will write:

Fluff

Angst

Smut

Character x Reader

Oneshots

Headcanons

Modern au/ any other reasonable au I guess

Kink safe for MOST kinks (kinks I won’t write for in the next part)

G A Y. (Specifically wlw hmu :))

g!p because ykw hell yeah. (This can be interpreted as the closest to trans reader I’ll write but only in nsfw)

If you have any prompts feel free to request

I WILL Write for male/amab Reader but not often so try not to ask me that

okay I might write ddlc characters with a male reader but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE avoid asking me that…because there’s seriously not enough wlw ddlc content. So that’s a will write but if you give me the option to I will NOT make it male reader. Apologies in advance to my male fans.

So far I write for YTTD, danganronpa (preferably v3), Genshin impact, chainsaw man, honkai starrail, ddlc, spiderverse franchise, seven deadly sins, demon slayer (kny), kpop demon hunters, tcoaal, squid game, arcane, and blue eye samurai.

Please be atleast a little specific with your requests, like (reader gender, hc or oneshot, scenario like dating hcs or sm)

I REPEAT, PLEASE MENTION IF YOU WANT A HC OR A ONESHOT

for my own ideas that aren’t requests, or if not specified, I will automatically make the reader female since that’s makes the most sense to write for me, so I don’t want to hear any pissbabies complaining about it <3

What I WILL NOT write:

Incest

Noncon/Rape

Abuse

Pedophilia/ageplay

Piss/vomit/shit kink (what the actual fuck is wrong with y’all-?)

No romanticizing yandere or obsessive themes. I will write it, but I will not romanticize it. Like for example I can write an obsessed character, but I would make reader horrified of them and make it actually disturbing.

Character x character

Polyamory (personal reasons)

Character cheating on the reader idk why some people like this?

Trans reader (I don’t know what it’s like to be trans so I might not write an accurate depiction) but trans character is fine. -> I’m unsure whether g!p reader falls into the category of tfem so I’ll try to write these but if it seems offensive or odd to any tgirls at all PLEASE let me know and I’ll take down/adjust my fics accordingly and not write for g!p reader

I’m pretty sure you guys know what I mean by weird kinks but just no weird kinks in general PLEASE 😭

IM NOT GONNA WRITE ROBIN (hsr), ARLECCHINO, ACHERON, OR NAVIA WITH MALE READER THATS FINAL. AND I SURE AS FUCK AM NOT WRITING FURINA, YURI (ddlc), MIZU OR JINX WITH MALE READER GO AWAY.

This isn’t even a writing rule but if I hear anyone saying “erm no she’s actually mine!!” I will actually tell u to stfu because those are PIXELS STOP ANNOYING ME JS SAY OUR WIFE sorry I just find those things lowk infuriating absolutely hate ppl acting like they own a character

No goofy ass headcannons (for example no OC’s or “SHSL” stuff for danganronpa) and no danganronpa udg

For squid game I am ONLY writing for the characters and absolutely NOT the actors, that’s plain disrespectful to them if I wrote about the actual person, and I will only write about fictional characters played by the actors.

Please, don’t ask for joke fics. I only take actual requests.

If I don’t like a request for personal reasons I will not write for it.

New rule I’ll write for demon slayer again yayy!! But this one is more of a “shoot your shot” thing becuase you have a low chance of getting your request done. However we’ll see, if you think I’ll like the request then go ahead! You have a good chance. ❤️

I want to clarify that trans people are ABSOLUTELY welcome to interact with my work, but the issue is I don’t know how to write trans readers any different from cis…so I’d like if yall can interact with the fics tagged with the gender you align with since the reader being cis/trans is never mentioned and up to you to interpret. And for the g!p fics I suppose that could also be interpreted as tfem reader but PLEASE I promise I’m not fetishizing or anything I just don’t know how to write trans different from cis and I don’t know how dysphoria works 😭

honestly, not necessarily a rule but more a statement since I HAVE to mention this for some reason!! I feel like this is a given and yall are smart..but PLEASE don’t try to request incestous things for tcoaal NOR don’t try to gaslight me into saying I like inc3st 😐 especially taking digs at my brother is a low blow and it’s disgusting to accuse ppl of that!! And if you want to unfollow because you believe everything you see online, sure go ahead!! But if you’re so inclined to believe tiktokers and Twitter saying this is the “incst game” then be my guest and cry me a river with the followers I lose this time, because if it’s so hard for you to interact with my other content you like and ignore the ones you don’t, then simply leave. I’m not a shitty person and I’m not going to let people make me think I am over a fucking game. Thank you for reading this, and I love you all.

guys I swear I’m not mean some people just lowk get on my nerves

[annetaa]

What i DISLIKE about each zodiac sign (check sun/moon/mercury/rising etc.)

~don't take these seriously, it's just for fun, and not everyone will relate to these~

x don't u dare steal x

leave some feedback if u want 🤭

masterlist

im not going easy on any of yall

⚡capricorn mars/rising/sun yall need to stfu sometimes because you guys seem to know everything and have a superiority complex

⚡all the water signs(pisces, cancer, scorpio) esp sun and moon stop being so manipulative ✋

⚡leo moon/venus are the pick me type

⚡taurus sun stop giving everyone the "i am better than you" look

⚡libra sun/venus/mercury can be MAD annoying sometimes 🙄

⚡sagittarius placements stop being the class clown 🤡

⚡scorpio rising/sun think that staring at someone with their "deep" eyes makes that person uncomfortable.... stop it u look ridiculous

⚡some virgos are so self centered like... you're not so important you sis 😭

⚡yall say that libras are indecisive, but PISCES are worse ++ they can be people pleasers too (pisces and libras are what i like to call them "sister signs")

⚡don't even get me started on geminis, even though you're a close friend to them, or someone they really trust, they WILL lie to you eventually, and they do it so well too

⚡all the aries i know are loud (esp aries in the 3rd house) and swear a lot🤬🤬

⚡leo sun/rising don't want attention, but they get it, but leo moon crave attention

⚡libra risings can be fake too

⚡i noticed that gemini moon have no feelings, or if they do have feelings, you'll never know

⚡virgo venus have high ass standards (as we should) <3

⚡just because you have an aquarius rising doesn't mean that you're DiFfErEnT and SpEciAL and QuiRqY😐 you're not

⚡aries mars YALL NEED TO STOP SCREAMING WHEN YOU'RE HAVING AN ARGUMENT

⚡cancers men are crybabies

⚡some gemini/taurus risings have a weird ass sense of style

⚡ leo suns need to stop with the lion tattoos, it's getting boring, get creative

⚡aries have anger issues also may bring other people down if underdeveloped

⚡taurus are so fucking stubborn and you can't change my mind that they have huge egos

⚡geminis talk too much nonsense and then they're mad if you're not listening

⚡cancers literally whine about everything like babies and talk too damn much shit

⚡leos have a HUGE ego too, kinda annoying, need a reality check sometimes

⚡virgos think that being perfectionist is their whole personality... guess what... its NOT and they can also whine about that fucking project form 6th grade where they forgot how to spell a word...wut

⚡libras: passive aggressive to the point where they think that everyone and everything is against them all the time, like chill it's not THAT deep, try talking to a therapist sweetie

⚡scorpio.. hmmm, also need a reality check and they get angry too fucking fast sometimes like uhuuu i was just making a joke (they also can't take a joke)

⚡sagittarius can be annoying when they're enthusiastic about something

⚡capricorns think that having money is everything that matters and having friendships or relationships is just a thing for people that have feelings... sweetie u need friends too, and a relationship

⚡aquarius' people are weird as fuck, not in a bad or good way, in between

⚡pisces are the type of people to listen to you talking for hours but not remember anything about what you said, also may daydream a lot, which is not bad, but not when you have 5 essay due tomorrow 😅

💀well, i guess that's it... PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME!!! 💀

[sickassastrology]

I need some advice if that’s cool.

I’m in a group of friends that like to go out, smoke weed, drink during the weekends, meet up during the week. Im someone who’s introverted (and they know this) I’m BIG on family in the sense yes we need friends but for me…my peace and happiness if spending time with my siblings since it’s a lot of us. During the week I don’t want to go out. I want to just relax after long day of work spark a joint …have my munchies hit at home and call it a day. I always feel like the odd one out because they always say “you beed to get out the house.” It annoys me because …I do enjoy going out time to time but NOT as much as y’all do. It’s starting to get to me where now I’m starting to distance myself and say I’m busy because I don’t need to hear that shit. I’m okay with being alone and that’s my peaceful time that most. They’re the type that always need someone to run an errand with them or need to see friends constantly and again…I am NOT like that. So idk what to do or say at this point. We all have a group trip coming up soon. It’s a good time to reconnect but I know once I’m back home and stick to my peace..I’ll hear that stupid comments again

Soooooo, you are definitely the old me with this. And let me tell you...I know this is not easy to navigate. So out of my siblings and closer cousins. I'm the "good" cousin. I don't really drink. I don't smoke. And I just sit in the house all day lol. I know, super boring. And I used to feel so embarrassed and "uncool" because at gatherings they would call me the "boring cousin". and I mean, who wants that ya know? I would laugh it off, but inside it would get to me. But after sometime I stopped giving a fuck because im like...."Okay yall calling me out for just wanting to just do me. But yall always in drama, fights, etc. so why yall talkin?" I know that sounds harsh af, but that's what I had to say to myself. Because it was like they were judging me for being laid back....but if I judged them, I'd be wrong. 🤔 make it make sense. 😩😂 Another thing is that, you may be outgrowing that whole social scene thing. Like okay cool we go out and stuff. But it's cool to just be in your element sometimes too. Just relaxing in your own energy (just like you said). So imo, next time they say something. Don't get defensive or none of that because then they will just pick more. But just be bold and awesome. KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS AND YOUR OWN LAID BACK ENERGY!!!!! And....if you gotta be just a taddd shady-go for it!!! So for example: "you being boring, you just sitting there". response: hahaha....yea, yall know me I'm just enjoying the vibe. you know how I do. And be very relaxed and cool when you say it. because it will come off more confident. Or...."there you go, sitting in the corner then". response: Ayee, I'm just chilling. unlike [insert shady but funny comment]. So thisnway the group won't look at you as the "bad" one and who said the comment will stfu. Because they caught the shade of it all. 😂😂 The very best of luck to you. Keep doing you though...seriously. if that's who you are-then that's just who you are. There's nothing wrong with it. Until next time friend. Be safe and have fun on your trip. Take care.

-E

[hp-again]

Rereading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Chapter Thirty-Three - Fight and Flight

LETS HEAD INTO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST YALL

It seemed so incredible to Harry that twenty feet away were people who were enjoying dinner, celebrating the end of exams, not a care in the world...

damn HP you’ve got such a hard life. (and no, this isnt sarcasm, his life is forreal a bummer)

“Hermione, keep your voice down,” Harry muttered, hurrying to catch up with her. “Anything could be listening in here -” “I want us heard,” she answered quietly, as Umbridge jogged noisily after them. “You’ll see...”

the more times read this series, the more I fall in love with hermione granger.

- the centaurs are here to fuck shit up!!!!!! i couldn’t be happier!!!! also anyone else always think of this scene in a very potter sequel? coitus.

- BYE UMBRIDGE!!!! the centaurs drag her away and like honestly?  how did she survive this? im v curious to know

- omg grawp keeps yelling ‘Hagger’ for hagrid and its actually pretty adorable 

- AND HE REMEMBERS HERMY’S NAME wow so proud of his english capabilities  HAGRID WAS RIGHT!!!! anything is possible ~

“Smart plan,” he spat at Hermione, keen to release some of his fury. “Really smart plan. Where do we go from here?”

HARRY STFU IT WAS A SMART PLAN UGH harry is getting on my last nerve rn like leave hermione alone!!! shes such a good friend!!!!!

“We were all in the D.A. together,” said Neville quietly. “It was all supposed to be about fighting You-Know-Who, wasn’t it? And this is the first chance we’ve had to do something real - or was that all just a game or something?” “No - of course it wasn’t -” said Harry impatiently. “Then we should come too,” said Neville simply. “We want to help.”

basically harrys like “ugh i have too many kind, considerate, brave friends who want to help me go on a crazy adventure where they might be killed SOOOO ANNOYING”

He knew that Ron was thinking exactly what he was: If he could have chosen any members of the D.A. in addition to himself, Ron, and Hermione to join him in the attempt to rescue Sirius, he would not have picked Ginny, Neville, or Luna.

BITCH DONT BE RUDE like i know this is a tense situation but harry is being such a lil dick in this chapter

“Is it those mad horse things?” said Ron uncertainly, staring at a point slightly to the left of the thestral Harry was patting. “Those ones you can’t see unless you’ve watched someone snuff it?”

very eloquent ronald.

- AAAAND THEYRE OFF (on a pointless trip thats going to get everyone seriously injured and one person killed but still) THEY ON THEIR WAY YALL

WELP if you liked this, follow me for more chapters!

[losstmoonlight]

Just need to express how I feel right now

I don’t even know where the fuck to begin but let’s just say you fucked me up so bad ,that I wanna badly fucking punch you. I don’t really understand why you gotta tell your girlfriend oh sorry idk if yalls are dating cus you don’t wanna be committed just yet. Maybe I know why. Lemme refresh that memory of yours cus you know you are fucking with her “friend” that friend that you have sex with. It’s like you’re never gonna change man. And I mean I respect that like I told you , you don’t really gotta change just stay the same like you always have. Anywho , you got me fucked up when you were with her at your house telling her if my son , MY SON if he looked like you !?! Like are you fucking serious like really !! Are you seriously dumb? The last time we fucking talked and your drunk ass asked me do you think the kid is mine? And I simply told your dumbass twice that we both fucking know that it isn’t. And for you to be telling her that if he does well he fucking doesn’t okay now please stfu and stop being curious like why are you so curious ? And why the fuck do you care? Just stop tryna figure it out cus it’s annoying the hell out of me. Also , I don’t fucking appreciate you telling your “gf whatever you guys are ” , her best friend and her friend the one that your fucking with behind her damn back about my damn problem of what’s happened to me. Damn who fucking knows who else you told. But really dude why would you do that to me and I told you not to tell anybody because of how dumb of mistake I’ve done but no you just wanted to do that cus you have nothing else better to do than talk maybe I know why because you HATED the fact people asked you if you were the dad or maybe you just wanted attention. Your so fucking full of it I swear. So stupid. Thanks for putting me on blast. Like idk what the fuck I was thinking. Idk why I trusted you so damn much , idk why I thought you be there or even believed every word you said and most of all idk why I liked you so damn much. And tbh your not really worth it. I’m sorry but your not.. if you wanna say the same thing to me go for it , it doesn't fucking faze me and if your gonna get mad of things I said go for it I could honestly fucking careless but just so you know you fucked me up so bad like badly I just don’t know if I’m gonna be the same towards you but idk if I want to hate you or just forgive and forget.. but you know what fuck you.

Forreal just go to hell.