#like. theres a break in logic here (to me)

[hqrbinqerruoo]

UNDRESSED - Rin Itoshi

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“I don’t want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I wont forget.”

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CW: none! I don’t think so?

“Lets break up.” A faint whistle in the background blew as you just stared at him. A giggle leaves your throat. This is a joke. This has to be a joke… right?

But the jokes not funny anymore as those words lingered for far more than a minute with nothing but silence interrupting those heavyweighted words. “I didn’t know you were so good at joking around, Rin!” You nudge his shoulder with a smile, playing his words off as a joke.

He just stares at you. And then back towards the game of the little children playing soccer. “Anyways, like I was saying—” Rin cuts you off.

“I’m not joking.” Surely, he must’ve been joking, right? Theres no way he called you over here just to break up with you.

“Are you being serious?” You ask, staring up at him for the first time since he ushered those three words. It felt like a thousand cement bricks suffocating your body with those three damn words. A light-hearted laugh leaves your mouth once again as he doesn’t reply to your question. “Why?” You question him once more.

Maybe you were in denial. Or maybe he’s just playing an April Fool’s joke on you! But it’s November— November 19th— too late for an April Fool’s joke.

“Because I don’t need you.” He looks back at you, almost like hes seeking a reaction from you but you only smile at him. “And I promised myself to only focus on football, nothing else.” Rin hears you humming as if you were ignoring his words.

“Y/N, I’m not joking. Don’t contact me again.” He gets up from the wooden bench, grabbing his equipment from his earlier practice. What a cruel thing to say.

“You’re so cruel, Rin.” You say, once again with that smile on your face. He turned around to look at you once more; he never understood how you could smile so much, even in the toughest situations but thats what he liked about you. Yet, he kept his pace as he turned his head forward, walking away from you like nothing happened.

The world spun. It felt like colors were all merging together as you pulled your phone out of your pocket, just to be met with a lockscreen of you and Rin. He wore a light smile with eyes closed as you kissed his cheek. Just then could you let your smile falter as you dialed somebody’s number.

—

Your mom was hysterical. She had rushed home from work just to console you after hearing the news of your breakup with Rin. “How could he even say that to you!?” She reprimanded the air, sufficing as a replacement of the younger Itoshi.

“Mom.. It’s okay. Seriously!” Another smile. “He just said he wanted to focus on his football career and thats alright.” A big sigh could be heard as your mom put a hand to her waist for the nth time in the past hour. “But sweetie, a man should never say that to you! Do you really think its acceptable for him to say you were basically useless.” You just laugh it off before faking a yawn.

“I’m getting tired so I’m gonna head to bed, k?” She just nods and lets out another exasperated sigh. It’s not like she isn’t sad that Rin Itoshi isn’t your boyfriend anymore, she was actually quite fond of him. He would often help around the house and would always care for you when you caught sick. She was just so angry for you— as her child— to hear that a man would say something so ruthless to you.

—

The next day, you made sure to wake up extra early. You were determined to take Rin Itoshi out on a date today. Of course you didn’t tell your mom because you knew she would be highly opposed to it. Logically, that man literally just broke up with you. But you were never one to give up. You even formed a plan to make sure it worked! And even if it didnt… Well, you would suck up the consequences later, then.

Before leaving the house, you take a moment to get ready. You want to look your best — not for anyone else, but for yourself. You put on that cute sundress you love, the one with light, airy fabric that makes you feel a little more confident. You curl your hair just a bit, letting loose soft waves that frame your face nicely.

You apply a touch of light makeup — a bit of blush to give your cheeks some color, a swipe of gloss that makes your lips look fresh and natural. You want to feel good, to carry a little brightness with you as you step out the door. Looking at yourself in the mirror, you take a deep breath. Okay. You’re ready.

You step out into the quiet street, heart pounding in your chest. The store isn’t far, but the morning air feels fresh and a little cool, giving you a moment to steady yourself before you go in. When you finally push open the door and step inside, the familiar scent of baked goods and fresh produce hits you. The store is quiet, just a few other early risers browsing the shelves. You walk slowly, your eyes scanning the aisles with purpose.

First, you head to the section where they keep the instant foods. You already know exactly what you’re looking for — a box of that warm, comforting Ochazuke you know Rin loves. You find it easily, nestled between other Japanese snacks. You pick up a box, feeling its weight in your hand, and look at the packaging — simple, homey, with that familiar green tea and rice illustration.

You pause, holding it for a moment, imagining Rin’s face when he sees it. You tuck it into your basket, then move on.

Next, you head to the manga section. It’s a small, neat display, with rows of colorful covers. You scan the titles, your eyes catching on one of his favorites. It’s a series you’ve seen him read before, always with a little smile on his face. You take your time, flipping through the pages, making sure it’s the right volume.

Then, with a deep breath, you head to the counter and rent it, feeling a little nervous as the clerk scans it and hands it over. You clutch it tightly, like holding onto a lifeline.

The walk to his house feels slower, almost deliberate. Every step is a reminder of what you’re doing — trying to reach out, trying to hold onto something you’re afraid is slipping away. Your mind races with thoughts, but you focus on the small act of kindness you’re about to give him.

When you finally arrive at Rin’s house, nerves tighten in your chest again. You ring the doorbell, and his mom answers with that warm, familiar smile. “Hello Y/N!” You try to keep your expression steady with a smile.

“Hi, Mrs.Itoshi. Is Rin home? I wanted to see him.”

Her smile stays, but a flicker of something else crosses her face — a hint of hesitation. She looks at you softly, then asks quietly, “Did he tell you anything about today?”

Your heart sinks. “No, he didn’t mention anything,” you reply, trying to keep your voice even.

For a moment, her smile falters just a little, and she looks down before speaking again. “He just left to a football camp today… it’s called Project Bluelock.”

You blink, caught off guard. “Oh, really? Did he—”

She hesitates again, then looks at you with a gentle but sad expression. “Did he ever tell you he was leaving for that?”

You blink in surprise. “No, he never said a word.”

Her face softened, but her eyes revealed something more — a quiet understanding. She looked away for a moment, then sighed. “I apologize on his behalf, sweetheart. It must’ve just slipped his mind!” She waves her hand around with a soft laugh to distract you.

It seemed like he didn’t mention anything about the breakup to his mother as her doltish behavior was apparent; yet her words felt like a gut-wrenching punch to your body. Maybe this is why he wanted to break up with you, so you didn’t have to worry, right? Stomach twisted in pain and confusion, but you kept your composure. “How long do you think he’ll be gone?” you asked softly.

She looked uncertain, fidgeting as she thought. “It could last four years, or maybe less. It’s hard to say when he’ll come back.” Well, that just crushed your guesses.

You nodded slowly, then bowed your head slightly, forcing another strained smiled, it was basically your signature from now on. “Ah, okay. Thank you Mrs.Itoshi! Have a nice evening.”

Without waiting for more, you turned and walked away from his house, feeling the heavy weight of it all settle in. He really left — not just yesterday, but for good, it seemed. And no matter how much you hoped, the truth was sinking in like a hook: he truly did leave you behind.

—

The soft glow of the evening sun seeped through the curtains as you stood in front of the mirror, adjusting the delicate necklace around your neck. It had been more than a couple of months since Rin’s absence had left you in that dark, quiet hole—months of feeling lost, trying to hold yourself together.

But now, finally, you were beginning to crawl out of it, taking tentative steps back into the world of normalcy. You’d been going on dates with other men, trying to remind yourself that life still moved forward, even if a part of you still felt broken.

And among all those attempts, one man named Oliver Aiku had caught your attention more than the others—his easy charm, genuine kindness, and the way he made you feel like you mattered.

Tonight was your second date with him. You weren’t sure if it was nerves or hope, but deep down, you knew this was different. Something about Oliver made you forget the ache in your chest, even if just for a little while.

You took a deep breath and stepped out of your house, locking the door behind you. The city buzzed quietly around you, but your mind was still tangled in memories you couldn’t quite shake.

Now, as you headed to the restaurant, that familiar mix of excitement and anxiety settled in your chest. You’d been doing your best to move on, but part of you still carried the weight of the past.

The restaurant was elegant, with soft jazz music floating through the air and candlelight flickering on every table. You were led to a quiet corner where a man was already waiting, his eyes catching yours with a gentle warmth. Oliver Aiku. A professional football player, a shining star in Japan’s U-20 team, and someone who seemed to understand how to make a girl feel special without even trying.

He stood as you approached, offering a charming smile and a hand that you took hesitantly. His grip was firm but kind, and as you both sat down, he kept your hand in his, his thumb softly tracing circles on your palm as he ordered for you.

The dinner was slow, filled with easy conversation, laughter, and that rare feeling of being truly seen—really seen.

Oliver was romantic in a way that made your cheeks flush, spoiling you with small gestures—flower petals on the table, whispered compliments, a gentle touch on your shoulder. It was comforting, the kind of comfort you hadn’t realized you needed.

As the night deepened and the candles burned lower, he leaned in slightly, his voice lowering to a more serious tone.

“I’ve got a big match coming up,” he said softly, eyes shining with anticipation. “Against a team called Bluelock. It’s in a couple of months—probably right around when I’ll be at my busiest. I’ve been training hard for it, and honestly, I want to make it special. He paused.

“I’d love to invite you to come watch, maybe even see the game in person if you’re interested.” He shot you a wink.

You blinked, caught off guard by how casual yet meaningful the offer sounded. A few months still felt like a long wait, but the way he spoke about it made it feel like it was right around the corner. Your stomach tightened at the mention of Bluelock. You recognized the name immediately—Rin Itoshi. The thought hit you like a sudden gust of cold wind. You froze for a moment, feeling the familiar ache rise again, but you quickly masked it with a small, polite smile, nodding politely. No, you wouldn’t let him see how much that name still haunted you.

Oliver kept talking, rambling about tactics and players, the passion in his voice making your mind drift elsewhere. You found yourself staring at the flickering candle flame, images of Rin’s face flashing behind your eyes. The way he’d always hold you in his arms, how he always called everybody ‘lukewarm,’ and even when he said those three damned words to you. But the memories blurred together, tangled with the present, and suddenly, you felt distant, disconnecting from the romantic man sitting infront of you, at dinner.

“Are you okay?” Oliver’s voice broke through your reverie, gentle but concerned. You blinked, realizing you’d been silent too long. You offered a small, reassuring smile. “Nothing’s wrong,” you said softly. “Just… thinking.”

He studied you for a moment, then smiled again, understanding without pressing further. You finished your meal, the night winding down slowly, the world outside fading into a quiet hum. When the time came for him to drive you home, he stood, holding out his hand. You took it, feeling the warmth of his touch as he helped you into his sleek, luxurious car.

On the drive back, he pulled you close, giving you a quick hug and a wink before kissing the top of your hands. “Can’t wait to see you at the game,” he said softly, his voice tinged with excitement. “I really want you to be there. It would mean a lot.” You nodded, feeling the warmth of his presence, but inside, the ghost of Rin still lingered, stubborn and heavy.

As the city lights blurred past the window, you wondered how long you could keep pretending you were okay—how long you could keep hiding the ache that never quite faded. Because some memories, some names, just refused to let go, no matter how much time passed. And as you stared at the passing streets, you couldn’t help but think about that game. Maybe it was a sign? About how it was just a few months away, and how, somehow, it felt like it was already shaping your future—whether you liked it or not.

—

The stadium was alive, but somehow, it felt distant—like a dream you didn’t quite want to wake up from. You step through the gates, and your eyes are immediately drawn to the massive, life-sized cardboard cutouts lining the entrance.

All the U20 Japan players, frozen in mid-action, their faces bright and confident. But the one that catches your eye, the one that makes your heart skip a beat, is Oliver Aiku. His calm smile looks so real, so familiar—like he’s right there, waiting for you.

You pause for a moment, your gaze lingering on his figure. It’s funny, isn’t it? How the one who invited you here is also the reason you’re trembling inside. You look past the cutouts, past the crowds, trying to steady your breathing.

It’s been over a year since Rin Itoshi shattered whatever hope you had left. And yet, somehow, you’re back here—drawn in by the game, by the memories, by the ache of something unfinished.

You make your way to get snacks—just a soda and some popcorn—trying to drown out the noise of your own thoughts. The stadium begins to fill, the roar of voices and footsteps echoing around you.

Soon, both teams pour out from their tunnels—blazing with energy, fierce and determined.

Then, your eyes catch him—Rin. Tall, focused, his sharp gaze sweeping the crowd. You see him, and for a moment, your breath catches. He turns slightly—just enough—and you swear, for a brief second, he looks directly at you. Maybe it’s just your mind playing tricks, but you catch a flicker of recognition in his eyes.

And just as quickly, he’s gone, replaced by the figure of Aiku. Calm, composed, walking out with that gentle smile. Your eyes meet, and for a heartbeat, everything slows down—like the world is holding its breath. Aiku nods at you, a quiet “hello,” before he steps onto the field with his teammates.

The game began. It’s fierce, relentless—bluelock pushing forward with speed and precision. The tension between the teams is almost tangible, every pass, every shot soaked in anticipation.

You watch, heart pounding, as the score tightens. The air is thick with cheers, groans, and the raw energy of youth and competition.

The whistle blows, marking the end of the match. Bluelock is ahead—just barely—after what feels like the most nerve-wracking game you’ve ever watched.

The stadium begins to empty slowly, a gentle hum of departing fans as your phone buzzes suddenly—

AIKU- Meet me in the lobby when everyone leaves.

You swallow, nodding to yourself, and make your way through the quiet corridors, the emptiness almost surreal after the chaos of the game.

When you reach the lobby, there he is—leaning against the wall, a soft smile on his face that seems to carry a thousand unspoken words.

“I just wanted to see you,” he says softly, stepping closer. His voice is gentle but sincere. Without thinking too much, you find yourself stepping into his space, and he wraps you in a warm, genuine hug.

It’s not just a gesture—it’s a quiet reassurance, a moment of fragile connection.

He holds you for a beat longer than expected, then slowly pulls away, his eyes lingering on yours. He speaks again, quietly, almost like he’s afraid to disturb the moment.

“You looked good out there,” he murmurs, eyeing your flowy dress. “I’m glad you came.”

You want to say something back, but words feel unnecessary. Instead, you just smile, feeling a strange flicker of comfort amid all the chaos.

He hesitates, then finally, he says, “I’ve got to go now. The others are heading to an afterparty. But I wanted to see you. To thank you for coming.”

You watch him leave, your heart a little lighter, even as the echo of Rin’s shadow still lingers. Little did you know, Rin had seen everything—the hug, the exchange, the small, human moments that made your heart ache even more.

Later that night, you’re back at your house, standing in the quiet kitchen. The dishes are cleaned, the silence feels almost thick around you. Your mind is tangled, restless, and then your phone buzzes softly on the table.

You glance at it. Rin’s name. Your stomach tightens—an instinctive pull. You hesitate, then pick it up.

RIN— Meet me at our park.

He was sure you would come, just like a loyal cat that always finds its way home after wandering off out of curiosity. Even when abandoned and left behind, the cat’s love for its home and loyalty made it return, trusting that it was still a place of comfort.

This time, its return was because of its unconditional love, not just curiosity.

It’s late, but something urges you to go. You grab your jacket, step outside, and feel the cool night air. Shadows stretch long across the empty streets, and everything feels slow—like time is holding its breath.

When you arrive, there he is—leaning against the lamppost. His face is softer than you remember, but his eyes are guarded, like he’s been holding something back.

He looks at you, silent for a beat, then speaks quietly.

“Are you seeing anyone?” Rin asks, voice low.

You shake your head. “No.” It’s not like you were obligated to tell him the truth but who cares? Your ex who dumped you, the very ex that you’re still deeply inlove with, is speaking to you again. Maybe you were desperate but love knows no bounds.

He hesitates again, then asks, “What about Aiku?”

You shake your head again, with a small, quiet smile. You never really had feelings for Aiku—he was just someone to distract you. It was just a casual moment, nothing special.

Rin pulls out his phone and shows you a photo—Aiku, sitting between two girls, kissing him. You glance at it without much feeling.

“Who are they?” you ask softly.

Rin’s eyes flicker with something unspoken—regret, maybe. “Just some people from the party,” he says quietly. “I was curious, that’s all.”

He takes a breath, then, more straightforward than usual, says, “I’m sorry.” His voice is steady but unsure, like he’s still learning how to say it.

“For walking away. For how I treated you. I was scared—I guess I didn’t want to hurt you, or lose you…” He pauses, searching for your eyes. “In the end, I probably still did but-“

He cuts himself off. "..When I got invited to Bluelock, I thought I wouldn’t be enough to provide time for you. I thought it was better to leave.”

He looks down, then back up, a little awkward but sincere. “That’s stupid.” You reply with a smile as he looks up at you, the tip of his ears red from embarrassment. What a sweet sight.

His words hang in the cool air for a moment. Then he adds softly, “I never stopped thinking about you.”

You listen, feeling the honesty in his voice—clumsy, maybe, but real. “I just couldn’t stand it when I saw you and Aiku.. the thought that another man could have children with the eyes of the girl I would never forget.” He instinctively cringes at his own words. It was cringey, but it was true so in some sort of way, Rin felt it was validated.

“Not saying that you’d ever have kids with such a lukewarm bastard though…” He looked away, shy. How cute.

Another smile from you, followed by a laugh that Rin could never get tired of. “I forgive you,” you say quietly as you slowly lift a hand to his face. A gentle caress to his cheek as he leans into like its the most natural thing in the world.

Rin nods, a faint, uncertain smile on his face.

Under the quiet glow of the moon, you realize that sometimes love isn’t about perfect words or grand gestures. It’s just about trying—about being brave enough to say what’s true, even if it’s messy.

You stand there for a moment longer, silent but connected. Then, quietly, you turn back toward home, feeling just a little lighter—hope flickering inside, maybe this was the start of something real.

Maybe love is simply about trying.

[soupiestzilla]

do u have any unpopular dw opinions? :]

hold my phone chat

It's time

To talk about dandy delilah and arthur

Ok, so , we've seen Qwel say that dandy is morally grey" on the discord, (whats morally grey abt oneshotting people) , but to me....thats....not making any sense

So

Lets look into dandys character of what we know so far eh

Attempts to kill the player if ignored in his shop and mocks them afterward if they survive

And

His twisted file states he caused the Ichor operation—a catastrophic event that led to the downfall of Gardenview

See to me

U cannot excuse this with "oopsies" lol

This is all malicious behaviour, not accidental either, he doesn't apologize for trying to kill you, he infact mocks you/threatens you more if you survive

Infact, imo, theres a character that deserves the "morally grey'' title much more than dandy

Ding

Dingding

Its delilah

Listen i cannot take the evil delilah props anymore help, delilahs morality is genuinely best described as morally grey through canon, bcs none of her decisions r rooted in anything other than just pure logic lmao

Delilah created the toons with arthurs designs, but theres no direct evidence that shows she ever mistreated them, infact, most of her responses show concern, even if theyre blunt dawg

Lets also look into her character rq to show u what i mean, we'll break down arthur a bit too and more after that

Lets look a lil at how she responded to Arthur’s concern about the Holiday Toons, she said quote : “That behavior is natural to them… they’ll want to be alone naturally isolating”

(i know the delilah keeps them locked up in a basement art pEAKED after this, but this isnt cruelty imo, its realism, she assumed they'd naturally withdraw and didnt see the need for public interaction until christmas again, this is more of a pragmatic call than anything, She just assumed theyd be fine in solitude, though she did underestimate their emotional needs)

Pushed back on Bassie being the main Toon, citing emotional dependency: “She is dependent, not independent… I’m unsure she could handle the public pressure”

(this isnt evil woman trying to replace cute basket girl, this is cofounder of gardenview making a leadership call lol, and to me it even says that delilah cares for the toons more than arthur does, it sounds like a tough love kind of concern, shes not just flat out saying bassie is stupid lets kill her lol , shes pointing out genuine concerns, and through all of bassies dialogue with other toons shes right even, cocoa IS more independent/confident than bassie)

Never replaced or thought abt replacing a toon—Vee’s replacement was discussed in a transcript where Delilah wasn’t even present (search it on arthurs wiki i aint linking after all this typing lmao)

She’s blunt, yes—but there’s no evidence of malice here like there clearly is with dandy , so idk why she got the evil rep lol

......

But Arthur tho

Les look

Ran the show and made casting decisions, including raising thought of replacing Vee with “Vee Version 2” (showing to me that arthur didnt rlly care abt the toons like delilah or the handlers did)

Stayed silent during the “Malfunction” incident that led to Gardenview’s shutdown

and in turn

Blamed Delilah afterward: “You had to have known this could happen… why didn’t you tell me?”

As u may see

Arthur is the one who delegated, deflected, and disregarded (gaslight gatekeep girlboss)(help)(anywho)

He saw the Toons as assets, not beings, Infact, even though its cold most of the time, Delilah is srsly the only one other than the toon handler's we've seen up till now that shows any kind of concern towards these toons

Oh also, in the wiki in in the 092 radio transcript, even tho its a short detail, toon handlers mention being overworked by Arthur, so safe to say bro was just a fuck it we ball kinda boss with no regard for any of the staff too lol

And lastly since we on wiki topics, the wiki even notes on delilah that she was likely a workaholic who cared deeply for her creations, shown by her constant requests for more referneces from arthur to get the toons right-

-and the fact that Arthur constantly relies on delilahs ability, saying stuff like "you've never failed me before, delilah" in notes scattered around , showing shes got a track of dedication and reliability to her work, girls just evil looking we cant help it lmao

(also shoving it in my face that all her notes r coffee stained so she rlly put blood sweat and tears into this probably lmao)

So yeah, delilah wasnt warm and fuzzy teddy bear core, but shes been shown clearly to have been deeply invested in the project, and cared for her work in a way arthur just didnt

FINAL VERDICT CHAT

Dandy: said to be morally grey, is actually just definitely evil imo lmao

Delilah: said to be evil, is probably morally grey in reality

Arthur: said to be neutral or nice even, is just negligent imo lmao

I had a lot more to say on this but it's just an ask to good gravy im sorry chat lmao

[monsterfuckerconfessions]

i had a really good dream a few months ago, i think of it often still. it wasn't quite so detailed as im gonna write obviously, had to fill in some blanks but i remember most of it so heres a written rendition.

basically i was in a confusing labrynth. the tunnels moved around, there were living gargoils and statues and many monsters scuttling in the shadows. there were fountains and doors and stairways, super jumbled up like a MC escher painting. i was basically just adventuring with a band of friends, trying to find the way out, solving puzzles, running from dangerous monsters, all that good stuff.

eventually i went into the lower reaches of the labrynth, into this dark maze with nothing but grey stone walls. as i get deeper and deeper i can tell theres something following me, something really big and dumb and slow. i registered it as a minotaur, but like, i didn't actually see its physical form. it was dark, and its form vauge and horrifying. all i could tell was that it was sort of mindless, huge and made of harsh and rough edges that i saw from the shape of its shadow. but it wasn't nightmarish, in my dream i had no desire to run from it, i could tell it was completely harmless to me.

i eventually found myself at a dead end. a large dark room with a fountain on one wall. i saw the completely black silhouette of the beast in the narrow doorway.

i was naked at this point (dream logic yk). and i got down on the floor, facing away from the monster, and arched my back. i felt horny as fuck, but also frightened and vulnerable. my knees and elbows were cold against the stone floor. i could hear it approach me, its footsteps slow and heavy. eventually i felt the monsters large hands on my hips. then they clumsily slid down my thighs, as if trying to feel around and fuigre out what to do with me. his cock was thick and wet, and a little cold. i felt it touch against me, but he didn't know how to aim it in properly i could tell. i had to help guide it a little, up my thighs, into the right area. he jammed it into the ol' boyhole, and squeezed it all the way in. i was suprised how big it was, how long it went through until it was all there. i gasped as it expanded. it didn't hurt, but i was almost afraid of it getting stuck. it clearly wasnt meant to be used with a human.

his large body was pressed against me from behind, warm and hairy. his hands were clamped around my hips like a metal vice. i could barely speak, but i needed to communicate to him what to do, since he wasn't moving. i managed to push my weight back a bit, feeling his cock rub inside me. eventually he got the idea, slowly and sloppily moving forward and back. it started to get wet from his cum, but he kept going. he sped up a little. i could hear the plapping of each thrust, and the movement began to jog my whole body forward every time. my whole lower body started to get soaked, the juice ran down my thighs, and got spilled onto my stomach, my asscheeks. it went on for a long while, he finished like tons of times, his thick wet and strange liquid gushing out inside me. and i could feel my belly start to swell a little from it. not that noticablely, but it began jiggling as my body was slammed forward over and over.

he eventually hoisted me up by the waist, sitting me down on his lap. he held me by the belly and came deeply into me, and i moaned a little from the slight pain of my stomach swelling up so fast from his semen. he continued jiggling me up and down, my body so small compared to his, held by his arms against his broad chest. and he creampied me over and over. there would be breaks, where i just sat there, held tightly to him. until he was ready to cum again, and started jiggling me up and down to let another load out into me. he had realised the logistics now it seemed.

eventually i realised i was being used as a birthing chamber of sorts. this mf was a self firtilising creature, his cock also acted as an ovipositor. at one point he stopped moving, but held me firmly down by the hips, and began squeezing out eggs into me. one by one they slid out from his cock and into my body. they were smooth and slimy and began to fill me up quickly. i began to really swell up then. my stomach sagged from all the weight. i could make out the shape of the eggs, lots of round and soft balls portruding from my belly. the monsters big hands moved over my stomach then, his hard claws prodding at the soft eggs a little. he began jiggling me up and down again, my belly wobbled from the weight of it. he was clearly going for another round of cum so he could do another round of eggs. it was like it was automatic, he wasn't really thinking about it.

i could feel my body getting weak, and i didn't want to die from being filled up too much. so i communicated to him to stop. i remember standing up and thinking "damn, my party members are going to think im weird as fuck".

and yeah, for the rest of the dream i kept exploring the labrynth. i eventually got out i think, but i still couldn't stop thinking about that weird asf but enjoyable asf thing i had done.

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[dandysworldhcs]

okay hear me out on my super duper epic looey voice claim [and headcanons too ig] WHAT IF.

LOOEY AS WANDER FROM WANDER OVER YONDER. ITS LITERALLY HIM. I PHSYICALLY CANNOT READ HIS DIALOGUD WITHOUT WANDERS VOICE IT FITS HIM SO MUCHHH

and 2 add to that heres some of my hcs for him

looey runs on cartoon logic but like. in Real life. Like he can break the laws of physics but ONLY for comedic purposes.

He plays many MANY instruments!! [mainly guitar [banjo? Idk.] &the accordion!] and he can pull them out of nowhere at Any time [imagining him being chased by twisteds & pulling out a guitar to sing a song is very amusing to me ]

hes very fragile and tends to lose his limbs during performances [he can attach them back thoe dw]

theres a running gag in the show where he gets boo'd/tomato'd when doing/saying something stupid

Regards, tma anon

IM HEARING YOU OUT TMA ANON

[forestryfae]

my dumb ass not making the connection that albedo is in fact ridicilously insecure in the sense that he NEEDS to be the smartest guy in the room he NEEDS to one up everyone and most of his motives are based on that. like the first omnitrix copy does start out as "i dont trust that the universes most powerful device should be in the hands of an unworthy human" and all that but atleast a little part of why he did that must also have stemmed from "im gonna make a copy of the omnitrix and ill be great at using it and then azmuth HAS to let me be the bearer of the omnitrix" cus azmuths like "i told you the omnitrix is beyond you" and i didnt realize until now but that actually implies albedo has talked to azmuth about this and tried to convince him to let him wear the omnitrix instead.

he then later makes a copy of the omnitrix again but he uses a real core someone else made and he upgrades it and calls it The Better More Ultimate Omnitrix™ and somehow it is both objectively better (powerful transformations, probably sold a lot of toys) and objectively worse (ultimate transformations looked Bad sometimes, made no sense genetically, and also theres the whole thing where ben had to die to release a bunch of aliens stuck inside the omnitrix becaus ethat makes sense somehow)

he also doesnt come up with the idea of fucking up ben himself he just follows vilgaxs plan idk how thats relevant but it feels relevant

then he copies ben and his heroing to get money. i will admit he didnt fuck up here he did try to fix his mistakes but like. surely he couldve tried something like. becoming an electrician. plumber. programmer. anything actually within his previous skillsets.

but yeah he then copies his old idea and calls his stabilizer an ultimatrix. follows khybers plan. and then tries to steal azmuths brain for reasons im still not sure about. like hes powerhungry for sure but my guy??

he then tries to steal azmuths brain and is really upset when he stops being smart when azmuths brain is returned then he follows evil bens idea then he tries to break into the labs and steal azmuths ideas and knowledge again, claiming azmuth is pondering the universes mysteries and secrets and hoarding them all for himself. like he clearly wants what azmuth has here.

like i definitely think fanon interpretation isnt off when we see him as having a point by not trusting the omnitrix to a child, being angry hes stuck in bens body, him being genuinely smart and genuinely good at things (like when he was pretending to be ben and rook didnt notice)

but i also think its really interesting how he craves being acknowledged and seen as superior and desires to be more powerful and stuff. like idk whats up w that but i def think the "assistant turns evil and betrays mentor and wants to be more powerful" trope works for him i just wish he had more backstory beyond that cus that shit doesnt happen out of nowhere

he clearly wants to be seen as superior and good enough that hes worth being told those secrets and in an effort to be the kind of guy azmuth would trust with that, and would trust with the omnitrix he probably feels entitled to it too somehow. probably a sense of "i did EVERYTHING you asked for and i did it perfectly why arent i good enough" but like the bottom line being hes so reliant on other people accepting and looking at him as good enough and worthy that hell do anything to prove it. hell even mutilate and deform himself if he has to and will gladly bend logic to have the people who want him and look up to him be in the right. (hugh lying to ben and co and it negatively affecting albedo. it wasnt just bens fault)

like he craves azmuth to see him as worthy and useful, and then that turns into betrayal and "im not wrong, YOURE wrong for not accepting me as i was" after hes stuck in a flesh prison he cant really escape, he then manages to both see azmuth as beneath him and above him in a contradicting irony of him being so much better and more evolved than anyone else and especially azmuth, and somehow still needing azmuths superior intellect to be better than azmuth.

idk i didnt catch it as a kid and it didnt occur to me properly until now. wild. but yeah thats part of why i think albedo is so interesting

[rainybyday]

My second (thrid?, nah second) time travel au

Team Minato Era

If we get a Minato Era man, Let. Me. Tell. You!

No Obito, Sai or Tenzo for this one

Pure og Team Kakashi for this one

Time period

I would say when Team Kakashi is after Wave arc but before the exams

So only Kakashi, Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto

With Team Minato having at least a few years (maybe 1 actually) before shit starts for them

Minato, Kakashi (mini), Obito, and Rin

So Team Kakashi has seen death and all but not war

With Team Minato still in their “needs Minato to mediate” stage

Or….

You know what

Have you guys read those Team Kakashi stories where Kakashi does step up to be a more attentive sensei and Team Seven is more prepared and badass but still acts like little kids?

I will link some stories that are like this, you will see what I mean

Theres the series How to Make a Team by Pleasedial123

Of Harrowed Hearts by Sable_Scribe

Parallel by Sora2131 and stacyb

Maybe a more tight knitted Team Kakashi meets a Team Minato

That

That would be pretty funny and sad ngl

Ok redo the timeline once again

Intro Take 2 - ACTION!

Team Kakashi has a sealing incident in their training grounds made by both Naruto (intentionally) and Sasuke’s Sharigen (unintentionally) 

This ends with them being transported back in time, still in the same place, but ending up in the middle of Team Minto’s own training. 

It… well it doesn’t go well with anyone

First off this is during a war so the first thing that is going to happen is Team Minato attacking Team Kakashi, no questions asked

Team Kakashi has to go into defense mode because they are getting attacked thank you

Commotion is made, anbu will arrive (add root here too) and push comes to shove a lot of people will get hurt

Off to a great start everyone, -100/10, will not recommend

So Team Kakashi will definitely be shipped off to the I&T

For one, you have a shinobi who looks like one of their own and Sakumo who fucked die, but also is an unknown 

You have an Uchiha so of course you would think he was taken and will be the Uchiha’s problem until you realise that no such Uchiha like him exists in the first place

Then you have Naruto who looks like a certain someone (but also to those who know so enough, that he has THE seal), Naruto is a whole different problem

The only one that seems clean in Sakura, but let me highlight, SEEMS. This girl is trained by Hatake Kakashi, The Hatake Kakashi. While the Minato timeline sees Kakashi as a genius son of the failure Sakumo everyone in Team Kakashi’s timeline seen his transformation of not only on himself but on his team. His name means something. Plus she also spars with an Uchiha mainline and a jinchuriki uzumaki and can win. Say no more. 

So yeah, I&T

Will they use a yamanaka? Probably, the thing is that they are from the future, maybe a future, but a future nevertheless. So, thats a big no no. 

I think they would do it on Sakura for both logic and plot reason

The plot reason is so that they don’t find out more about Kakashi’s future, Sasuke’s clan massacre, and Naruto’s life as a whole

The logic?

Well she will be the easiest to mind break in their opinion

For one the man (kakashi) is a jonin so he will take awhile to get information out of him. The boy looks like an Uchiha, is doesn’t matter if they find out if he is a part of the clan or not, if they mistake of going through his mind and he is an Uchiha then they will have a clan conflict on their hands. 

Which leaves Naruto and Sakura

Perhpes it would have been easier to get to Naruto but heres the thing, he is not the normal naruto as he would be in the anime/manga, he is a Naruto that grew with Kakashi giving him a fair amount of attention and trained him right, so no, naruto is not naive in any sense of the word, but he does know how to act it

Another note is that Karum might stop any attempt on mind reading for varies reasons

So that leave Sakura, the civilian born

Which is the best optionin to do so

As said she is a civilian, she doesn’t know many major events that aren’t told to her in a sheltered way. Such as the nine-tails attack? The fourth Hokagae was brave and fought valiantly and we honor him. Uchiha massacre? On Sasuke wasn’t able to come to class because something happened to his family, but don’t worry Sakura, everything is fine! Treatment of Naruto? He’s such a trouble maker!! 

And on and on and on

As a civilian who is more sheltered by the world she won’t have all the information until she trains under Kakashi, but the yamanaka will probably be told to hold off from going to far or is forced to get out

The future, no matter what bits of information one gets, is precious

The Yamanaka might leave on their own violation because of what they are staring to understand what their seeing, or might be stopped by a person they might bring with them in the mindscape of it all

Maybe even Sakura might block her most recinet memories, memories of her training in Team Seven since she is trained and strong enough to do so

(Also she is friends with Ino, that says enough)

Or they simply don’t, they might go through the whole sequences of Sakuras life and yet still won’t get all the important bits of their timeline

As I said again, civilian born 

So because of this, Sakura will be the only one to be given an indeepth sweep of her min because of the future information

And things like Shinobi from teh future traveling to the past will be reported to none other than the third Hokage himself

Joy 

[cal-flakes]

hey angel, I love your fics!!!

please could you do something with protective rafe?

I don’t mind what storyline as long as it has a happy ending, tysm🫶

THANK YOU LOVE YOU XXX of course i can! I LOVE protective!rafe.

╰┈➤ more protective!rafe

warnings: swearing, mentions of violence. short fic.

summary: rafe steps in when a overly-confident jj maybank attempts to hit on you.

“man, look at her, theres no logical reason for me to not go over!” jj argued, looking at his friends for an answer.

“i can think of one..” pope stated, eyebrows raised.

john b lightly elbowed him in the side, earning a look of disdain. “what?”

i kinda wanna let this one play out..” he smirked, sharing a knowing glance with pope.

“see! this is what i’m talking about, you don’t believe in me! you guys just wait til i come back with her number!” jj beamed, leaping from the table.

“he’s gonna get his ass beat isn’t he?” pope chuckled.

“nah, we won’t let it get that far, i just wanna see the look on his face”

the girl sat alone in the booth, tapping her manicured nails on the phone screen in front of her as the breeze in the bar left a trail of goosebumps on her cold skin.

“hey there! mind if i sit?” jj slid into the cushioned seat opposite from her. “um, sure i guess?” her face twisted slightly as the blonde failed to wait for an answer.

the shrill taps of her nails against the table signified her boredom as the boy stared at her, struggling to find words.

“so…you new around here?” he perked up, hoping to break the ice. she shook her head in response, instead turning her attention to the alert sounding from her phone.

“oookay, uhh, you got a boyfriend?” he pried.

“oh shit..kook prince, eight o’clock” pope muttered, pointing discreetly towards the door of the bar.

looking up, john b watched in amusement as rafe cameron closed in on the pair in the booth. his blue flannel shirt swayed in the breeze, revealing the gun tucked in the back of his waistband.

the pogues observed the scene before them, jj talking away to the bored girl opposite him, completely unaware of the man about to turn the corner.

“are we bad friends?” pope mumbled under his breath. “ohh..absolutely” john b answered, breaking into hysterical wheezes.

“yes, i do have a boyfriend..” she smirked, spotting the tall man now looming over jj.

taking notice of sudden sweet smile, unfortunately not directed at him, he turned in his seat.

“yeah. she does a boyfriend, pogue. get the fuck out of my face..” rafe sneered.

“well uh, lovely to see you guys, hope you have a splendid day!” jj rushed out of his seat, stomping back over to his friends like a kicked puppy.

y/n giggled at the sound of obnoxious laughter erupting from the table over, where john b and pope were sat.

“you okay angel?” rafe soothed, taking her hand in his as he sat in the warmed seat. “im fine baby, i knew you were coming” she cooed, a playful glint in her eye.

back at the table, jj shot daggers at the others as they continued their hysterics. “you guys didn’t think to mention that rafe cameron was behind me?!”

[mamadarama]

Gonna keep this concise and vague because this is not the place for super serious discussion but I just wanted to let you know I’ve really appreciated this account since Ibuki’s situation. I’ve joined the boycott against the game (if they respond and anyone’s reading this and doesn’t know please look it up yourself since again this really isn’t the place) but the stories and characters are still a major special interest of mine and it’s been extremely nice to have a place to talk about them in both a goofy and serious manner. Thank you, genuinely 💖

im glad :] i really do love this game, despite everything.... ive never seen a large cast handled so seamlessly. the relationships between the characters are detailed and most of all consistent. it leaves little room for plot holes and other immersion breaking things. theres a lot of really interesting design logic going on with it all. thats what made me love this game in the first place, and thats not going anywhere. to remove that, theyd have to remake the game entirely. (knock on wood) so even if it does go downhill from here, ill still always be a big fan of what led up to it.

and you know, i do like ibuki a whole lot. the thing is he has insane potential as a character. first of all just having a second solo idol is a fantastic idea. secondly, and not to make everything about madara but their relationship would be an INSANE addition to madaras plotline. ibuki could fully change his life, im dead serious. all he wants is to be an older brother again, and heres a kid with promise as the only other solo idol in es, from a place hes familiar with. possibly even seen one of his shows. the fruit is hanging so low the beetles will be eating for months. i dont even know where to start with explaining how confused i am that they didnt make him a solo idol when they had every reason to. the choice they made wasnt just a bad move morally, it was also narratively the weirdest idea they could have gone with.

[aeon-uriel]

Hi! I really want to know the fic recs of the trope of married at first meeting for zolu!

heyya!!! here they come

❤️💚 ꕀ 𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ 💚❤️

oh temptation (i could be a part of you) by meteorablues

they are so married but not 'married' but thats only because its something more. they love each other so much since the first time they meet and their logic goes: if theres a beginning theres an end so their relationship is just there with them as long as they exist hes mine and im his its that simple but some things need to be put into words because because!!!! i might or might not cry what a concept (the fics about the rest of the crew being baffled because of that and its beautiful) (also ft nika luffy i just love that so much and this fic delivers so incredibly) (LIKE FOR REAL THE NIKA PART IS EUEGEHGEHEGEHHHGGHHH i dont wanna spoil it but!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!pls read this im begging on my knees

Just Because You Didn't See It, Doesn't Mean It Didn't Happen by anarchycox

this one is a pov outsider story which is one of my fave tropes ever. a real fun take of zolus marriage being such a part of themselves that even the other crew didnt notice it as a separate thing; oh yeah thats just how those dumbasses are. (apparently married.) (oh look another person falling for luffy.) (but hes already married.) (but we didnt know for the what feels like the longest time ever because we thought thats just how they are.) Or. Yknow. perhaps this one time the rest of the crew could be the dumb ones

(bonus) How It Happened, The First Time by anarchycox

companion piece of the one above! first night on the dinghy! so mind the rating. its quite fun and chaotic just like them

Love is where you find it by Alone77

another pov outsider but specifically jimbe's and the other crew actually knew! love that old fish man slowly realizing his new captain and first mate's love as palpable as the sun

honorable mentions:

baby you're my north star by galaxyninjer

5 thingy format of luffy proposing to zoro BUT WHERES THE ONE TIME THEY ACTUALLY GET MARRIED i really wish i could write a continuation for this im sobbing sm send help

Hearts Can Break Any Cage by anarchycox

its a abo au so cw for that plus the rating and not exactly "marriage" because. again. abo. :D not everyones cup of tea i know, but just in case coz it still fits and they make me go insane. zoro using a muzzle zoro in a muzzle zoroINAMUZZLE

❤️💚 ꕀ 𖠳 ᐝ ꕀ 💚❤️

writing this answer got me realizing yknow maybe i should actually write this trope from their povs in shells town and there is not enough of this trope pls pray for my muse to graciously make a comeback

[franollie]

pls pls talk about charlie’s brain being animated 🙏 i would love to hear

oh id loveee to talk about charlie’s brain being animated!!! sorry this took so long to get out i got in my head and couldn't put my thoughts in order for a while!!

animation is an art form that is constantly having to “fight” to be seen as equal to other forms of entertainment. it’s constantly being written off as being childish, lesser than, simple, etc. despite the fact that the medium has proven itself to be more than competent. MUCH LIKE CHARLIE!! there’s also something about charlie’s segment of “the gang saves the day” being a parody of Up, an animated children’s movie (a demographic that is always looked down upon by the industry) that just adds to the layers of being overlooked. Hell, the fact that the episode decides to parody that specific scene from Up adds to the themes because the opening montage in Up is regarded as one of the most moving scenes in animation. But, even then, it's seen as an exception, a rare moment of children's animation being worthy of academy attention. to quote the guardian, "one of the most extraordinary openings to a film, live-action or otherwise, noting that in the context of a larger film it: 'dares to risk alienating' the audience animated films are generally targeted towards, and threatens to topload the drama thereby making the rest of the film a letdown." And really that summarizes my whole point.

but theres more here than just being overlooked!! theres also the vibrancy of animation! the naive wonder and romanticization of mundane day to day life! all of these things are centric characteristics of charlie!!

children’s movies are usually very vibrant and colorful. charlie’s part in “the gang saves the day” is no exception to this! its a very bright and cheerful world. even the more somber scenes are made up of rich purples and blues rather than just tones of grey. and while i’m sure that the color choices in this part of the episode are just parodying Up, i like to think it means charlie’s worldview is simply brighter than the other characters especially when you compare the colors in charlie’s segment to the color grading in every other member’s.

while on the topic of charlies worldview, charlie sees the world in a very straightforward way for someone as unorthodox as he is (it’s part of what makes him such a fun straight-man in my opinion). in “the gang gets analyzed” dee’s therapist even comments on this! his explanations and reasoning behind his actions make sense when you follow his train of thought and understanding of life. veryyy much like how a lot of children's animation is very straight forward with their morals despite not always following "real world logic". people commit acts of heroism and they get love and a happily ever after. charlie saves the waitress, they live happily ever after.

charlie isn’t really a “wildcard” when you break down his character. he’s a very rational man operating with a dysfunctional brain. now. all of that being said, real people can’t follow his lifestyle and be half as functional as charlie is. rcg talk about how absurd and cartoony the whole gang can get, but charlie tends to get the major brunt of the cartoonification beam. so it only makes sense that his ideal world would literally be animated :)

sorry again for taking so long before finally getting around to this, and I apologize if it's unintelligible. charlie and animation is just one of those little things that makes me sooo insane. and unfortunately, the more insane i am about a topic the less sense i make. hopefully you got something interesting out of this though!!!!

[arcoiriaaa]

I think i will chew someone head if i see anyone whos trying to be moral police over shippers, especially right now they are targeting Sukume ( Sukuna + Uraume) Shipper. Holy Moly, the allegation that get thrown is insane from pedophillia to grooming accusation.

Guys I know maybe in real world you're not really significant and you want to get to a 'better world' idk lol, but shaming someone for something FICTIONAL is actually making you look dumb and dont have any emotional intelligence. Ok you can bring 'fiction can affect reality' argument here, but with the same logic you should get mad at anyone who likes horror movies with killer and violance, or action movies with gun and punching people. And holy sht Sukuna is a mass murderer why the hell are you simping him??! Are you insane?!

See. Nothing in fiction actually sane. Fiction is exciting and fun because its not define and ruled by our moral code, Fiction is a break from ourvreality. Fiction is usually something that we dont really encounters in real life and thats why its exciting. Do you ever see someone doing 'kabedon' in real life? No right, and if it does its cringe, but its looks really cool in romance stories.

Anyway if you want somehing whos really into moral and such you can go to a church not social media.

Trying to be moral police over a fiction is big waste of energies. Theres so many starving kid in Africa, and so much more get kill*d in war. So why dont you use your voice and actually help them. You could be better people, someone whos really change the world.

And actually im not done. Why are you trying to shame people over a headcanon thats up from interpretation, parent -child relationship is a headcanon, as well sukume as romantic partner, theres no wrong with that because thats just different viewpoint.

From what I see Uraume and Sukuna never refer themself or each other as a family/dad/son/daughter. Never once Uraume act/depicted as a childern so why are you insisting the shipper are proship? When its not comfirmed anything about their age. You guys literally make a headcanon over 4 pages and Sukuna call Ume Child ( i see someone on reddit said that it could also translate as 'brat' a more age free choice of word) then you all treating they are parent -child as a canon. Not only that you are also trying to shove everyone throat of that hc, you then shaming people whos have another interpretation.

So tell me, Did a father see their child like this when bathing?

Or did a child see their parent like this, even though he is literally naked here? For what? Admiring their dad 15 yrs old new body??

They dont look like parent and child to me. Not until theres another official source that says otherwise, but for now their official canon dynamic is master and servant.

Ohh you still want to bring ' but they are meeting them when they are a child' argument here. Fck u and you close minded brain whos think anywhere in the world is having the same morals with western region of the world. In Asian, i think most asian counties is never have a problem with age gap couple, or 'meeting them as a child', whats we gonna have problem is when the child get married under legal age and didnt have consent for it.

Most asian countries is having patriachal culture( including Japan) . The husband is usually older (could be much older) than his wife because man have responsibility to be a guardian, a teacher, and a wise partner for his wife.

In Japan i think age gap or 'meeting them as a kid' is never a problem. I think Japan has many literature and entertainment product that include this tropes.

Should I tell you a bit about ' The Tales of Genji' a classic Japan literature , and considered as one of the oldest novel in the world. Written by noblewoman Murasaki Shikibu in Heian Period. Genji as the protagonist is having a very adventurous life especially in romantic aspect, form another woman to another woman. Do you know about one of his wife is named lady Murasaki. He met her when she is just 10 years old and he is impressed because she reminded him about his stepmother Lady Fujitsubo (whos he also banging) , then he ask to adopt her, andddd guess what, yess they married later on.

Andddd how about ' memoirs of geisha' movies. You must've been heard about that right. Yess, Chiyo (female lead) is meeting chairman when she is just i dunno maybe 9? And chairman looks like 30 in movies.

On modern era, in anime we have plenty of that dynamic to. How about the famous one Sesshomaru Rin from inuyasha, Sesshomaru is thounsand years and rin is just 7 (?) maybe when they met.

Well how about the latest shoujo anime that i think still airing right now. Its called

"Yarinaoshi Reijou wa Ryuutei Heika wo Kouryakuchuu"

The female lead is in 10 years old body right now. But yeah shes already promised 10 child for him in the future lol 😂😂😂

So yeah it is just some example, actually I could list so many stories that have the same concept, from straight manga, bl ,movies , and everything. Meeting your partner as a kid is definitely not a foreign concept in Japan. Whats important is the romantic relationship is developed after the younger one already legal and consenting for it.

[stormiistormii]

Time Machine Reprise is the first song, and it starts with Heart, Mind, and Soul shouting in unison, a representation of how, while they are still Whole, they are about to split into three again. Whole sings in this song, and all I got from it was "this CANNOT be happening again" In the music video, Whole fades out until the end where he splits into the HMS (Heart Mind Soul) And the 'Reprise' on the title represents the cycle, implying that this has happened before, AND representing the repetitiveness of the album, you can replay it and all the events stay the same in the cycle. The next song is 'Dream (Outro From Calamity)' where Soul is recollecting after the split He sings about how he's scared to fall back into the cycle (called Cacophony most of the time) saying 'This is a fucking nightmare' The next song is 'Mucka Blucka (Intro to Cacophony)' Which I've always thought this song was super sarcastic, because Soul's role in the song is introducing the listening to the other two, and what was going to happen, like he was describing to Heart and Mind what they were getting into by arguing like this. He introduces Mind by saying 'meet your poultric pullet commander' And poultric isn't even a real word lol. And Mind says 'here i instill this teatherous will to trot and toil inside my personal hell' and then sings with Heart, basically saying that his 'personal hell' is Heart, and he is allowing someone (probably the listener, there's a lot of fourth wall breaks in the songs) to listen to Heart sing. And Heart says 'And like an archaic cuckoo clock I'll chirp, and chant, and cock In complete disregard for my future' at the end of his little intro section, saying that he acts like this (depressed) for no reason, and I do NOT hold that against him. Like imaging being the weakest out of the three, having to argue with your logical and cold counterpart for your entire life. The next song is Never Meant To Know. Soul is the one singing this one, I think he's singing about missing Whole and the HMS being one again, and saying 'there are some things we are never meant to know', meaning that he doesn't know why the cycle continues, But not much to say about this one. In Spring and a Storm, Heart is kind of spiraling in this song :( it's just said in the context, you can hear the sadness when he says 'you know how it goes' at the end of the song The next song is 'Night'. This song is all three of them singing, and the first one where Mind is featured, other than Mucka Blucka. There's so much in the song that it could have a whole lyric-by-lyric ramble by itself. So the TLDR is that Night is the song where the Cacophony gets worse, more arguing, but one lyric stands out through it, 'i want to see your eyes looking back and out through mine'. I think that represents how all of them want to be at harmony, and the fact Heart is blind just makes the line so ironic. But basically they're all saying that they want to be Whole again, but still arguing about it even though they're ALL SAYING THE SAME THING. The next song is 'Ruler Of Everything', and holy fuck I hate this song. It's a good song. But it just DOESNT FIT INTO THE REST OF THE ALBUMS LORE. It starts with Soul telling Mind 'Juno (another name for Heart) was mad, he knew he's been had, so he shot at the sun with a gun' and that part isn't what makes me mad. We know that Heart tried to kill Mind, missed, and blinded himself in the process. What makes me mad is that Heart was imprisoned in Apathy (basically a hole that acts as a prison) WHICH DOESNT LINE UP WITH NIGHT'S LORE. NIGHT HAD HEART IN IT. RULER OF EVERYTHING'S CONTEXT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE A DAMN FLASHBACK. And the whole song was just Soul and Mind taunting Heart, making him feel worse. AND THE FACT THAT THERES NO INDICATION IN THE LATER SONGS OF WHEN OR HOW HEART GOT OUT OF APATHY?? I assume that it's at the end of The Heart Acoustic But I just DONT KNOW. The next song is one of my favs, GOOD DAY!!

Good Day is sung by Soul I think, singing about how he'll basically only be enthusiastic like he's singing in the song for a day. Reprented by the lines (and these are some of my favorite lines in the whole album because of just how WELL they're delivered) 'You know I'll only be here for a day The Bad Thoughts will return and So you know that I can't really stay'. Soul is trying to sing with enthusiasm and emotion because he's trying to hold on to what little left he has. And it's basically just him yelling about how much he hates the situation he's in. But with a ':D' emoticon. I assume he was close to Heart when singing, because Soul stops singing and Heart says (very sadly and tiredly) 'you want me to sing? Fine. Looking through glazed eyes Helps you to realize Nothing's gone right in your life The meds aren't that help fulI it's hard to stay half-full When all you feel's anger and spite'. and, RIGHT before Hearts section of the song, Soul says 'I think we're done, yes this is doneThe only question's whether it will beWith pills or with a gun' which is NOT GOOD especially when the context of The Soul Eclectic comes into play. Soul was really going into the deep end in this song and I LOVE HIM for that. The next song is another one with a Heart focus! 'Just Apathy'. It's basically him being depressed and asking why he even sings anymore, 'waiting around for something better' And the song instrumental makes me want to sob. Listening to it, I THINK THIS IS A SOUL SONG. I DON'T THINK THIS IS HEART. FUCK (side note, this was ALL copy and pasted from a text conversation I had with my boyfriend, so you're reading all my innacuracies in real time.. sorry chat) Soul tells Mind 'im no kid.' and Mind says in the song (ITS THE FIRST TIME HE SANG SINCE RULER OF EVERYTHING I THINK) 'Then stop acting like it.' I think the Good Day manic episode wore off for Soul and now he's just depressed. All three of them sing in the song, and all of them are being depressed (other than Mind, who has resorted to being a bully). But he's kinda fucked up too, He's just being mean Abt it, AS ALWAYS.. AND THE NEXT SONG IS THE HEART ACOUSTIC 💜💜💜💜💜💜 IM OBSESSED WITH THIS SONG ITS SO GOOD. He's taking after Soul in this song. He's being sad and singing about Mind hating him. And the most interesting part of the song is the wording. He uses very sophisticated wording, acknowledging that he is weak, and a lot of more logical terms that Mind is known for saying Heart doesn't know shit about. While TME is over here like 'man heart sucks I hate him, he's stupid. End of song'. The Mind Electric is just a Heart diss track. An uncalled for one at that. Fuck you Mind. The Heart Acoustic ends with Heart saying 'do what you want, you automaton freak, no I can no longer bring myself to care'. Which is just SAD. poor Heart. The next song is 'Be Born', which I don't remember listening to EVER. OKAY PLOT TWIST THIS SONG FUCKS BIG TIME. I never knew why they just had a hole called Apathy. Turns out Heart was planning to kill Mind (see Ruler Of Everything for that lore) and APATHY WHAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINDS GRAVE. I KNEW THAT HEART TRIED TO KILL MIND. I DIDNT KNOW HE DUG THE GRAVE BEFOREHAND AND WAS PUT IN IT AS PUNISHMENT?? 'half a hollow person, ruled by his depression' GOES SO HARD??? I WAS SLEEPING ON THIS SONG LOWKEY. Yeah, Heart was going crazy with that one. OKAY TLDR OF BE BORN: mind is telling Heart "we're basically the same person. And IM THE ONLY ONE DEALING WITH IT WELL. Man up, pussy." DUDE I GO TO CHECK THE TRACKLIST AND YOU'RE TELLING ME STORM AND A SPRING GOT PUT ON EXPLICIT?? COME ON. The next song is 'Storm and a Spring' AND BABY DO I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT THIS ONE. If Spring And A Storm was Heart's song about his depression, Storm And A Spring is Mind's song about mocking Heart. He's just dissing him, as well as a jab at Soul, but I think he knows better than to attack her. Heart asks (in one of the best parts of the entire album) 'Mr. Mind? What do you see behind those DEAD, LEADEN EYES.'

And Mind says 'a Soul, so deep, and dark, and eternally cold, and an oath formed from us both that it would stay Whole'. He KNOWS Soul is getting worse mentally. But does he help? Nah. He then uses the song after that, The Mind Electric, TO DISS HEART AGAIN. LEAVE MY BOY HEART ALONE, HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING. It's only at the end of the song that Mind says 'Though I seem harsh in all my assessments We each seek a life lived in the light Yet, there lies our Heart, engulfed in resentment Stubborn, pale eukaryote' He's basically clowning on Heart for being depressed as if MIND ISNT THE WHOLE REASON BEHIND THAT. FUCK YOU MIND. The next song is THE SOUL ECLECTIC!!! YAYYY. THIS SONG IS THE PEAKEST SONG IN THE WHOLE ALBUM. The lines 'Call me The Soul or call me my name Oh, label me whatever you would like Call me your host or call me insane If that will help you stay in line' I recommend thinking sets on the fact that he's desperate. Anything to keep this from killing either of them (or Whole, since that's his main priority) He says later in the song 'neither is wrong, yet neither is right'. Which shows how people could interpret everything in the album in different ways. The lines 'You must be so arrogant to think That either of you can control The Soul so wholly, when To be one whole you can't hold solely' I think apply to Heart a lot, who has this 'Mind is trying to manipulate Soul into making Mind the most powerful' mentality. Obviously not knowing Soul sees right through both of their bullshit. In the song, both Heart and Mind have backing vocals, but it all seems to be forced, and my personal interpretation of this is that Soul is controlling them to sing for him, as a show of power. After the points I just made, Soul is pretty much just singing about the situation, how he feels. And at the end, he says 'Tridential regicide I won't hesitate to kill my Heart and Mind I will abdicate these deviants sat inside I'll take you down in tandem when this rope is tied' implying that the Death of Soul, who is the closest to Whole (Whole and Soul share a voice), will end them as a collective. Fun. The next song is 'The Bidding' Which has a really good animation on Chonny Jash's channel. It's basically a group therapy session. But Soul is the therapist, EVEN THOUGH HE NEEDS THERAPY THE MOST. It's mostly just Heart and Mind fighting, with an occasional comment from Soul. But the part 'See, I've been in total agony, relentlessly Ever since you came around Stuck, deteriorating helplessly, endlessly The ruler of our soul, left never crowned, forever bound Your silence deafens more than any sound' Is when Heart and Mind sing in unison and become Whole For about three seconds before splitting again. Sad. Soul FREAKS OUT over it, seeing that they still had a chance, and tries to force them to become Whole again. He's a lot more enthusiastic after that point. But they won't harmonize again for a song or two (or five...) The next song is Light, AKA Night's (the 6th track in the album) polar opposite. While Night is about the conflict getting worse, Light is about reconciliation between Heart and Mind. 'Tonight, I'm surmising the sum of my parts Alight, twined in Mind, and in Soul, and in Heart Could thrive, live, combined as one Fuse the moon and sun Change your point of views Let us variate these hues'. That's the end of the song, but they didn't exactly become Whole at that. I don't know why there are still HMS songs after this, but eh. Uh. The next song is We're Gonna Win. And this one is funny. It's the only song (other than Special) to be sourced from outside of Tally Hall or Miracle Musical. We're Gonna Win is originally from Rob Cantor's (yellow tie in Tally Hall) solo album Not a Trampoline. We're Gonna Win starts with Soul singing about how he feels hopeless, but will give one last push to be Whole again, how he'll never give up. And then from the chorus onward, all three of them sing together and it's actually so silly. The next song is Variations On A Cloud, where they finally become Whole!! Yay!

It starts with Heart and Mind singing together, And a voice starts singing with them... Guess who it is. ITS WHOLE!!! Yay!!! Yippee!! The whole song is about them 'coming back', and how the hopelessness gave way to peace (also called Harmonia). So, now that they're in Harmonia, the next song (The Whole World and You) is a duet, But this is where it kinda gets weird. We don't exactly know WHICH of the three Whole is singing with. Some people say it's Mind, because of the distorted voice, but some say it's Soul because of how close he is to Whole, and that his voice seems to vary in pitch a LOT through the album, and Chonny needed to differentiate them enough, so he made his voice just VERY distorted. I've always thought Soul was singing with him, for the reasons I just said, but it's all up to interpretation. The next song is 'Welcome to Tally Hall (intro to Concord)'. Concord is basically Harmonia, but I'm calling it Harmonia for now bc it sounds cooler. I'd really like to memorize the monologue at the start of the song. This song is kind of a fourth wall break, with it kinda just being about Chonny Jash himself. This song doesn't have to do anything with the albums lore. So now to the next song! It's motherfucking banana man. Genuinely don't know how this one fits into the lore. I'm searching but I just can't see it. Its banana man, what do I expect. There's a comment on the music video saying 'it is my firm belief that Chonny is the sixth rejected member of tally Hall and make songs like this just to piss on them'.

That was all I said before having to end it lol

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[antisocialsharky]

How do you deal with people you don’t like?

That entirely depends on the reason why I don't like someone.

I mean theres reasons that are just literally not the persons fault, such as me disliking the tone of their voice, not liking the way they dress/act, not liking the way they eat/drink, not liking certain beliefs of theirs, etc. If they just give me the ick, thats my issue not theirs, so I rly just go with avoiding their presence? Like idk that makes logical sense to me!

If I dislike them, due to something they have done to rly annoy me/hurt me, then it usually depends on what their reaction was to it and how bad it was. Sometimes I play nice, sometimes I drive them deep into feeling guilty and bad about it, sometimes I just insult and block and sometimes I will make sure everyone knows and ruin their position in the social situation. Always depending on what I personally think is deserved based on how ready they were to accept responsibility and/or change the behavior and shit. Like its really individual here and depends on the amount of hurt they caused and also on how good I am at controlling my emotional reaction in the moment, cus I'm not perfect and definitely react more extremely at times than the situation would have called for.

But rly my go to is block and avoid, cus its the easiest and I often can't be bothered to get in trouble for not fighting perfectly well with someone and breaking some kind of sacred social rule that sees me as the asshole of the situation.

[theonewhowails]

IM CHEWING ON THE FUCKING FURNITURE

I HAVE JUST BEEN WATCHING THE TRAILER OVER AND OVER LOOKING FOR SHIT TO FIND AND SPECULATE ABOUT!!!!!!!!

avert your gaze if you do not wish for sins of the flesh spoilers

LIKE LOOK AT THIS!!!!! i initially thought the nakey leaf was only gonna be a thing for the nudist ritual and would happen to everyone uniformly for the same amount of time. so it is fucking SENDING me that EVERYONE HERE IS WEARING CLOTHES EXCEPT NARI

individual outfits!!!!! do you think we will find them and gift them to followers the same way necklaces are? maid dress leshy. why is he serving looks (lol) tho. is that a hairless cat in the top right corner. IS THAT FUCKING SOZO IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT????? FOLLOWER SOZO??? ALIVE SOZO??????? I COULD CRY

a tiny sozo i found in the end image....cutie

also it looks like we'll be able to upgrade our cult and temple even further!!!!!!! or perhaps customization options? either way the stone floors and stained glass in the scene are sexy and im eating them. also theres a bones interior in some shots

also why does the guy in the middle gotta pitchfork. WHY ARE THEY ALL PULLING OUT PITCHFORKS. WILL FOLLOWERS BE ABLE TO FUCKING REVOLT???MOBS???? please that would be so funny

also fighting followers??? my initial thought was that this might be a progression from dissenting and now they can kill you(whimsical) but on closer look the eyes do not look like dissenter eyes. they look more like the eyes of eldritch opponents we fight

furthermore look at this ritual??

it looks much the same as the ritual the bishops perform before going eldritch, and we're clearly leading it, but the energy isnt going to US, its going to the follower in the center??

there is something to be said about how the lamb grows stronger by defeating and consuming their enemies...... it would be really interesting if we're going to get into organic free range home grown adversaries...... when you think about it, taking a loyal follower, corrupting them with eldritch power and then defeating them to absorb the power they gained would be sort of like a more refined form of sacrifice. and also way more fucked up!!! :D

also:

if sacrifice and cannibalism was too tame for you. get ready for letting your followers ritually EAT A BITCH ALIVE. its giving The Lottery vibes but maybe thats just me (nerd)

look at this shit which looks like a fucked up commandment stone. are they sacrificing health here???? for eldritch horrors???? ooooohhh

calamari getting into a slap fight is killing me but also i am going NUTS at the prospect of expanded follower relationships!! we had the seeds of it before with how followers can become friends, some give us quest for their crush, and reading their minds shows they can have conversations that go well or go poorly, and now theyre extrapolating to their logical ends: followers can get into physical fights, can fall in love, can have children!!!! GOD there could be.... actual generations of cultists......ToT

auspistice simulator lmao. but also theres two intersting things to consider here:

follower activities that take place at night, which could make nighttime in the cult more interesting and lively

if we might need at times to step in to break up a fight. would that suggest consequences for not doing so. Can The Followers Beat Each Other To Death Now.

also killing me that while this fight is happening maid leshy is just. drunkenly swaying and making creature noises. look at him. i love him

[lemscipher]

UNDERTALE TFS AU MASTERPOST:

there will be undertale and tfs spoilers in this post! you have been warned

꒦︶꒷꒦︶ ๋⭑꒷꒦ ˗ˏˋ꒰𖦹｡♡♡♡♡♡♡.ೃ࿔꒱ˎˊ˗꒷꒦꒷꒦︶ ๋⭑꒷꒦

key: important text highlighted in green

so first im gonna explain the basic characters

frisk - patty

chara - a nevadan child, shares resemblance to patty.

flowey - henry's radio (trust me ittl make sense)

toriel - virginia

sans - hopper

papyrus/alphys at the same time? - bob (might be bobbie because i kinda wanna keep the lesbian aspect of alphdyne LMAO)

undyne - joyce

mettaton - alan, please dont ask why i thought it was funny

asgore - victor creel

photoshop/omega flowey - mindflayer and henrys radio

hidden true lab scientist, based mostly visually off of gaster - brenner

the amalgamates - lab children 002 through 010

asriel dreemurr - henry creel

and i think thats it?

BASIC STORY

its basicallt undertale just with a few twists and different things, such as henry and nevada child meeting before cave incident, and disclaimer creelby isnt a romantic relationship as the characters have a more familial / friendship dynamic,

henry thinks of vadena (and therefore, patty) as a friend and kind of sibling, like how asriel thinks of chara (and therefore frisk) as a friend and somewhat sibling.

theres two versions of this au, but ill be telling the original here. (some things arent canon to undertale but then again im kind of making shit up as i go with some things so its fine)

PRE GAME LORE:

a long time ago, a boy went missing in a cave atop a mount in hawkins, he tripped on a vine and went tumbling into the underground. this is henry (so by definition he is the first human, i suppose. he isnt really, though)

the underground is kind of like the other world in coraline, except theres nothing creepy about it, its just better. virginia and victor - as toriel and asgore respectively - are still henrys birth parents by logic. Henry finds himself immediately taken in by the kind goat-couple, and instead of buttons in eyes like coraline, henry just sort of goatifies himself (keep in mind henry was very young when he went missing in the cave in this au - around 3-5 -, he only really remembers life in the underground.)

so, years go by, nothing happens, until a week after henrys 13th birthday, another human falls down into the underground (unnamed nevada child aka - who patty reminds henry of instead of chara, ill just be calling them vadena cause its a simple anagram of nevada lmao)

he finds vadena after their fall, helps them, etc. everything we see in the normal game, and the lore follows as much until vadena falls seriously ill due to their plan to break the barrier and eradicate humanity with henry. he leaves his radio and spyglass on the floor near the barrier in his hurry, this isnt like him at all ( this bit is important gang). henry does the same as asriel and absorbs vadena's soul as they die and takes their body through the barrier to the stardust casino, as it was vadena's dream to see the lights flickering on the signs.

the humans, seeing this all powerful goat being holding the body of a dead child, assume that henry killed them. they attack henry, beating him near to death just like in the og game, and he doesnt fight back, you know all this stuff.

as a weak, battered and bruised henry stumbles back home to the castle, he falls to his knees infront of the radio and spyglass and turns to dust. (this is how he becomes the au's version of flowey, brenner uses the radio for his determination experiments and it becomes sentient due to the essence of henry being on it)

anyway. in his greif, victor declares all humans that fall down to be killed, virginia doesnt agree with this, divorcing him and taking vadena's body with her to be buried in the flowers from which they fell.

PRESENT GAME LORE:

patty falls down, they're met by a talking radio who only introduces himself as a member of the secret squadron, so patty just calls him radio (i cant think of any names god help me). radio does the whole "im gonna teach you how to fight, friendliness pellets!! woo!! in this world its kill or be killed!!" schtick before patty is saved by virginia, lore goes as follows until we meet hop and bob.

hopper is sans, but he looks like papyrus as it better fits with the proportions of the characters in st canon. bob looks like sans but is papyrus and alphys, etc. bob wants to be a apart of the royal guard by using his technological skills to help capture humans, bob is made a royal scientist for this but he still tries to show off his skill by capturing humans in snowdin.

boom, puzzles are all the same, snowdins the same, you fight one of bobs decoys instead of him as he is busy moving to the lab anticipatinf pattys arrival, we move to waterfall.

joyce is trying to hunt patty tf down so watch you ass patty, (tem village is just a village full of ted wheelers even though hes aaron because hes stupid and its funny)

joyce does not succeed she just collapses at hotland like ingame and patty waters her and she pisses off after that (can you tell im tired right now)

anyway patty meets bob at the lab and hes like "hows my favourite human doing? im like basically your brother from another skeleton now i have to look after you".

alan is a nuisance because why not make a murderous and flamboyant robot into a zesty theatre kid. patty wins against alan SLAM HIM GO ON and they move on to new home, tells the story of henry and vadena blabalala (instead of a worn dagger its henrys captain midnight spyglass, still dusty, which is just great isnt it)

victor fight goes as normal, he uses a bayonet ww2 rifle instead of a trident which is cool, patty beats him and boom evil radio stole all the souls,

he resets your save file and turns into this massive mind flayer resembling monster, with large mandibles and a demogorgon mouth with a spiked tongue. the radio replaces the tv screen on normal omega flowey, and theres a small tv ontop of it which displays memories from henrys life. patty beats him and neutral route done!!

TRUE PACIFIST

the true lab is basically hawkins lab, its ran by brenner and all of the amalgamates are test subjects 002 through 009 (henry was previously subject 001 as brenner found it interesting how he had turned from human to monster and now had a monster soul, also brenner is half human half monster if that interests anyone.)

brenner tries to stop patty from leaving with the information they have so hes a boss fight but bob saves them so yippee.

anyway asriel fight, henry is the god of divine retribution, he wants to rid the world of the injustice he faced by the humans using his god like powers, his second form is more human, as he absorbs the human souls he transforms back into what henry would have looked like at 14-16 if he hadnt of turned into a goat thing. eventually patty beats him and happy ending, if you go back to the ruins befire credits you can talk to henry as his normal form, you can do stuff with him and have cute little wholesome moments (and with enough talking you can bring him with you to the barrier because he deserves it!! i also made a secret ending where you can backstab henry and kill him because i felt like it (it isnt a real game i just make scenarios for it)

GENOCIDE

basically patty just kills everyone, they break into true lab and kill brenner, they kill everyone EVERYONE and vadena takes control of them at the end. (every monster patty kills loses their eyes like how vecna kills people)

i hope this sums it up im really tired right now lmao

( @elijbclawz i tjink you wanted to see this.. sorry for the tag so late )

[the-anime-enthusiast]

As per request of @tired-jaz here's some dabi fluff for the touya fans 😈 This is purely fluff but here's a lil quick disclaimer ⚠️ jaz this isn't totally what you asked for but Its still fluff and got some pretty sweet stuff in it 😭(pun intended) HOPE YALL ENJOY‼️

NOT AS SWEET

AS YOU (dabi x reader)

DAY ONE ☎️

"3 months, THREE WHOLE MONTHS NAKI. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? I havent felt the touch of aan, MY MAN, in three whole months", you scream into the phone, not caring the damage youve dealt to your sisters eardrums.

"Y/N" she screams back.

"Yes..." you retorted sheepishly with a slight ansgt.

"Isnt he coming bacm in like what? 3 DAYS?? I hate to break it to you gurl, BUT PLEASE, calm down, I get it but he'll be there soon."

"BUT"

"NO. NO BUTS. What happened to the logical and rational you i know? The one dabi fell in love with? Youll have him all to yourself in no time. I know its hard, especially cause you haven't been able to talk to him either, but honey please. Hell be there alright. ALRIGHT?"

you sigh, "I'll calm down. You're right I guess, don't wanna embarrass myself in front of him after 3 months..." you breathe out staring at your feet face reddening at the thought of your desperate actions. "I just miss him, a lot."

"Y/n...I get it, i really do, and i hate to do this right now, but i have to go, if you need anything youll tell me right?"

"Yeah yeah you know I will", you respond rolling your eyes simultaneously.

"REMEMBER" the sudden loud tone sending you to jump up, "3 DAYS THEN HES ALL YOURS. BYE BYE!" she acreams ending the call with a kissy sound.

Your hand drops down, looking at the caller ID

"I know" you wisper to yourself.

DAY TWO 💤

Grogginess? She practically your bestfriend you think rolling over to the other aide of your bed, arm slewn over your back orher cupping the side of the pillow youve found yourself clutching for dear life to the past couple of months.

"Dabi..." you whisper, eyes squeezing shut trying to imagine his face again as you bury your face into the pillow

"please come home" is the last thing your pillow hears before you pass out on top of it wishing it was him you were on top of instead.

Nothing could quite distract you from his absence like sleeping your life away.

DAY THREE 🍰

Anxiety was eating you alive like you were the twilight saga and a book worm was having a feild day.

"Nothing has changed between us right?" you thought. "Right?" you repeat to yourself, a sickening smile creeping on your face with tears pricked in the corners of your eyes.

"NO" you yell sitting up to hang of your bed.

"I WILL NOT BE SAD. I REFUSE. ONE MORE DAY

"Y/N. YOU GOT THIS! I GOT THIS? I GOT THIS." you chant storming to your kitchen. Given the ungodly amount of sleep you got yesterday, you hadnt eaten barely anything but leftover cookies and some milk.

"OH. MY. GOD." you aggravatingly sighed out

"I'M SO DAMN HUNGRY" followed by a whine as the refridgerator swining open, and then the realization hit you, you wouldn't be surprised if dust and a moth flew out with the door.

"DAMN INGREDIENT HOUSEHOLD WHAT THE HELL" you yell falling to your knees while slamming the fridge shut, followed by a bang on the door with your fist.

Your head soon met the door as well with your begging you from 2 weeks ago to stop the decision of purely doordashing food to your front door while dabi was gone, leaving you broke as hell. Checking your bank account wasn't any better than the fridge, but in optimism you tell yourself, if theres one thing an ingredient household will get you, its crazy amazing dessert recipes made out of practically thin air.

-skip to later that night-

"Holy shit-" you breathe out

"Holy fucking shit, so. much. dessert. So many... everything?" you question scanning your kitchen surroundings, brownies, cookies, Tres Leches, cookie dough, instant jello, popsicles?

"How in the actual hell...did i make...popsicles..."

you whisper before collapsing of exhaustion.

Slowly picking up your phone to check the time, you read 2:45 a.m.

Following is a look of worry, exhaustion, and confusion as you pass out on the kitchen floor.

DAY FOUR - DABI'S COMING HOME

My keys slowy make their way into the key hole, first sturggling due to my franticness to see her. My girl.

"y/n" I whisper out getting frustrated that the key keeps getting stuck.

"Dammit!' i whisper yell as the door finnalg flys open crashing against the wall behind it.

"What the hell? Why does it smell like...HUH?"

He screeches feasting his eyes on the copious piles of desserts covering every kitchen surface.

"What the hell..." he whispers, barely taking the time to notice you crashed out on the kitchen floor.

"Y/n..." he whispers leaning down to you, a look of pity and concern stretching across his otherwise emotionless face.

"baby..." is the last thing he says before reaching behind your neck and waist to hoist you up into his arms.

A feeling of warmth overcomes your body, a feeling of comfort, one you cant quit explain while wrapped up in your Candy Land like dream, one where you of all people were a diety of dessert. Slowly coming back to consciousness you hear the words of your lover...

"baby" you feel whispered against your ear, the familar voice sending shocks through your body.

No matter the lack of sleep and energy spent on your Master Chef Desserts you shot up clinging to dabi like it was the last time.

"DABI" you screeched into his ear as he pulls you in closer.

He presses a kiss to your ear, "hey princess, missed you baby" he says pressing a second one right after the other.

The feeling practically melts you, nothing beats some sweet love from your lover, especially the physical lind.

"Dabi" you sigh

"Yes princess?"

"Kiss me again?"

"Hm?"

You grab his collar pulling his face for his eyes to look into yours.

"KISS ME" you growl locking his eyes with yours noticing the sly smirk spreading across his beautiful face.

"Alright alright, i heard you the first time" he chuckles cupping your cheek and pulling your waist flush against his stomach.

"Since you ask so nicely..." he teases bringing your face close to his.

You can't explain it, maybe its the lack of him you've experienced the past three months or his overall deamenor but its like you cant think anymore. Everythings fuzzy, your nose filled with the smell of the previously baked sweets mixed with the ash and cigarette smell on his collar. You lose complete control melting into his hands, making him work to keep your body up as his lips meet yours. You make note of the gentleness he's displaying, something not often seen, even behind closed doors. It doesn't feel like hes going to give you the night of your life, or like hes about to do whataver he wants to you, he feels like he's about to hold you until the sun comes up, bury his head in your neck, lay you on his chest kissing your head, whispering sweet nothings like

"you're so beautiful baby..."

or

"i missed you so much" followed by his nose burrowing in your hair.

'you miss me too pretty girl?"

maybe a

"Im here its alright princess..."

or maybe

"you need anything baby?"

its almost out of charcter for him, but somethings changed, the way he holds you, something happened. He holds you now like hes actaully scared to lose you. His kiss isn't filled with lust, but love, pure innocent love, one you've never felt, you think leaning more into the kiss slowly making your backs way down to the floor.

His lips press deeper into yours, never wanting to leave but nevertheless he pulls away leaning over your frozen body beneath him.

"Baby" he whispers moving your face so his eyes meet his, given you were hiding it out of embarrassment.

"Yes..." you wisper back peering up into his beautiful eyes, taking note of the difference in his stare. He holds there for awhile, staring into your eyes, searching in them like he'll find something, still holding your face lovingly.

Your left hand comes to meet his hand on your face cupping over it shooting him a small smile.

"Dabi? "

"Hm?" he hums back seeming to come back to reality.

"S-sorry" he stutters a bit, a like shade of pink running across his cheecks.

Your smile never leaves as you bring your other hand up to meet his face, pulling it down to your head to rest his forehead against yours.

"I love you" you whisper.

"Hm..." he hums with a slight chuckle sending a look of horror to your face. His laugh grows as he puts more pressure against your foreheads.

"I'm just teasing baby" he says moving his mouth to kiss your forehead as he pulls you up to sit with him, pulling his hand of your cheek to allow more balance on the way up.

"Just teasing" he repeats moving to kiss your cheek allowing another small smile to come up on your face as his hand meets your face again. He follows with small kisses peppering across your cheeks, forehead, nose, jaw line, and even some daring to your neck. All that's heard throughout your shared apartment is small giggles and the sound of his lips coming off of your skin.

"Hey princess" he says looking for some focus as he comes up to cup both your cheeks.

"Yes?"

"I love you."

Your face goes an ungodly red.

"Hm?" you question, face blank, leaving him to chuckle to himself.

"I love you baby" he repeats giving you a warm smile leaning his forhead bacm against yours.

"I..." you smile back... "I love you too dabi" you whisper allowing his lips to come back to yours for one final kiss before your mouths are otherwise occupied scarfing down the pile of treats waiting for you on the counter.

"Pretty sweet huh?" you tease bumping your hips into his.

"Not as sweet as you baby" he replies a sweet smile spreading on both your faces as you match each other's gaze.