#lilly rascal

[frenchfry99]

Voice claims for Lilly! Yay!

Lilly Silly: Elmo (Sesame street) / Milky Way Cookie (CRK)

singing voice: Elmo's song (Sesame street)

Mob Lilly : Tiny Tina (Borderlands 2)

[respectthepetty]

The Heart Killers' Colors? - Ep. 10

If you have been faithfully following my whatever-this-is-that-I-do-every-episode-of-this-show, you know I only trust Fadel because he is the only one who understands the color assignment. Nobody is as loyal to his color as that Black Brooder. His man was shot, and he is still more committed to murder than snuggling him. He has priorities.

Which is why I will take him wearing this dark blue because it's close enough to black for me while Bison is doing whatever a Red Rascal in love with a (Green) Guy does, like wearing his color.

Because green is Kant's color, right?

Or is it yellow?

WHY DO YOU HATE ME, KANT?!

I need to pause my meltdown to ask a question of these two color-coded brothers: They still killed that man, right? Those weren't fake pictures of him dead, no?

Mother worked for that man to kill people; then, she branched out on her own so that man was still bad, and I hope these two actually did kill him and didn't let him off with some fake death photos.

Because I trust that Black Brooder Fadel would still kill that man, but Red Rascal Bison is playing the same color games as his man wearing green and yellow throughout this episode, so I just don't know.

I doubt even Lilly fully believes it, and although Keen wear glasses, he can't see anything, so he probably doesn't know either.

But now the brothers are switching colors with Bison wearing black and Fadel wearing red, so I have no idea what is going on anymore!

And Kant is wearing blue with his bestie in green because the colors mean NOTHING to these men! Why must I suffer for liking colors?

I truly believe Style is a Red Rascal too, so this feels right with Fadel being lighter now that he has admitted he doesn't want to lose Style.

But these two just keep screwing me over this episode! Is this what love does to them? Makes them discombobulated?!

I'm rooting for Lilly to end them where they stand.

Especially Kant BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS BLUE ABOUT?!

It's okay. Style is in red, and Fadel is lighter. Everything will be okay.

Also, Keen is hot, so I'm going to be fine. The colors are apparently meaningless to Kant and Bison this episode, and I'm okay with that.

But I'm not okay finding out Liliana actually did have Fadel's boyfriend killed! I was hoping she had hired him to hurt Fadel, so Fadel wouldn't trust love and would stay with her forever.

And not only is she a sex trafficker,

SHE DOESN'T EVEN SEE BISON ON THAT GOLF COURSE! I thought she was a baddie, but now I see she is just bad. BOO, LILIANA! Golf? And poor eyesight?! Now, I, a person with proper glasses, see where Keen (and Bison) get it from.

The only man in this show who I trust is breaking down, and I am murderous about it.

I know, Fadel. She ain't shit, and you deserve the right to kill her. If not, let Style do it for you.

Since he is apparently hiding Keen's boyfriend in the trunk because they are in the same clothes on the bleachers as they were when they were at the love motel! I'd be pissed if I was Thanon in the fetal position in a tiny trunk while these two just hug it out.

But I see Fadel and Bison are back in their colors for the next episode, so hopefully, they are back to their hitmen ways and are about to kill Mother.

DAMN IT! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT WHITE MAN!

[duckprintspress]

18 Books with Queer Female Characters for International Women’s Day!

Happy International Women’s Day! We’ve got 18 recommendations today for books staring queer female characters, and the only reason we don’t have way more is that we told our reccers they couldn’t suggest more than two books each. If you want more recs, you can also check out our International Women’s Day post from 2024, which has 13 more recommendations. The contributors to today’s list are: Tris Lawrence, Rascal Hartley, Linnea Peterson, Shea Sullivan, Shadaras, Sanne, Shannon, S. J. Ralston, Nina Waters and two anonymous contributors.

Missed Fortunes by Tris Lawrence

Ellen Outside the Lines by A.J. Sass

Godkiller by Hannah Kaner

Ophelia After All by Racquel Marie

Lucy, Uncensored by Mel Hammond & Teghan Hammond

Blood Sisters by Vanessa Lillie

Spear by Nicola Griffith

The Red Scholar’s Wake by Aliette de Bodard

Unconquerable Sun by Kate Elliott

Iron Widow by Xiran Jay Zhao

Tauhou by Kōtuku Titihuia Nuttall

Idlewild by James Frankie Thomas

Kushiel’s Dart by Jacqueline Carey

The Water Outlaws by S.L. Huang

Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant

The Fox Maidens by Robin Ha

The Secret to Superhuman Strength by Alison Bechdel

Chlorine by Jade Song

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[m-jelly]

Hello Jelly 💗 can I request dad Levi with their baby asking for a puppy because initially they wanted a sibling but both Levi and y/n was unable to give it right away so they adopt a dog and then unexpected happen, y/n is pregnant.

My English sucks because it is not my first language

@ladycheesington <3

A puppy and a baby

Levi x fem!reader

Modern AU, married, dad Levi, fluff, romance, pregnancy, being parents, getting a puppy.

Your daughter wants to be a big sister. Levi and you want another baby too, but it takes time. So, you get a cute puppy and all things are going perfectly. You get curious, take a test and find out you're pregnant as well.

@ladycheesington @levisbrat25 @nyxiieluna @li-anne @galactict3a @youre-ackermine @thebobaprincess @2moth-anon2 @cypidity @notgoodforlife @demonsimp6 @nbinairyn

You smiled at Lilly as she sat on your lap with her book. You read it to her as she read along and learned new words. You did a funny voice making her squeal with laughter and clap her little hands. Your daughter brought so much joy to your and Levi's lives.

Lilly looked up as the door opened and closed. "Daddy!"

Levi chuckled. "Wait there! I have a gift!"

You knew very well Levi was taking his shoes off and then slipping his slippers on to keep his house clean. You hugged Lilly and felt excited to see your husband. "A fun gift, huh? It's exciting."

Levi walked into the living room with his jacket looking bigger than normal. "I think you're gonna like it." He zipped down a bit causing a dog to pop its head out. "Ta da!"

Lilly gasped. "Puppy!"

Levi put the puppy down on its paws. "You can name him anything you want."

"Cupcake!"

He let out a long sigh. "Cupcake?"

She giggled. "I joke!"

He knelt and hugged his daughter. "You little rascal. So, what do you want to call him?"

She slipped off your lap and petted the dog. "Mm...Hades!"

"Great name. I'll get a nametag for him."

She ran around with Hades and giggled. "Good boy!"

Levi sat next to you and sighed. "He's a cute dog, huh? Don't worry, I will train him and Mike will help too, seeing as he is a dog trainer."

You hugged his arm and kissed his cheek a few times. "Perfect. He'll be a very good boy." You smiled at Levi. "Speaking of good boys."

Levi smiled at you. "You know I love it when you call me that."

You kissed him and hummed against his lips. "I love you."

"I love you too."

You slapped his thigh making him buck. "Now, my handsome hubby, I need you to look after the two darlings so I can go pee tinkle."

He winked at you. "Sure. Hurry back, I wanna kiss and cuddle."

You got up and squealed when Levi slapped your ass. "Naughty."

"You know I am."

You hummed a laugh and made your way to your and Levi's private bathroom connected to your bedroom. Normally, you'd go to the one downstairs but there was something in this one that you needed. Inside this bathroom, there were a few pregnancy tests. Everyone wanted another Ackerman in this family, but you didn't know if it was going to happen so soon with the talks.

You took three tests and cleaned up. You weren't expecting a positive but you just wanted to give it a go. You collected the tests and shoved them in your pocket before making your way back to your husband and daughter. He made your heart flutter by taking sweetly with his little girl and teaching her about dogs.

"Cute."

Levi sat back and smiled. "Thank you." He eyed your pocket. "What you got?"

You handed him the three tests. "I thought I'd give them a go."

He hummed and looked at them. "Holy sugar! Honey? You're pregnant."

Your eyes widened. "What?"

He jumped up with a grin and showed you the tests. "Look! Three positives! We're having another baby!"

You squealed in delight as Levi scooped you up and spun around with you. "A baby!"

Lilly ran over. "Baby? Where?"

Levi put you down. "In mummy's tummy. You're going to be a big sister!"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"

You giggled as Lilly ran around. "A puppy and two kids. What a wonderful family."

Levi kissed you. "It's perfect."

[theprincelear]

N’s told me he really wants a Ferris wheel on Pasio, why haven’t you made one yet??

"A Ferris, whe- Ugh! This is the TENTH TIME!— Sawyer and Rachel asked this first, which counts as two - then those rascals of trainers made it 4, then Cheren and his friend Bianca made it 6, then even a pair of twins (<- Gladion n Lillie) from Alola made it 8, then Paulo, the rascal duo's friend made it 9.."

"AND NOW THAT MAN NAMED N WANTS ONE TOO?!—"

"Bless the heavens I might even be considerate! I- There's not even a good space to put one in the villa!- (inaudible) -For sure there's somewhere else, but they all. Keep. BEGGING!"

"You know what?! I'll make one, JUST so they can shut up!"

[legacyofmanwich]

Legacy of Manwich {3.2} A Maid I Can Bang

Welcome back to the Legacy of Manwich, where we're at an all-time low for depravity, honestly.

Today is a dark day for King Martin.

IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY!! Yes, I finally threw one of these jerks a birthday party. Look! All his favorite people are here! There's Lillie, Cordelia, Regan, Goneril, some lady I've never seen before, and two of Regan's fuckbuddies!

King Martin: "Wow! I've never felt so loved, surrounded by my family and all my closest friends!"

Jeez, Marty, you almost look dignified in your old age. Guess it helped that you looked like someone's creepy old uncle to start out with.

Well, enjoy your party! You've earned it!

King Martin: "Nah, fuck 'em, I'm gonna have sex with my wife!"

MAN LOOK I WENT THROUGH THE EFFORT OF THROWING THIS FOR YOU, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS STICK AROUND FOR CAKE!

King Martin: "Why should I? My granddaughters didn't even show up!"

Well, clearly Regan thought they'd be better off unsupervised, screaming, and languishing in their own feces. Good thing the radio downstairs was blasting salsa music, otherwise the sounds of baby desperation would've really brought down the whole mood of the party.

With Regan and Lillie both working, I had Martin retire from his job so he could take care of Portia and Valeria and keep the house clean. He's a good enough grandad, however, Martin is a lazy little shit, and he and Regan are both complete slobs. Lillie is so consumed by her lust for Martin that she refuses to clean or do anything in his presence. In short, the girls are taken care of, but the house is a rancid mess.

So that's where you've been this whole time. You better not be up to anything illegal back here.

Regan: "Am I so untrustworthy that I can't craft a toy robot for my darling daughters to enjoy?"

Um. Yes?

SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER

HAVIN' LOTS OF SEX

*cough* OH LOOK IT'S THE GIRLS' BIRTHDAY! I hope they're cuties! Because if they're not I'm gonna jump off a building! Swear to God!! In Minecraft!!!!

Here's the damage! Valeria looks like a Little Rascals cast member who stopped growing at the age of 6 and is exhausted by another bitter divorce, and Portia's got tiny little bug eyes. Not sure which is better. I will hold off on roof jumping for now.

Can *you* tell who Martin's favorite is?!

Well, it works out okay in the end because Regan's favorite is definitely Portia. She's always doting on her, reading to her and tucking her into bed. It'd be cute, if Regan weren't the parenting equivalent of MKUltra.

Regan: "With a steady diet of hallucinogens, MREs, and whey protein, she'll be remote viewing by the time she's five!"

Honestly, she's more likely to be in the children's ward at the local psychiatric hospital.

The girls' toddlerhood was significantly less eventful than their mother's, so I don't have many pictures or much to say about it. These two spent it skilling and sleeping, Regan toiled away at her robot crafting station, Martin and Lillie banged a whole lot, and nothing funny happened.

Anyway, here's the girls grown up. They're both fully active and sloppy, but where Portia is shy, playful, and nice, Valeria is mean, serious, and outgoing. They are also both huge attention whores, which entertains me very much.

Despite Portia being Regan's favorite, Valeria's taking much more after her mother. Her default interests are insane; she hates everything except Sci-Fi, Paranormal, Crime, Politics, Money, and Health. Regan doesn't even like Paranormal shit, she shuts down ghost conversations so fast, so I'm worried Val's gonna be a special kind of unhinged.

Valeria: "HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKER, I SAW YOU GLOWING IN THE DARK AND YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS TO CONVINCE ME YOU'RE NOT A CIA PLANT!"

Portia: "Grandma sent me upstairs to say you need to take your Ritalin this morning or else you're grounded."

Valeria: "NICE TRY, FED! POW POW"

Valeria: "Listen here, Grandma, last night in my sleep I was visited by the archdevil Asmodeus disguised as an extraterrestrial. I made a pact with him that if he helps me become heir, I will give birth to an agent of ultimate moral corrosion, an entity of pure chaos that will glut itself on the suffering of men. It will be a cruel imitation of humanity, a sinister effigy, and gleefully it will rend the flesh of society until but bones remain. So you better start being nice to me right now!!"

Lillie: "That's nice. Did you take your medicine?"

Valeria: "No! It alters the chemistry of my brain and makes me susceptible to psychic manipulation!"

Lillie: "Okay, no internet for a week."

Valeria: "You have no power over me!"

Well, meanwhile, I've picked up the Storyteller mini-challenge, since I'm about to fail Do It Yourself here soon. So, Martin's writing his memoir! I like to imagine that before he chose to start a legacy, he was the head of a LARP guild for like twenty years, but it disbanded once all the members started having kids and getting jobs and shit and he can't move past the glory days.

King Martin: "Hmm. My agent says that if I cut out all the gratuitous sex scenes with my wife, my manuscript will go from 250k words to a very publishable 85k, but I'm not sure I want to forsake my artistic vision. Nay, I say! Nay!"

People will read any old crap, won't they? I was gonna add that this is another rare Martin W, but to be honest, he's living the life. Loving marriage, big family with loads of grandkids, retired from his dream job, lives in a beautiful house. I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD DO IT BUT HE DID AND I'M SO PROUD OF HIM!!!

Here's a grandkid or two now! On the first day of school, Portia brought home Cordelia's daughter, Rosaline. She's sweet, shy, and the most normal person to come out of this family so far. In the foreground is her half-brother Yorrick, who is the bane of my existence. Since he's Cordelia's husband's alien baby, he has no relation to Martin or the other Manwiches aside from Cordelia's kids, but he still has the last name of Manwich so I count him as a cousin.

Speaking of Cordelia, she showed up to visit her favorite little nieces!

Valeria: "I will now perform a stupendous feat of athleticism and acrobatics! Feast your eyes, audience!"

Cordelia: "FUCK YOUR ACROBATICS, YOU LITTLE GOBLIN! BOOO!"

Cordelia: "AW, YOU FAILED, WHAT A SURPRISE! DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, DUMB ASS!"

Jesus Christ, Cordy, can you lay off? She's just a kid.

Valeria: "Asmodeus, help!"

Portia's performance, however, is received favorably by critics and audiences alike. Despite being so shy, Portia is constantly doing stunts and demanding attention from the adults in the family.

Unfortunately, adult attention is difficult to capture in this household.

Lillie: "WOOO! MY HUSBAND'S A BONAFIDE STUD! GO ME!"

I'm very pleased that Lillie and King Martin are such attentive grandparents, because I think CPS would've showed up a while ago without them. The girls are pretty needy, but spoiled, and they aren't as self-sufficient as their mom and two aunts. Not sure what it is about Portia and Valeria, but whatever it is, it makes Martin and Lillie step up and take care of them without complaint. Regan's been really busy with her sexy high-powered lawyer gig and her hobbies, so she's been absent lately. She'll be back, though.

(Also I made a mistake in an older update and said Regan was Romance/Pleasure. She's actually Romance/Fortune, but I still don't feel like that suits her.)

WHAT? NO!! I'M NOT READY FOR THIS! :(

Portia brought another cousin home from school the next day: Cordelia's adopted daughter, Cora. Get a good look at her, because I'm not certain she'll ever show up again, God bless. <3

Looks like Portia brought something else home from school today, too!

Portia: "Mom! Mom! I got an A+ on my report card! And my teacher said she really liked my essay on the JFK assassination! Mom, look!!"

Regan: "Not now, honey, mommy's building herself a bangmaid!"

That's all for now, so until next time! You can look forward to Grandma Lillie catching the plague, Regan's bangmaid joining the family, and ReShade breaking without me noticing for very many pictures! Bye!!

[wingedqueenlynx]

HOLD UP I HAVE MY FIRST THEORY FOR UR AU❗❗❗❗

What if Lilly (Rascal 1) made friendship bracelets for Edward and Foxy bc she loves making them???

(Idk if u accept theories but I love this au so much and this just popped up in my head lol :') )

YES!!! Roll In The Theories! :D

Lily does actually make everyone a bracelet in the story. Jackie and Dillon already are wear several of her bracelets, but they are hidden under their sleeves. And when she started encountering Foxy at night, she made a whole bunch more for each of the Rogues that she encounters on patrols, telling Foxy- "You gotta give them a friendship bracelets. :]" and Foxy, being the sweetheart she is, helps her give out the bracelets.

But once they go around to Riddler for his one- Lily instead gives him a Flying-Fox themed one and a Riddler themed one to Foxy. Eddie wasn't amused, saying friendship is pointless, and Lily gave him the biggest wet eyes under her mask and said- "Friendship bracelets aren't pointless... ;<;" - and Foxy chiming in like- "Yeah, Edward. ✨️Friendship is forever.✨️ If you don't want it, we'll take it back and give it to someone more important."- Very smug with it and Eddie begrudgingly refused to give it back. Saying- "Nonsense. Nobody is more important than I. Edward Nigma, The Riddler. I'll keep this useless knick knack- not because you told me to. So don't give me that look, little fish, and you too, Dark Dutchess. Now. Shoo, go away- I have important work to be doing."

Since then, he has hidden the bracelet in his glove, out of sight and have been secretly keeping real good care of it lol

And please, do send in your theories, It's always fun to answer these :D

[sc0tters]

Can you describe each of the AU children’s personalities? And their current ages too?

This was such an interesting one! I had to kind of guess some of them because we either haven’t reached 2024 or for some we are well past it so this is their age based on where we are in the au.

Cole and Darcy

Rowden 2 1/2: this little boy is just a little ball of energy and is such a damn rascal, kid caught with his hand in the cookie jar 24/7 type of energy.

Jack and Kennedy

Sofia 1: she’s such an affectionate child, growing up to see her parents fall in love she’s such a kisser. Like when Jack goes to practice she gives him like ten goodbye kisses.

Luke and Allie

Willow 2: if looks could kill you, willow and her toy truck would have done it. The laugh she lets out when Jack trips over it when he visits is devilish he swear.

Poppy 2: a little miss chatterbug! Will talk to anyone and everyone and everything too

John and Maya

Auggie 3: the overly friendly child! If you don’t watch her when you’re out she will run off to go befriend a rock, yes she’s got a collection of them at home.

Nico and Bianca

Jakob 4: what a little gentleman! He is such a mommas boy who just wants her to be happy

BG: needs to be developed

Timo and Julie

Noah 9: he is independent to a tee! He listens to like heartbreak music at 11 and timo and Julie were #concerned

Jack and Mila

Briar 2: she’s the queen of tricks, you say no to getting her a cookie. Somehow you’re getting her one five minutes later.

Ethan 1: this man is a bear, cuddles 24/7 365 in his house.

Trevor and Blair

Blake 5: he just wants to smile 24/7

Tilly 3: if she isn’t running away from a bee, she’s actually really cute.

Jeremy and Adelia

Brodie 2 1/2: she’s just a total wild child, she’s trying to fish with her dad when some of these fish are bigger than her…

Nick and Scottie

Ella 3: she’s a quiet kid, after watching her parents be on and off when she was a baby it has resulted in her just being overwhelming quiet.

Will and Bailey

Max 1 1/2: he may not have many friends when he moves to San Jose but you can bet he doesn’t even care because the imaginary ones came with. And in his mind Macklin is infact his friend instead of his dads.

Ryan and Ava

Layla 1: if she’s not sleeping then she wants a cuddle and she wants it yesterday

Seamus and Liana

Leigh 6 months: she’s a cute chunky baby who sleeps through the night, literally sign everyone up

Sidney and Camille

Rosie 8: her parents swear they’ve never met a kid so sweet but headstrong too

Riley 4: he’s just a cutie, he wants his family and friends around him all the time. He’s also such a helpful little guy.

Logan 4: is a daredevil!! He just wants to be roughhousing it

Lilly 3: she’s just happy to be included

Luca and Aspen

Vivi 3: chatty! Chatty! CHATTY!

Matteo 1: he’s such a foodie, aspen can’t wait to get him onto bottles as her boobs hurt.

Elias and Gracie

Oscar 4: the leader of the quads! He is such a bossy kid without ever really meaning to do that…

Henry 4: coming from a big family like this he just wants to have everyone feel included

Grayson 4: he needs a bell on him because he will be sat there and will disappear in such a stealthy way

Eleonora 4: she’s a princess and a total daddies girl! Give her food and she’ll love you for life!

Mason and Amelia

Caleb 3: he is such a chatty boy, with such a wild imagination too he never manages to sit still… it’s a problem.

Oliver and Thea

River 1: at the moment just give him his moms boob and he is happy

Sidney and Celine

Nathan 9: he is such a little gentleman who has the cheek of his father

Alex and Spencer

Reese 4: if she isn’t with the fairies in the air then she’s digging in the dirt outside in case she ends up finding treasure or a ticket to Singapore

Nico and Margo

Bonnie 3: Bonnie is such a gentle soft soul that wouldn’t even hurt a fly. She just wants to be happy and that just means a kiss from her daddy.

BG: needs to be developed

Andrei and Annabelle

Alexei 4: he is their little headstrong boy! Constantly pushing the boundaries and is definitely the kid they’d see in a cop car if one of them got arrested…

Artem 2: the momma’s boy! Artem got clingy when Annabelle ended up pregnant again and he never really seemed to leave that.

Arthur 1: the carefree child! He does not give a damn. This is the child that is barefoot 24/7 but he left the house with his crocs on… how he loses them? That’s a story he’ll never tell.

[spiel-mit-mir-ein-spiel]

The beginning~Paul Landers pt 23.

Enjoy :3

It was christmas morning and you stood with Paul in the kitchen. '' How long do we have to wait?'' he said while you gave him the pregnancy test. '' This one 5 minutes'' you said and he nodded. '' Can't believe you maybe pregnant again'' he said happy and you smiled. '' A little brother or sister for Lilly'' you said and Lilly clapped her hands. You sat down next to her and played with her with blocks she got for christmas. ''Are you going to build a house?'' you said and she nodded. '' House'' she said and you smiled. You helped her build and when the house was done she teared it down. '' ooooh'' she said laughing and you smirked. '' Little rascal you are'' you said to her and Paul laughed. He enjoyed watching his girls. Paul turned around to check the pregnancy test and he picked it up. '' Oh my god babe'' Paul said with a smile and you stood up. You stood next to him and saw the pregnancy test. ''Pregnant'' you read on the screen and you put your hand on your mouth. '' Omg!'' you said and Paul pulled you in for a hug. '' Mommy, daddy?'' Lilly said while she crawled to your legs. Paul picked her up and kissed her cheek. '' You are going to be a big sister!'' he said and she clapped her hands again.

That night you had dinner at Richard's and you put on a beautifull dress which showed you already showing belly and you picked Lilly up who had a little dress on as well. Paul looked proud at you both before he kissed Lilly's cheek and your lips. ''My always beautifull girls''

When you arrived at Richard's everybody was already there.

The food was ready and Margaux invited everybody at the table. ''Before we start, we want to tell you something'' Paul said and Chrisoph looked at him suspicious. You put your jacket off and showed off your baby belly. '' Oh my god'' Olli said and Till laughed. '' That's amazing!'' he said and Margaux grabbed your hands almost crying. '' Are you okay?'' you said a little concerned and she nodded. ''Well, we have something to tell too'' Richard said while putting his hands around Margaux her shoulders and you looked at him. ''Margaux?!'' you said almost yelling enthusiastic. ''I'm pregnant to'' she said crying happy tears and you hugged her and Jessica came to hug you both. '' Omg, that is soo amazing!'' Jessica yelled and you looked at Margaux '' We are pregnant together. How awesome!'' you said and you noddedn while drying her tears. Paul and Richard hugged eachother. They were clearly over the moon they would be dads( again) at the same time. The rest of the band congratulated you all and cheered. This was the most amazing christmas there was. :3

Sorry if this one was a little boring. Im really tired.

I'm gonna sleep now and will be back tomorrow with new energy! :3

[frenchfry99]

Yo turns ur cats into an old sappy punk rock couple!!

Iris and Forrest Petals!

Had those in my pocket for a while but didn't really know what to do with them,,, Saw @evillillad 's metal au and wanted to revive my sillies!! I love the ideas you come up with for this one!!

Lineup of Iris' band! Just a concept for now tho, might add one more member later! ❀

I feel like Poison Garden would be a more old-style hard rock/glam rock/glam metal band at first , but Daria as the youngest would bring more modern elements into their music. They love to experiment with genres so it's really welcomed!

Annie has been a close friend of Petals for a long while, knowing them almost since childhood, so she was all up for Iris's idea of creating a band

Oh to be two old punks raising your silly cats together 😔😔 (though they're not even that old, somewhere around early/mid 40s). Young and reckless in their past, Iris and Fozzy are now loving and supportive parents of two lil rascals. Old softies from your neighborhood who act like parent figures to pretty much anyone younger than them hueheh

I don't have quite much for Forrest now but he's definitely a certified malewife lol

Billy and Lilly are absolute lil gremlins in any au and in this one especially

[disneyanddisneyships]

Get Down

Warnings: Alastor being OOC. This is in no way supposed to be in Canon universe yall. This is purely for fun. I know Alastor is Ace.

Pairings: Alastor x aponi

Summary: Alastor confronts aponi after what he saw the night before. Aponi proves she doesn't need him anymore. (Part 3 of "me too")

Taglist: @gyubby99

After the events of the night prior Aponi found herself more closed off to Alastor than usual.

Which Alastor noticed, of course.

All day he had been trying to get her alone to talk. After witnessing her breakdown last night and realizing why she broke up with him, he felt as if he needed to confirm.

He hated the feelings in his stomach. He hated that somehow she was the only one to bring these feelings onto him. And he hated that at times, he didn't mind it.

"Lilly," Alastor stated as he appeared in front of her, his smile ever present.

Aponi rolled her eyes. "What do you need?" She asked as she helped to position a dancer.

"I was wondering if we could speak... alone," Alastor all but muttered.

Aponi scoffed. "Why, you wanna yell at me in private?"

"Why must you be so stubborn?!" Alastor asked a but louder thus time.

"HAH. you're one to talk," Aponi replied as she walked away to get her water bottle.

"Look at me," Alastor commanded.

Aponi rolled her eyes, ignoring him.

"You would be nothing without me! Admit it!" He shouted, his smile straining.

"Admit what?!" Aponi asked, finally turning around.

"That you miss me!" Alastor stated sith a cocktail smile as if it was the most obvious thing in the room.

At this point everyone in the room was staring.

"HAH! HAHAHAHAH!" Aponi laughed. "You wanna see how much I miss you?" She asked.

Alastor stayed silent.

"Music," Aponi stated as her dancers moved to put on music Aponi had picked out to teach them today.

Sittin' here all alone On a throne

Aponi sang as she sat on a chair that her dancers brought out for her.

In a palace that I happen to own

She sang, gesturing to the whole room and in return, the whole building.

Bring me some pheasant Keep it on the bone

She sang with a glare.

Fill my goblet up to the brim Sippin' on mead and I spill it on my dress With the gold lace trim Not very prim and proper Can't make me stop

As she sang, her dancers brought her a wine glass, filling it with wine before she took a quick sip of the drink.

I wanna go hunting, any takers? I'm not fake 'cause I've got acres and acres Paid for with my own riches

She sang as she pulled out some coins from her purse, letting them clatter to the floor.

Where my hounds at? Release the bitches (Woof)

Her dancers surrounded her, singing along before aponi stood up and began walking toward Alastor.

Everyday Head back for a round of croquet, yeah 'Cause I'm a player And tomorrow, I'll hit replay

She stated with a smirk before walking around the room as the music picked up.

You, you said that I tricked ya 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can't stop me 'cause

As she walked, her dancers followed, dancing in perfect harmony as if they had practiced this. (They did)

Aponi made her way back to the middle of the room, sitting back down in her chair as her antennae sprouted from her head and her wings grew from her back.

I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal

She sang as the lights turned off, the spotlights highlighting her features as her dancers moved her around the room in her chair.

Get down Get down Get down you dirty rascal Get down Get down 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

As the music went on Alastor rolled his eyes before his grip on his microphone got tighter at the sound of Charlie behind him.

"Shes really cool," Charlie stated as she watched the performance.

Hey When I get bored I go to court

Aponi stated with a wink before moving to dance again.

Pull up outside in my carriage

She sang as she and her dancers pranced around in perfect rhythm.

Don't got no marriage

She held up her hand, absent of the ring alastor had gifted her.

So I have a little flirt with the footman As he takes my fur (huh!)

She stated as she threw off her sweater.

Her dancers gasped as she stood like that for a few beats, a smile on her face as she looked to alastor.

As you were

She winked again.

Making my way to the dance floor

She sang more as she walked into the middle of the room, striking a pose.

Some boys make an advance I ignore them As my jam comes on the lute

Her movements paused as the sound of a lute played.

Lookin' cute Das ist gut

She giggled as she started dancing.

All eyes on me

Her dancers kneeled down, looking at her as she sang.

(No criticism) I look more rad than Lutheranism

She moved her hands to pose as if she was praying.

Dance so hard that I'm causin' a sensation

She stated as she danced to the beat.

Okay ladies, let's get in reformation

She sang with a smirk as her dancers lined up next to her.

You, you said that I tricked ya 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree So I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see And you can't stop me 'cause

As she sang she began dancing even more.

Alastor's smile strained in a small amount of heartbreak. He hated these feelings.

I'm the queen of the castle Get down, you dirty rascal Get down (yeah, hey) Get down you dirty rascal Get down Get down 'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

As the music went on, aponi continued to dance, the look on her face free as she smiled through the lyrics and music.

Hey, best friend, here's the thing

She stated as she saddled up next to angel before turning to Charlie.

Now, I ain't saying I'm a gold digger But check my prenup, ahh! And go figure

Aponi giggled as she sang.

Got gold chains Symbolic of my faith to the higher power In the (fast lane)

Aponi gestured to her outfit, a gold accentuated top with gold jewelry she wore for the performance today.

My horses can trot up to twelve miles an hour Let me explain I'm a Wienerschnitzel, not an English flower

She and her dancers moved to the beat, smiles on all of their faces as they had fun.

No one tells me I need a rich man Doin' my thing in my palace in Richmond

She yelled in alastors face, rage on her features.

You (hey), you said that I tricked ya (tricked ya) 'Cause I, I didn't look like my profile picture Too, too bad I don't agree (no) So I'm gonna hang it up (hang it up, hang it up) for everyone to see (Henry!) And you can't (no) stop (uh uh), you can't stop me, 'cause

Her dancers began to sing as well as she danced, performing flips and twirls that were too advanced for some people.

'Cause I'm the queen of the castle

As the lights went down for effect, aponi smirked at alastor.

Get down, you dirty rascal Get down (ah, you get up, get up) Get down (okay, okay, that was cute, that's enough) Get down, this is my song, honey (ge-ge-uh-ge-ge-uh-ge-ge get) Get down

As the song went, aponi encouraged others to join the song.

After a while everyone in the room was dancing except for alastor.

"Cause I'm the queen of the castle," aponi stated, crossing her arms only a few inches away from Alastor.

All the dancers in the room applauded and supported one another as aponi and alastor continued to glare.

"Lilly, I-"

"It's Aponi, to you, radio demon," Aponi stated before walking away. "Alright Charlie let's see if you and your friends have been practicing!" Aponi stated with a smile as she walked away from alastor.

[the-phantom-hive]

We are the Phantom Hive

We decided we wanted a separate place to post system related things and allow alters without their own blog to interact somewhere that isn't discourse related or our main blog

We are anti Endo, radqueers, proship, radfems, and transmed. DO NOT INTERACT.

Recently our host fused and it has upset the balance of our system, please be cautious as we will likely be extra irritable especially anger/rage holder alters.

Questions are more than welcome we love to answer things, if you have a question for a fictive that has their own blog its preferred you ask on their blog ^^

Blog list below the cut! (Oh Ra here we go)

@pink-p0ison (His mentions are off because scam spammers wont fuck off) Angel Dust

@those-bitches-from-fnaf All of our FNAF fictives

@king0fgames0 Atem/Yami, Yugi, and Joey

@justanothercaretaker Blippi

@glitter-hurricane Glitter Breeze and Lilly

@iam200yearsold Clio

@blackwing-satellite Crow

@agent-m0thman0 Dib

@cutelycorruptsyourfiles Entity 303

@thatbitchgaz Gaz

@swordsmanzwijo Zwijo

@dick-master420 Adam and Lute

@zim-zayz-zhit Zim

@imschmadenschmuki Jaden

@kiddsclassroom all our Kindergarten (the game) fictives

@foxyslittlespace Foxy (He is THREE. Don't be a fucking weirdo)

@rivalthieves Marik, Bakura, TKB, and Ryou

@ask-marina-ora Marina (Was originally an oc rp blog but then she split into the system)

@solacevents Merle/Solace

@welcometo-partytowne Party creeper (And sometimes Styx)

@sillylittlefuntimeclown Piedmon

@thatonejestertwink Rascal

@yudias-likes-interaction Yudias

@theohdotwins Yuhi and Yuamu

@yudis-cowboy-mechanic Yusei

@pomniscircus Pomni (Shes been doing this thing where she posts out of context sysquotes if you're interested lol she takes submissions through asks)

@thathshtgbitch Velvette

@fangzwitchyblog Host Fangz and our brain made witch Fangz. Yes both our names are Fangz lmao

@thosetwofuckinglunatics Yuri and Vector

@3secondspast3pm Terza

@theresachancethatimfine Maddox

@waa-woo-yum-yum-yum Sweetalina and Noodlina

@dehydrated-mess Teru

... I'm about to have sooo much fun going through all those notifs.

[proship-confessional]

Back to my cookie run AU because whenever I heard ByakuSen I become feral.

It's mostly fueled by theories and personal interpertations because no Silent Salt for us yet so take it either with a huge grain of salt or keep in mind this is just a fantasy of a weird anon on tumblr. Please expect a lot of OOC, especially from Byakuya, because it's impossible to tell this story without bending his personality like crazy.

"The first to betray me was a king. My creator. My father."

The main reason I set up Byakuya as Silent Salt and Senku as White Lily is because of the 'Silent Salt is original White Lily' theory.

Byakuya, in his prime, was a leader of the Beasts (because I refuse to acknowledge Shadow Milk as the leader), as well as the light of Solidarity. He was treated as Earthbread's symbol unity, a beloved king that leads the masses into the light: 'Treat your kin with kindness, and they'll treat you the same.' On the less brighter side, in a slow process, things got to stressful to handle. Adoration bringed expectations about perfection: Pressure'll break his back, sooner or later.

Slowly, Byakuya's solidarity turned into silence. Commonfolk was still equal in his eyes. Equally below him, that is. Burnout so intense it quite literally burned his soul into crisp.

This was around the time when Beasts turned evil. Byakuya knew, Byakuya saw what other's did: Destruction, deceit, sloth and apathy, yet none were heavier than silence, ignorance of a man who did nothing to cease, to stop others.

This brings us to Senku. Because the witches already started suspecting that their creations are doing some weird bullshit, and destroying the little civilization they built by playing gods, Byakuya got cautious: Senku initially was made to be his "back-up body" in case the witches decide to do something about the Beasts' anarchy.

What Byakuya didn't except was to get attached after so long: Senku's childish curiousity and kindness captivated him. A little cookie that captured everything Byakuya lost in himself. It was enough to be obsessed.

Then comes the moment when the Beasts are sealed in the Silver Tree. Byakuya is captured and his already fragile mental state is actively eroding further. Senku is lost and confused, he's all alone.

The Witches were initially reluctant about granting Senku a Soul Jam — his dough is made from that of a monster's, from a rascal's hand, but the risk was taken. Thus rose the Hero of Freedom, a curious boy searching for the answers for the sake of cookiekind. Senku, this name rang through the kingdom folk's ears like a pleasant rain.

I'm afraid I'll have to skip a good chunk of the story that's unrelated to White Lilly!Senku and the whole Dark Enchanter/Xeno shenanigans to keep things less confusing than they're already are. The only important thing is that the Beasts are freed and they need Soul Jam halves like Mars needs human women.

To put it simple, Byakuya wants a reunion, in weirdest way possible. He's the only among the Beasts to have a special interest in their respective Ancient Hero. When he has a completely Soul Jam, he desires Senku back, to become 'whole' with him again. Senku is, obviously, creeped out by the news. The man that wasn't in his life for a good chunk of time suddenly shows up and says he wants to be 'together as one again', of course Senku is freaking out.

And Byakuya, of course, is very much not above breaking his dear son into agreeing.

"We can rule together, son. We're made to be one. Come now, it's an offer you can't refuse."

In the end, it's a story about how expectations can drive a lighthearted and caring man into depression and then insanity, and wanting to 'become one' with his child (which in return carries not-so-subtle selfincestious rape allegories).

— DR. STONE anon.

uowah….

[thefakegeekg1rl]

✨🌟CAST SPOTLIGHT🌟✨

We’re excited to bring to the stage Lilly Rascal for BURLESQUE BABES IN THE WOODS!!!

A Chicago mainstay as both performer/producer, @lillyrascal will be serving us her witchy vibes with a veil/fan dance inspired by the classic Suspiria. Don't miss this one!

BURLESQUE BABES IN THE WOODS is upon us October 12th at 9:30pm at The Newport Theater! Tickets are on sale now! 🔗in bio and here: http://rb.gy/9bebda

[ultimatecutenesspeaks]

Bunny hey everyone we are here shini there you three are you little rascals where the heck have you been bunny a long story we will tell you the short version we got attack by a wild Pokémon but three pokemons that now we own sabe us and we encounter a girl call Lillie who has a nebby and it got attack by sparrow than the bridge collapse and haruki fall down but the island guardian save him just in time

*Everyone looks at Bunny in shock as Bunny finishes the story.*

Hiro: I-- what?! Ruki, are you okay?!

Haruki: Yep! It was scary, but I didn't get hurt or anything.

[ecleticelectric]

at the end of the day it's:

phoebe bridger's + arlo parks' cover of fake plastic trees

olivia rodrigo's cover of stick season

lilly allen's cover of somewhere only we know

elbow's cover of golden slumbers

scala + kolacny brothers' cover of creep

sinead o'conner's cover of nothing compares 2 u

florence + the machine and dizzy rascal's version of you've got the love

panic at the disco's cover of into the unknown